Hajimete No Aku 59

What a twist!

(Side text-They’re en route to current events, but volumes 1~4 are still tons of fun!! Check them all out in stores now~!!)
(Black box- The great manga drawn by a great mangaka for great people comedy series!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU
(Side text- It’s a new school year. Many new faces will need our support to embrace this new part of their lives….)
FUJIKI SHUN
Chapter 59: Kimura’s junior take down.

002
{Hello there everyone. I’m Watari Kyouko.}
{Spring has come to Mitsubakeoka.}
{The cherry blossoms begin their dance as the wind takes the lead above.}
{And…}
(Side text- The season is essential…)
Jiro: Make haste Kyouko!!
Being late today is inexcusable!
{For some reason, Jiro is really excited.}
Jiro: Look at the gentle sway of the cherry blossoms!
Kyouko: You can see them just fine if you walk!
{What’s up with him all of a sudden anyway…}

003
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *hustle bustle*)
(Banners- New entries// Welcome to Mitsubakeoka//Enjoy high school life.)
(Sign- Mitsubakeoka’s 24th annual new student….)
{Looks like…}
{The freshmen are 2nd years, and new freshmen are taking their place.}
Jiro: Oooh!
(Handwritten- Would you like to join the Judo club?)
(Handwritten- Sign up for Kendo here!!)
Jiro: So they’re all new recruits?
Kyouko: Even the club representatives are here too huh?
Jiro: Heheheh…
What a selection!!
If I want henchmen, this is the perfect chance!!
(Sfx- Giraaaan *glaaare*)
Kyouko: Hey now….

004
Yuki: Good morning you two~
(Sfx- Wai wai)
(Yuki’s sign- Welcome to the Theater club.)
(Aki’s sign- Track and field.)
Aki: ‘Sup! You guys planning on hooking up with a club?
Kyouko: Good morning! It has to be tough to be a club rep!
Jiro: You two look great!
Yuki: Thanks, Jiro-kun!
Kyouko: How’s recruitment going?
Yuki: None yet.
Aki: I got three so far!
But…
(Sfx- Powaaaan *fwaaaaah*)
Girl1: To think I could be in the same club at the same school as Nakatsugawa-senpai…
Girl2: I’m so moved….
Girl3: Hah—hah---Pony tails…
Aki: They’re middle schoolers, but they’re….weird.
Yuki: Aren’t you the attractive one!

005
Jiro: This isn’t strange though, as underlings will love their senpai!
I was a higher up as well….back when I was part of the organization.
(Handwritten- She happens to be MY wife though.)
(TN- And YOU are my wife.)
Kyouko: So you were someone’s senpai before?
Jiro: I still remember how I was in charge of keeping the new recruits in line...and it was my ideas that they used during their first run…
I was such a kind and gentle senpai…!
Kyouko: Oh…?
Jiro: Now!
Kyouko: Ah?
(Sfx- Datsu *dash*)
(Sfx- Suta *tmp*)
Jiro: Listen well you new entries!!
Gaze upon me, the evil scientific genius; Dr. J!!
Our organization that can only become more illustrious is now accepting application for henchmen!!
(Sfx- Baaan)

006
Jiro: We are currently rebuilding and reinventing ourselves,
But someday our might will topple the world!! Work for me!!!
How about you there boy?! Would you like to be a battle unit?
Guy: M..me?
{Midoritani.}
(Sfx- Buiii *fwip*)
Jiro: And yo….
(Sfx- Piku *poit*)
(Handwritten- Who is that guy?)
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *Shifft shift*)
(Handwritten- Jiro-kun, can I tak e this off?)
(Handwritten- Is he a weirdo?)
Jiro: You all will become my henchmen!!!
(Sfx- Waaatsu *fwwwwwissssh*)
Everyone: Gaaaaah!!!

