Hajimete No Aku 76

And with this, I'm caught up. I'm not even going to bother saying things will stay this way, as it usually depends on my mood. Luna-chan next chapter? DO WANT.

???: Go home.
(Side text- Jiro and the gang arrive in his hometown at last!!.....wait, what did he just say?)
(Side panel: HAJIMETE NO AKU.)
???: Huh?
{Upon returning home, Jiro found himself on the receiving end of two very simple words.}
{‘Go home.’}
???: Huh?

002
(Black box- The best thing to write about this summer comedy!!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU.
Chapter 76: Uninvited guests.
(Side text A hot~ summer spent with your heated (?) buddies?!)
(Side text- The newest volume of the manga #6 will hit stores on August 18th!!)
FUJIKI SHUN.

003
Eiko: Oh wow…
I didn’t think we’d end up in a situation like this…
(Sign- Thirty seventh annual city ‘evil’ committee…)
(Handwritten- Emi-san! Is this evil enough?)
(Sfx- Hizu hizu *wave wave*)
(Handwritten- That’s perfect! Just put it on the table.)
Eiko: Kyuushuu is where all of the evil organizations have their regular meeting each year.
Jiro was the representative last year, so he went on his own.
But it seems…
That this year they’re holding it here at our house!
We’re going to be soooo busy!!
(Handwritten- Ahahahahahah!)
(Sfx- Kururi *spnnn*)

004
{Watari Kyouko here…}
{We finally made it to Jiro’s house, but it seems like we came at a bad time.}
(Handwritten- You should have told us sooner!!)
(Handwritten- If we had known, we wouldn’t have chosen this year to come!)
{We arrived yesterday evening.}
{Everyone pretty much ate and then fell right into bed.}
{The girls and guys huddled into one room..}
{But the night breeze was really refreshing.}
(Sfx- Sukaaaa *Snrrrr*)
{By the time we woke up the next morning, things were already like this.}
{Apparently, everyone is preparing for some sort of festival.}
Jiro: What is the meaning of this?
I’m sure you were informed of this earlier, weren’t you sister?
Eiko: Yeah, I knew…

005
Eiko: But I might have had a few drinks immediately after I was told…so….yeah.
(Sfx- Teeheee)
Eiko: It completely slipped my mind, I think?
(Handwritten- This again?!)
Kyouko: ONEECHAN!!
Kimura: What’s the deal with this meeting thing anyway?
Midoritani: From the looks of our surroundings, it’s just a festival right?
Jiro: I suppose the outer appearance does seem to be as such..
But it’s more of a meet-and-greet for the other organizations.
It’s not to my tastes, but it’s more or less a display of macho posturing.
So when this gathering begins, it’s the most important place to be.
(Sfx- Uwaaaaah)
Aki: Seems like we came at a really bad time, didn’t we?
Yuki: But it’s like, totally interesting!
Akagi: Well, even if we want to leave…it’s not like we can.

006
???: You’re still here?
I thought I told you to go home.
English, do you speak it?
Emi: Now now, Ikusabe-kun, you can’t talk that way to our guests!
You’re being naiieve supervising chief-dono.
{Akuno Emi: Jiro’s mom.}
Ikusabe: The last thing we need is a bunch of civilians running around.
Jiro: Wait, Ikusabe-dono! These people are my friends---
Ikusabe: Then go home with ‘em, Jiro.
This isn’t a place for you, or your civilian buddies.
(Sfx- Gara *clatter*)
Jiro: Sorry, Ikusabe-dono can be a bit thick-skulled…
(Sfx –Gogogogogogogo *rmmmmmble*)

007
Everyone: WHO DOES THAT GUY THINK HE IS?!
SHUT UP WITH YOUR ‘GO HOME’ THIS AND ‘GO HOME’ THAT!!
(Handwritten- We ain’t takin’ your crap, dumbass!)
Kyouko: Who was that? He wasn’t around last year…
Jiro: Oh, that’s Ikusabe-dono.
He’s the man in charge of creating the battle units.
{Ikusabe Iori: (32)}
At times, he trains them as well; and sometimes he offers me his expert tutelage.
Emi: Other than being stubborn, he’s a good person.
(Handwritten- Beatdown time!!)
Emi: It’s because of him that we’ve managed to get preparations underway, despite being so close to the actual meeting date.
(Sfx- Kusukusu *teeheee*)
Eiko: Are you ‘interested’ in him mom?
Yuki: But what’ll we do? We’re totally, like in the way of their party thing.
Midoritani: We can’t just leave though….
Aki: It’s obvious what we’re going to do!!
(Sfx- Batsu *fwff*)

008
(Sfx- Satsu *sff*)
(Sfx- Kuru kuru *spnn sppnn*)
(Sfx- Gyuu *ree*)
Everyone: We’re gonna help them!!
(Sfx- Bissssssnnn)
Emi: Oooh! Really?!
(Handwritten- It’s so long since we did our ‘decisive pose!!)
(Handwritten- It feels damn good too!)
(Handwritten- I wanna join!)
Aki: Ah, it’s not like we can chill in a situation like this.
Emi: I see!
Midoritani: So please, let us help.
Emi: You have such good friends, Jiro!!
All right, if you do your best, I’ll let you guys date my daughter!
Kimura and Aoki: Seriously?!
Eiko: Wha?
(Sfx- Wai wai)
Ikusabe: Hmph.

