Hajimete No Aku 69

Aku's back in the hizzy ya'll!!

(Finally readable! Black box- The goodness oozes out of everyone comedy!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU.
(Side text- There aren’t any hot young babes this week, so you’ll have to make do with this one on the cover page! Fanservice for all!!)
(Side text- Comics Volume 1-5 are out in stores!!)
Chapter 69: Longing for Tokyo.
FUJIKI SHUN.

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(Side text- In reality, this is their first trip!!)
(Sfx Zannn)
Jiro: So this is Tokyo is it?
Heheheh..
We’ve arrived in the literal center of Japan have we?! This megalopolis amazing!!
(Sfx- Pasha pasha pasha pasha *fwash fwash fwash fwash*)
(Handwritten- Eiko lent them a digital camera.)
(Sfx- Guru guru *spin spin*)
Saburo: I admire this city to death!! It’s the metropolis of flowers Tokyo~!!
(TN- He’s singing an actual song. Nooow which song is beyond me. I don’t think it matters to the story though.)

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Saburo: Brother, look at these buildings! It really is a concrete jungle here!!
Jiro: Yes indeed! It’s as if we’ve ridden the train to a science fiction future!!
I’m sure those rooftops have seen their fair share of battles!!
{Apparently the citizens of Tokyo have special abilities.}
{The story thus far: In order to deliver a package to a relative in Tokyo, Jiro and Saburo took their first trip to the capital. Eiko-san was reported to have said that ‘I want to go to Tokyo too!!’ But due to the fact that she’s lazy, the boys were the only ones to go.}
Jiro: Heheh, Tokyo…!
(Sfx- Chaa *twinkle*)
(Sfx- Gakon *thunk*)
(Sfx- Baaan *product placement!*)

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Jiro: Heh…As I thought, the cola available here in Tokyo has a different taste than the one we get at home!
(Sfx- Gefuuu *burp*)
Saburo: Aaah! That’s no fair bro!! I want one too!!
{It’s exactly the same.}
Jiro: Oh! I nearly forgot about what we’re here to deliever!
Now where are we supposed to go….?
{Nippori]
{Ueno}
{Okachimachi}
{Akihabara.}
(Side- Suehiromachi.)
Jiro: By riding the underground Ooedo Line, we should…
Saburo: Whoooa! That looks really complicated! Will we be okay brother?
Jiro: And who do you think I am?!
Let’s go Saburo! To the underground express!
Saburo: Yeah!!

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Shzue: Oh Jiro! You came!
{Oonuki Shizue (68).}
Shizue: The last time I saw you, you were only this big! How time flies….
You’ve grown up so much!
(Sfx- Gyuu *Squeeze*)
Jiro: Ma’am, that’s Saburo.
Saburo: She’s sure full of energy bro! Is she your grandpa’s little sister?
Jiro: Yes, though to be honest, I really don’t remember her too well.
Shizue: You understood the train I take it? I hope you didn’t struggle too much.
Saburo: It took him three times.
Jiro: Ugh.
It’s the subway that’s to blame! After all, it is underneath the surface and shouldn’t be trusted!
Shizue: Once you memorize it though, it’s easy!
Saburo: You mean, you understand the trains old lady? That’s awesome!

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(Sfx- Chiin chiin *twinkle twinkle*)
Shizue: I see, so Saburo is a foreigner is he? Who knew that the organization would start to go global?
Jiro: No, it’s just father doing whatever he feels like doing….
(Sfx- aaaaaaaaaah)
Jiro: Although…
Do you live here by yourself ma’am?
Shizue: Yes I do…My husband passed a year ago.
Though I have lots of friends, and the good times keep on rolling in.

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Saburo: Old lady…
Can I eat this?
Jiro: Sabu!! You can’t go around touching things in someone else’s house!!
Shizue: Ahaha, sure. Children should eat and grow strong.
Jiro: Well, the truth is, he’s a high school…
Saburo: Ah, but I’m still only 13.
Jiro: What?
Saburo: I guess I skipped a grade, or whatever.
So as a kid, I’ll go right ahead and eat this ice cream!!
Jiro: No, you should show some restraint brat!!
(Sfx- Dota bata *crash biff*)
Shizue: Oh my..
(Sfx- Gagoooo *thokkk*)
Saburo: Ugh!
Jiro: Ngh!!

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Shizue: Members of the organization shouldn’t run wild…
Are you going to take responsibility if the room gets wrecked?
Saburo: Uggghh…
Jiro: That hurt more than sister’s bat?!
Shizue: If you two want shaved ice, there’s a place nearby…
Jiro: No, we can’t possibly trouble you to…
Shizue: It’s no trouble if we go together is it?
Saburo: Let’s get some Tokyo sno-cones!!
Shizue: Shall we go then?

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Saburo: Biting into the ice causes serious brain freeze!
Shizue: But it sure is tasty isn’t it?
Saburo: Uh-huh!
Jiro: For goodness sake Saburo, show some restraint…
I—incredible! It tastes so good!
I thought for sure that the taste would be plain too..!
Shizue: I know right? Don’t underestimate Japan’s wisdom!
Jiro: I wish Kyouko and sister could have come and had this with us!
Shizue: Oh?

