Hajimete No Aku 88

Forget Jiro. Yuki's the true evil character in this manga. It's true, the evil ones are always so cute~

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HAJIMETE NO AKU

Chapter 88: War of the tickets.

(Side text- Who said that school has to be boring?)

(Side text- It won't be long now! Volume 7 hits stores on November 18th!! The extras are to die for!)

FUJIKI SHUN.

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{Recently, an amusement park was opened in the Mitsubakeouka park.}

{The main attraction is a Jet coaster that goes right over the water. Youngsters from all over the country have come just to see this ride, and to visit the theme park.}

(Side text- The school becomes a warzone....and all it takes is a little disagreement....}

???: What?!

You got tickets to...

Mitsubakeouka park?!

Yuki: Yeah!

It was a prize from a magazine I read!

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Jiro: An amusement park, is it? I recall seeing such a thing on TV.

Midoritani: Wow! To think I know someone who won something!

Yuki: Totally! It's the first time I won something too!

Hokay, I have one ticket for me...

And another two here! Which means, I can totally, like take two other people...!

Now, who here wants to come?

Midoritani: Whoa...that sounds awesome...

If I could go to the amusement park with Shinonome-san, I could die happy~.

(Sfx- Powaaaaan)

Jiro: Heh, I see you there Midoritani. You want to go with Shinonome-san, don't you?

All right then, I will procure that ticket and give it to you.

Yuki: If you want to go, raise your hand!

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(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo rmmmmmmmble)

(TN- …...Who the hell invited the Kimuranator?)

Aoki: That place is huge for couples.....

(Sfx- Girariii glaaare)

Kyouko&Kimura: They have figure exhibitions there...!!

(Sfx- Giraaa glaaare)

Aki: I want to ride the attractions....!

(Sfx- Giraaa glaaare)

{What these two gentlemen didn't notice...}

Jiro: Hm...

Midoritani: Wow...you can taste the tension in the air...

{Was the 'passion' that their peers possess.}

Yuki: Wow...so everyone, like wants one huh?

{A passion that would be ignited by a single word from Yuki....}

Yuki: 'Kay....

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Yuki: Early bird gets the worm...!!

(Sfx- Batsuuu fwifff)

{And so the torch of war had been lit!!}

{Dude, I thought we were gonna rock-paper-scissors for it..}
{Is what the two naiieve fools thought.}

{And like a flash, they move!!}

Jiro: Hm?

(Sfx- Hiraa fluttter)

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Jiro: WHOOAAAA?!

{Jiro has been captured!!}

{Knowing full well that Jiro's strength would put him at an advantage,}

{They picked him off first!!}

Jiro: Whaa?!

Aki: You get in our way, you get erased...!

Kyouko: Now...

Let the strong feast!!

(Sfx- Batsuu fwfff)

{But then...}

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(Sfx- Batsu fff)

{Another hindrance appeared!!}

???: Kimura?!

(Sfx- Baaan)

Kimura: Heheheh....I got me a ticket!

Aoki: Akuno's cape?!

(Sfx- Tatsu tp)

(Sfx- Tan tp)

Akagi: When did you get that...!
{It had quickly become everyone's worst nightmare....}

Kyouko: Ugh....

Aoki: This pressure...!!

{For it had been because of Jiro's auto cape that they tied him down.}

{And now that Kimura had claimed this power for himself, can he be stopped?}

(Sfx- Zawaaa doooom)

Kimura: Heheh...

{This would be...}

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{A flawless victory!}

Kimura: I am KING!!!

Aki: Whoaaaaa!!

Dammit, he's got us!!

(Sfx- Wata wata wave wave)

Kimura: You can't stop me now!!

Jiro: Return that cape at once!

(Sfx- Jita bata struggle struggle)

Kimura: This is for my precious figures!!

For them, I will become a demon!

Now everyone, open a path for me!!

Akagi: Oh wow, you can see their panties!

Kimura: Hm?

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(TN- ...Damn.)

(Sfx- Zuun tok)
Aoki: Foolishness will be punished.

{However, he is a fool.}

(Sfx- Piku piku shake shake)

Kimura: You...!!

(Sfx- Ban thud)

Kimura: Screw you guys, I'm outta here!!

(Sfx- Kasa kasa kasa wfffa wffa wffa)

Kyouko: He's fast!

Aoki: Dammital!!

Kyouko: Wait a second!!

Kimura: Fuahahahaaha! You'll never catch me!

(Sfx- Kasa kasa wffa wfffa)

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{Two were in hot pursuit.}

(Sfx- Dodododododdo tmpmtmtmtpmtp)

{The student council president- Akagi Ryuuji.}

{Star of the track team- Nakatsugawa Akiho.}

{There would be no way to escape the two of them.}

(Sfx- Wasa wasa fwwwf wfffw)

Kimura: Get away, big tits!!

