Gintama 310

Hmm....I may have to take back what I said about this arc...a lot of information was revealed, which doesn't happen in gag arcs...but it'll have to pass the three chapter test for me to be a real believer.

No one uses these since Nagumo's are better, but if you do decide to, please check the script. It's all I ask.


GINTAMA
(Side text- A woman within the grips of darkness...)
Kada: Hehehe...
Odd, Or even?
Odd, or even?
(Sfx- Koro koro *roll roll*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *swff*)
Kamui: How about even?
(Sfx- Kaba *fwip*)
Kada: Heeeheee…
It’s odd…

002
Kamui: Aww man.
I guess I lose.
(Sfx- Ufufufu *heheeee*)
Abuto: Pathetic, ain’t it?
She was once called the lone flower of Harusame’s fourth squadron, a flower that blooms in the dark..
But then she up and left with the organization’s money. I didn’t expect to see her back here…
Especially not like this.
(Sfx- Fufufufu *hehehehee*)
(Sfx- Kapaatsu *clatter.*)

003
Kamui: For real.
Hey Abuto, are you saying that a woman like this is your type?
Abuto: I don’t expect KIDS to understand. Nowadays, you guys want everything to fit in the palm of your hands.
Except for women. Although being too big for us to handle is about right anyway.
Kamui: Like the DS?
Abuto: No, more like the Megadrive.
Kamui: I get it…
No wonder you’ve had no luck finding what you’ve been looking for this whole time…
You sure like the Megadrive a lot don’t you Abuto~.
(Sfx- Pikushi *pitt*)
Kamui: It's a shame though, her place on earth seems to have disappeared, to.
She gambled just a wee bit too much, just as you are….
(Sfx- Karaatsu *clatter*)
Abuto: Dude, that is not even CLOSE to what I meant, so knock it off.
She's just some idiot squad leader. I wouldn't bring personal feelings into work like that.
Kamui: Sure, whatever.
Abuto: And to begin with, this chick ran away to earth and changed her name and face, you know that, right...?
(Sfx- Katsu katsu *tmp tmp*)
Kamui: Sure, whatever.
Anyhow, I wanted to take a crack at those Shinra guys with their specialty being fighting as a group and all, but
Of course one-on-one, they're still a far cry from us Yato. But I'd like to see how I'd do against a band of regular soldiers.
(Handwritten- Besides, I’m more into Bentendo than Sega anyway!! Hey, are you listening?!)

004
Kamui: More importantly, it appears that he’s gone and outdid himself again.
We should really be thankful…
(Sfx- Futsuuu *fwiff*)
(Sfx- Pitatsu *tp*)

005
Kamui: Towards the Samurai…

006
GINTAMA
Lesson 310: This Wonderful world, Full of Villains
SORACHI HIDEAKI.
(Side text- A dangerous encounter between a dangerous duo.)
(Bottom text- ‘Gintama Character book Volume 1’ will be in stores Friday June fourth!! More info on page 250!!)
(Bottom text- Yorinuki Gintama-san is on TV Tokyo Every Monday at 6pm!!)

007
Kamui: Takasugi Shinsuke?
Big dude: You haven’t heard?
He took a pact with us some time ago,
He's the head of the militia group, the Kiheitai.
(Sfx- Musha musha *slrrp shrrp*)
(Sfx- Gatsu gatsu *chew chew*)
Kamui: Might he be from earth...?
(Sfx- Moko *chew*)
Big dude: He’s one of those samurai things…
You know, those barbarians that used their sticks to keep us from opening a gate into their country....
I guess we can consider him a survivor.

008
Kamui: Oooh~
(Sfx- Gashi gashi *cew chew*)
So Aho... I mean, Admiral Abou, for you to remember his name he must be someone fairly substantial, right?
(TN- His name is Abou, and the word for retarded is Aho. Very clever Sorachi, very clever.)
Ahou: Though there is a range of work where we share a mutual interest, the truth of the matter is that he's someone we can utilize.
Even with them as our active group on Earth's Edo, we don't expect any impediments.
The capture of that fox woman was his handiwork as well.
Kamui: Oooh, is that so?
(Sfx- Gashi *chew chew*)
(Sfx- Mushaa *sloorp*)
Ahou: Although there is a little something bugging me..
Despite all of his usefulness, Edo has him listed as a wanted terrorist….
Despite that, when we tried to make a secret agreement with central and smuggled into Edo,
he offered his services to get draw the attention of his own government's dogs.
Even with with our ties to the Bakfu right now,
We currently have a pact tied with them.
Do you know how we have a cooperative relationship with them while we're working with their enemies?
I don’t think I need to go into the details.
Kamui: Aw, Stupi—Er, Admiral Abou, this problem is a piece of cake to solve.
It's a relationship where they can use both of their enemies, us Harusame and the Bakfu.
They use Harusame to get closer to the Bakfu and then plan to take out central all at once, right?

