Gintama 228

Early raws for the win! You know Sorachi is mighty when he can go from Epic 227 to Epicly funny 228. Count how many times he won the internet this chapter. (Bet you and a friend won't have the same amount.)




(Side text- The latest volume 25 is out in stores!!)
GINTAMA
Lesson 228: Booze tastes a bit different during the day.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Side text- After a long battle….only one thing is left…..)
Kamui: It’s quite the sight….
To see Yoshiwara bathed in sunlight.
The sun rises
As the night king sinks
(Sfx- Zatsu *Swif*)
Kamui: Though…

002
Kamui: Those who fall in combat sure are boring.
Right Abuto?
Abuto: Hey, don’t be like that. I did my very best after all.
You only had to fight the Night King. I had to fight little missy.
Ain’t that right? ‘big brother?’
Kamui: Abuto…
You’re not about to start spouting nonsense again…
It seems that’s all you’ve got to say whenever I see you.

003
Kamui: When fighting against one of the same…in the end the important thing is…
To pass your limits and fight until you get a victory. The yato have nothing ofther than this.
If you REALLY love your Yato blood, you’d find pleasure in spilling others as you fight.
I’ve said it before, I have no interest in the weak.
Abuto: I don’t remember agreeing to go my all for anything.
However that girl’s got game.
Truth be told, she’s really something else…
The same sensation I had when I met you was coming from her too leader.
Truly you two are the most interesting siblings I’ve seen.
Meeting her made me a bit happy though, that perhaps there’s a chance that our future won’t suck as bad with people like her around.
You kids will be the ones in charge of the coming era after all, as us old rabbits fade in the moonlight.

004
(Sfx- Godotsu *thunk*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *Swif*)
Abuto: What’s this?
You must be on something man…
Kamui: Abuto, you and I aren’t so different.
I’m the type of guy who’s worried about where our race is headed.
True strength is having a strong body and soul. That is what I really desire.
I worked hard on finding strong opponents to fight against, ignoring weaklings.
However…even though the Night King was far superior…..
That guy managed to defeat him. Standing no matter how many times he was felled. His strength kept rising to the occasion, until he stood alone on the battlefield.
Don’t you think that’s interesting? This universe is vast after all.
We Yato boast about being the strongest, but in truth those are just words.

005
Kamui: There’s a whole universe out there.
And as such, strength that we haven’t seen, in all kinds of forms.
Samurai…
They could have a strength for carnage that rivals our own.
Isn’t it exciting?
I call him as my own prey. No one is allowed to lay a finger on him.
(Sfx- Zatsu *Swif*)
Kamui: Yoshiwara is changing, and I know the higher ups won’t stay quiet.
Those guys will begin to clamor now about how to deal with this.
For now though I’m going to go on making a living working under them, although I can’t stand it, and so it would be bad if you died on me Abuto.
Abuto: So to sum things up, you’re thinking of taking a hand to the bosses if they decide to make noise about your new Samurai buddies?
That’s not even a funny joke. It’s one thing to fight against our clan…
But some of the guys there come from planets that would eat ours for breakfast.

006
Kamui: I said it before Abuto.
I’m on the path of the Pirate King.
Abuto: Wait a second! Don’t change the subject!
Are you listening to me?! Hey! Listen up!!
{Kamui}
{You’d best realize it soon…}
{Before you become old and it’s too late to turn back.}
{The path we walk upon…}
{Ends in nothingness.}
{That suits me just fine…}
{Boss.}
{I don’t have anything I want.}
{Nor do I have a reason to turn back.}
{I can’t see what lies ahead.}
{Everything blurs together into a new and everlasting battlefield. And it’s there I feel most at home.)

007
{I’ll keep advancing, until I’m stronger than anyone or anything.)
{As what I needed to protect is no longer here.)
(Sfx- Katsu *Sheen*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *swif*)
Umibozu: Flashy to the end aren’t you? Even your grave has an elitest shine to it.
Enjoy your wandering.