Aki: I'LL FRIGGIN KILL YOU!!

Akagi: Hey Nakatsugawa!!

It's united front time!

Aki: United front?!

Akagi: It won't do us any good to keep chasing him!
Besides, we still have the others to worry about!

(Sfx- Dododododo tmtpmtptmp)

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Akagi: So why don't we team up?!

Aki: What?!

W—Wait a minute! This guy wants to go to a theme park...with me?!

Isn't that a d-d-d-date?!

Akagi: We're going to try a combination move, okay?!

Just follow me!

Aki: Combination?!

Wait—I don't know about....!!

No!

Wa---

(Sfx- Datsu tmp)

(Sfx- wata wata wata fwff fwff wff)

Aki: I'm not mentally prepared for this...!!

(Sfx- Kashiiii dssssh)

Akagi: You can do anything when you put your mind to it, huh?

Aki: Nnggh...!

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Aki: SHADDUP ASSHOLE!!

(Sfx- Bunnn fwoooosh)

Akagi: I CAN FLYYYYYY!!!

(Sfx- Zudoooo thooood)

Akagi: THE EEEEND!!!
Kimura: OWW!!

Aki: He did it!

Wait...so we're...gonna date?

W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait...High school is too early for this...!!

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Akagi: Thanks a lot!!

(Sfx-Byuuunnn fwoooosh)

Akagi: Consider our united front over!!

I want to go to the amusement park with Watari-san!!

Aki: Hehehe...

So that's what he was after...huh?

{It's slaughtering time.}

{Thus another demon was born.}

{Meanwhile....}

(Sfx- Gakiiii grnnnd)

Midoritani: I give!!

{The rest had settled in for a survival match}

{Aoki was systematically removing the weak.}

Aoki: Don't think badly of me man...the strong will eat, and the weak are meat. That is the fate of the world!

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Aoki: But where is Watari-san?

I know she's pretty quick, but she couldn't have disappeared that fast...

(Sfx- kasa flutter)

Jiro: MOOOOVE!!

(Sfx- Bishiiii thooook)

Aoki: Ngoh!?

Damn....

Jiro: And....tailspin!

(Sfx- Dogyaaa Thoook)

Aoki: Agh!!

Yuki: How did you get out of the ropes, Jiro-kun?

Jiro: Kyouko let me out!

Are you okay Midoritani?!

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(Handwritten- Out like a light.)

Jiro: Midoritaniiiii!!

Why...why did this have to happen!!

You fools....!

(Sfx- piku piku throb throb)

Aki: I've got the ticket....

(Sfx- ooooooo fwooooosh)

Aki: After fights like this, there's nothing but emptiness...

???: Then how about you give those to me?

(Sfx- Zatsu sfff)

Aki: Wha....

You're...?!

KYAHHHH!!

Jiro: Nakatsugawa?!

Yuki: What's this?!
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(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmmble)

(Handwritten- I'll never get married...!)

(TN- What's up with Eiko and stealing underwear? Though, I can't deny this hotness in my chest, and other places. Nod)

Jiro: Sister! Why are you here?!

Eiko: Yay!

Kyouko: I called her.

(Sfx- Zatsu sfff)

Kyouko: If she got me the tickets, I promised her 500 yen.

(Sfx- Bannn thoom)

Jiro: Kyouko?!

(TN- I always knew Eiko was cheap, lol...that's about six bucks.)

Kyouko: Hehehe....Now I'll be able to pick up that ultimate Kaizer form and enjoy it to my hearts content!

(Sfx- Powaaaan fwhssh)

(Handwritten- Creepy!)

Kyouko: Thank you for buying me some time, Jiro-kun....

But now, I bid you farewell.

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Kyouko: Finish him off, Oneechan!!

(Sfx- Batsuuu fwifff)

Eiko: 500 yen!!

Kyouko: Ngh!!

{The depths of depravity that people will sink to because of greed...!}

{But I too am a villain!!}
{If I want to seize this world...}

{I can't let desire have it's way with me!!}

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(Handwritten- Ticket.)

(Sfx- Suuu slurrp)

(Handwritten- Ticket.)

(Sfx- Fuuu haaah)

Yuki: Oh why must we, like...fight against each other....?

{The cause.}

(Handwritten- How pitiful!)

(Handwritten- Ticket.)

(Sfx- Hashi fwip)

Akira: It's meat! Meat!

Gen: Eat up, kiddo!

Otherbrotherwho'snameexcapesme: Sis, can we really afford to eat this much?

Shizuka: Special times call for special meals! Oh it's so goood~.

{In the end however, the tickets were sold to fill the Kusakabe family's stomachs.}

(Side text- Greed destroys people, but at least the Kusakabe family got to eat well!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 51.