Gintama 321

Heh, heheh. Two in two nights. I'm either crazy or unwell. Either way you guys benefit.

Leave it to Hi wa Noboru.

GINTAMA
(Side text- At the end of the kill…..)
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SORACHI HIDEAKI.
Lesson 321: There are things that you can’t see, even with glasses on.
???: Yo.
If isn’t the boss.
We got some nice punishment done...
(Sfx- Doshaaaa *dssshhhh*)

002
???: on these four idiot punishers.
We decided they need a summer training course in assassinating. Make sure you make 'em work hard
Tell this to the higher-ups.
If you wanna kill shimatsuya Sacchan, then you'll need to take along a whole organization of assassins.
Gintoki: We haven't done anything to feel guilty about. We're not gonna run or hide.
But if you provoke a fight out of us, we don't mind going at it with you till you're all dead.
Boss: There's no need to worry. They've already been informed.
(Sfx- Shagaaaaaa *raaaaaaaatle*)

003
(Sfx- Shuruuruuu *winnnd*)
Shinpachi: Wah!
(Sfx- Shururururu *wnnnnd*)
(Sfx- zazazaa *swffff*)
(Sfx- Zazazaaa *sffff*)
(Sfx- Zazazaza *ssffff*)
(Sfx- Gaaaa *thooom*)
Boss: We did not think
we could take the head of Edo's greatest shimatsuya so easily.
(Sfx- Gishi gishi *grnnnd grinnd*)
???: It...

004
Gintoki: IT WAS ALL A JOOOOOKE! BOOOSS!!
Why so serious?! Why did you bring ALL of these guys?!
Gimmie a damn break!! That stuff before, that was all a joke! Just a little assassin joke, ya know?!
I can't believe you actually brought the whole organization with you!! Man, you're always so quick to jump to being serious~~ Boss!! Well I do consider that one of your good points, though.
Ok, well, now that we've got that all cleared up, everybody's dismissed!! Thanks for all your hard work!! Sorry for the confusion!!
Um, I don’t hear laughing. I’m really sorry. Like, INCREDIBLY sorry. Could you please let us off the hook?
HEEEEEEEY, WHAT'D YOU DO TO US MAN?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR GETITNG SO WORKED UP AND GETTING CARRIED AWAY!!
Hattori: Because I thought we'd completely won!! I thought it was okay to try and act cool at that point, ya know?!
Gintoki: OH, SCREW YOU!! I just got forced to come here by these guys!! Just leave me alone and take them!!
Kagura: How could you be saying that at this point?!! If you are going to kill us, go ahead and try!!!
And even if Gin-chan dies, his soul will forever live on in our hearts!!!
Gintoki: WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE YOU’RE LEAVING ME OUT TO DRY?! HOW ABOUT I LET A BIT OF YOU LIVE IN MY HEART?!
Boss: Sarutobi Ayame,
You certainly had some good comrades.
Gintoki: WHO'S HER COMRAD?! WE'RE TOTAL STRANGERS!! WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HER!

005
Boss: In order to prove your innocence,
those people didn't flee or give excuses, they only tried to ambush us.
But the question of your innocence or guilt
is a trivial problem.
Your sin is,
Your weakness.
We who share the knowledge of great secrets,
If we were to even let one slip, our organization would be dealt a blow that it could never recover from.
And yes, just as these people
will be dying for your sake.
The Shimatsuya has no room for weakness.
(Handwritten- Yet all the guys you sent to kill us were the definition of weak…)
To attach the fills without use of the law, the certain-kill sword that has always protected Edo without the knowledge of its citizens.
(Sfx- Shuraa *shkkkk*)
Boss: Which is why when one becomes weak, we have no choice but to slice them off…
If you must hate something…
Hate the fact that you’re so weak.
(Sfx- Shakkiin *claaang*)

006
Boss: That which prevented you from even being able to protect your precious comrades,
your own weakness!!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaa *roaaaaar*)
Shinpachi: UWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
GIN-SAAAAAAAAN!!!
(Sfx- Orahhhhhhhhh!!!)

