Gintama 319

Yeah, that's the title. I kind of wonder if Sorachi's running out of ideas since his titles as of late have been more like this, than actual lesson plans. Maybe he needs to get a substitute teacher? (As bad as I need a substitute translator...)

Free for use, but CHECK THE SCRIPT FIRST. If you don't have a translator, wait for Hi wa mata noboru to scan then.

(Side text- Creeping shadows..!!)
GINTAMA
(Side text- Let’s chat a moment about this year’s ‘Treasure Island 2010`!! Gintama lessons 1~3 will be available there, along with a special selection of other chapters, best of all, it’s free! Run, don’t walk, to page 125 for details!)
Guy: Sarutobi Ayame, I presume?
It appears that I have found you…
Sacchan: Someone was raised with no manners, wasn’t he?
To be sitting back and watching when a girl is crying, you're neglecting your duty as a man.
Guy: When a tender woman should cry, I'll softly dry all her tears, even if it be only one. That is my duty.
Sacchan: I see….quite the gentleman.
Then lets see what you’ll do…

002
Sacchan: when that same woman is your target for murder!!
Guy: Let me wipe them away for you…
The tears...
along with the deep red flowing blood...
Shimatsuya Sarutobi Ayame…
The Shimatsuya group has found itself without a need for you anymore.

003
Guy: Now, we punishers,
will be taking that head of yours.
(Side text- Resistance is futile!!)
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 319: Z~~
(Side text- The finale of the Shitenou arc is here! Volume 35 of the manga hits stores on Wednesday!!)
Guy: There’s no point in complaining or struggling.
You should know well that if we’re here, your time among the living has ended.
If you have any last words, we will take them to heart and honor your wishes.
Is there anything you have to say?
Sacchan: Can I have a moment….
To put on my glasses?

004
(TL Note: The cover of Jump is a parody of SWOT, a horrible manga that got canceled. No one misses it.)
Gintoki: Lately, the manga industry has been full of suck.
I heard Jump's the only magazine that's been keeping it's sales up, though.
Now Jump's the last stronghold of manga.
Hattori: I'd like to say "That's Jump for ya" about something like that, but from what I've seen, Jump's gonna fall any time now, too
It's not really Jump's fault or anything, it's the contents, manga itself that's going out of fashion.
Manga used to be a thing for kids to enjoy…
But now adays the world's full of stuff like cell phones and the Internet.
Gintoki: Don't screw around. Even so, in the end, it's not going anywhere.
Going through Jump for a while is like a rite of passage for men, ya know? It's like a bungee-Jump, ya know?
Hattori: Maybe in our time... But now there's lots of stuff happening to that bungee itself...
Gintoki: Shut up, whenever something bad happens, you're always blaming the net or cell phones or something! Who are you? MaguOs-chan?!
(TN- According to A.Koba, this is probably Agnes-chanchan, who supports the children in manga act, and is really against porn (AKA the good stuff) in manga.)
Hattori: Don't go mixing 'chans'! It's MaguOsu Chan-chan!!
Gintoki: It doesn’t matter the scenario, if a manga is interesting people will buy it!
Whatever happens to human nature, if even the creators of manga start using those sorta excuses, then it's the real end!!
Hattori: What?! You're acting like you're a creator?!
Gintoki: Any halfwit knows that it’s the fans AND the creators that make a good manga!!
It's spirit-advocates like you with your heads in the clouds that got the manga industry in the state it's in now!!
Hattori: The times have changed! I'm telling you, mangas that sit on their laurels and don't progress will get left behind!!
Gin: I'm saying that you guys lack the spirit for that!! Rather than bickering about stuff like cell phones and the Internet, you should be just concentrating on making good manga and that'll be enough!!

005
Nurse: SHUTUUUUP!!!
Silence in the hospital is golden!
Shinpachi: What are you two doing?
You'd better cut it out and graduate from your bungee jumping or the rope'll snap.
Gintoki: Shut yer noise hole.
How's her rope doing?
Shinpachi: Still seems to be tied, somehow.

