Hajimete No Aku 58

Some pretty revealing stuff here. (Both literally and metaphorically.)

For now on, let it be written that Aku can only be scantlated by Hyena and Simple scans. Don't make me do to this series what I did to Gintama.

(Top text- All for the sake of family….For the men, we dispatch this story.)
(Side text- Volumes 1~4 of the manga are out in stores everywhere!!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU
FUJIKI SHUN.
Chapter 58: A chat between men.

002
(Side text- The ladies gather, and a sleepover begins!!)
???: Cushions are ready!
Snacks are ready!
Aki: I’m back from my bath.
Kyouko: Oh! That means everyone is here!
Yuki: It’s totally like summer vacation!
(Handwritten- Yummy!)
(TN- lol~ Some habits die hard don’t they, Yuki?)
Aki: One glass please!
Eiko: Now that the pajama party has started, we ain’t sleeping till morning!!
2.0: Here you go-.

003
Eiko: Aki-chan, Kyouko-chan, whats with YOUR pajamas though?
Kyouko: Geh.
Aki: They’re comfy!
Eiko: Especially you Kyouko-chan. Do you think Jiro’s gonna be interested in you when you’re wearing that?
Kyouko: I really don’t care if he’s interested or not.
And how about you, Oneechan? Are you even wearing anything under that?
Aki: It’s nasty I tell ya!
Eiko: Heheh…oh you children…
This is how you keep your man interested you know?
Kyouko: …Can’t keep him interested if he’s not there.
Eiko: ROOOOAR!!
(Sfx- Gagatsu *rrrrrrrrr*)
Eiko: You little brats!! How about we all go commando then?!
Kyouko: GAAH!!!
Aki: HEY!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?!
Yuki: Photo op time!!
2.0: Calm down everyone!
???: Hmph…that’s right….

004
Jiro: Kyouko has no need to be more womanly.
After all, there’s no need to correct what isn’t broken, right everyone?
(TN- ….are those Kyouko’s underwear on Eiko’s head?)
Kyouko: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
(Sfx- DOGEEE *THUUUD*)
Jiro: NGAHHHH!!
But I observe you every day!!
Kyouko: STOP DOING THAT!! Today is a day for us girls to hang out!!
Men aren’t allowed!!
If you try something like that again, I’m ignoring you for a week!
2.0: My deepest apologies, Jiro-sama.
Yuki: See you later, Jiro-kun!
(Sfx- Patan *slam*)

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Jiro: Just what are those women doing?!
Dad: Hahah, looks like you got the boot huh?
When the girls get together like this, it’s all about girls talk…
You’re probably not going to have any luck with them tonight.
Dad: How about we hang out then?
(Sfx- Wa)
Jiro: Hm! That sounds splendid! As a fellow man, we can have quite the conversation together!
Kyouko: It looks like she’s been exercising, Dr. Yuki.
Yuki: Hmm…I’ll need a description of what it is you eat.
(Sfx- Gyaaahahh)
(Sfx- Momi momi *Rub rub*)
Aki: HYAAHH!! DON’T TOUCH THEM LIKE THAT!!!
2.0: Is it really better for them to be big like that?
Eiko: Sure, if you like things falling into your valley.

006
{Stop it you guys!!}
{We have to find out what makes your body tick.}
(Sfx- Hahahahahaha!)
(Sfx- Dou *thud*)
(Sfx- SHiiiiin *siiiilence.*)
Jiro: This isn’t good….we haven’t said a word!
I wasn’t expecting us to simply dwell here quietly!
Dad: Sorry…If only I were more interesting…
(Sfx- Zunnn *droop*)
Jiro: N—No! it isn’t your fault father!
(Sfx- Hah *gasp*)
Jiro: S---sir!!
If there are three of us, someone’s bound to have something to say!
Sirrrr!!
(Sfx- Baaaan *slaaaam*)
(Doghouse- Pochi.)

007
{He’s out….}
Girl dog: The night scenery is breathtaking...
Pochi: Its second to you though, baby.
(Sfx- Hahahahah)
(Sfx- Doya doya *tmp tmp*)
Jiro: What’s going on, father?
(Sfx- wai wai)
Dad: They’re watching a video of a comedian it seems…
Jiro: We will take this chance to show that we’re as entertained as they are!!
Here goes!!

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Jiro: Father! If we should get them to notice how much fun we’re having,
They’ll have no choice but to talk to us!!
Dad: Oh! Yeah!!
Hey! Now where did these flowers come from?!
(Handwritten- Now that’s stylish!)
(Handwritten- Ahahah, I love this guy!)
(Sfx- Wai wai)
Jiro: No good!! Next!!
Dad: And I was so confident that would work!!
Then you go, Jiro-kun!! Don’t you have anything?!
(Sfx- Bishiiii *fwisssh*)