007
Jiro: I extended an offer to join me!!
At least one of you can accept!!
Kyouko: Knock it off.
Geez…you’re such a moron….
(Sfx- Suri suri *draaag*)
Yuki: Sorry for the ruckus~!
Someone: She knocked him flat with one kick!
She’s awesome…!!
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *hustle bustle*)
Lil’Midoritani: That boy with the cape is my brother’s friend…
He really is a weird person…
{New first year; Midoritani (‘s little sister.)}
???: Hm…
Lil’Midoritani: Huh? Is that foreigner a new student too…?

008
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *hustle bustle*)
Girls: Yeah!
Yuki: We’re in the same class again!
Kyouko: Unfortunately!
Aki: It’ll be great!
(Sfx- Musuuu *droooop*)
Kyouko: Are you still brooding over there?
(Sfx- Pui *turn*)
Jiro: Ugh….My huge opportunity was a bust….
Aki: Of course no one would join a club like that….
Yuki: Well at least we’re in the same class, so you should totally like cheer up!
(Sfx- Zatsu *swif*)

009
Kimura: My era has come!!!
{Watari fanclub, Machoist guy, Kimura Yoshihito.}
(Sfx- Paaaaah)
Yuki: Ah, that perverted guy is here.
Aki: So we’re in the same class as you huh?
Kimura: Hehehe, now you’ll have a chance to bask in the glory that is me!
Kyouko: Who now?
Jiro: It appears you’re in a different class Midoritani.
Aki: That’s too bad man.
Midoritani: Yeah, but I can’t help it. I’ll be sure to visit between classes.
(Handwritten- Is crying on the inside.)

010
Shizuka: Jiro-san and I aren’t in the same class….
{Kusakabe Shizuka.}
Shizuka: That’s absolutely fine! I don’t care at all! We’re supposed to be enemies after all!
For us to be on opposing sides like this is a matter of fate!
But, there will be a time where I can overcome fate!
And then the two of us will…..tehehee…
(Handwritten- Shizukaaaa!! Jiro-kuuuuun!)
(Sfx- Tareee *drool*)
{Meanwhile, 2.0-san was….}
2.0: I sense an extremely evil aura!!
Shizuka: Although….
(TN- You gotta love how she keeps a handkerchief for her drool inducing fantasies..)
Shizuka: I wonder why I feel a strong presence in this school….
Moreover, it feels the same as Jiro-san….

011
Aki: Hey, why does he want more henchmen all of a sudden anyway?
Kyouko: Why should I know? I never understand how that guy thinks!
Yuki: Kyouko-chan! Are you telling me that you don’t care about another woman taking your man away?
(Sfx- Hiso hiso *whisper whisper.*)
Aki: Feeling out of it huh?
Jiro: Ngh…
If I really intend on being the leader of anything, I’ll need henchmen! But I can’t convince these first years as long as Kyouko hovers around me…!
If this keeps up, I won’t have a chance to convince the other new entries…!! What can I do tor remedy this situation…..
Guy: Hey Senpai, is there a meeting today?
Kimura: Yeah. I’ll text you later with the deets.
Jiro: Ki---Kimura!! You have henchmen already…?!
Kimura: You mean kouhai? Well…yeah I guess I do. I know them from the figure association I joined.
(TN- Kouhai is the opposite of senpai…which is a class junior opposed to a class senior.)
Kimura: Huh….
(Sfx- nyaaa *grinnnn*)
Kimura: Could it be…

012
Kimura: Akuno-san, you don’t have a single person of your own?
(Sfx- Gikuuuu *throb*)
Jiro: No! That’s…
Kimura: Your…evil thing…was it?
Looks like it’s a big failure.
Jiro: Stop that nonsense at once!! If I were to get serious….
Kimura: Serious? Fine then. Let me see how serious you can get.
(Sfx- Pufuuu *pssssht*)
Jiro: Ngh…!
Th…that’s….
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *rustle rustle*)
Girls: Huh? Look, isn’t that a first year?
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *hustle bustle*)
Girls: He’s surrounded by those three guys.
Isn’t anyone going to stop them?
(Sfx- Giraaaaa *sparkleeee*)

