Sket Dance 180

No-ho-ho. Never picking this up. Maybe one day when Gintama ends I may consider it, but otherwise? I have enough text in my life to never be this bored again. Do yourselves a favor though. Wait for the normal scantlators to get to this. Maybe Hi wa mata noboru will scantlate it, but we're far off as well.

(Though to be honest, Sket's part of the collaboration was a bit funnier than Gintama's.)



(Top text- Did you guys see it? The anime has finally started airing!!)

(Side text- Wh---why have these three appeared in the club room?!)

Gintoki: Wha?

Where the hell are we?

(Sfx- Shuuuuuuu fsssssssssh)

(Bottom text- A celebratory anime collaboration with Gintama!!)

SKET DANCE

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Bossun: Gi---Gin-san!!

It's r—really him!!

Even Kagura-chan is here!

Himeko: Why are tha Gintama characters here?

Gintoki: Who the hell are these dirty ass brats?

Shinpachi: Wait! I've seen them before!

They're the Sket Dan!!

Gintoki: Scat man? Who's that?

Kagura: Gin-chan, You do not know them? They are men call out to girls in Harajuku. Then they photo graph them doing lewd things, yes?

Himeko: That's a SCOUTMAN! You've gone completely gotten the wrong idea!

Shinpachi: Look over there, Gin-san. There's no mistaking it. We're in 'Sket Dance'!

Gintoki: Ohh! I get it.

I know what 'Sket Dance' is now!!

You mean that 'crappy Gintama spinoff' right?

Bossun: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

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Kagura: So we have arrived here at the 'crappy Yorozuya spin off'!

Bossun: Wait a sec! We're not like that now!!

Oh sure, at one time our author was once the assistant of the Gintama author...but that's ancient history...

Shinpachi: Hey! It's Houske!! So he's supposed to be the pet like character right? It does totally feel like our pet Sadaharu!

Gintoki: So you three are like a freelancer place right? Dude, I get it now! It's Gintama...but in school. Right?

Himeko: What are they talking about?!

(Sfx- Wai wai wai wai)

Gintoki: You guys forgot to put up the Yorozuya sign. We'll help.

Bossun: STOP THAT!!

Himeko: It's only been two minutes since ya'll came, and you're doin' as you want!

What did ya come here for, ya terroists?!

Bossun: Yeah! Where'd you come from all of a sudden?!

Gintoki: Well, what had happened was old man Gengai had made some kind of dimensional teleportation device. We decided to try it out, but didn't think this would happen.

Somethin' musta broke on it, and before we knew it we ended up here.

Shinpachi: To be honest, we were trying to get to fishman island.

Kagura: I do not like it there. It is like a rabbits cage. It smells like a bathroom.

Gintoki: I was expecting to be splashing in open seas, not hanging out in a plain classroom with some brats.

Bossun: For some reason, I'm sorry...

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Gintoki: You know, after calming down, I can't help but feel really weird here....What's up with that?

Himeko: Don't go worrin about that. Right now Switch is tryin' to fix that machine of yours.

So until he's done, why don't we just have some tea?

(Sfx- Kacha kacha clack clack)

Gintoki: Hm....

So you're Bossun, huh?

Bossun: Uuh...

Himeko: What's tha matter Bossun?

Are ya happy cause Gin-san said yer name?

Bossun: He got the intonation in 'Bossun' wrong...

(Sfx- Gusunn snifffle)

Himeko: EEEH?!

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Bossun: You don't say 'Bossun' with an emphasis on the 'Bo' but an emphasis on the 'Su'!!

{O Bos(SU)n. 'By saying it, you'll understand.}

{X (BO)ssun 'Sounds like the Lytton Report.'}

(TN- A report written in December 1931 to try and determine the cause of the Mukden incident which led to the empire of Japan's seizure of Manchuria.)

Himeko: Ain't no one gonna know that if they just read tha name.

Bossun: Gin-san would know if he watched the first episode of the anime!!

Gintoki: Ah...dude, I DID see it.

I'm serious.

Crap. Did the Sket dance anime already start?

Shinpachi: I saw it. It was on Thursday at 6.

Kagura: I was watching 'Witch House' on video.

Shinpachi: HOW MUCH ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH THAT BEFORE YOU'RE SICK OF IT?!