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Shizue: Kyouko? You mean your cousin, right Jiro…?
Saburo: Yes, she’s also the person who beats brother into submission.
Jiro: WHAT?!
What are you talking about?! I’m the one running things! I’d never let her push me around!!
(Sfx- Gataa *clatter*)
Saburo: Liar! She kicks your butt!
Shizue: She does huh? I see…
Jiro: Saburo! No more out of you!!
Shizue: Oh my, being run about by a lady are you?
Do you think you can become a man like that?
All right, shall I show you how a real ladies man does things here in Tokyo?
You up for it?
Jiro: OF COURSE!! I’LL SHOW YOU MY TRUE POWER!!
(Sfx- Gotsu *roaaar*)
Shizue: So simple, yet so interesting Jiro…
Saburo: That’s brother for you.
Jiro: Let’s go ma’am! We’ve no time to waste!
Ow!!
Shiuze: Yep…you’re an interesting one.
(Sfx- Shaku shaku shaku *chff chff chff*)

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Shizue: When riding the train, let the lady sit by the window to keep her safe from perverts!
Jiro: Multiples?
(TN- Ah, it’s a untranslatable pun. Chikan can mean ‘Pervert’ as well as ‘Substitute.’ I tried to make it work, I really did.)
Saburo: There’s a TV on the train?! And a purple one at that?
Shizue: Lady’s first is the foundation for everything!
Jiro: Even on the Omikuji?!
(TN- Written oracles.)
Saburo: The agemanjuu is so good…
(TN- Dumplings with fried bean curd in them.)
(Sfx- Zara *shfft*)
Jiro: Akihabara has all the parts I need!!
Oh! This copper coin is just what I needed for an electricity current!!
Shizue: That isn’t attractive at all.
English dude (In English.): Thank you Madam!
(Handwritten- Thank you very much…)
Shizue (In English): Have a nice Journey!
Jiro: Aren’t you a foregnier?! Where’s your English now?
Saburo: I’m from Ukraine dummy! I don’t understand the Kyuushuu dialect! And don’t make fun of forgeiners!!

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Jiro: Whoooa!! It’s huge!
What is it?
Shizue: Looks like Tokyo is building another famous attraction…the Sky tree…
It’s still only half completed though.
Jiro: oooh!

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Jiro: When we take over the world, this will be ours too huh…!
Saburo: Seems like it would be a pain to clean though.
Shizue: But it sure is big!
I’d like to go to the top but….
I’m fairly sure by the time it’s completed, I won’t be around….
Whenever something new is built, something old has to be torn down…
Compared to this thing, the Tokyo tower is going to look like a mere telephone pole.
Though it makes sense that the times change….
I can’t help but feel a little sad…
Anyway…

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Shizue: How about we climb that thing?
Boys: Huh?
(Sfx- Hyuuuuu *fwoooooo*)
Shizue: This cape sure is handy!
Makes climbing this tower a snap!
Jiro: I didn’t really think we’d be climbing today…!
(Sfx- Guu guuu *grnnnd*)
Saburo: So high up…I’m shivering…!
(Sfx- Gaku gaku *shiver shiver*)
(Sfx- Gatsu *grab*)
Jiro: Ngh.

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Jiro: Look! It’s the entire landscape!
Saburo: I’m worn out….
Shizue: But it’s going to be a long battle to get this tower to be taller than the Tokyo one!
It’s no easy matter to keep reaching upward!
Jiro: Taller than the tower?
Saburo: So in the past people had something taller? That’s amazing…
Shizue: Thanks a lot boys!
Now that I’ve seen the view from here, I can rest easy!
I’m so glad I came up!

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Jiro: What are you saying ma’am?! This tower is still incomplete no? You’ll have to keep coming back then!
Saburo: Just drop us a line and we’ll come right back!
Jiro: There’s still plenty more I’d like to learn about Tokyo from you!
We’re still in the middle of our lesson about being the escort right?
Shizue: Ah….
Hahahahah! All right, I guess I’ll have to stick around a bit longer then!
Next time you come, we’ll do this again, ‘kay?
Guy: Huh?

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Guy: Wha?! How did you people get up here?!
Jiro: Ah! They’ve found us!!
(Sfx- Dokiii *throoob*)
(Sfx- Ton *tmp*)
(Sfx- Ton kuru ton kuru *Tp turn tup turn tup*)
Shizue: You should get away from there…
If you get caught, everyone will get mad.
Saburo: She’s totally ripped!
Jiro: What an old lady…!

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Eiko: Ah, nice to hear that she’s doing okay!
You know, back in the day, she was the strongest supervisor of the organization.
Jiro: No wonder…
Saburo: They got really mad at us too…
Kyouko: That’s what you get for being where you shouldn’t be.
Eiko: But it sounds like you had fun, so it’s all good.
So where are the souvenirs?
Jiro: Uh..we were running away pretty fast so…
Eiko: WHAT?! How could you go and not get anything, idiots?!
Saburo: The shaved ice was really good!
Eiko: I’ll get you two!!
{Seems like all of the women of the organization are pretty ripped.}
(Side text- The Sky tree will be completed Spring 2012, and will measure 634 meters in height! With that said, don’t forget ‘the past’!)
(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISUE 30.)