008
Umibozu: Housen.
???: I’m sure even there…
He’s living it up with the best escorts while bathing in sunlight.
(Sfx- Zatsu *Swif*)
Gintoki: And what can I do for you?
As for your leader…
Sorry, but I had to put him down.
Umibozu: Nah, that guy was just a nuicance anyway.
But it’s nice that we’re at a grave site, shall I put you in one?
Gintoki: Nah, you go on first and tell me what it’s like.
Umibozu: No, how about I stick you in one, and then take the next jet out of here?
Gintoki: Nah, I don’t think there’s a jet fast enough for that.
Umibozu: It’s fine, I managed to get my tickets off the cheap.
Still, it never changes, being all flashy till the end.
You manged to actually put that Housen in his place?

009
Umibozu: Who’s next on your hit list? The great Umibozu perhaps?
Gintoki: Fine tune your sense of humor. I didn’t beat him on my own, it was more like we jumped the guy.
Umibozu: So you don’t seem to understand…
Just how bad my brat is.
Now that you’ve managed to kill Housen,
It’s more than likely that they’ll come down and do an investigation on you and the situation.
The Harusame is a huge organization, who had become interested in Housen’s power.
Because of that they went on and left Yoshiwara in his hands.
However he flipped things on them, and made it his stronghold.
Unfortunatly because he was so powerful, they couldn’t do a thing about it.
What I’m saying is that my kid isn’t interested in Yoshiwara
But probably you.

010
Umibozu: You guys really went too far this time…you may have saved Yoshiwara,
But it won’t be long until it’s in trouble again.
And you….
Might get killed.
Gintoki: I see.
Well next time we meet, I’ll thank you for helping out.
(Sfx- zatsu *Swif*)
Umibozu: I thought Kagura might need a helping hand.
(Sfx- pita)
Umibozu: Although she’s got only nasty things to say about him, I’m sure deep down, she has no greater wish than to meet her older brother.
She saved him at that time too…
So now certianly…
What would you do?
If Kagura’s life were threatened before your eyes…
What would you do?

011
Umibozu: You earthings are a strange bunch.
You erect a grave for those you hate.
And then when gazing upon it, all that hate you once carred becomes affection.
Not for us. Love only comes once, and once it’s sunk into darkness…it’s gone.
At that time I had sunk into darkness.
And put everything into ripping him into half.
I guess if I had been you…
Maybe my response would have been different.
(Sfx- zatsu *swif*)
Umibozu: Hmph
I’ve gone and started rambling.
Think of it as advice from a father.
See ya.
Don’t go dying on me.

012
Shinpachi: Isn’t it great? Everything turned out for the best after all! Ahahahahah
At any rate…
Peace has finally come to Yoshiwara.
Kagura: What worked out you idiot?!
(Sfx- pogo *thwok*)
Kagura: Those guys came and made fun of us, and you let them get away!!
And worst of all I finally get to see that guy, and he gets away again!!
Everything about this situation pisses me off!!
Gintoki: Don’t sweat it.
As long as I’m alive….
They won’t bother laying a finger on this place.

013
Shinpachi: Huh? What do you mean by that?
Gintoki: Meh, it doesn’t matter.
Shinpachi: But I don’t understand you at all…
Gintoki: You don’t have to get it. Everything worked out, and that’s all that matters.
At any rate you guys sure like suffering.
You’d think you’d want to get the hell out of this troublesome city and live on the surface.
Tsukuyo: This city is all us escorts know. Changin’ up now aint’ gonna bring but more harships.
Now that we can live any way we want, might as well go ‘head and fix things up here.
We gotta get to teachin’ lots of people what it means to be free.
And the only person that can do that…
Is Hinowa.
Hinowa: We will build a new Yoshiwara.
A place where our children need not fear being sold.
A spendid city like no other.