009
Jiro: Mu---
Mummy man!!
(Sfx- Doooon)
(Sfx- Kuruuu *spinnn*)
???: This comedian is awesome!
I know right? I found it earlier…
Aki(?): Next up is the R1….I don’t think Eiko-san would like that much…
2.0: I’m not sure what that means….
Aki(?): It means several things to several people….don’t worry about it!
(Sfx- doya doya doya *tmp tmp tmp*)
(TN- I…don’t know what R1 means….)
(Sfx- Patan *slam*)
Jiro: And I even did my best impression of a frill necked lizard…!!
(Sfx- Wasaaa *fwiff*)
Dad: That’s so yesterday!! You’re out of here!!
I guess I should have said this earlier but…

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Dad: Isn’t it strange for someone who wants to be an evil head honcho….
To know absolutely nothing about the world outside of his lab?!
(Sfx- Bishiii *poooooint*)
Jiro: WHAT?!
You’re no better father!! You’re having separation problems with Kyouko aren’t you?!
Dad: WHAT’S THAT?!
Jiro: You heard me!! That’s what you deserve for mocking me!!
(Sf-x poka poka suka *thwok thowk thud*)
Dad: Take everything you said back!!
One of them came back!!
(Sfx- Haaah)
Jiro: That’s my 2.0, you’re such a good girl!!

011
2.0: There’s no need to worry about me, I just came to retrieve everyone’s drinks!
Please, continue your conversation!
Dad: What are we doing anyway?
Jiro: Somehow, we’ve veered way off track…
(Sfx- Guuu *grrrrrrr*)
(Sfx- Guuu *Grrrrrr*)
Dad: I guess that fighting has gone and made us hungry…
Jiro: ….Yeah.

012
(Sfx- Guu guuu *fsssh fssssh*)
Jiro: This is the first time I’ve been to a stall…
Dad: It’s been a while since I’ve been here…
Pops, two for us please.
Pops: Got it.
Jiro: I apologize father,
I said some impertinent things back there…
Dad: Hahahah…nah it’s fine, I’m supposed to be the adult.
I’m sorry for picking a fight with you.

013
Dad: But it’s been a while since I’ve had a good brawl….
Kyouko and I might argue, but it never turns into something like that…
It would have been nice to have a boy around too!
Jiro: Hah, I guess I got a little heated too, sorry.
But Kyouko’s strong points are how hard she hits….
Pops: Here ya go.
Dad: Hahah, you’re too naiieve, Jiro-kun.
Dad: This is tasty!
(Handwritten- I’m…naiieve? Wait..it couldn’t be…)
Dad: Pops, do you have any sake? Or even better, the usual?
Pops: I got some ‘Demon king’ here…
Dad: That’s the stuff!
Jiro: Father, you like drinking sake? You don’t look the type….
Dad: Hahah…I don’t do i?
Yeah, I haven’t touched the stuff in years….

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Dad: The last time I had a drink….hmm, that was slightly before my wife died…
Pops: Huh…?
Aren’t you Watari-kun?
Dad: Huh…you’re…..
Oh! Pops?!
Pops: Yeah! Man, I haven’t seen you in years!
Dad: How nostalgic! I didn’t think I’d see you again!
Pops: Same here kiddo! Last time I saw you, you were in Tokyo!
And to think that I just reopened today!
Dad: Reopened?
Pops: Yeah, I’ve been on hiatus for two years…my liver was causing me problems!
But you know I was looking forward to openin’ the place again!
Dad: Ah! Now this is a coincidence!
(Handwritten- Tasty…)

015
Pops: How’s your wife doing? Is she still part of that evil organization?
And that kid…is he yours?
Dad: Oh no, he’s…
Jiro: I’ll have to request that Kyouko makes oden like this next time…
Dad: Yeah…he is…
Pops: I see! Well thanks for coming to my stall kiddo!
Jiro: Hm?
Pops: It’s cause of this place that you were born after all!
Dad: I happened to be traveling through Tokyo, when I encountered mom here drinking!
(Handwritten- Damn those allies of justice in Tokyo…)
Dad: It’s the first time we met.
Jiro: Ah!
To think that this oden stall was an instrument in Kyouko’s birth…!
Dad: Ahah! Yeah it was!
(Sfx- Hirari *flfff*)

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Pops: Doing some flower watching with sake huh?
Dad: Hmm…Cherry blossoms is it…?
Before long, it’ll be spring.
Jiro: Hmm? Father, is this okay?
You haven’t been able to drink any sake yet…
Dad: Nah, it’s actually pretty good timing.
Mhmm…
(Sfx- Kara karan *clatter clatter.*)
Dad: Maybe even now, she’s looking out for the sign to this stall…!

017
Mom: Hey Watari-kun! You’re here!
Listen up! You’ll never believe what those justice jerks did this time…!
Kyouko: Dad! Jiro!
I noticed you two had gone missing, but I never thought I’d find you here!

018
Kyouko: You two looked so lonely,
That we decided to invite you to have fun with us…
Eiko: Ooh! That Oden looks tasty!
Yuki: A stall!
(Sfx- Wai)
Aki: Were you guys getting some sake together?
Dad: Looks like we got them to notice us after all huh?!
Jiro: Victory is ours!!
(Sfx- Gatsu *smack*)
Dad: Pops, more helpings for the kids please!
And I think I’ll have a drink today!
Pops: You got it!
(Side text- What a nice chapter…! Next time, a school wide promotion!)
(Bottom text- TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 18.)