Tales of Failure Works 4

Aww, this was a cute one. As I said before, this is pretty much the tempo of the series from here on out. Although we do get to see Lira and Juju soon enough.



Dekisokonai Monogatari

TALES OF FAILURE WORKS.

Chapter 4: Bullet girl of the borderline.

{I was born between the countries of Rata and Saljari, raised by five soldiers from the military.}

{I know I am referred to as a 'magical doll' and that anyone who found me would also find themselves with great wealth.}

{However, these people didn't sell me once I had been found.}

{Instead the people who found me said some rather strange things.}

002

Guy: Anyone we find on the battlefield that isn't an enemy is an ally, and A person who would sell their friend is lower than trash.

And do I look like trash to you?

Dude: What are you talking about?! I'd never sell you!

You're too gosh darn cute!!

(Sfx- Shnmiri seriousss)

Girl: A picture?

Man: Hmmmm..

It would be a shame to sell you away for 1 thousand....hey, do you think you could help us out?

Girl: Of course!!

If it's a battlefield, I'll be glad to help out! I'll take care of those Saljari guys with my special magical bullet! No matter who it is, i'll have them eating splinters!!

(Sfx- Yaaaaaaaaaah!!)

003

Elder: IDIOTS!!!

(Sfx- Bikuuh poiiit)

Elder: What's wrong with you guys, teaching a little lady like that such dirty words?! You have no delicacy at all, do you?!
(Sfx- Noshi whiff)

Elder: Listen up Polly, when we encounter the Saljari, I'll blast all of them with my cannon, go—gaburi!!

Eh...well, you get what I'm saying right?

(Sfx- Dara dara dribble driblle)

Polly: Yessir! Captain Gaara!

I thought these fun and peaceful days would continue forever....

{But something like that...}

{Was impossible....}

004

(Sfx- Don don thump thump)

???: Stay back, Polly!!

(Sfx- Hyuuuuuuuu fwooooooo)

(Sfx- Sudodonnn!! THOOOM)

005

(Sfx- Goto thunk)

Polly: Ah...

(Sfx- Goooooo rmmmmmble)

Polly: Ahhh!!

Captain Gaara!!

Kerma-san!!

Maurice-san!

Yosshin-san!

Dakka-san!!

No way...

This can't be happening.....

006

{Listen up Polly, if a war should break out...}

{You just need to go to the border and shoot your cannon straight up in the air! As far as you can!}

{Just make sure that you only fire at night.}

{Huh? But why?}

{It's because that's when it'll be the most effective.}

{Heheh, You might get scared, but don't cry!}

{I'm not gonna cry! I don't need you to tell me that!}

{At the border, fire straight up!}

{As far as I can get it!!}

007

(Sfx- Kyuuuuuuun sheeeeeen)

(Sfx- Bashuuuun fhoooom)

008

Soldier: A flare?!

Soldier2: No....

009

(Sfx- Dooon pfwoom)

{Fireworks...}

010

{You know the flowers you bloom are unlike us, really a sight for weary eyes.}

{Hey! That's a secret!!}

(Sfx- Porooo driip)

Polly: Liars...
They're all liars...

(Sfx- Poro poro poro poro drip drip drip drip)

Polly: I didn't have a cannon....

I'm just useless...

{I can't even get revenge for them....}

011

Guys: Phwahhh!!

Thought we were dead for a sec there!!

(Sfx- Dododododo tmtpmtptmtpm)

Guy: Take this!

You bastards, tryin' to kill us all huh?

Dude: Polly! You took a shot?!

I didn't get to see it! Fire again!

Man: There's no way she can, her tears make the magic ineffective.

Polly: Uuh..

Waaaah!

Gaara: Polly....

012

Gaara: Your flowers are a welcome sight on the battle field...as long as you're here, we don't have need for even ground or water.

(Sfx- Buhaa blllosh)

Gaara: Something the matter?

Dude: No....nothing.

Polly: Phh...

Ahahaha!

{I thought these fun and peaceful days would continue forever....}

{But this is a war zone, and I have a price on me...}

???: That so isn't like you!

Hey! You too!?

(Sfx- Hyuuuuu fwuuuu)

(Sfx- Doh thooom)

(Sfx- Zuzunn thooom)

{Certainly all kinds of trouble awaits us...!}