Hajimete No Aku 79

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I really get the feeling that this series will end soon. (And no that's not just me secretly hoping for a lesser workload.)

Chapter 79: Revenge of the perverts.
FUJIKI SHUN.
(Center text- The end of the Kyuushuu roadrip arc!!)
(Center text- But simply ‘going home’ is out of the question?)
(Bottom text- Volume 6 is now in stores everywhere!!)
HAJIMETE NO AKU.

002
(Side text- Jiro and Kyouko’s kiss! But Kyouko is?!)
Kyouko: You’re so stupid…
(Sfx- Datsu *dash*)
Jiro: Huh?
What?!
What is with this reaction?!
I’m not sure how to feel…I wasn’t kicked but…this isn’t normal!!
Aki: I can’t believe we just saw that!!
Yuki: Totally! But it happened!
{Team ‘Get-Kyouko-and-Jiro-to-kiss’ has a meeting.}
Eiko: It’s finally happened! Kyouko-chan has become my little sister!!
Yuki: About time! I knew it would happen eventually!
Aki: A-anyway, lets go get the deets from Kyouko herself!
{Even though it’s the middle of the night, tensions are at max.}

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{Even here, a silent battle has just begun…}
Akagi: And now…
The gathering at Akuno’s place has finally come to a close.
{Watari Fanclub President- Akagi Ryuuji.}
Akagi: Everyone is tired, and I’m sure the sweet embrace of slumber entices you.
{Picture freak: Aoki Shinpei.}
{Biggest Pervert: Kimura Yoshihito.}
{Bystander: Midoritani Yasuhiko.}
Akagi: But we cannot let any more time slip away from us!
We have arrived at a do-or-die situation!!
Akagi: Midoritani, what are the girls up to at this moment?
Midoritani: R—right. According to my info, they should be…

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Midoritani: Visiting the open air bath now.
(Sfx- Towaaaa *ROAAAR*)
Everyone: HELLS YEAH!!
Akagi: Men, this is exactly what we’ve been waiting for! We must go and partake in the girls’ full glory at once!!
Kimura: And with all of the girls in one place, their guard is bound to be down!!
Aoki: Let’s go now then! To the Eldorado of men!!
Midoritani: Hold on you guys!! You’re not really going to go peeping are you?
I don’t know how many times I have to say it, but this is a bad idea!
I mean, they’re our friends, aren’t they?!
Everyone: FRIENDS < BOOBIES.
(TN- Dairi is greater than. It’s the Japanese written there…I guess you can just erase it.)
Midoritani: You guys are terrible…!!
(Sfx- Baaan *fwasssh*)

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Akagi: We’re at a disadvantage since we don’t have Akuno’s devices…
But time waits for no man! Let’s go!
{Meanwhile, Jiro has frozen.}
(Handwritten- I’m not sure, I should have been kicked…but why?)
Midoritani: I have to do something!! Or else Shinonome-san and the girls are…
W—wait a second!!
I’ve got no other choice but this…
I’m against this you guys!!
I’ll stop them!
If you want to go that badly, you’ll have to get….
Kimura: Nghhhh.
(Sfx- Dosaa *thud*)
Kimura: Never underestimate the power of erotica.
Aoki: Sorry bud, but we gotta do this.
Akagi: Let us be off to Shangri-La then!!
Guys: Yes sir!

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Luna: Oooh!!
{Is sleeping over.}
Luna: Your open air bath is huge!!
Aya: It’s our pride and joy.
Luna: Isn’t it incredible, Kyouko?
Kyouko: Hm? Yeah I guess..
It’s really great.
Luna: Hey, you’re spacing out…anything wrong?
Kyouko: No, I’m fine.
Yuki: Oh Kyouko-chan, you’re not fooling us, coming here like this!
Aki: Without the guys around, there’s nothing you can hide!!
We’ll hear all of your secrets!!
(Sfx- Gogogogogo *rmmmmble*)

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Akagi: There’s a boar guarding the premises…
Kimura: We’re done if we get discovered!
Aoki: More like, that’s scary! They have wild boars here?!
Do you think it came down from the mountains?
Kimura: Maybe I can disguise myself as a girl and sneak in…
(Handwritten- Nuuude)
Akagi: No, I’m fairly sure you’ll be found out.
However this situation isn’t all bad.
If outside is no good, we’re going in!
Midoritani: Ah!
Crap, they got me!
Where did they go?!
(Sfx- Gabaaa *fwif*)

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(Sfx- Hirari *fwiff*)
Ikusabe: Hm?
This is Milady’s portrait!!
Why would something like this be here?!
Aoki: Now!!
(Sfx- Koso koso *sneak sneak*)
(Sfx- Pishari *clak*)
Akagi: We’re in! That guy fell right into my perfectly made trap!
Aoki: There’s no enemy that can stand to us!
Akagi: If the outside is no good, we’re going to try our luck indoors; in the locker room!!
(Sfx- Hiso hiso *whisper whisper.*)
Aoki: I get it. There’s no way out of the bath but through here!!
(Sfx- Hiso hiso *whisper whisper.*)
Kimura: And through the looking glass is Shangri-la!!
(Sfx- Ahaahahah!)
(Sfx- Kyah kyah)