013
Jiro: That’s me!!
(Sfx- Boutsu *fwooosh*)
Kyouko: Wh---Jiro!!
Jiro: Bear witness to the power of evil!!
I’ll defeat all of them, and gain a henchman!!
(Sfx- Zan *thump*)
(Sfx- Zunnn *thd*)
Kimura: Here’s my chance!!
(Sfx- Datsu *dash*)
(Sfx- Piku piku *throb throb*)
Kimura: With this, I’ll gain yet another Watari-san supporter!!
(Handwritten- Yahoo!!)
Kimura: Quit pickin’ on that first year!!
Or do you want to start a fight with Kimura Yoshihito, the 300 dan of brain hemorrhaging karate?
(TN- Dan is the rank for Karate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_%28rank%29)
(Sfx- Bishiiiii *fwisssh*)

014
Thug: Huh?
You say somethin’ punk?
(Sfx- Kururi *spin*)
(Sfx- Fu *heh.*)
(Sfx- Jou *splish*)
Kimura: If you want cash, you can have mine….
(Sfx- Baaaan)
Jiro: …….
Midoritani: That’s Kimura-kun for you! When he’s confronted with someone strong, he immediately goes limp…!
Yuki: Hmm….So he’s still more pervert than man huh?
Kyouko: He sucks.
Aki: And to think he was just struttin’ his stuff in class earlier…

015
Jiro: Hey, three on one is cowardly you fools.
If you withdraw now, I’ll over look this.
(Sfx-Zatsu *swiff*)
Kimura: Jiro-san, you’re the coolest!
Thug: Huuuuh? What was that?
Thug: Ain’tcha the guy who got whipped by that shortie earlier?
Thug3: We aint doin nothin’ wrong anyway! It’s the pipsqueak that needs to apologize to us!
His Japanese is pretty damn funky though, this foreigner.
What’s the point of bringing yer mug to Japan if you can’t speak it?
Thug: We were just teachin’ ‘em the ropes. So how about YOU get lost buddy?
Unless ya wanna get schooled too?
(Sfx- Kera kera *snicker snicker.*)

016
(Sfx- Bogushaaa *Thock*)
Jiro: Sorry about that.
It’s always unpleasant to resort to violence.
(Sfx- Piku piku *throb throb*)
Yuki: I thought he was trying to get henchman?
Kyouko: Eh, it worked out for the best right?
Jiro: Hey there boy, are you okay?
(Handwritten- I’m fine thanks!)

017
Kid: To start trouble like this means I’ve failed as a shinobi!
I’ll have to commit hara-kiri!!
(TN- Harakiri is literally ‘cutting one’s stomach’. It’s a honorable way of dying…*although death really isn’t honorable…*)
(Sfx- Pishi *smack*)
Jiro: What on earth are you doing?!
Kid: Uh, aren’t you supposed to commit hara-kiri if you fail at something in Japan…?
Jiro: WHEN DID THAT START!? BESIDES, YOU AREN’T EVEN JAPANESE!!
Kyouko: What…?
Aki: Shinobi? Hara-kiri?
Jiro: I don’t understand, but hara-kiri is not the way to acknowledge your failures!
If you’re a man, you don’t go seeking death, twit!
(Sfx- Hah!)

018
Kid: That’s my bro for ya!!
You’re just like the rumors said you’d be!
Jiro? Nh?
Kyouko: Huh?
Brother?
Kid: My name is Akuno Saburo!
I’ve transferred over from Ukraine to meet you!!
Jiro: Wha?
Kyouko: A—Akuno? Then he’s Jiro’s little brother…?!
He still has more siblings?!
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Rmmmmmble*)
Yuki: But he’s like, a foreigner isn’t he?
(Bottom text- Somehow Jiro and Saburo have become entangled with each other…)
(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 19.)