Hajimete No Aku 57

Fujiki. Graduate into Seinen so I can get my freakin' Yuki fanservice.

(Black box- The mistaken desires of protagonist comedy!!)

HAJIMETE NO AKU
(Side text- Say farewell to the ‘you’ of yesterday!!)
(Bottom text- The latest volume #4 is out in stores!!)
FUJIKI SHUN
Chapter 57: To each, their graduation.

002
{Yuki who takes pride in teasing Kyouko has troubles of her own….}
(Sfx- Gokuri *gulp*)
(Sfx- Sotsu *sfft*)
(Sfx- Batsu *fwfff*)
(TN- WHY THE BACK?! WHY SD?! FUJIKI!!! *Shakes fist to the heavens*)
(Sfx- Hatsu *gasp*)

003
Yuki: I wasn’t able to lose a single pound….
I won’t be able to perform in the next show if this keeps up.
(Sfx- Buoooo *fwoooooo*)
(Sfx- Paku paku *munch munch*)
Maid: If you’re that worried about it, why not stop eating pudding?
(Handwritten- That’s your second pack.)
(Sfx- Buoooo *fwooooo*)
(Sfx- Ha *gasp*)
Yuki: I like, totally know that!
But…But, Pudding makes me feel better….!
Maid: I don’t understand.
Jiro: I see! I overheard your conversation,
And I believe I can help you graduate into a new you!
(Sfx- Zatsu *Swifff*)

004
Awesome! Maid: A burglar huh?
Jiro: OWWWW!
(Sfx- Ban ban *smack smack*)
(Sfx- Bishiii *crrrrk*)
Yuki: Niimi-san, he’s my friend.
Why’d you come here all of a sudden, Jiro-kun?
(Handwritten- Hmph, a school friend huh?)
JIro: Heheh, listen and be in awe!
I’ll help you graduate from your pudding dependency!
Yuki: Huh? For real?
(Sfx- Kyuuuuu *grnnnnd*)
Niimi (AKA Awesome Maid.): You shouldn’t buy into his sweet sweet lies Milady.
Men will vomit up anything. They are wolves.
Yuki: Niimi-san, are you talking from experience?!
Jiro: S---save me…
{A few days later…}

005
(Sfx- Kyuuu *whp*)
Yuki: Ooh!
(Sfx- Jii *Ziiip*)
Yuki: It fits!!
(Sfx- Gara *clatter.*)
Aki: Whoa!! Yuki?!
You scared the crap outta me!! What are you wearing that for anyway?!
(Sfx- Wai wai)
Kyouko: Your diet was a success then?!
Yuki: Yep! I totally pulled through it!!
Jiro: Good! Then everything was for the best then Shinonome.
Yuki: Uh-huh! You’re a life saver Jiro-kun!
Kyouko: Jiro helped out?
Yuki: Well I totally couldn’t stop eating pudding,
So Jiro-kun came and gave me a hand..

006
Jiro: With this invention of mine, the ‘Contract Enforcement paper’!!
(Paper- Contract//Shinonome Yukiji.// Pudding before bed.)
(Sfx- Baaaaan)
Yuki: All you have to do is write what you want to stop doing on this paper!
And then it’s easy to change a bad behavior!
Kyouko: Huh…is that so?
Aki: A paper like this?
Kyouko: But can something like this really make a person stop eating pudding?
Jiro: A marvelous question!
From the conversations I’ve heard you all have, it seems you all need to graduate into something better.
However training yourself for this sort of change can prove difficult!
Without the proper help, a graduation is frustrating! That’s why I invented these for the two of you!
Yuki: Now you two will be able to improve yourselves too!
Kyouko: What?!

007
Aki: You can’t just force that on us!!
Kyouko: More like, how the heck did you misunderstand us like that?!
(Sfx- Batsu *swiff*)
(Sfx-Batsu *swff*)
(Sfx- Baaan)
(Note- Contract// Nakatsugawa Akiho// No more un lady like use of language.)
(Sfx- Baaan)
(Note- Contract// Watari Kyouko// Stop being so violent.)
Kyouko: GHAHHHHHH!!!
(Sfx- Bari bari *zzaaaaaap*)
(Sfx- Bari bari *szzzzzt*)
Aki: NGOAHHHH!!!
Yuki: If you try to act against your contract, you’ll get shocked just like that!
Girls: W---we don’t want this….
(Sfx- Piku piku piku *throb throb throb*)
Yuki: I, like, didn’t want to do this you know?
But…
It would be kind of fun to see you act differently!
(Sfx- Nyahhh *mewwww*)
Aki: DAMN YOU YUKI!!!
(Handwritten- You’re having fun, aren’t you!)

008
(Sfx-Zabaaaa *ZAAT*)
Aki: GYAHHHH!!
Yu—Yuki-san, why would you do this to us?
(Handwritten- O—oooh!)
Yuki: Think of it of starting fresh!
Jiro: Now the day for your graduation draws near!
Now to find out the problems with the rest of you!!
Let us be off then Shinonome!! To graduation!!
(SFx- Datsu *dash*)
Yuki: Yaaay!!
Kyouko: HEY YOU TWO!!!
{And so…}
(Handwritten- Please tread on me…)
(Sfx- Kyahhh!)
{Jiro and Yuki observed each of the member’s bad habits…}
(Handwritten- President!)
(Handwritten- I leave the rest to you!)
(Paper- Work more often.)
{And used this to spread their poison…)
(Handwritten- I’m so pretty….)
(Paper- No muscle shows at school)

009
Aki: Please, can we stop?
I daresay I don’t like this at all!
(Sfx- Paaaaan)
Akagi: Work is number one!
Guy: Aewesome….he’s done this much in one day…!
Girl: You mean the president is…doing things?!
Aoki: I’m wearing a Uniform! See?
Jiro: Incredible!
Yuki: Everyone’s like….awesome!
Kyouko: Hey!
The people at our school are not your toys!!
So stop this right now!