(Sfx- Hiso hiso hiso whisper whispe whisper.)

Bossun: Sniffle.

Gintoki: Look guys, there's been some kind of misunderstanding. I know about you Sket people.

Kagura: You are Himeko-chan, yes?

Himeko: Yay!

Ya remember me! Makes me proud!!

Kagura: And that one, the Shinpachi-like one. He is Switch, yes?

Shinpachi: There's no need to say that....

Kagura: He is much more handsome than Shinpachi, yes?

Shinpachi: I SAID THERE'S NO NEED TO SAY THAT!!

Switch: Thank you. It makes me happy.

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Shinpachi: HE SOUNDS LIKE GIN-SAN!!!

(Sfx- Dopaaaan splooosh)

Bossun: SO YOU GUYS DIDN'T WATCH THE ANIME!!

Kagura: It is for real!! He looks like Shinpachi, but sounds like Gin-chan!

Switch: Puzzling.

Himeko: We've had drama CD's out already!! If ya knew about us, ya would have known that too!!

Gintoki: But we didn't even know Sket was going to get an anime...

Bossun: What, do you guys live under a rock?!

(Bottom text- Gin-san and Switch have the same Voice actor: Sugita Tomokazu.)

Switch: Pleased to meet you. I'm Sugita Tomokazu.

Gintoki: The pleasure is mine. I'm Sugita Tomokazu.

(Sfx- Peko peko bow)

Bossun: How'd we end up in THIS situation?!

Himeko: It's like what'd happen if Krillin and Luffy started hangin' out in the same manga!

???: Bossun! I've got the book you lent me!
(Sfx- Garaaa claater)

Bossun: Oh, 'sup Teppei?

Shinpachi: Hm? Teppei-san? Wasn't he the transfer student in episode one?

WE'VE GOT THE SAME VOICE!!

Himeko: That's enough already!!

(Bottom text- Their Voice actor is Sakaguchi Daisuke-san.)

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Gintoki: Hey, does this place have a fridge? I'm itching for some Strawberry milk. D'you guys think you could go pick me up a carton?

Kagura: This Perokyan sucombu tastes funny...

But there aren't any that taste any bet----BLROOOGHHHHH!!!

Shinpachi: HEEEEEEY!!!

WHY ARE YOU BARFING HERE KAGURA-CHAN?!

(TN- Perokyan seems to be a type of lollipop. Himeko's got a unique sense of taste though..so the flavors she usually eats can range from wasabi and octopus to salted fish.)

{Dammitall...}

{This is bad.}

{I didn't notice it at first, but a Gintama-like atmosphere is beginning to eat away at this manga...}

{If this keeps up...}

{It's going to become Gintama the second!!}

Gintoki: Actually, this room isn't too bad.

Kagura: Yes! I do not want to go back now.

Gintoki: But dude, I'll bet you guys are happy.

I don't know a whole lot about you, but even through all that snarkyness, you managed to get an anime. That's good for you.


Kagura: It looks like all that talk of being canceled was just a lie, was it not? Now you don't need to worry any more.

Bossun: That's enough!! Just please go home already!

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Gintoki: Well we WOULD go home if we could. Until that thing is fixed, we're stuck here.

Hey Sugata 2. How's it looking?

Switch: It's really quite the repair job. I've managed to fix some of it, but it is in no condition to operate.

We'll need to give it some time before testing it.

Gintoki: You heard the man. We're gonna have to depend on you guys for a bit longer.

Bossun: He sounds like a thug when he says that...

(Sfx- Kyoro Kyoro spn spin)

Gintoki: Hey buddy...

Is this really okay?

Bossun: Huh?

Gintoki: I mean...

We're just sitting around here talking....

What kind of manga is this?!

Himeko: Yer just noticin' that?

Sittin' on tha sofa and just talkin is the Sket Dance standard.

Gintoki: Those pictures look hella plain!!

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Shinpachi: That's the truth....this classroom scene has been going on the whole time...

(Sfx- Gyoro gyoro spn spin)

Kagura: Is this truly a jump manga? It is boring, y es?

Switch: Do you normally just call others boring like this?

Kagura: If we go out to a minton, I am sure that everyone will be happier!

Himeko: Ooh, that does sound good!