006
Hattori: That idiot…
I told her that no matter what she did, not to die in an unsightly death......
Shinpachi: Why did Sacchan-san get beat up like this?
Hattori: It’s cause of these.
This idiot... I told her how they weren't the right strength for her eyes but she kept wearing them.
Cause of that, she failed at her job and now executioners are after her.
You can bet she wasn't able to fight back with these on.
She was pretty close to death when I found her..
Although she was bleeding from places I’ve never even seen before, she made sure the glasses stayed pristine.
Gintoki: …….
She’s hung up on these things that badly?
Man, talk about stupid.
Hattori: You need to dispose of those glasses with your own hands.
The name of the Oniwaban cannot be besmirched anymore.
As soon as they figure out that she’s not pushing up daisies…
You can be sure that those guys will be back to finish the job.

007
Hattori: When that time comes, if these things are still here then she won't be able to do a thing.
Although, even at one-hundred percent, there’s nothing she can do anyway.
But even still, if she doesn't wear her glasses specially made for her work as a kunoichi,
she'll stay as only be that much of a woman.
Well, my job here is done. See you guys.
Kagura: Wait wart ninja! You would not leave Sacchan alone like this, yes?
Hattori: Listen, us ninjas don’t do the buddy-buddy stuff like you samurai do.
And if you guys don't want to get caught in the crossfire either, you'd better get away from her now.
Besides, I’m sure she wouldn’t want you to get hurt.
…….
Sacchan: oory…
So---ory.

008
Sacchan: You gave me this Gin-san…
And I wanted to treasure it…
But I broke…our promise…
So-r-ry..
I’m…
Sorry..
Kagura: Sacchan…
(Sfx- Goshi goshi *whiff whiff*)
(Sfx- Suttu *tp*)

009
Gintoki: You don’t need to see anything…
It’s fine to be blinded for now..
‘Cause the next time you open your eyes….
Everything will be crystal clear.
Shinpachi: Gin-san..
Gintoki: I guess I just gotta do what I gotta do…
After all, I’m the one who broke her old glasses.
Anti-assassins of assassins assassins.
Best watch out, cause the Yorozuya are comin’ for you.

010
{Theme of the workers.}
(TN- Apparently this is a parody of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dn6_sLf_WE#)
(Sfx- Parara paraparapapa *dodododododo~doooo)
(Sfx- Parapa parparpaa *dodododo~*)
(Sfx- Dekedekiinnn *dadaaa*)
(Sfx- Dedekdekdedkeen *dadadadadooo*)
(Sfx- Dededekiiin *dadadada*)
(Sfx- Dekedekekedke *Dadadadododoo*)
(Sfx- Parararara pararararaa *dodododododooo*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *swiff*)
(Sfx- Parararariparapa *dododododododa*)

011
(Sfx- Parariaparara *dodododo*)
(Sfx- Para~pararara *dodododo*)
(Sfx- Pararara paripara *dododododooobiedo*)
(Sfx- Gororororo *spnnnnn*)
(Sfx- Paariripaparararara *dododododododooo*)
(Sfx- Pa~rirararara *dodododo*)
(Sfx- Parirararara~ *doobbiedoo*)
(Sfx- Parararararara *dododododooobdo*)
(Sfx- Gachaatsu *catcha*)
(Sfx- Parararararara *dododododo*)
(Sfx- Pararara *dodo*)
(Sfx- Parira *dooobdo*)
(Sfx- Parirararira *dodooodoo*)

012
(Sfx- Dededeenn *dadadada*)
(Sfx- Shakiiin *sheeeen*)
(Sfx- Dadededkeken deeen *dadadadadodoooo*)
Hattori: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOOOOOOOOOUSE?!
(Sfx- Gotsu *thop*)
(Sfx- Shuutsu *sssh*)
Gintoki: Gbah!
Hattori: You snuck into my house in the middle of the night and are stylishly preparing cha han?!
Why?! What are you doing this for?!
And turn that off! That damn worker's theme! You're gonna annoy the neighbors!!
(Sfx- Paraparirpara~ *dodooododobe*)