007
(Sfx- Dooooon *THOOOM*)
(Sfx- Dodododododododo *thoktokthokthok*)
Boss: What…?
???: -----The voice of Jetavana's bell...
(TN- Jetanava is a famous Buddhist monastery in India.)
???: The echo of the impermanence of all worldly things...

008
Sacchan: The color of the sal tree's flowers...
depicting the reason behind certain death of brutish aberrations.
I will not let you lay even a finger on any of these people.
I, shimatsuya Sacchan will punish YOU.

009
Shinpachi: SACCHAN-SAN!!
Boss: Back from the depths of hell are you? Sarutobi Ayame.
If you had simply lied there quietly, your traversal across the River Styx would have been quite easy.
Do you intend to fight against us in your current state?
The difference in capability between you as you are now, and us.
The image of what happened last time should still be burned into your eyes...
Sacchan: ……
I don’t know anything about that.
My eyes are pretty bad, after all.
Although in retrostpect,
I couldn’t see anything at all back then….I was just a blind fool.
Though I can clearly see everyone’s kindness now…
and the worsening state of Zenzou's hemorrhoids.
Hattori: What?!

010
Sacchan: And...
what I need to cherish above all else.
(Sfx- bakiiiin *crasssh*)
I can see them all.
Even without these.
Hattori: Wha?
Gintoki: Hey, hey, how could do something so cruel?
The people worked so hard to give you...
(Sfx- Hyuuu *fwisssh*)
(Sfx- Pashii *ketch*)

011
Sacchan: ...I'll wear them, like I should.
The glasses Gin-san
and everyone
gave me.
These beautiful glasses that reflect everyone's hearts in them,
I'll make sure to keep with me.
Thank you Gin-san,
Shinpachi-kun,
Kagura-chan…
And... what was it?
Hattori: YOU'RE JUST NOT SATISFIEID UNTIL YOU INSULT ME, ARE YOU?!!
Sacchan: I promise... With these glasses everyone has given me,
I'll treasure you all.

012
Boss: I fail to see what having your glasses back does to change this situation.
(Sfx- Jakiii *clasp*)
Boss: Or is it that you want a better look at how I’m going to slaughter you all?!
ONCE WE PUNISHERS HAVE COME FOR YOU
YOUR DEATH IS CERTAIN!!
(Sfx- Kuaaaaa *ROOOOAR*)
(Sfx- Parariraaa *dumdedooooo*)
(Sfx- Viiin *veeeee*)
(Sfx- Parapapapapapaaa *lalalalalaaaaaaaa*)
(Sfx- Viiiin Gajannn *Veeen ka-clickkkk*)
(Sfx- Parariraaa paririaaa *dumdedoooo*)
(Sfx- Gatsu *SHEEN*)

013
(SFX- DOON *THOOOOM*)
(Sfx- Dododododododo *ZHOOOOOOM*)
(Sfx- Dededeeedonn*)
Assassins: GUAHHHHH!!!
R---RIDICULOUS!!
SHE HAS A GLASSES BEAM?!
(Sfx- Dededeeeeen)
(Sfx- Uwooooooooah!!)

014
(Sfx- Shagagagagaga *sffsffff*)
(Sfx- dodon *thmmm*)
Assassins: UGHAH!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
It's like a damn thousand-hands Kanon!! THERE'RE NO OPENINGS TO ATTAAACK!!
(Sfx- Zuzunnn *THMMMMM*)
(TN- Senjuganon literally translates out to be ‘Thousand armed goddess of mercy.)
Boss: Do not relent!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah *ROAAA*)
Boss: We must aim for the glasses!! Destroy them!!
Assassins: UWOOOOOOAH!!!
{Approaching enemy one meter from behind to the left, three human signatures, power levels 120, 98, 111.}
{Please prepare for retaliation on the next panel.}
Sacchan: I see you.
(Sfx- Dooon *TOK*)

015
(Sfx- Oraaaaaaaaah!!!)
Sacchan: I see you.
And you.
And you.
And you.
And you.
(Sfx- don don *tok tok*)
(It’s like…)
(I'm wearing glasses all over my body, I can see everything!!)
Kagura: Keep it up Sachaaaaaaaan!!!
Shinpachi: The power of a girl with glasses.......
(Sfx- Gatsu *tokk*)
the power of the Oniwaban...
Gintoki: Let them see why they shouldn’t mess with,
Shimatsuya SACCHAN!!

