Hajimete No Aku 72

C'mon Aya, just be like BDR and denounce the evils or marriage.

(Black box- The life learning comedy!!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU
(Side text- Lost on the road of life, Big sis Aya makes her long awaited reappearance!!)
(Side text- If you land on the spot, you have to make a 5 dollar contract to buy volumes 1~5 in stores!!)
FUJIKI SHUN.
Chapter 72: Courting big sister.

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(Side text- A shoutout for all the girls around thirty from your pals here at ‘Hajiaku!’)
Kyouko: I’d really like some kids…
How does five pairs of little feet running about sound to you?
Jiro: KIDS?!
Kyouko: I know you like them too, don’t you JIro-san?
Jiro: W—well—I guess, but…!
Kyouko: Then let’s make some kids, now!!
(Sfx- Dakii *glooomop*)
Jiro: HOW!?

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Eiko: See? With me at the controls, even Kyouko-chan can get some action!
Aya: Amazing, Eiko! I can’t wait to have a little nephew or niece to dote over!
Kyouko: DON’T USE ME AS A TOY!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaa *grnnnd*)
Kyouko: You’ve proven your point!! It works!! NOW TURN IT OFF!!
Eiko: Ahahah, sorry about that!
Aya: Oh, so it was the device at work.
Eiko: This thing is the ‘Human controller’!
With this, I can cover for your weaknesses Aya!
Let’s do this! As long as I’ve got the controller, everything will be just fine!!
Sis, this one is for your marriage meeting!!
Aya: T---Thank you!!
Kyouko: That’s nice! TURN IT OFF!!

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{This week’s story thus far: For the sake of her marriage meeting, Big sis Aya (Jiro’s eldest sister), came from Kyuushu. Truth be told, Aya has had three of these meetings set up in the past, but due to difficulties, she’s had to cancel. This time should be different however, since Jiro and the gang are on the scene.)
(Sfx- Kakoon *tip-top*)
Guy: Hello! Sorry to bring you all the way out here from Kyuushuu.
Aya: N—Not a problem, I’m pleasured to meet you as well.
Other guy: You’re a lucky man! She’s hot!
Guy: I—It’s not like that!
Please, enjoy some tea miss~
(Sfx- Gachi kochi *shiver shiver*)
(Sfx- Girari *glaaare*)

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Eiko: Look at her! She’s shaking real bad!!
Kyouko: Yeah, but it’s kind of cute!
Eiko: If this keeps up, she’s probably going to lose her cool again.
That’s why we have to make sure that she hooks up with this guy.
{Neighboring room.}
Jiro: So she intends to ensnare that fellow? A simple matter for our sister.
Eiko: Ensnare?
Kyouko: I guess you wouldn’t be you without a misunderstanding.
Dad: Now I’ll leave you kids to talk.
Kyouko: Dad’s leaving!
(Sfx- Hiso hiso *Wisper whisper*)
Eiko: Good, now we can follow through!
(Sfx- Hiso hiso *whisper whisper*)
Guy: So you’re the financial expert for an evil organization? That sounds…different!
Aya: Ah, no it’s not like that!
Ugh..now that we’re alone, I’m a nervous wreck!
I’m depending on you guys…!
(Sfx- Doki doki *Throb throb*)

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Guy: By the way Aya-san…what are your hobbies?
Eiko: It’s here! The answer to this question is monumentally important!
This is the essential part sis!
Aya: I thought so..!
I enjoy karaoke and listening to traditional music…
(Sfx- Hiso hiso *whisper whisper*)
Eiko: Bzzzt. Too plain!
We have to make you cuter!
Leave this to Eiko-san!!
CONTROLLER ON!!!
(Sfx- Daan *TOK*)
(Sfx- Bibiii *zzzt*)
(Sfx- Gakuun *ppoit*)
Eiko: My hobbies? Well I like karaoke…
(Sfx- Berabera *flapflap*)
Aya: Wow! My mouth is moving on its own!

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Aya: But nothing beats a good nap!
And after that, Ice cream is the best!
(Sfx- Baaaa *fwaaash*)
(Handwritten- Perfect!)
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Guy: Oh, really?
Yeah, there’s nothing better than just lazing around on a day off!
Aya: No, no, no…
I’m talking about 24/7!!
(Sfx- Dokiyaaaan *Doooom*)
(Sfx- Bishii *point*)

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Eiko: It’s just too hard to find a job….
(Handwritten- It’s adorable!!)
Kyouko: JIRO! HELP ME SHUT HER UP!!
(Sfx- Gashii *grabbb*)
Jiro: On it!
Aya: Excuse me a moment…I need to freshen up.
(Handwritten- What was that?!)
(Sfx- Dota bata *Twok bam*)
Guy: Uh…yeah?
(Sfx- Shiku shiku shiku *sob sob sob*)
Aya: How on earth is that cute?
(Handwritten- More like, go find a job.)
Kyouko: I guess we should have expected this from Eiko-neechan..
Aya: Now that things have ended up this way, Kyouko-san, you take over!
Kyouko: Wha?! Me?
Aya: You managed to snare Jiro right? So I know you can do this!
Kyouko: I didn’t snare anyone.
--Fine, I’ll do my best.