013
Hattori: Now, what the hell is going on?! Seriously! What do you guys want?
(Handwritten- I don’t have a single friggin clue!)
Gintoki: We were uh… a little hungry, and wanted to fix a midnight snack.
It’s no big deal, really.
Hattori: IT IS A BIG DEAL WHEN YOU'RE IN MY HOUSE, USING MY EGGS AND MY HAM!! MORE LIKE, THAT'S MY CHA HAAAAN!!!
Kagura: No worries. We will make some for you.
Hattori: THAT AIN'T THE PROBLEM!!
Listen, I know you idiots didn’t break into my house to make food, so tell me what…
(Sfx- Dododooon *thoood*)
Hattori: Huh? Wait…
Gintoki: Hey there Sadaharu! Put her there so she can sleep, boy.
Hattori: Wh…
YOU BROUGHT SARUTOBI WITH YOUUUUUU?!
Shinpachi: Sacchan-san is being hunted by those assassin guys right?
So, it's safe to assume that the hospital isn't a safe place for her to be. So we thought this might be a good place.
Hattori: Ah~~ I see. And I'm such a rich young gent with such a huge mansion that I wouldn't notice if another person were staying here. You thought that if you just parked here here she wouldn't be bothering anyone... Yes, I see what you did there.................
WHHY HEEEEEEEEEERE?!
ARE YOU SAYING IT’S OKAY IF I GET WRAPPED UP IN THIS MESS?!
Gintoki: C'mon, we're just renting a room for a bit, it'll be done in no time. We just gotta kill like four or five assassins.
Hattori: Are you TRYING to turn my house into a graveyard?!

014
Hattori: I’m dead serious, you guys need to get the hell out of here!! I don’t want any trouble!
I have issues with the sight of blood! Especially mine! As you can tell I REALLY like to keep things clean!
(Handwritten- And what are you eating?)
(Sfx- Mogu mogu *chew chew*)
Kagura: If that is what you're upset about, just act your age and relax, it is only one person. A man who is too airtight is not well liked by women.
Women need to make cracks to take advantage of. The kind of man who lets their room get a little dirty is just right.
(Sfx- Buru buru *shiver shiver*)
Hattori: THIS IS WAY TOO BIG A CRACK!! ONLY GINABE COULD TAKE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ONE LIKE THAT!!
TL Note: Ginbae is a singer. I honestly have no idea where this joke comes from.
[There is a parallel though, to the "taking advantage/opening cracks" thing.]
Shinpachi: What do you think, Gin-san? If we're going to use Sacchan to lure in the enemy, where should we keep watch from?
How about under the floorboards?
(Sfx- Zuaaaa *fwisssh*)
Hattori: WAAAAITT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Gintoki: Nah, how about the ceiling?
(Sfx- Don don *cr—crasssh*)
Hattori: HEEEEY!! IF YOU DON’T CUT THAT OUT, I’LL ASSASSINATE YOU FIRST!!
Kagura: I will be in here.
(Sfx- Beki beki *crack crack*)
Hattori: STOOOOOP!!! I GET IT! OKAY, I’LL HELP!! JUST STOPPIT!!
Fine then! I’ll lend you idiots a hand!!
Just please, PLEASE quit wrecking my house!!

015
Hattori: Come in, come in…please answer..
This is Hattori.
I’m currently in the airspace above Sarutobi. Is everyone in position?
Gintoki: No problems here.
Shinpachi: It sure is hot under here though…
Sadaharu: Woof!!
Kagura: I am fine here.
Hattori: Listen, the enemies this time are ninja who make a living out of killing. Now I'm not saying they're perfect, we have a chance.
They're bound to be aware by now that Sarutobi was moved and you guys are trying to protect her.
To put it simply, they're definitely doing a lot reconnaissance without getting close to Sarutobi.
We'll be using that to our advantage.

