Hajimete No Aku 62

The porno fairy is the only true non racist among us. EVERYONE gets a visit from the porno fairy. EVERYONE. And he (or she) is the great uniter.

FUJIKI SHUN.
Chapter 62: I really found one!!
(Side text- This time a middle school boy finds himself on a bitter path known as Jiro’s personal experience!!)
(Middling text- Volumes 1~4 are out in stores everywhere!!)
(Black box- The endearing actions of a cute protagonist comedy!!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU.

002
(Side text- A story of a certain weekend….)
(Sfx- Fuwaaaa *yawwwn*)
Eiko: I’m sleepy…
Kyouko: It’s 10am, oneechan.
Eiko: Damn….if only 2.0-chan were here….
(Handwritten- My deepest apologies….)
Kyouko: There’s no point in complaining, she has a part time job now.
{Today is Earth restoration day.}
{Everyone comes out in the morning, and picks up trash.}

003
{It’s a little bit tedious, but we have to treasure and take care of our planet.}
{And it’s on that note that our mad scientist is…}
Jiro: That’s wrong!! Trays and water bottles need to be separated!!
To assure proper garbage care and Earth restoration, you have to separate things properly!
Saburo: Ugh…this is pointless…
Jiro: If you’re going to do something, do it right the first time! This is a life lesson too!
{Working extra hard.}
{It seems that he and Saburo-kun came to some kind of understanding after their fight.}
{Now he’s more like a doting older brother.}
{Well, it’s always a good thing when brothers get along.}
(Handwritten- Yessiree!)

004
{Is what I thought at first….}
Saburo: How about this brother?
Jiro: Hm, I wonder why it’s all the way out here?
It’s a bit pathetic that people cannot comprehend on which day of the week magazines are to be thrown out.
Saburo: Should we recycle these too?
Jiro: Yes. You did well finding these….
(Sfx- Byuuuu *fwissssh*)
(Sfx- Para para *flap flap*)

005
(On page- Should I stop?)
(Sfx- Gyou *glare*)
Jiro: Whoaaaaaaaaah!!!
(Sfx- Zuzazazaza *sddddddh*)
Saburo: What is it Brother?!
Jiro: N—Nothing at all!!
What is this….A naked woman?!
Just what on earth…
Are these books?!
(Sfx- Dodododododododo *toooomp*)

006
Jiro: Why does the sight of a woman unclothed stir my heart so….?
Moroever, why are books like that gathered here?
Just what plot was someone hatching?
Saburo: What are these? They’re weird….
(Sfx- Hyoi *fwiff*)
Jiro: Hold it!!
Saburo: Huh? Why?!
Jiro: You’re still too young to read these books…..!
Kyouko: Hm? What’s going on over there, Jiro?
(Sfx- Bikuuu *pooooit*)
Kyouko: Huh? What’s the matter?
Saburo: Nothing much really, we found these books…
(Sfx- Kyaaa *glompf*)

007
Jiro: Nothing’s the matter at all! I just remembered a previous engagement though!
Adios!
Kyouko: Wa---
(Sign- Jiro.)
Saburo: I nearly died brother….
(Sfx- Zeha zeh…)
Jiro: I apologize. I promise you though, it would have been trouble if she had seen these….
Ugh, naked women baffle me after all…
It was a mistake to come in contact with these…
Saburo: So now what…?

008
Saburo: Are we keeping that?
Jiro: Crap!! I brought this too?!
Saburo: What are those anyway? Are they dangerous?
Jiro: Saburo….
This is only my hypothesis, but….
I think these books may just be a dangerous weapon of mass destruction!!
(Sfx- Pishaaaaaan *fwaaaaaash*)
Saburo: A weapon?!
Jiro: Ever since we found these things, my heart has been at unease, and my eyes unable to peel away!!
I can’t explain the reasons….but I know for sure….these things have a strong power of persuasion!!

009
Jiro: Only a weapon of mass strength could be used in such a manner!!
That’s why we must exercise extreme care in handling and disposing of it!
Saburo: Oooh! Awesome! I knew I could count on you brother!!
(Sfx-Paaa)
Saburo: Okay then, let me use a flash bomb on it….
Jiro: Hold it!
We have no idea what’ll happen if you do something like that! We must first explore it’s contents!
Saburo: Ah, Right!
Jiro: Prepare yourself, I’m going to open it.
Here goes…
Saburo: ‘Kay!
Jiro: Careful now.
(Sfx- Paratsu *shfft*)