010
Jiro: Kyouko hit me….and I didn’t black out….amazing!
I knew a graduation would do the trick!
Kyouko: He’s not listening!
Midoritani: Hey Jiro-kun….I’ve noticed that things are less hectic around here…
{Didn’t have any bad habits to correct.}
MIdoritani: But…what’s going on?
Jiro: Everyone’s graduated into something better!!
Everyone needs to grow out of their former selves eventually. This is only helping them along the way!
Of course I wouldn’t force someone to use something I wouldn’t use too!
Kyouko: So he’s got one too?
Jiro: With this, Graduation is only arms length away for anyone!!
(Sfx- Hahahahahahah!!)
(Sfx- Kyahh!)
Akagi: Damn you Akuno!
Aki: He’s not listening to us at all! What’ll we do?!

011
Yuki: But it sure is interesting isn’t it?
Ugly guy: Did you hear how the president managed to clean up that budget problem?
Cute girl: Oh? He’s really something, isn’t he! He’s really made a turn around!
Third person: Right!
Aki: Hey! You seem to be getting more popular by the day! Maybe this is just what you needed!
Akagi: Huh…?
I guess if you say so, but if I may say so myself, your new formal use of language definitely is a huge improvement.
Aki: Huh?!
Yuki: See? Humans can change if they really want to!
(Handwritten- Isn’t this nice!)
Midoritani: ….Sure if you say so….
Yuki: But there’s a little something that Jiro-kun totally like misunderstood!!
(Sfx- Girari *glaaare*)
Midoritani: Huh? How so?
???: Kimura-kun..?
JIro: Huh?

012
Kimura: Now! Tread upon me!
(Sfx- Deennnn)
(Sfx- Zubibibibi *zzaaaaaap*)
Kimura: Gyahhhoooo!!
Kyouko: He got shocked!!
Aoki: Is he okay?!
Akagi: Wait! Look at him!
Kimura: Ah.
Aoki: Why does he look so happy…!
Akagi: That’s right, he’s a Grade A Machoist!

013
Kimura: Fwahhh.
Jiro: Even an electric shock wasn’t enough to stop this guy’s desires?!
(Handwritten- He’s a freak!)
JIro: Wha…
(Sfx- Zuzaaa *Sfft*)
Jiro: No way, this can’t be considered a graduation!!
But nothing is happening, even after the notice…
Kimura: Huh?
What are you talking about a graduation for?
I don’t remember ever wanting to stop being a machoist.
JIro: Why?! Is this some kind of special characteristic?!
Don’t you want to graduate yourself?!
Kimura: Don’t be stupid!
(TN- He looks so awesome here…)

014
Kimura: Whether you want to graduate or not should be up to ou!
It’s your own butt, and you have to clean up after it!
(Sfx- Baannn)
(TN- Why does that expression make me laugh?)
Kimura: By the way, it seems like you’ve misunderstood what a graduation is.
We’ve still got three years till that happens right?
Jiro: Huh?
Really?
(Sfx- Kokun *nod*)

015
(Sfx- Basaaa *fwap*)
(Sfx- Ten *thunk*)
(Sfx- Doka *tmp*)
Jiro: It seems that I’ve completely misunderstood everything!
It’s my fault, so do as you please as my punishment!
Kyouko, I know you have a high disposition for destruction, but please hold ba---
Kyouko: You should have thought of that sooner.
Akagi: Then we will punish you….
Aoki: To our heart’s content!
(Sfx- Gyari *glare*)
(Sfx- Pachi *crack*)
(Sx- Koki koki *crack rack*)
(Sfx- Mishi mish *shssh shhh*)

016
(Sfx- Suuuu *sssss*)
(Sfx- PIzu pizu *flick flick*)
Jiro: GAH!!
Kyouko: I guess we’ll give you a break this time…
Aki: It’s not like you did this on purpose or anything, so we’ll let you go. You won’t be lucky like this again though.
Jiro: It still hurt….
Kyouko: Now….
It’s your turn Yuki-san….c’mere.
Aki: C’mon.
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Rmmmmmble*)
(Sfx- Hawa *gasp*)

017
Kyouko: And this is…?
I thought you were going to show me your graduation…?
But a towel?
Jiro: Yes.
It’s embarrassing…
But since my childhood, whenever I couldn’t get to sleep I’d always feel safer with this around.
I thought this would be a good opportunity to graduate past this…
(Sfx- Ha hah hah)
Jiro: GO AHEAD!! LAUGH! LAUGH AT HOW PITIFUL I AM!
(Sfx- Kuwaaa *roaaaar*)

018
Kyouko: I’m not gonna lauu~gh…
(Sfx- Nyah nyah)
Kyouko: After all, it’s what makes you, you right?
If you really want to change, just take your time until you’re ready to graduate!
Jiro: She’s encouraging me through my weakness?
Pochi: Don’t worry about that stuff JIro.
There’s still some good that can come from this.
It’ll keep you from graduating into something like that fool over there.
Eiko: Oh? You think you’ll get away with taking shots at me mutt?!
NOW IT’S ON!!
(Sfx- Gatsu *shff*)
{Bullying others is mean. (By Eiko.)}
(Bottom text- No matter what you graduate from, everyone shouldn’t get too old for Sunday!! Please!!)
(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 17)