009
Ahou: Eh!? REALLY!? No... I mean, of course that's it!!
(Sfx- Gatatsu *clang*)
Ahou: ...They're doing something so outrageous... No I mean I realized that, too!! It-It's just as I thought, is it? Dammit!!
Kamui: We finally have prosperous land and bountiful resources, and even shared the right to eat up the jewel of the universe, Earth,
but if something like that happens, our trading will improve.
Kamui: Eh, it’s not so bad. That Takasugi fellow’s eventually going to raise the ire of both the Tendo sect and our higher ups too…
But in the end, wouldn’t that ruin our standing as well?
Ahou: I’ll never let that happen!! The higher ups won’t just stop with a stern lecture if this gets out!!
Kamui: It would seem like it. Well, good luck.
(Handwritten- Thanks for the meal.)
Ahou: Wait a damn minute Kamui!!
Why the hell do you think I called you here huuuh?!
Kamui: To have a nice meal?
Ahou: HELL NO!
The seventh division specializes in this kind of work! You do still know what we keep you fools around for, right?
You’re needed to clean up, just like you did Housen in Yoshiwara.
Kamui: What….
Are you getting at?

010
Ahou: When a tool is no longer useful…
You throw it away.
(Sfx- Katsu katsu *tp tp*)
(Sfx- Katsu *tp*)
Wolf dude: Well hot damn.
That bastard’s not even a tool, but a decoration.
And now Miss piggy wants us to clean up after his mess huh, serves him right living off of others!
With that pig cleaned up, this this'll be a much nicer place to live
Kamui: But you guys both do the four legged trot. Shouldn’t you be better friends with him, Squadron Leader Kourou?
Kourou: Hey Kamui,
Suddenly me and the other twelve division commanders are all on your side.
We plan on slaughterin’ a pig. You think you can help out with preparations for the after party?
Dunno about you, but I’m tired of dancing on puppet strings for Pig-boy and the higher ups.
We want to work with someone more fun that can rampage, Kamui.
We’re pirates ain’t we? So lets go and start actin’ like it!
(Sfx- Pan pan *smack smack.*)

011
Abuto: Then why don't you become the general yourself, Kourou, sir.
Kourou: No way, I’m the kind of guy that only knows how to start trouble you know?
Abuto: Our squad leader is the same way.
Kourou: Besides, I’ve got a hook for one hand, and a missing eye. Ain’t no way I’m good enough to be a captain.
Abuto: You’d be surprised. I think that kinda makes you good for being a captain. You shouldn't think about being anything BUT a captain.
Kourou: Anyhow, general, we're willing to be your muscle any time, so if you're going to kill that Bakasugi guy, we'll lend you a hand.......
(Sfx- Katsu katsu *tp tp*)
Kamui: Don’t lay a finger on him.
I finally get to meet another Samurai…
Abuto, make sure you split the smallfries away from Takasugi...
You lead the division on a battle ship and wipe out the soldiers.
I appreciate the offer Squad leader Kourou,
But I decline.
I won't let anyone
Ruin my fun.

012
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *rmmmmmmble*)
Matako: I’m not so good with space…
It goes this way, and that, in this pitch darkness... Is it going forward? Backward? There's really no way to tell, is there?
I'm wrapped in a kind of indescribable uneasiness.
Shinsuke-sama…
Are we making any progress towards our goal?
How much farther will we have to go? How far can we go?
I’m sorry, I don’t mean to doubt you, but lately I feel like I’ve been walking in the darkness, and it frightens me…

013
Takasugi: Forwards or backwards, it doesn't matter.
If you should ever lose your way, just gaze upon my back.
Whether the depths of the earth or the tops of the clouds,
I’ll continue forward. I'll definitely bring you with my to my goal.
So believe in me. There’s nothing to be afraid of.
Matako: Sh---Shinsuke-sama!!
(Sfx- Gabaaatsu *graaab*)
Matako: I’ll follow you to hell and back!!
Takasugi: Our objective is this isn’t it?
Now sign here.
Not! Takasugi: I REJECT THE OOEDO HEALTHY YOUTH ORDNANCE REVISION BILL!! If they have time to regulate expression, then they should learn how to regulate their own hearts!!MANGA, INTERNET, AND ANIME CAME AFTER LOLICONS AFTER ALL!! RATHER THAN TRYING TO HIDE THE PROBLEM BY PUTTING A LID ON IT, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE THE STRENGTH TO CHANGE ONESELF!! By the way, I’m not a lolicon, but a feminist.

