Hajimete No Aku 67

Men! You mustn't fear your inner Kimura! You must embrace it!! (Even if our inner Kimura isn't as cute as the inner Sakura.)

(Black box- I can only read a little bit of that thing. I think for now on I’m going to not translate those since they rarely make any sense when I CAN read them, and they’re not in the tanks anyway.)
HAJIMETE NO AKU.
(Side text- Farewell the me of yesterday! To do away with my weaknesses, I have perfected a new invention!!)
(Other side text- The newest volume of the manga #5 is ON SALE!!!)
FUJIKI SHUN.
Chapter 67: Don’t be afraid of the girls bathroom!

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(Sfx- Guu guu guu *blorrp bloorp*)
Jiro: All there’s left is this…
(Sfx- Pocha *plorp*)
Jiro: With this I’m almost done…
Just a little bit more! I can feel it!
(Sfx- Kapo *tp*)
(Side text- Preparing your self conscious Jiro-kun?)
Jiro: At long last, I can overcome my ‘weakness to women’…!
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *Rmmmmble*)

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Jiro: For a long time I’ve thought it strange!! Why does my heart race so when I’m near the females lavatory?!
If I am to be the next head of the organization, I can’t have such a demobilizing weakness!!
AND SO I HAVE THIS!!
The ‘Nail sengel’!!
(Sfx- Bogo *ploorp*)
(Sfx- Baaan *doom*)
Jiro: After ingesting this concoction, I’ll lose my inhibitions and with it, my weakness around women!
I’ll be able to understand their strengths at last!
It’s done!
Good…!

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(Sfx- Wai wai)
Jiro: So we meet again, girls lavatory…
And as usual, it’s hard for me to get any closer to you…!
However…
(Sfx- Gotsu gotsu *gulp gulp*)
Jiro: Ugh! It’s terrible!
(Sfx- Zuaaaaaa *fwoooosh*)
Jiro: A-Amazing….I’m full of self confidence…!
Yes…
With this…!
(Sfx- Zatsu *swff*)

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(Sfx- Dokun *throb*)
(Sfx- Dokun *throb*)
(Sfx- Dokun *throb*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *swff*)
(Sfx- dodododododo *dmdmdmmmm*)
Girl: Isn’t Mori-kun in fourth period just awesome?
I wish I could hold him and never let go!
Girl2: Yeah, but he’s really short isn’t he?
A guy’s gotta have height too, you know?

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Jiro: I’m fine!!
Even standing this close to the girl’s bathroom, my heart remains calm!
So this is what it’s like to stand firm in the presence of the ladies!
As expected….!
{I knew I could count on you and your nail sir’!}
(Sfx- Baan *boom*)
(Handwritten- That’s enough!!)
(Handwritten- Knock it off shocker!)
(Handwritten- Ahh! It’s Pochi’s move! My only weakness!)
Jiro: With this, I’ll be able to move about here as I please!
Girl: Ooh! A Doggy!
Is she your child hmm? Is she?
(Sfx-shaka shaka *wag wag*)
Girl2: Icchan, she’s a dog.

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Jiro: Hello there miss! If you’re available tonight, how about we take in the twilight view on a nearby hill?
(Sfx- Zashaaaa *fssssssh*)
(Sfx- Aaaaah)
Jiro: This will begin our love story…!
(Sfx- Suri suri *rub rub*)
Jiro: Is this because I used his nail?!
I’m beginning to channel in a dog’s behavior rather than a human’s!
N—Not good! At this rate, I’ll never get over my weakness to women!
Is there someone----anyone who’s strong against the ladies?!
(Sfx- Jii jii *staaaaaare*)

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Kimura: Heheh. Man, there’s nothing that gets my blood boiling than standing in front of the girl’s bathroom!
The thrill of hanging out in a place where men aren’t allowed is second to none!
Jiro: Kimura! Lend me a nail would you?!
(Sfx- Pachin *click*)
Jiro: Here goes!
(Sfx- Guiii *slurrrp*)
Jiro: This time for sure….!
(Sfx- Zuaaaaah *fwoooosh*)
Jiro: W—what is this sensation…?
(Sfx- Zasu zatsu zatsu *swff wfff sfff*)
Kimura: Hm?

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Minori: Heheh…
Feast your eyes on this gentle men! A genuine super mini-skirt!
The arrangement is so sexy that no one can take their eyes off of it!
Dude: You’re incredible, Minori-sama!
{Yamashita Minori (3rd year) Mean girl idol.}
Minori: Heheh…with this on, I’ll have more servants than I can count!
EEEEK!?
(Sfx- Zusaaatsu *fwissssh*)
Kimura: Oh, don’t mind me!

