Tales of Failure Works 6

You know, Super Bomberman 3's OST goes really well with translating this manga for some reason.



Old guy: Laddie, you're on a journey aren'tcha now?

Then if that's the case, you should shake a leg and get movin to the next town.

This place isn't for dreamers like you to be hangin' out alone.

???: A--

As long as there people who appear to be lonely, my job as a performer is not over.

Old guy: Ah~ No no, I'm fine there, laddie.

(Sfx- pon dmph)

Old guy: Ya see laddie, if we ever start feeling down we've no need for performances, we've got to only look in the air.

???: Candy?

TALES OF FAILURE WORKS
Chapter 6: A city of descending candy.

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Old guy: Cause the magical doll Pelpe will come flying down to cheer us up.

003

???: It disappeared?

Old guy: Her magics disappear if they hit the ground, so ya gotta catch it real good if you want one.

Moreover, it seems like she's got quite a price on her pretty head.

???: So cool!!

She's awesome!!

Aren't you going to run after her too?

Old guy: Laddie, I'm far to old to be chasin' after skirts. Besides, I ain't no fool.

Kids: There she is! Get her!

Old guy: Hm?

004

(Sfx- Gasha gasha gasha clank clank clank)
???: Hey there kiddies!!

Kids: Wah!!

You nearly gave us a heart attack! Who are you!

You totally can't see his face! Weirdo!

???: How much candy have you guys gathered? 10 pieces? 20 pieces? 30 pieces?

Kid: As if we'd pick up weird candy from a stranger.

Girl: We're gonna catch her with this net gun!

{I see, she's just trying to lift everyone's spirits; to get them to laugh and have fun...}

Girl: How plain.

He can't even use magic, can he?

That performance is soooo boring.

Pointless!

{She's the same as me....}

Kids: Whoa!

He's crying?

005

Kid: Hey, you aren't trying to muscle in and catch Pelpe too are ya?

???: Me? Catch her?

No way. If I did that, no one'd smile!

That's a girl?: But she's worth 1 million. If you caught her, I'll bet you'd smile.

Girl: You're saying too much!

???: Oh? Is that so? I understand..

But what good would it do if a performer like me was the only one having a good time?!

Kid: How'd he get in front of us?!

Girl: You're in the way!!
???: Laughter is a dish served best in huge quantities! That's why I have to do this!!

(Sfx- Gachi clack)

006

???: I'm going to join up with her and we're going to make a collaboration that gets the whole world smiling!!

Kid: No fair!! That's cheating!

007

Someone: Hey! Look!

Who is that?!

Old guy: Well now laddie, aren't ya puttin on quite the show.

???: Pleased to meet you Pelpe-san!!

I'm Nenes Kiruchaano!

I know it's sorta sudden, but I've got a great proposal for you!!

How about you and I...

You and I...

008

Nenes: Get married?!

Old guy: Well I'll be! He's proposin' to a magical doll?!

Kid: You jerk!!

009

Nenes: Uwahhh!!!

eeeeeeeeeeeeee

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

010

Nenes: Owie...

Hehe..

It's sweet!

011

(Sfx- Mukahh hmph)

(Sfx- Mukahh hmph)

Old guy: You okay, laddie?

Nenes: A love as sweet as candy has just started!

Old guy: Gonna get movin before it melts then, laddie?

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Nenes: Melt?! That'll never happen! This love is magic!!

Pelpe-chaaaaaaan!!

Old guy: Yer brain and heart are melted.

Kid: Ugh! I ain't letting you get ahead of me again!!

Girl: I'm gonna catch that woman and get that bounty for sure.

Dude: We're not going to let her make a fool of us, right guys?!

Old guy: Hmph.

So they think if they gather enough of these things....

They'll make a killin' selling them huh...?

As if!

Well, there's nothin' wrong with havin' a sugar sweet dream though~

(Sfx- korih gulp)