014
???: Huh?
(Signs- Soap girls, Bathe with girls, dirty dreams Etc)
Shinpachi: …..Nothing’s changed.
Tsukyo: The new things are soap girls and other dirty thoughts
Cabaret clubs are pretty hot now too.
Shinpachi: NOTHING HAS CHANGED DAMMIT! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! IS THIS YOUR RESPONSE TO ALL THAT SUFFERING?!
Gintoki: Wait a minute now. I think this is great.
Now women are free to work anywehre they want. Whether it be in a kimono or a sexy hello nurse outfit….maybe even a mini skirt if they’re lucky…
Shinpachi: SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU’RE THE ONE WITH ALL OF THE CHOICES!!
Gintoki: Come on man, let them roam free now that the chain’s been cut.
Everyone’s just looking for what suits them best.
(Handwritten- Move quickly you maggot! Man- Woof woof!)
(TN- ….And Sorachi wins the internet.)
Shinpachi: FROM MY ANGLE IT LOOKS LIKE ONE CHAIN’S BEEN CUT JUST TO BE REPLACED BY ANOTHER!! THERE SHOULDN’T BE CHAINS ON ANYONE!!

015
Shinpachi: Wait a minute! Seita-kun! How’s he doing?
He can’t possibly be cut out for this kind of life!
Tsukuyo: Ah Seita’s doin aight.
He ‘n’ Hinowa started a toy shop part time.
Shinpachi: Oh, that’s a relief…a toy shop…he is a kid after al…
(Sign- Adult toys)
Shinpachi: WHY DOES EVERYTHING ON SALE HAVE A MOSAIC OVER IT?!! IS IT A MOSAIC STORE?!
(Signs- On sale now! Finally in stock!)
(TN- I take that back. NOW Sorachi’s won the internet.)
Shinpachi: That’s awful!! You said he’s working in a toy store, but in fact this is completely different than I thought!!
Tsukuyo: Is that right? I gotcha next time.
Shinpachi: Wait!! Are you trying to be the comic relief too?! STOP IT! DON’T MESS WITH ME!!
(Sfx- Vi-n *brrrrnnn*)
Setia: Ah! Gin-san everyone! Been a while ain’t it?
Shinpachi: Don’t come near me with those mobile suits!! Those sounds they’re making are creepy!!
Seita: I was hopin’ I’d see ya’ll again!
I’m doin’ my best….
(Sfx- Vi-n *brrrrrnnnn*)
(Sfx- gatsu *shft*)
(Sfx- dosu *Thunk*)
(Sfx- Vi-n *brrrnnnn*)
(TN- ….Screw it, take MY Internets Sorachi.)

016
Thug: Why you little….What the hell are you doing?!
(Sfx- gayaaaaaa!!)
(Sfx- Gashaaa *craaaaaaaash*)
Shinpachi: Tsukyo-san! You’ve got to help him before it gets worse!!
(Sfx- Dosu *Thwok*)
Shinpachi: GYAAHHHHH!!! WHERE ARE YOU AIMING?!
(Sfx- Dogaaan *Thuud!*)
(Sfx- Gyaaaahhh!!)
(Sfx- Gashaaaan *Craaassssh*)
(Sfx- Kuaaaaa)
Hinowa: What do you think?
(Sfx- kii kii *squeeak squeeak*)
Hinowa: Of our city?
Kagura: Seems just right for a city like this.
(Sfx- waah! Waaah!)

017
Gintoki: Yeah..
Our city will never change a bit.
Indecent,
Brutal,
Gentle,
Yet cold,
Full of smiles,
And tears too.
Oh and the big sun shining down…
Yep, just an ordinary city.

018
Hinowa: Just splendid isn’t it?
(Sfx- koto koto *splish splish*)
(Sfx- kuii *siiiip*)

019
Gintoki: Damn straight.

(Side text- Bringing the sun down to earth, even the Samurai needs to take it easy.)

GINTAMA LESSON 228……………END.