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Aya: Sorry! I didn’t mean to keep you waiting!
(Sfx- Suriii *sliddde*)
Aya: You wanted to know my hobbies, right?
I’m actually really into knives….
You know, with one knife, I could probably break into the pentagon.
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
Guy: Huh?
You said…sleeping earlier….
(Sfx- Furii *fwip*)
Kyouko: I was kidding.
You see, there are people that are after me….
Aya: Sorry! Gotta go freshen up again!
(Handwritten- That wasn’t right?)
Kyouko: I just thought being more dangerous made people more attracted to you!

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(Sfx- kakoon *tip-tup*)
Jiro: I love watching baseball games too!
Guy: Really now? Who do you like? I’m a huge fan of the Tigers…
Kyouko: How can JIRO be so good at this….?!
I feel like a total loser for some reason….
Jiro: Rather than think of your own hobbies, you should try thinking from the man’s point of view, and saying that.
(Handwritten- Although we are surrounded by some weird people…)
Kyouko: What?!
(Handwritten- Seriously?)

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{You know, I found some interesting spare parts in Akihabara once!}
{Heh, me too! I made a radio out of a vacuum tube I found!}
Kyouko: Things are going really well!
(On controller- Control. *redundant much? Lol*)
Jiro: I wonder if this is okay though?
Kyouko: Hm?
Jiro: I confess that my knowledge in men and women’s affairs is lacking…
But I would think that a marriage and then a family would require more than just this…

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Jiro: How will things fare if she isn’t being herself from the outset?
Frankly, a family is a subject that requires the utmost care.
If you build it upon falsehoods, only trouble can follow.
Kyouko: Yeah, what you’re saying makes sense…
But first of all, the marriage meeting has to go well….
Cause if it doesn’t nothing will start at all, right?

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Jiro: Elder sister isn’t the kind of person who manipulates others with her lies!!
It’s better to go out in magnificent stlye!!
Kyouko: That’s not what I meant at all!
There’s no point summing up all of your courage for anything less than a sure thing right?!
Jiro: Why, Kyouko?! Is that how you feel?!
Have you been lying to me this whole time?! Am I no good for you?!
(Sfx- Za za *swifff*)
Kyouko: WHAT?!
No! It has nothing to do with that! I just really don’t want to be your wife!
It’s not really a lie when someone doesn’t understand her feelings too well anyway….
(Sfx- Butsu *fup*)
Kyouko: BESIDES!! Aren’t you a huge liar yourself?!
I’m sure you just LOVE leading 2.0-chan and Kusakabe-san on!!
Jiro: Why did you even bring them up?! I have no interest---

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Eiko: I don’t mean to interrupt your lover’s spat or anything…
But you kind of left big sis hanging.
Both: THAT’S RIGHT!!

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(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
Jiro: What happened here, Elder sister?!
Kyouko: We just look away for a second, and this is what happens?!
(Sfx- Auuu)
Aya: I was simply trying to serve him tea, and then I slipped!!
Guy: Aya-san? These children are…?
Aya: I’m so sorry! The truth of the matter is,
These kids were trying to help me establish conversation with you!
I’m no good at these marriage meetings!
Whenever I have one, I always find some way to ruin things…I’m so pathetic, it’s sickening…!
(Sfx- Suu *fwiff*)

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Guy: Is that so? Haha! To be honest, I’m terrible at these things too!
What a relief! I really thought it was just me!
Aya-san, you’re from Kyuushuu right? Did you bring a drink?
Aya: I brought a little…
Then, lets have a little bit to drink then! I’m so thirsty!
I guess we’d have to get something for the two of them,
Eiko: And me!
(Sfx- buraann *fwissh*)
Guy: Man, I guess we’ve got another one huh?
Dad: Mind if I join in?
Guy: How about it, Aya-san?

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Aya: Haha…I guess we can’t help it, can we?
All right, lets enjoy ourselves!
Jiro: See? Didn’t it go so much better without the lies?
Kyouko: That was just coincidence, and you know it!
They just happened to be the same type.
Jiro: However, it’s strange to think of elder sister with a boyfriend…
Kyouko: Oh? ‘smatter little bro?
(Sx- Pata pata *rub rub*)
Kyouko: Are we getting a wittle lonely?
Jiro: Guh…
Yes it is a sad thing when family begins to change…
But I’m also happy that with marriage creates a chance to expand on an already good thing.

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Jiro: The problem here isn’t him though, it’s her.
Kyouko: Huh?
2.0: Aya-sama is back!
(Sfx- Bikuu *poit*)
{Aya-san got drunk, realized that she’s not ready for committed relationship, and ran.}
{There isn’t much of a chance for anything serious if this keeps up.}
Eiko: We’re gonna have to put her on an alcohol ban for now.
Kyouko: I guess being honest doesn’t always work out huh?
(Side text- Apparently the Akuno ladies are going to be single for a long, long time.)
(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 33 OUT ON JULY 14th.)