Hajimete No Aku 63

Is it just me, or does Hot! Kyouko look like Shakugan no Shana?

Translation 350 belongs to Hajimete no aku! congrats!!

Chapter 63: Neighborhood tag.
(Side text- Volume 5 hits stores on May 18th!)
FUJIKI SHUN
(Downward text- Even on Goldenweek, these guys are on fire!!)
(Black box- The bittersweet experiences of youth comedy!!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU.

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(Side text- ‘Hajiaku’ enters Goldenweek!!)
(TN- Goldenweek is essentially spring break in Japan. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Week_%28Japan%29)
Jiro: ORAAHHHHH!!!
Aki: Whoops!
(Sfx- Gooon *Thuuunk*)
Jiro: Nghah!?
Aki: You’re still ‘it’!
Jiro: Ngh, she’s so fast!!
Akagi: We’ve got you now!!
Aki: Geh!
(Sfx- Zatsu *swiff*)
Akagi: Now give up and come quietly!!
(Sfx- Batsu *fwisssh*)
Aki: No way!
(Sfx- Tan *tmp*)
(Sfx- Gatsu *clasp*)

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Jiro: Shizuka?!
Aki: How do you like our combination play boys?!
Shizuka: Sorry about that, Jiro-san!
Aki: Adios!!
(TN- Is Fujiki taking some kind of Spanish correspondence class? This is the second chapter in a row that he’s used Adios…)
(Sfx- Zatsu *Swiff*)
Jiro: H—hold it!
Akagi: It appears we’ve underestimated them…!
Kimura! Aoki! Head over to the second block post haste!! We have to head htem off!!
???: Roger! We’ll meet you there!
Akagi: Let’s get a move on, Akuno!
Jiro: Fufufufu…
This ‘tag’ thing is amusing!!
(Sfx- Guu *grrrip*)

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{A summary of today’s events: Jiro’s never had the chance to play tag before, so everyone got together for his sake to launch a game that would encompass the whole neighborhood, which will thus be known as ‘Neighborhood Tag.’ Hold on though, aren’t they High school students? Don’t they have better things to do?}
(Handwritten- Yay!)
Aki: They’re coming this way.
Shizuka: It might be best for us to separate!
Midoritani: Got it!
Shizuka: Everyone, do your best! The winners will be fed lunch by the losers!
So we have to beat them for sure! I’ll be rooting for all of you!
(Sfx- Guu *grnd*)
Aki: Heck yeah! We’re gonna win this for sure!
Huh? Where’s Kyouko?
Yuki: I think she decided to hide somewhere else.
Aki: Oh, kay.
But this was a great idea…
To think that she’d come up with a plan like this so that Akuno would be able to enjoy tag with us…
Shizuka: She’s a good friend isn’t she? But we have to win this!
Yuki: For sure! Good luck everyone!

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Kimura: Although this is for Akuno’s sake,
We can find something to enjoy out of it as well!
As you may have noticed, the ‘robbers’ are the girls right?
{Top- Robbers.}
{Bottom- Cops.}
Aoki: Yeah, and?
{When we capture them, we’ll obviously have to do it with a bear hug!}
(Sfx- Pakuuuun *fwaaaah*)
{H-Holy crap!! THAT’S FREAKIN’ GENIUS!!!}
Aoki: We might even be able to get some skinship from Watari-san!!
Kimura: And there are other girls ripe for the picking!!
Saburo: Are the police really supposed to talk that way?
{Cops HQ.}
???: For pete’s sake…

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???: Those guys…
They’ve completely missed the point of capturing people…and the game itself.
{This is Kyouko.}
(TN- O_O! >_< . O_o)
Kyouko: Though I guess the transformation was a success…
I’m sitting right here, and they don’t even notice me…
{Anatomy of transformed Kyouko.}
(Left to right- {Wig} Silky smooth. {Contacts} First time she used them, she teared up a little. {Breast pads} Three of them! {Secret Boots} Gives her an extra 10 centmeters! {Kyouko arm.} Has more of them showing than usual. {Kyouko Leg] Long skirt hides long socks.)
Kyouko: All I have to do is sit here and look pretty, and not a soul will try to capture me!
Heheh, I am SUCH a genius!
(Handwritten- Calm down!)
(Handwritten- Okay guys, lets go look for those girls!)
(Handwritten- Bring ‘em on!)

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Kyouko: Good luck you guys!!
(Sfx- Zawa zawa *Hustle bustle*)
(Sfx- Jiiii *glaaaare*)
Yuki: Midoritani-kun, you’re good at being lookout! But be sure you’re not found instead okay?
Midoritani: Y, Yeah…right!
I already know what those guys are thinking…
They’ll want to grab the girls and hold onto them tight.
(Sfx- Dotsu dotsu *throb throb.*)
Midoritani: But I won’t let them! I have to protect Shinonome-san!
Yuki: Ah!
Midoritani-kun! Let me borrow your arm for a sec!
Midoritani: Huh?