(Sfx- Don don don don *blam balam blam.*)
Matako: Bansai-senpai, where’s Shinsuke-sama?
Bansai: He’s not on the ship with us, I daresay.
Matako: What?!

014
Bansai: The Admiral needed him for something, so he went to the mothership.
We’re supposed to go back to Edo first.
Matako: They needed him for something? What?
Bansai: I couldn't even fancy a guess, I daresay.
Matako: I’ve got a bad feeling about this…
I knew from the start that it wasn’t a good idea to join forces with the Harusame…
Bansai: What’s with this now?
You know we’re trying to overthrow the Bakfu, and reconstruct the world…and for that we’ll need more power.
Matako: I know that, but I think we’re messing with some really bad people now..
From the beginning, we Kiheitai meshed well with the most powerful crime syndicates in the galaxy.
We planned to make a pledge of equality, but at some point in time instead of using them, we kept getting used by them.
Looking at things as they are now, we're not too far off from the Bakfu who kiss up to the Amanto.
Also... The Bakfu Central and Harusame now have a relationship.
We’re just tools to the Harusame pirates. And once they decide to make their move,
If they decided they didn't need us anymore and the Harusame decided to act,
we wouldn't stand a chance.
What if,
Shinsuke-sama….
Bansai: There’s no need for you to worry about Shinsuke, I daresay.
He'll be fine. That man has said that he'll destroy the Bakfu, and he won't rest until he does. Have you forgotten his promise?
{I…}
{simply want to destroy.....…}

015
{Edo’s adolescent youth rearing proposal…}
Matako: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY MEMORIES YOU BASTARD?!
I’ll DESTROY YOUUUUU!!!
(Sfx- Don don don *blam blam blam*)
(Sfx- Gatsu gatsu *smash smash*)
Dude: Bansai-sama!! Look!
That thing before us,
That’s a Harusame battle ship!!
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
Bansai: What?!
Could it really be happening…?!
Matako: Shi---
Shi—

016
Matako: SHINSUKE-SAAAAMAAAA!!
Kamui: ‘Sup? So we meet again huh?
Listen, I hate to cut right to the chase,
And that the timing for me to say this kind of sucks, but here goes.
You're gonna die here.
Takasugi: 'I can't say that I'm surprised by this....It was written all over your face the first time we met.
Kamui: Oh, you’re pretty awesome to have picked up on that so quick!
To be honest, since a time I saw this samurai, I've been itchin' to pick a fight with one...
It’s cause you’re just like him….sure it’s faint and all, but you guys have the same scent.

017
Takasugi: Now isn’t this a coincidence…
I'm itching to kill that white-haired idiot samurai as well.
Kamui: Wow buddy, you must be psychic or something.
Does that left eye have some kind of hidden super power?
Takasugi: Hmph.
(Sfx- Zatsu zatsu *swff wff*)
???: Kamui!!
(Sfx- Zaaan *doooom*)
Kamui: Now, I could have SWORN I told you guys not to get in my way.

018
Kamui: Huh?
(Sfx- Bushiii *bloooorsh*)
Amanto: Kamui, the one we came here to kill
Is you.
Abuto: Looks like we’ve made quite the mistake…

019
Abuto: I thought I heard
we were all a big family.
Ahou: You’ve done some nice work until now Kamui…
But you Yatos' blood is too dangerous.
As long as you’re a part of this organization, strife won’t be far behind…
That blade that can cut so much is hated, Kamui.
(Sfx- Zatsu *swfff*)
Kamui: You guys really got me.
To be ambushed, Admiral Stupid?
Takasugi: I’ll be killing that idiot Gintoki in your place.
So you can go to your grave with a clear conscience.
(Sfx- Chinn *shikkk*)
(Side text- Darkness upon darkness!!)
GINTAMA LESSSON 310………………….END.