010
(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Jiro: N—not good…it’s propensity for destruction is far beyond my calculations…T
It could kill us…!!
Saburo: I’m Sabu….There are so many naked ladies…Sabu sabu sabu sabu….
Jiro: Get a hold of yourself, Saburo!!
(Sfx- Pooooo *pooof*)
Saburo: B—brother!! This thing IS dangerous!!
Jiro: Yes, and it’s up to us to dispose of it!
It will be hard, but we must take it back to where we found it..
(Sfx- ton ton ton *tmp tmp tmp*)

011
Kyouko: Hey Jiro! How long do you plan on slacking off up here?!
We need some guys to help us out so hurry up an….
(Sfx- Baaan *salaam*)
Jiro: WAH!!!
(Sfx- Bishiii *twak*)
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Saburo: Sorry about that, now whenever I see a lady, I get all riled up!
Jiro: You understand the danger of this device well then!
Let us go and return it at once!
Saburo: Roger that!
(Sfx- Dota dota *tmp tmp*)

012
(Sfx- Gashi *grppp*)
Kyouko: I have no idea what you’re doing…
But for you to try and knock me out like that…
YOU’VE GOT BALLS!!
(Sfx- Zaaan *doooom*)
Boys: GYAHHHHHH!!!!
Jiro: Take this!!
(Sfx- Gatsu *grpp*)
Kyouko: Mphhh!!
(Sfx- Basaaa *fwissh*)

013
Kyouko: GET BACK HERE JIRO!!
(Sfx- Baatsu *fwasssh*)
Saburo: Nice one Brother!!
Jiro: We’ll have time to fear her later!
We’ll be worse off if someone finds us with this though…!!
(Sfx- Ta *tap*)
Shizuka: Good afternoon Jiro-san!
I picked plenty of veggies, and thought that we could share them….
Shizuka: Mph!?
(Sfx- Bichi bichi *wriggle wriggle*)
Jiro: I apologize for this Shizuka!

014
Saburo: Why are there so many people getting in our way now?!
Jiro: No need to worry about that now Sabu, I’m depending on you!
Eiko: And here they come!
(Sfx- Zazaatsu *shffft*)
Jiro: Sister!!
(Sfx- Pataa *flap*)
Eiko: Kyouko-chan just called me, and asked that I bring you two in.
Saburo: Intruders have to be eliminated!!
(Sfx- Batsu *swiff*)
(Sfx- Shuuu *fwfff*)
Eiko: DROP!!
(Sfx- Pemuu *TWOK*)
Saburo: GAH!!

015
Saburo: Nghhhhhh!!!
Jiro: Sabu!!
(Sfx- Jita Bata *clatter clatter*)
Eiko: Heh, too easy.
Found yourself a dirty book did you?
Jiro: How did you….?!
Saburo: Brother!
Jiro: Dammit…
Eiko: It’s not hard to imagine a guy taking a trash day to throw out that kind of stuff too!
But…
Isn’t that just what guys do?

016
Eiko: It’s normal for boys to be interested in naked girls.
Just like it’s normal for you to be a little bit embarrassed when you’re found out.
Jiro: Sister…!
Saburo: You’re awesome sis…!
Eiko: Now hand that to me. I’ll make sure it’s taken care of.
Jiro: Thank you, Sister!
Eiko: No prob!
Here ya go Kyouko-chan, I figured it was something like this!
(Sfx- Pere *sfft*)
(Sfx- Ze ze)
Kyouko: Hm? What’s this?

017
Kyouko: WHAAAT?!
Jiro: No! It’s not like that!!
Quick! We must flee!! I’ll go this way and…
Kyouko: You…
PERVERT BROTHERS!!
(Sfx- Doooooon *thoooom*)

018
Kyouko: I can’t BELIEVE you’d do this while we’re supposed to be cleaning!
Jiro: No!! The meaning of that thing is deeper than any ocean!!
Kyouko: We’re gonna talk about this later, for sure
Saburo: We were just trying to destroy that dangerous thing!
2.0: What’s going on here?!
Passerby: Miss, you can’t sleep there.
{For a period of time after that, the girls would look upon Jiro with their judgmental eyes.)
Yuki: Hi there Porno demon!
Aki: For shame.
Jiro: Guh…
{Saburo got off easy though.}
(Handwritten- You’re still too young for that stuff!)
(Handwritten- Yeah, it’s no good!)
Jiro: I don’t understand this…
{And Kyouko-san was….}
Kyouko: Damn…they’re all HUGE.
(Sfx- Suka suka *rub rub*)
(Side text- Everyone, be sure to use discretion when tossing out your porn!)
TO BE CONTINUED IN COMBINED ISSUES 22-23 OUT APRIL 28th (WED.)