009
(Handwritten- More wax!! I need more wax to pat it down!!)
(Handwritten- Granny, do you have a granddaughter or a girl in her teens?)
(Handwritten- Even if I did, I wouldn’t tell you~)
(Under panel- People of the neighborhood who are lending a hand.)
(Handwritten- Here’s a lunch box for you, sir!)
(Handwritten- What’s that?)
(Handwritten- These? Frogs.)
(Sfx- Gasa gasa *rustle rustle*)
(Handwritten- You gals can probably use ‘em for something.)
(Handwritten- This is pretty good! What do you put in it?)
(Handwritten- Yep, this taste is the best!)
(Handwritten- And that’s a secret.)
(Handwritten- Bring the mannequins over here!)
(Handwritten- What are these for, anyway?)
(Handwritten- Where’s Aya-san?)
(Handwritten- She had a section meeting, and will return tomorrow.)

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???: Man, there sure is a lot of weird stuff going on here…
Frogs and Mannequins…
I can’t even imagine what they plan to use that stuff for.
Something evil I guess?
(Sfx- Ahahahah)
Emi: You guys were such lifesavers!
How about a bath to clean off that sweat, hmm?
Aoki: Bath?!
Kimura: Yeah, I did see an open air one earlier…
Aki: And…why are you guys so happy?
Akagi: No reason~.
Kimura: I mean, it’s just awesome right?
(Sfx- Uwah.)
Eiko: There are traps around the women’s bath. I can tell you where they are if you’d like?
Aki: Please.
Guys: GODDAMN!!
(TN- Lol, Fujiki knows curse words in English, and how to say goodbye in Spanish.)
Kyouko: Huh? Where’s Jiro?

011
(Sfx- Suuu *sfff*)
(Sfx- Piii *fwap*)
(Sfx- Daan *thok*)
Jiro: UGH!!
Jiro: Not even my cape could land a hit…!
As expected of you, Ikusabe-dono!
Ikusabe: You rely on your inventions too much.
Jiro: It’s been a while since we’ve had a one-on-one session like this!
Kyouko: Oh, there you are!
Ikusabe: Jiro…
Tell those guys to go home.

012
Ikusabe: This is an evil organization.
It’s not a playground for bored civilians.
Jiro: I’m telling you, they’re my…
Ikusabe: The other organizations will be on their way here tomorrow.
By then, those civilians need to be out of here.
If the others find out that we’ve got them around, they’ll ridicule us to no end…
Kyouko: Wait…
Who do you think you…
(Sfx- Baaa *fwaaap*)
Jiro: I’d like to speak to you about that, Ikusabe-dono.

013
Jiro: They’re not mere civilians…
But my precious friends.
And I won’t have you belittle them any more!
(Sfx- Hou *oooh*)
(Handwritten- Let’s go bath peeking my brothers!!)
(Handwritten- Oh hell yeah!!)
(Sfx- Dododododo *tmptmtmtpm*)
Jiro: Even if they are a little…strange.

014
Ikusabe: Hm.
They’re your responsibility then.
If anything happens to them, don’t come crying to me for help.
Jiro: Hmm…of course….
Okay….
All: We’ll be participating in tomorrow’s….
Organizational gathering?

015
Jiro: Yes, but since we’re not the only ones who are going to be there,
We’ll need you to go disguised as the battle units.
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmmble*)
Akagi: Whaat?!
Kimura: We can’t do that!!
Ikusabe: I had a feeling he’d come up with a stupid plan…
Jiro: It’s not complicated at all!
Ikusabe: Although, it does make our appeal rating go up if we have a bunch of new members…
The civilians will never agree to this though, what with their love of peace and that nonsense.
Midoritani: Although we helped with the preparations…
Aoki: It doesn’t mean jack unless the appeal is there tomorrow too, huh?
???: We can’t do something like…
Jiro: Nghh…

016
Kyouko: Sounds interesting.
Why not?
Ikusabe: Huh?
Everyone: Hm?
Jiro: Kyouko!
Kyouko: It would be nice to kick back and relax…
After all, it’s why we came!
But if the other organizations want a show, let’s give it to them!

017
Kyouko: Besides, the other organizations are kind of cool!
They even have a vampire girl, and a guy who uses seals!
Kimura: Whaat?
A…Dracula loli? WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME SOONER?!
Akagi: Seriously?!
Aoki: I SO want to see that.
Ikusabe: Whut?
Aki: Well, we are already here at Akuno’s house and all…
Midoritani: No time to hang out now, though.
Yuki: Yay! Let’s do it!
Ikusabe: Hold on a minute you guys!!
You DO understand that they’re evil organizations.
Each one more heinous than the last!
You civilians couldn’t….
Kyouko: But they’re all no match for Jiro, right? And we’ve already gotten used to him.
(Sfx- Nyari *sneer*)

018
Kyouko: Leave this to us, Jiro!!
We’ll show them,
The power of civilians!
(Sfx- Baaaan)
Jiro: Oooh! Thanks Kyouko!!
Ikusabe: Hmm…that girl…
She’s no mere civilian is she?!
{Stubborn Ikusabe-san VS Wild Child Kyouko-san.}
{The throwdown will be at the organizational meeting.}
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmble.*)
Jiro: To think you’d put the organization before yourself….!
You’ve finally come to understand your role as my underling, Kyouko!
Emi: In this case, aren’t you playing the underling role better, dear?
(Side text- Look forward to the meeting~)
TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 38 OUT AUGUST 18th (Wed.)