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Kimura: It’s not like I’m trying to sneak a look or anything!!
(Sfx- Shaka shaka *shffty shifty.*)
Dude: Creepy!
Minori: AGH!!
Could you knock that off, peeping duo?!
Jiro: Huh?
O—Oh no…my body’s moving on it’s own…
What is this sensation?!
???: Urgh….Just a little more and I would have had it…
(Sfx Yura *wibble*)
Jiro: Huh?
Aura! Kimura: BITCH, LET ME SEE YOUR PANTIES!!
(TN- …Bitch is written in English. So please don’t blame me.)
{Jiro’s image.}
(Sfx- Gowaaaa *ROAAAAR*)
Jiro: WAHH!!
Is this mass of energy Kimura’s ambitions with women?!
It—It’s massive!!
???: Jiro-kun…
(Sfx- Zatsu *swiff*)

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Midoritani: What’s going on? Things seem to be a bit noisy here…
Something happen?
(Handwritten in English- Retard!)
Hanako: G—Good morning Senpai…!
Jiro: N, Nothing at all!
By the way…
Hey Hanako, what color are your panties today?
C’mon, you can tell me, right?
Kimura: Ooh, right on man!
Jiro: Hah?
Midoritani: Why would you ask my sister that Jiro-kun?
(Sfx- Giiiuu *choooke*)
Jiro: No wait…!! I didn’t mean…!
Hanako: Would it be okay for me to tell him that they’re white big brother…?
Midoritani: NO! You have to keep some things secret!!
{Guh…Kimura’s powers are overwhelming…}
(Sfx- Pachi pachi pachi *slap slap slap*)

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{And so, Jiro became a slave to Kimura’s whims because of the nail he ingested.}
Girl: See? It got ripped right there.
Girl2: You’re kidding! It’s going to be hard for you to go out with it like that…
Jiro: Yes! So let me fix it!
(Sfx- Reki reki *twiddle twiddle*)
Girl: A peeper?!
(Sfx- Waaah)
Girl: My gym clothes!!
(Sfx- Baaan *doom*)
Girls: You sicko!!
Enemy of women!!
{And in quick succession, became public enemy number one to all the girls in the school.}
Jiro: I can’t stop his whims from taking over!!
(Sfx- Datsu *daaaash*)
(Sfx- Dodododododo *thoooom*)
Midoritani: Why does Jiro-kun seem….Kimura-ish today?
Kimura: Hey now. I’m not NEARLY as bad as him.

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Jiro: Uuugh…
This is really bad, Kimura is overwhelming…!
I have to rest…
At least here there are no girls, and I can avoid doing things I’ll regret…
(Sfx- Gacha *clack*)
{Ate lunch and fell asleep.}
(Sfx- Sukaa *snrrr*)
Jiro: WHY IS SHE HERE?!
This is bad…I can’t let his ambition get the best of me!
I have to stay in control or else…

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Aura! Kimura: C’mon buddy, what are you so scared of?
She’s asleep! This is your chance!
(Sfx- Suiii *fwooom*)
(Sfx- Dododododododo *tmmmmm*)
Aura! Kimura: Touch her everywhere!!
This is something you’ve wanted for a while right?
Jiro: …Yeah..!
{How quickly he falls….}
Jiro: Here goes!!
(Sfx- Baastu *fwip*)
Kyouko: Mmmn…

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Kyouko: Jiro….
(Handwritten- Where’s the newspaper…)
(Sfx- Gokaatsu *THWOK*)
Aura! Kimura: What are you doing?!
Jiro: Shut up! Even I have a desire for self preservation!

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Jiro: I have my own policies!! And this isn’t one of them!!
Ladies, please accept my deepest apologies!!
I’ve no other choice…
But to keep this up until I knock myself out!!
(Sfx- Dogagagagagagaa *doofthwakbambooomthud*)
Kyouko: Nnyah?
Ah! Jiro, what are you doing?!
(Sfx- Gotsu *tok*)
Jiro: Don—don’t mind me…
I’m just fighting against my desires…
(Sfx- Yoro yoro *Wobble wobble*)
(Sfx- Dosaaa *thud*)

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Kyouko: Hey! Wait a minute!! What are you talking about?!
(Sfx- Piku piku *throb throb*)
Jiro: Kyo…
She’s taken me upon her lap…
(Handwritten- Stick your face in it…yeahh!)
(Sfx- Nyaaa *sneer*)
{I HAVE TO REMAIN CALM!!)
(Sfx- Giri giri giri *grinnnnd*)
Kyouko: TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ALREADY!!

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Kyouko: There’s nothing wrong with that though…
Being weak around girls that is…
Jiro: But If I can’t get over this weakness, those justice fools will defeat me for sure…!
Kyouko: I’d hate to meet heroes who do that for a living.
(Handwritten- The effects have worn off.)
Kyouko: In any case, it’s cute to have a weakness like that.
Besides, it’s because you’re the way you are that I’ve come to like you.
(Sfx- Paaa *fwaash*)
Jiro: Is that so…?
(Sfx- Dokiii *throb.*)
Kyouko: Yeah! So don’t fret about being weak to girls anymore, ‘kay?
Jiro: Y—yeah!
However, when she said that just now my heart began to race again…am I getting weaker?!
Kyouko: If he got over that weakness, it would be big trouble for me…
{She’s keeping his weakness in check.}
(Side text- We all just want Jiro to stay pure. Yep.)
TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 28.