016
Hattori: Sarutobi’s resting near the entrance, which is pretty much defenseless.
However those guys won't come that way, because they'll think it's a trap.
They’re going to find a detour for sure.
But except for the front, we've got everything fortified. There's no way they can get all the way to Sarutobi without coming in contact with us.
(Top- Sadaharu, Left- Kagura, Center- Sarutobi, Down arrow- (Floor) Shinpachi, Up Arrow- Hattori, Right- (Ceiling) Gintoki)
Hattori: This way, if they do manage to sneak in, we can pounce on them from all four corners, like the rats that they are.
If you notice anything strange, contact the others immediately.
And also, be ready in a posture with which you can attack at a moment's notice.
Remember not to let your guards down.
And above all, don't mess up my house, okay?
Shinpachi: Roger!
Sadaharu: Woof!
Gintoki: Whatever.
Kagura: Zzz…
Hattori: Geez, why do I always have to do things like…
Wait…wait a minute…
Just now, I heard someone go ‘Z~’.
I’m pretty sure that one of you is ‘Z’ing in dream land.
Hey, this is exactly what we DON’T need to happen.
One person falls asleep, and our whole defense plan crumbles. Let's take roll call one more time.

017
Shinpachi: Roger!
Sadaharu: Woof!
Kagura: Z~~Z~~
???: Dododon donki donkiho~~~
Gintoki: Crap!
Hattori: THE HELL?! ONE OF YOU IS AT DON QUIOTE!!
(TN- Don Quiote is a Japanese retail chain in the vein of K-Mart or Target in the States.)
Hattori: QUIT FRICKIN SCREWING AROUND!! THE "Z~"ING GUY IS IN AN EVEN DEEPER SLEEP NOW! I SAID I'D HELP YOU OUT, AND NOW YOU'RE TREATING ME LIKE THIS?!
WHAT'LL HAPPEN IF THOSE GUYS COME HERE RIGHT NOW?! GET YER ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW, DONQUIHOTE GUY!
Shinpachi: Roger!
Sadaharu: Woof!
Kagura: Z~~Z~~Z
Gintoki: Hey Shinpachi, help me with carrying Kagura a bit, will ya?
Hattori: ALL OF YOU WENT TO DONQUIHOTE, DIDN'T YA?!!
WAIT A MINUUUUTE! Is the "Z~" guy at Donquihote, too?! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!
Why did you guys make a supermarket run without me?! Not like I want to go anyway….
Wait! Wait!
Hey could you guys grab me some Borraginol while you're there?! I ran out!
Suppository type, okay? Are you guys listening?
Hello? If you’re there, say something!
Shinpachi: Z~
Sadaharu: Z~
Gintoki: Z~
Kagura: Z~
Hattori: FOR GOD’S SAAAAAKE!!!

018
Hattori: FAKE SLEEPING?! QUIT YOUR LYYYYING DAMMIT!!!
EVEN THE DOG IS IN ON IT! THE DOOOOG!!!
I quit! If you guys aren’t going to take this seriously, I’m done!
You guys can handle this on your own!!
{A presence…}
{I can feel someone else’s presence…}
{Two on the roof.}
{And in the hall…}
{Two more..}
{And the yard…}
(Sfx- Zatsu *swff*)

019
Guy: I can smell it
It's the smell of several people.
I knew it..
Gathering help won’t change anything though…
Don’t think you can escape the punishers…
This time, we won't leave until all of you have taken your last breaths... We'll finish all of you.
{Th…}
{They’re here…!!}
{What the blue hell are you doing thereeeee!?}
Gintoki: Um...do you guys have Borraginol?
{Get back here, staaaaaaat!!}
(Side text- Weak eyes are cursed eyes!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 319……END.