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Aoki: But, where are we going to hide?
We get found, and it’s game over.
Akagi: Fear not.
Aoki: The mannequins? We did put them here after we were done preparing them…
(Sfx- Hiso *whisper*)
Akagi: They were gonna have these dolls wear the battle unit outfits at first it seems…
But we’re lucky they left them here instead!
(Sfx- Hiso hiso *whisper whisper.)
Kimura: I see. That’ll work!
(Sfx- Poooo *fwooof*)
Aya: Kyouko-san, what’s wrong? Are you tired?
{Aya.}
Kyouko: Ah! No, Just uh…

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Aya: But I knew I could count on the bride of this house…
You made an excellent section chief!
Kyouko: But that’s…!!
(Sfx- Nya *grin*)
Eiko: Still playing hard to get! That poor thing…
Yuki: I totally can’t stop grinning!
Aki: She’s really delicate, that’s for sure!
Let’s just go ahead and ask her about it now!
Luna: Hey Kyouko.
With all of these huge knockers around here,
It feels good to have someone normal with me.
Kyouko: Huh?
Luna: I mean, think about it.
(Sfx- Zabaa *splissh*)
Luna: With all of these boobs around, we’re at a loss right?
What if Jiro ends up liking them?
Girls: We’re right here!!

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Aki: Of course something like that wouldn’t happen!
Small ones are the way to go, you know!
Midoritani: Nakatsugawa-san’s voice?
This isn’t the time to space out!
I have to find everyone, or else…
Huh?
Aki: See, although Akuno might have said ‘Big ones are good’ and junk,
He still has the hots for Kyouko!!
Luna: Ooh!
Aki: Which leads me to my next point! Kyouko, I heard that you and Akuno shared something earlier….!
Yuki&Eiko: Oooh! Straight drive!
(Sfx- Baaaan)

012
Kyouko: Speaking of which, I’ve wanted to tell you.
I think the fanclub president likes you Aki.
Aki: Huh?
Kyouko: I get this feeling that he likes hanging out with you the most…
And he seems like the type of guy who would like big ones…
(Handwritten- Really?
(Sfx- Jiii jiii *glaaare*)
Yuki: I’ve never noticed, but he does like looking at Aki and her girls…
Eiko: Really? Let me see ‘em for a minute!
Aki: Whaat?!
Hey! He’s YOUR fan Kyouko!!
Yuki: But you guys would be cute together!!
Girls: That would be..
(Sfx- HIso hiso *whisper whisper*)

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(Sfx- Zatsu *sff*)
Aki: Grrr!
I’m getting out!
Yuki: Oh?
Eiko: Ooh, looks like we went overboard.
Yuki: Our target was Kyouko-chan to begin with.
Midoritani: Wait a minute!! I can’t be doing this here!!
(Sfx- Dodododododo *tmptmtpmtptmp*)
Midoritani: I have an important mission to complete!!
Guys: Someone’s coming!
Really? They’re coming?!
Akagi: We’re gonna see them for sure!
Aoki: This plan is genius!
Kimura: Come on out, baby!!
Midoritani: WAAAIT!!

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Aki: Those two talk too much!!
As if I’d have any interest in him…!
(Sfx- gabaaa *fwissh*)
Aki: Huh?
Wha?

015
(Sfx- DOKAAA *CRAAAAASH*)
{Aoki and Kimura died in action.}
(Sfx- Dosa dosa *thud thud*)
(Sfx- Dokaa *CRASSH*)
{Midoritani died from his boar related injuries.}
Aki: What on earth was that?
Akagi: Uggh..
Where did a boar come from all of a sudden…!

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Aki: Hi!
Akagi: Wait! See, I got lost, and so..
Don’t worry, I have no interest in seeing a luscious set of huge knockers…
(Sfx- Dontsuuu *TOOOOM*)
Akagi: WAHHHHH!!!?!

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Yuki: Huh? What was that like, totally loud sound?
Aki: Absolutely, positively, nothing!
I just felt like beating up a mannequin is all! See?
Yuki: Huh? But why?
Aki: No reason! Nothing!
{Akagi Ryuuji: Despite completing the mission, died in action.}
(Sfx- Pushii *fswwwwh*)

018
(Kyouko’s shirt- Maiden.)
(Handwritten- What’s wrong?)
(Handwritten- I wasn’t able to do anything…)
(Handwritten- Snake fireworks.)
Emi: Did something happen to you all? I get this strange feeling from everyone…?
(Sfx- Bushiii *fwssssh*)
Guys: Dunno?
{It wasn’t just Kyouko and the others, but in other places that strange things were occurring.}
Luna: Hey Jiro! Let’s play with the fireworks!
{Everyone’s relationships had changed ever so slightly on this trip to Kyuushuu -that had now come to an end.}
(Side text- The shock that she feels from being kissed will always be with her. Next time, new developments abound!)
(TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 41.)