016
(Sfx- Doooon *THOOM*)
(Sfx- Zuoooaaaa *fwisssssh*)
(Sfx- Shurururururu *spnnnnn*)
(Sfx- Batsu *fwap*)
(Sfx- Jaaaan *Baaaam*)
(Sfx- OOOOOOOOOO!!!)

017
(Sfx- pipipipi)
Sacchan: TAKE THIIIS! GLASSES STYLE NINJUTSU SECRET TECHNIQUE!!!
(Sfx- ORAHHHHHH!!!)
Sacchan: HYAKURETSU MEGANE TENSHOU!!
(TN- Heavenly flight of one hundred raging glasses? I think? Yeaaaah, I’m glad I just went for the Japanese reading here.)
(Sfx- Dododododododo *THOOOOOM*)
Assassins: Wh…
WHAT THE-------

018
(Sfx- AUGAAAAAAAAAAH!!!)
(Sfx- Dodoooon *KATHOOOOM*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *Swiff*)
(Sfx- Parapara *clatter clatter*)
(Sfx- Hyuuuu *wooooo*)
Boss: S—
Superb…
Sarutobi Ayame…
(Sfx- pusu pusu pusu *fwoooooo*)
With this many punishers, to hit all of them precisely
making them wear glasses of the wrong strength...
Yo—you’re…
Edo's strongest... glasses... assassin...
(Sfx- gakuuu *thunk*)

019
Kagura: Sachaaaaaan!!
You did well! I knew you would!
Shinpachi: So Finally... You made it to the dark abyss of the glasses style, eh...?
Hattori: Yeah, but what the heck is the ‘Glasses’ style? Can I learn it? Can ANYONE learn it?
Gintoki: Man, gotta hand it to old man Gengai. Only he could turn glasses into….that.
Dude, I’m not even entirely sure if we should classify those as eyewear or weapons of mass destruction.
I wonder if he could make eyeglasses that can see through kimonos or something.
Hattori: Do you think you could ask him for a second one of those?
Sacchan: Thank you so much everyone, really…truly….thank you.
Gintoki: Yeah. Try not to look at me though. I like not having a death ray in my face.
Sacchan: It's strange, but through these glasses, the whole world looks more beautiful than normally.
It's like in an instant, Zenzou's house looks so beautiful it's like it's on fire.
(Sfx- Kyudooon *choooom*)
Hattori: NO, THAT'S BECAUSE IT REALLY IS ON FIRE!! YOU SHOT A BEAM AT IT!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, DUMBASS!!
Sacchan: It must be because they're the glasses you all gave me. It's so lovely.
Because I treasure that so much, I'll treasure these glasses for the rest of my life!
(Sfx- Zatsu *swff*)
(Sfx- Doooon *thooom*)
Hattori: GUGEFF!!
Sacchan: Thank you so much! I love you Gin-san!!
(Sfx- Datsu *dash*)
(Sfx- Dooon dooon *THOOM THOOOM*)
Hattori: WAAAAIIIT!! DON'T GO WANDERING AROUND MY PROPERTY WITH THOSE GLASSES ON!!
Shinpachi: Gin-san,
Looks like glasses really aren't something you should get from someone else, even from someone you like.
Kagura: Why is that?
Shinpachi: Because something with value you place on your face becomes something irreplaceable.
Hattori: That's one was pretty good, but it kinda pissed me off. D'ya think you could beam Shinpachi once, Kagura-kun?
(Side text- All’s well that ends well!)
(TN- It’s a pun. In Japanese the phrase for ‘Alls well that ends well’ is Medetashi Medetashi. The side text writes the first ‘Me’ in both words with the kanji seen in glasses, which is ‘ME’gane.)
GINTAMA LESSON 321……………..END.