Gintama 218

XD With all of this SFX going on..I thought I was translating that campy 60's version of Batman this week. Gintama extra up next folks!

(Top text- Kamui’s intentions are…?!)

Kamui: Come with me.

I can make it so that you can go see mommy.

(Bottom text- Sorachi-Sensei’s special extra project is here! Be sure to get a copy of Jump Comics Volume 24 and ‘Ginpachi Sensei’ Volume 3 on July 4th (Friday)!!

(Bottom- GINTAMA)

(Sfx- Zatsu *Swish*)

Seita: Wa—Wait a minute…

You…

You ain’t my friend….

You ain’t even one of Housen’s friends…

So whaddya want with me?

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Kamui: I just came to Yoshiwara to handle some business.

(Sfx- Zoro zoro *Shufff shuff*)

(Sfx- Zashii *Kachiing!*)

Kamui: The Night King Housen…

Has become far too infatuated by these women of his.

(Sfx- Waaaaahhhhhh!!)

Seita: Whoaaaa!!

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(Sfx- Kagoosshhhuu! *Cachiiiing!*)

Kamui: What a way to meet…

You the women within Yoshiwara,

Whom can be called the sunlight of the city.

(Sfx- Bagagaga *Splisssshhhh*)

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(Sfx- Ton *Tmp*)

(Sfx- Bushuuuu *Splissssh*)

Kamui: My aim this time is much different than it was when we last met.

Now let’s get going shall we?

To meet Yoshiwara’s most beautiful…

And strongest woman.

(Side text- To search out the strongest!!)

GINTAMA
Lesson 218: Only mommy can stop siblings from fighting.

SORACHI HIDEAKI

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Abuto: So that’s it…

I thought you reminded me of someone…

Leader’s….

Geez, what luck.

To think that I’d end up seeing a person like you all the way out here on this planet…and you’d be my enemy…

So in the end I’ve got to fight against my friend’s relative….what a big mess I’m in.

(Sfx- Koki Koki *Scritch scritch*)

Kagura: Don’t worry about it so much.

I know that he doesn’t think of me as a sister anymore.

Whether it’s the same clan or the same family...
Or even the same parents, that guy destroyed any bonds we ever shared.

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Abuto: I know that I’m just a simple underling, so I can’t start lecturing you…

But you know, that fool has been walking forward without even looking back at his countless victims.

Whether you’re siblings, or an underling of his doesn’t change the fact that he’s above you in raw strength.

Kagura: Get lost.

I have to go stop my stupid brother, and show him just who’s on top.

Abuto: My bad missy…

But I can’t exactly let you go and continue looking down on me like that.

(Sfx- Zatsu *Fwish*)

Shinpachi: Ka…

Kagura-cha…

(Sfx- Jiri jiri *Shssh…*)

(Sfx- Gutsu *Clnch*)

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Both: URAGAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Sfx- Gakiiiiin *CLAAANG!*)

(Sfx- Gakin Gakin gakin gakin *Clang clang clang clang!*)

(Sfx- Buuun Fuuun *Swish whissssh*)

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(Sfx- Garuu *Clamp*)

(Sfx- Gotsu *Thwack!*)

(Sfx- Para para *Claatter clatter*)

(Sfx- Mitsu mitsu *Shudder shudder.*)

(Sfx- Dogyauu *WHOCK*)

(Sfx- Dan *Tak*)

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(Sfx- Dogyaaaaa *WHACK*)

(Sfx- Gatsu *Grab*)

(Sfx- Bagooooo *Twhoooock*)

(Sfx- Gagooooon *CRASH*)

(Sfx- Gara gara *Tinkle tinkle*)

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(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Ruuuuumble.*)

Shinpachi: Kagura-chan!!

(Sfx- Potata *Dripp*)

Abuto: Huh?

(Sfx- Ton *Tmp*)

(Sfx- Oooooooo)

(Sfx- Petsu *Ptoo*)

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(Sfx- Bototsu *Clatter.*)

(Sfx- Doku *Throb.*)

(Sfx- Nyari *Sneer*)

Abuto: Hehehe..

Heheheheheheh….

(Sfx- Gahahahahahahahah!)

{Th—This is a fight between two Yato clans people?}

{It’s like watching two feral beasts rip and claw at each other!}

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Abuto: It’s like being between a rock and the battle field. I’d never thought I’d meet a brat that’s as vicious as you…

You’re one brutal little lady.

And your instinct for battle is just as good as your daddy and your brother’s.

Kagura: Don’t put me in the same group with him.

Abuto: My bad, I’ll watch what I say around you for now on.

Although I can’t for the life of me understand why you’d want to associate yourself with these cute but powerless little earthlings.