Kagura: Let us go then, everyone!

Bossun: Hold it!

This is fine.

This is Sket Dance, so we're going to take a Sket stance on the matter.

Kagura: Hey Borsalino! Do you think that a boring anime as this will get ratings? You would do best not to be so naiieve!

(TN- Borsalino is the actual name of Kizaru....a One piece character.)

Gintoki: Hey, now. They've got their way of doing things, and we've got ours.

Nothing wrong with hanging out indoors. How about we all play an ancient Touzai game?

(Sfx- Waaaaaaaaaai!)

(TN- Tozai mean's east and west.)

Kagura: Yay!

Himeko: Yah! Sounds fun!

(Sfx- Kyah kyah kyah)

{That's Gin-san for you...}

{But then me on the other hand...}

{I'm trying to take over the atmosphere and change it to my whim....it's totally embarassing.}

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Gintoki: All right, the name of the game is...

Porno video names...

Bossun: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Gintoki: Well, I mean, we're gonna play 'Porno video names that sound similar to Jump manga titles.'

Bossun: THAT AIN'T POSSIBLE!!

This is Sket Dance for gods sake!!

We don't DO things like toilet gags and stuff! We've managed to last this long without having to result to that kind of humor!! Maybe it's how you do things, but we don't want to be involved in it!!

Gintoki: What, that's no good then?

Kagura: What about this? We'll use the last part of a family name as the first part of the title name.

Gintoki: Like using 'Matsudaira Ken' and changing the title to 'Ketsudai Raman'?

Bossun: ARE YOU SURE THAT'S OKAY?!

(TN- I...don't know.)

Shinpachi: Okay, we'll do that but use Jump Manga titles instead. How about...Ritekyo Hitman Kabon?

Kagura: Soidoru.

Gintoki: Mararihyon no Nugo.

Himeko: Ew, whats a Nugo?!

Bossun: Just go HOME already! I was thinking this crossover was going to be kind of cool, like Oda-sensei and Shimabukuro-sensei's 'True meal! Devil's fruit'!! But instead it's turned into THIS!!

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Bossun: Forget it, okay? Just sit there quietly!

Himeko: Yeah, don't go comin' into another person's territory and spredin yer Gintama-virus, ya hear?

Shinpachi: Gin-san, maybe we should just sit here quietly....

Gintoki: Hey now, that girl just called it a 'Gintama virus'. Never thought I'd hear a girl say 'balls'!!

(Sfx- Gera gera heheh)

(TN-She said Gintama-kinfu which Gintoki took to mean Tamakin, which is literally balls.)

Himeko: SHUT YER TRAP!

Shinpachi: Shut up you!!

Ah...

Himeko: Ah...
Shinpachi: Um...Sorry about that.

I'm just sorta used to being the straight man...

Himeko: Oh, that's...

Well I don't mind sharin tha load...

So it's right fine with me.

Gintoki: Shinpachi, what are you blushing over?! Hey, don't tell me you're falling for that tomboy gorilla?

Kagura: Shinpachi you are nasty! I can see the obscene desires you have in your eyes!

Shinpachi: Who's talking about Boys being ambitious?!

Himeko: Who's a boy gorilla?!

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Shinpachi: Ah...

Himeko: Ah...

Um...

Do ya think ya could...be quiet?

Shinpachi: Whaaat?!

I just think that I should be handlin' things here. There's somthin' creepy about you doin' it too.

Shinpachi: W—Wwait a second!! Why?! Does it really matter? We've both got to do this anyway, so why not together....

Himeko: N-no I'm awful sorry about it. I just think I should handle it.

More like, what was that? 'Boys be ambitious?' Yer tryin' too hard to make yer objections Gintama-like..

Shinpachi: What are you talking abouuuuuuut?!

(Sfx- Kaaaaaaah)

Himeko: See even that 'ouuuuuuuuut' is tryin' too hard. Why did ya add it?

Yer tryin' to infect us with the Gintama-virus ain'tcha? Yer gonna die of it if ya keep that up.

Gintoki: A heated argument over positions has started over there...

Shinpachi: That's not what I'm trying to do at all?

Himeko: I already know. Why don'tcha just come out out and say it?

Shinpachi: What do you want from me?! Should I stop talking?! Would that make you happy?!

