Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro 163

Let the evil exercises begin!

(Side Text- Taking on tough opponents brings an urge to want to train one’s body!!...Although training and moderation are two different stories…)

{Things had cooled after that fierce battle…}

{So Thought that at least I could take a little break at the office…}

(Sfx- Shurururu *Wiiiiind*)

(Sfx- Zutsu *Reach*)

(Sfx- Ho ho *puff puff*)

Neuro: Hmph

As I figured you haven’t been getting enough exercise have you?

(Sfx- Giri *Grind*)

Neuro: Up until now you’ve been abusing your body haven’t you?

So how about we go and rehabilitate you?

Exercise is important you know.

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MAJIN TANTEI NOUGAMI NEURO
Chapter 163- (Discipline) Training.

MASTUI YUUSEI

???: So you would like to partake in the one day free trial would you?

Well then please go to the dressing room and wait…

Yako: I dun wanna exercise…

I’m so tired after all the things we’ve been through unti now.

Neuro: What are you saying?

Exercise is a suburb thing.

I used to exercise often when I was in the demon world.

Each morning while listening to the demon world radio, we’d start with 1 to 6 thousand reps, stretching out from a long place.

We’d do this all before 5 in the morning…

Trying to out do each other to see who would reach the light and claim victory first.

Yako: How would I be able to even get to that territory after 2 reps?!

(Side- Main characters: Nougami Neuro- Demon, Favorite food ‘Puzzles.’ Katsuragi Yako Female High school student, favorite food, Tempura.)

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Neuro: However my demonic power has decreased somewhat since I came to the human world…

It seems that my body is being subjected to the various rules that come with being up here opposed to the demon world.

Will I really be okay like this?

I mustn’t forget not to over exert myself while here on this plane.

Yako: That includes now….

Neuro: But even if I should come close to the end…I’ve said it over and over again.

What will hurt them most is not so much the brain, but the body.

Train yourself well Yako.

You never know if tomorrow will be the final hour you have alive.

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Kanou: Welcome to our central Sports club.

My name is Kanou, and I’ll be your guide for your one day here.

{Chief Instructor: Kanou Norima}

Yako: Yes…

Thank you.

(Sfx- Gukiaaa!)

Kanou: Our one day program here at the club…

We’ll start things off by putting you on the machines and measuring your physical capability.

Neuro: Okay!

How about it Sensei? Shall we go find out our physical capabilities?

Kanou: First thing…

We’ll star things off with our pride and joy…a newly produced Training Machine. Please have a pleasurable experience.

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(Sfx- Datsu datsu datsu *dash dash dash*)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo *puuurrrrruuuunn*)

Yako: Whoa

This thing’s a bit rough..

Before you there is the speed control panel.

You can get a feel for your running speed by trying one of these out.

(Sfx- Gagagagaga *Tmptmptmptmp*)

Yako: You say that, but I’ve only managed to get 300 m from being on this thing for 3 minutes!

Hi…

Hm?

(Sfx- Gaki gaki ki ki ki kigyaki gyaki *Bip bip bip bip bip*)

Yako: It seems like it’s getting faster…

Now the time is 15 km…

18 km…

He secretly put on one of his demonic tools on the control panel!!

Wai---

(Sfx- Gyak gya gya gya gya gya gya *Bip bip bip bip bip bip)

Yako: Stop it!!

At this rat I’m going to turn around and fly away!!

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(Sfx- Dadadadadada *Tmptmptmptmptmp*)

Neuro: Well well…

It seems that Sensei’s quite physically able isn’t she! Go for it!

Kanou: I’ve…I’ve never seen our machine record a physical ability at this level..

Yako: Wh—

Why is it always me?!

Neuro you run too!!

This whole ‘rehab’ idea was yours in the first place right?!

Neuro: Hmph.

It is as you say.

(Sfx- Zutsu *Swif*)

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(Sfx- Ujaaaaaaaaaaaa *KA-CHUNK*)

Neuro: My distance is 55m.

So I’ve gotten slightly weaker physically.

Especially if I only get 55 m with one step now.

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Kanou: Wh---What the…

Why did the machine suddenly turn up the speed so high?

Neuro: Perhaps it’s out of order?

Yako: Ah!

That was close…

I really thought I was a goner there…

Neuro: Whoa, that’s dangerous!

(Sfx- Gashi *Grab*)

(Sfx- Gon *Thud*)

Neuro: Sensei wants to know if there are other means of testing her physical prowress!!