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(Sfx- Gyuuu *griiip*)
(Sfx- Chaa *clasp*)
Midoritani: WHAT?!
Yuki: Shhh! We have to act like a couple!
Aoki-san is coming this way!
(TN- Gotta love how his hat flies into the air too.)
Midoritani: Y—yeah! We’re not really dating!
C—calm down me! Shinonome-san is depending on me to protect he---
(Sfx- Muniii *squish*)
(Sfx- Bubaaaa *bloooosh*)
Yuki: Midoritani-kun?!
Person: What happened to him?!
Is a murder?!
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Rmmmmmble.*)

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Aoki: Damn….I missed the timing for a bear hug…!
Akagi: Stop right there! You can’t escape, gigaboobs!!
Aki: What’d you call me, shaggy mane?!
(Sfx- Dodododododo *tmptmptmpmtp*)
Aki: You do know that you’re talking to the girl who’s (planning) to be the track clubs ace!
You can’t stop this!!
Uowaaaah?!
(Sfx- Bafuuu *fwissssh*)
Kimura: Hehehehe….don’t talk crap about the police, gigaboobs!!
Aki: Dude no!! Put on some pants first!!!
Akagi: Awesome! We’ve got her now, Kimura!!
(Sfx- Baatsu *fwipp*)

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Kimura: SHE’S MINE!!!
(Sfx- Gabaaaa *graaaaab*)
Aki: GAHHHHHH!!!
Kimura: Uhahahaha! You’re perfect!
Now lets take our---
(Sfx- Hyrurururuururru *fwyooooooooooo*)
Aki: UWAAAH?!
Kimura: NGOOHHH?!
(Sfx- Dododoooooon *THOOOOOM*)
Jiro: Stop this at once, 2.0!!

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2.0: I can’t stop until you drop that woman, Jiro-sama!!
Jiro: BUT I FINALLY SUCCEDED IN CAPTURING HER!!
Shizuka: Teehee I like being captured!
(Sfx- DOdododododododon *THOOOM THOOM KABOOOM*)
Actual! Police: What’s going on here!
A terrorist attack?!
(Sfx- Ban *slam*)
Kimura: Mister officer!! These guys are disturbing the peace!
Actual! Police: Yeah, but why are you half naked buddy?
(Sfx- don don *thoom thoom*)
Kimura: Wait! I’m a police officer too!!
Actual! Poilce: Yeah yeah, I’ll listen to your story later.
(Sfx- Koso koso *sneak sneak*)

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Jiro: And so, Shizuka managed to elude me….
2.0: My deepest apologies~~
Jiro: Keep watching out for her, Saburo.
Saburo: You got it.
Jiro: At least we captured those three.
(Handwritten- Someone save usss.)
Jiro: It won’t be long until we win this game!
(Handwritten- If we can catch the other half, we win!)
Saburo: We’ll need to save our guys too though.
Moreover, there’s Kyouko; I haven’t seen her at all.
Jiro: A valid point. I haven’t seen her either.

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Jiro: No matter, I’m sure if we do a sweep of the perimeter we’ll find her!
In any case, she can’t be as difficult to deal with as Shizuka is.
Kyouko: I can hear you, Jiro.
In any case, it’s not like you’ll find me…
I’ve been hiding right under your nose, but now it’s time to…
(Sfx- Kuritsu *spin*)
Kyouko: Wah!
(Sfx- Futsu *spin*)
Kyouko: Wow, he didn’t even notice me.
Akagi: Nakatsugawa’s pretty athletic though!
Aki: You know what they used to call me in elementary school? The ‘Queen of tag’!
Yuki: Like, I’ve never heard that one before Aki-chan.
(Sfx- Hahahahah)

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{Crap, I’m beginning to get lonely here…}
{How come they can’t tell it’s me, when I’m so close…?}
{W—Who cares! It’s a part of the game right?}
{Now all I have to do is save…}

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Jiro: Going somewhere, Kyouko?
Kyouko: Huh?
Akagi: Huh?
Aoki: Akuno’s flirting with some girl?
Jiro: I knew you were somewhere around here, and I figured out your disguise too!
Now all I have to do is find Shizuka…!
(Sfx- Batsu *swif*)
Kyouko: W—wait a minute!
Kyouko: Wh? How did you know?
It’s the perfect disguise!

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Jiro: What? You’re surprised? It’s obvious who you are by just looking.
Although I had to walk by you a few times to be absolutely sure.
Have you forgotten that I built 2.0?
In order to accomplish that, I would obviously need to know quite a bit about you.
Kyouko: Man! What’s so much fun about observing people?
This disguise was perfect too!
Jiro: Fun you say?
It isn’t a matter of fun! My eyes are steadfastly on you!
It’s your destiny to be captured by me!

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Kyouko: Okay okay! I got it!
I guess I’ve been captured then!
Jiro: Y—yes.
Is it just me, or do you seem to enjoy the fact that you were caught?
Kyouko: It’s just you---.

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Shizuka: You’ve been freed my sisters! Let’s make a break for it!!
(Sfx- waaaaah)
Jiro: WAIT!! I WASN’T READY!!!
(Flag- Free the ladies!)
{In the end, Shizuka caused an upset that cost the cops the game.}
{Shizuka and Aki ate more than twice their fill.}
(Handwritten- more!! X3)
(Side text- Win or lose, this event was tons of fun!!)
(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 24, OUT MAY 12th.)