Could it be that you’ve decided to stay here because you and your brother don’t get along?

Why not join up with me and your brother and become the most powerful space pirate group in the universe?

Heheheheh

(Sfx- Kagoooo *Whack!*)

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(Sfx- Para para *Clatter clatter.*)

Kagura: As if I’d lower myself to join the two of you,

And watch as our yato blood is spilled over battlefields as we wander and kill each other.

I’ll decide what battles I want to fight and where I’ll fight them.

Not with my blood, but with my soul.

For protecting what I want to protect…

I’ll stand up on the battlefield..

And beat the crap out of anything that’s in the way!

I don’t care whether you’re my brother or in the same clan…

I’ll kick your ass!!

(Sfx- Dotsu *Stomp!*)

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(Sfx- Gagoooo *Thwack!*)

(Sfx- Gotsu *Thud*)

Abuto: The brother who fights because of the blood that flows within him…

And the sister who fights because of the soul within her…

No…

The brother who fights in blood, and the sister who fights alongside of it…

Either way, you two are some pretty violent kids.

And no matter how much I talk to you two; it doesn’t make any difference does it?

However I’m sorry to tell you this…

You aren’t going to be able to touch your stupid brother at your level.

(Sfx- Gonyatsu *Smack!*)

(Sfx- kime meki *Throb throb*)

Abuto: And the problem is…

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Abuto: A punch to ‘defeat’.

And a punch to ‘kill’…

You don’t seem to know which one has more weight.
For example…

(Sfx- Doon *THWOCK*)

(Sfx- Gararashaaaaa *Craaaaash*)

Abuto: This is a killing blow.

Between physical strength, and walking strength…one is of course stronger than the other.

Huh? Nothing to say?

Quit acting like you know all the answers to my quiz.

(Sfx- Geo Kaha *Cough cough.*)

(Sfx- Goetsu *Bleehhh*)

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Abuto: You still don’t get it…

You continue to fight like a car with its parking break on.

(Sfx- Boki *Crack*)

Abuto: Yato blood is an instinct that seeks out battle.

(Sfx- Gyaaaaahhhh!)

Abuto: Your fist won’t reach me if it’s filled with anything less than killing intent.

A punch to ‘kill’ and a punch to ‘defeat’ are not the same thing little lady. One is nothing, and one is like a tropical storm.

You don’t want to kill anyone, and you don’t want to hurt anyone.

That’s a pretty nice ideal to have…but it won’t get you anywhere..

That lukewarm way of thinking.

But you can’t be too choosy about what battlefield your on…

As the battlefield is simply where we end up after so much wandering, you could say it doubles as a grave.

Simply put, its simply those who’ve got what it takes to kill someone that go on living.

That’s it, the justice of the battlefield is..

The justice of the yato clan…our justice.

You who wants to have nothing to do with her heritage,

And us who embrace it…

It’s obvious who’ll be the winner in this fight.

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(Sfx- Ton *Tmp*)

(Sfx- Zan *Fwiiish!*)

Shinpachi: L---Let her go!!

I’m telling you get your hands off of Kagura-chan!!

Abuto: Heheheh…

You know you ain’t to bad kid.

Just now your killing intent reached me all right….

Yeah this is how a battlefield is supposed to be.

(Sfx- Zubooo *Pluck*)

Abuto: But….

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(Sfx- Dotsu *Thwack*)

(Sfx- Doon *Thud.*)

Abuto: It’s a cryin’ shame….

That you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Kagura: Shinpachi!!!

(Sfx- Ugaaaaahhh!!)

Abuto: Decisions, decisions….

Who should I kill first?

Kagura: Stoppit!!

Let Shinpachi go!

Abuto: Sorry but I can’t accept that choice.

I told you before didn’t I? Life is all about finding the right footing.

Not just ‘getting by’ but choosing the best possible outcome you can.

(Sfx- Gishiiin *Cruuush*)

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Shinpachi: T---Then…

I choose…

For you to die.

(Sfx- Gigi *Wriggle*)

Abuto: You say something?

You’re the same as her…acting like you know all of the answers to the quiz…

For that…you die…

Kagura: Sto—

Stop it!!

Shinpachi: Urrrghhhhh!!

(Sfx- Gishi gishi- *wriggle wriggle*)

(Sfx- Meki meki meki *Throb throb throb*)

(Sfx- Goyo ogaoo *Blooorgh*)

(Sfx- Dokun *Throob*)

(Side text- Kagura’s crisis?! The blood within her…what will it cause...?)

GINTAMA LESSON 218…………….END.

(TN- I don’t like the sound of that last ‘dokun’…..Kagura-chan….what’s going to happen to you?)