{He---}

{He}

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{He totally doesn’t seem to have gotten weaker at all!!}

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Kanou: Sorry…

Nougami-san…it seems that all of the machines that you want to use have broken down today.

Your data seems to suggest Katsuragi-san,

That at this rate, you don’t have many options when it comes to training.

Neuro: That’s absolutely fine!!

I’ve only come here to watch Sensei as she trains.

I happen to be only interested in watching over Sensei’s physical prowress!!

{He couldn’t have…}

{Could the only reason that he brought me here is because he wanted me to train my self confidence?}

Kanou: Now I’ll lead you all to the pool.

It’s about 25m, and has a light flow…I’ll test your time here.

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(Sfx- Chapu *Splash*)

(Sfx- Za za za za za *Splash splish splash*)

Yako: OR IN FACT IS HE JUST SECRELY ABUSING ME!!

Kanou: This time is amazing!

A body like this must be more god than man!

Neuro: Right?

Sensei’s body is a result of tireless working out! It’s her pride and joy!

Yako: Sto—pit…

I beg you to stop measuring me…

(Sfx- Gutari *droop*)

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Yako: Neuro you…

You swim too…

Neuro: Huh?

You want me to?

Well..

If you really want me to suddenly go swimming with you..

(Sfx- Dopon *Splish*)

Kanou: Hu—

(Sfx- Sapan *Splash*)

(Sfx- Zapatsu *Splish*)

Neuro: Fuah…

Did you see?

I swam in that place with all of my might!

But I’m sure it’s still not as good as hers…

Kanou: It’ll be good if you don’t push yourself.

Yako: He just swam a whole lap just now!!

(Handwritten- and well at that!)

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Yako: Sigh…

In the end I’m right back where I started…and even more tired…

Did Neuro really bring me here to do training?

I swear he’s just trying to think of different means of torturing me….I wonder what’s next?

Kanou: Are you tired Katsuragi-san?

Yako: A..

Yes

I’m a bit worn out after all of that exercise…

Although to be honest, I’ve been doing a bit more dangerous exercise lately.

The others around me were able to rise to occasion..

But all I’ve been able to do is watch from the side…I realize now I have to help.

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Kanou: That sounds like a good reason to become stronger Katsuragi-san.

Yako: A reason…

Kanou: When training your body through exercise, the most important thing to have in mind…

Is of course the motive behind your reasoning.

‘To keep up with those around me..’

That is a splendid reason for wishing to become stronger.

The better the reason why you want to be stronger…the stronger you can become.

To bring what a person wants into their grasp….

By only charging a monthly fee, but in return bringing a person closer to their goal…

Is the reason why Sports clubs like this one exist.

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{That’s right…}

{A reason…}

{The powers that he uses cannot be seen without making him weaker.}

{He requires on humans for a percentage of his strength however..}

{This time, the demand was on me, but it was far too heavy.}

{My real reason is…}

{For that reason he’s been giving me unreasonable demands.}

{Because from here on in, I’m going to need to summon up my own strength.}

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{My goal should be then, to become stronger.}

{Within my mind…}

{And body!!}

Yako: I’ll do it then Kanou-san!

For my sake, I’ll take any training you’ll give me!

Kanou: Okay!

For the sake of your reason, do your very best!!

All right then, I’ll calculate your results against your reason giving you a result.

Try swimming 50m in 27 seconds!

Yako: Okay!

Kannou: And then back to the running machine where you should at least get 3km in 10 minutes!!

Yako: Okay!

Kannou: Then do some sit ups and push ups, at about 35kg and 30kg!

Yako: Okay!

Kanou: Bench press 45 KG!

Yako: ….I don’t quite get it…but okay!

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Kanou: Start with the lowest grade of Judo!

Yako: Huh?

Okay!

Kanou: Then the 5th grade of Kendo!

Yako: Okay…

Kanou: Tennis, Golf, Baseball, Soccer, Shougi…become a pro in all of these!

Yako: ….Okay?

Kanou: Become an actress!

Then a singer whom after a debut sells 3 continuous platinum albums!

Yako: Uh..

Um…that’s a bit..

Those reasons are a bit impossible..

Debut into European high society!

Enter into world politics!!

THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!!!

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Kanou: Now..

That’s enough of our normal program Katsuragi-san…

(Sfx- Gishii *draaag*)

Kanou: Normal methods won’t reach you at all…

I'll make sure that you won't return anywhere.

(Side text- After a lo~ng time a weirdo makes his appearance?!)

MAJIN TANTEI NOUGAMI NEURO CHAPTER 163……………..END.