{Go for it, Himeko!!}

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Shinpachi: Now I can't say anything!!

Gintoki: There's something to be said about not talking, but...it's just it helps relieve tension when we do.

Shinpachi: They left my glasses there!

Are they saying it's better without me there? Why?

Gintoki: Sure there are a lot of scenes in Gintama with just talking, but what really makes us shine is how overboard we go with situations.

Himeko: Yah, it's all about those 'gashaaaaaan' and dogooon' moments ain't it?

Bossun: Yeah, breaking walls, destroying stuff..

We've never even considered that.

Gintoki: Hm?

Bossun: Hm?

You know.

That 'Dogashaaaa' stuff.

Gintoki: What? Dogashaaa?

Like that?

Bossun: No, not like that. More emphasis, like 'Dogahshaaa'!

Gintoki: Dogo? Hey Kagura, do you get it?

Kagura: I don't think we will understand by discussing it.

We will have to try, yes?
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Kagura: Like this, yes?!

(Sfx- Dogashaaaaaa thooom)

Himeko: Gyahhhhh!!

Bosuuuuuun!!!

Himeko: What'd you do that fer?! This ain't a battle manga!!

I thought we said no turnin' this into Gintamaaaaaaaaa!!

Kagura: That is very Gintama-ish.

(Sfx- Fuuiiiiin fwhsssssh)

Switch: That attack's shockwave caused the dimensional teleportation device to start working.

Everyone: Eeeeeeeeeeh?

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Himeko: What's with this manga like development?!

Gintoki: Hey Sugita, did you really fix this thing?

Switch: Yeah, It was just a matter of waiting for enough power to get it to operate normally. Now Sugita, you'd better hurry and get on.

Gintoki: Morover, where did those hand rails come from?! Did you modify it and ad them in, Sugita?! Why's the design look so more user friendly, Sugita?!

Switch: Do you think it was too much?

Himeko: Quit yer blabberin and get on that thing!!

Shinpachi: Can I talk now, Himeko-san?

Himeko: SHUT YER TRAP!

Gintoki: All right guys, time to blow this popsicle stand!

(Sfx- Fuiiiiiiiiiiin fwwwwwwwwwwwfh)

Gintoki: Things'll be better now that us parasites are out of the way huh?

Bossun: Yeah, so get lost, will ya?
Gintoki: Farewells are only one side of the coin.

Us meeting again is a possibility too you know.

So although it may not have been the best first meeting, It was actually pretty cool to have been here today.

Bossun: Gin-san's started his awesome lecture!

Himeko: It's totally Gintama-like!

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Gintoki: I ain't gonna go on and on about this and that, but I will say one thing to you guys.

We're in the same Jump and the same generation, living together, so let's support each other.

As comrades in arms.

Bossun: Gin-san...

Gintoki: Smell ya later.

Bossun: Gin-san!!

I'm always going to be behind you!!!

Back when we stopped being your assistant, you gave me a hand shake and said 'Let's meet again at the next new years party', as we parted ways...

Because of that, we've been able to continue on the same battle field as you!!

Himeko: Ah...Bossun, what are you goin' about? Who are ya supposed to be?

(Sfx- Yusa yusa shiff shff)

{Sorachi Memo: The next day was a auspicious occasion so we drank. Sorachi-sensei didn't attend the new years party, so in the end we really didn't get to meet again.}

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Switch: I'm turning on the power now...

Stand back.

Gintoki: What the hell did we accomplish here anyway? We talked smack...

Met you guys...

And blew a pretty nice hole through your door.

That was one hell of a 'dogashaaa' wasn't it?

You can come hang out at our place If you want, next time.

Bossun: Hell no.

Gintoki: Well...

Take care.

Sket Dan.

(Sfx- Gaaatuuuu sheeen)

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(Sfx- Booom)

(Sfx- Shuuuuu sfffffh)

Gin and Bossun: Huh?

Switch: Ahahah...Forgive me, perhaps I put too much power in...and the teleporation field widened.

Bossun: Eh?

Then you mean...

This is...

The Yorozuya?

All: EEEEEEEEEEEEH?!

(Side text- The collaboration continues with the 'Gintama version' on page 115!! Hurry on over!!)

SKET DANCE CHAPTER 180...............END.