Gintama 360

Yeaaaah, I used to have another BDR that did these, but it joined Binktopia, married a stripper, and then killed and absorbed the staff that translated Gintama for Viz. So it's the standard of monsters created for convenience just to turn into a menace. Don't blame me though, I'm just Monday BDR.



(Side text- Now where have we seen this before?)

{Please don't look.}

(Side text- The TV anime runs every Monday at 6pm only on TV Tokyo!! This time the Yorozuya are sponsoring a field trip!!// The latest volume of the manga #40 is out in stores! Catch the 'Love Zulas arc' in it's entirety!!)

GINTAMA

Katsura: Although you can clearly see what was written...

I found this in Elizabeth's room.

Although I was asked not to look, this in itself is perplexing.

I'm not told what I shouldn't look for. Or what it is I can't look for....

Or if it's something that when I am looking for it, I won't be able to find it, hense something that I'm looking for that cannot be found. So I guess if that's the case, I will find someone who can seek what I cannot. While that person will have someone searching for them, all the while keeping me from searching for what it is I cannot look for.

But if even that is something I must not look for, I must search for people who'll search for people who'll search for people who'll search for people who'll search for people.

002

Gintoki: You hurt my brain.

(Sfx- Gofuuh thok)

Shinpachi: How'd you get so lost in a maze of not looking in the first place?

Katsura: Please don't look.

Gintoki: We aren't.

It's obviously that, right?

You know, running away from home.

Katsura: E---Elizabeth ran away from home you say?!

Gintoki: Dude, it happens all of the time. It probably got tired of hanging out at your place and ran off.   So now it says not to look for it and....

Well here we are.


Katsura: Th—that cannot be!!

We've become nothing but closer during this time we've been together! What could possibly be the origin for such behavior?!

Why the last time I saw Elizabeth, we were....

….....!!

003

Katsura: We were...

What was I doing....

And with who?

Gintoki: Beats me.

004

(Side text- At the end of the battle....)

GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 360: Don't say Sayonaraion.
(TN- AC commercial again. Sayonara and the Japanese pronunciation for 'lion'.)

???: Eren Shogun?!

Hey! Look everyone, Eren Shogun is awake again!!

Oh thank god, I was so worried sir!!

{Where am I?}

???: On the mothership 'White zabeth.'

After the fight, those who were injured were brought aboard for treatment.

(TN- Gundam joke. Apparently there is a building known as 'White base' in the series.)

???: Don't you remember? The planet was erased when Sagi was eliminated.

005

???: There was a massive explosion in the aftermath, and you got caught in it.

Those guys from earth ended up the same way.

They're still down for the count right now though.

{And Fumiko?}

{I see.}

{What matters in the end is...}

{After I struggled so much to save everyone, I in turn got saved.}

???: No, sir! It was thanks to you that we got the backbone to stand up for ourselves!

The Renhou stand here now,

Because of you, the earthlings....

And Fumiko who risked so much to protect us.

006

Gintoki: Geez, he sure made a lot of noise for no damn reason.

Shinpachi: Though, what was the deal with what was written on that poster board?

Gintoki: Probably somebody's idea of a joke.

Shinpachi: Hey, I may just be imagining it...

But doesn't something seem to be missing?

Gintoki: Hm?

Shinpachi: Katsura-san used to have someone walk beside him right?

Gintoki: Crap, my head....

Shinpachi: You okay? Though....when did we hurt our heads again?

Kagura: I am sure for you two, it was some time at the beginning of this series's serialization, yes?

???: Wh...

What are you saying, Eren Shogun...?!

007

???: To stay here on the ship and not go back to earth...
Then our fight against Sagi was meaningless!! Now that we've been freed we should be able to live wherever we want!!

I'm sure that you too want to live freely, right sir? It's all we want for you! Especially after how much you've done for us!

So cast off your sheet, and live as yourself. There's no need to live a lie any more.

There's no need to worry about us...

Even if you go, we can create a planet to live on that will pale in comparison to no other! It is our freedom after all!

{Double Dragon commanders....this is not the end of our fight.}

{We've found ourselves lost in space with the bare minimum.}

{There's no telling where we are, and how we should proceed.}

{We drift along in the endless darkness that is space.}

{This is true freedom.}

{Right now, we're in a situation of helplessness so great that even serving under Vader again doesn't sound like it would be such a terrible thing, no?}

{Still we tread upon this path.}

{Although we have lost our planet and many of our comrades...}

{We live under our own rules using our own strength...}

{A life like the Samurai.}

008

{I swear to you upon this white garment...}

{And to those who who chose to forsake themselves for the sake of friendship...}

{I will take this freedom...}

{And as the last renhou, the last tool in the box...}

{Protect your rights.}

Men: Sir! You'd throw away your freedom to uphold our own?!

But then what?!
What will happen to those people...?!

The earthlings who fought with us...

The ones who sought to save the renhou alongside our forces....!?

{I know...}

{They are my irreplaceable friends...}

009

{And they will always hold...}

{A very special place in my soul, no matter what distance is between us.}

(Sfx- Gahahahah!)

Sakamoto: Man! That was a blast Kintoki! Thanks for everything!

Gintoki: I don't remember what was a blast exactly. I do know that right now there's no person with the name Kintoki here.

Sakamoto: Well hot damn! I guess I'm wrong then! My bad! Dude, what if it was me who came to your rescue.

Gintoki: Yeah. Does the word impossible mean anything to you?

Sakamoto: Dunno why, but I could swear we were fightin' somethin' fierce before and then things sorta just ended, yanno?

I mean, 'course we won and stuff, but it wasn't easy or nothin.

Kintoki....

I'm probably just thinkin' too hard, but I swear up and down we're forgettin somethin' big.

Dude....It couldn't be my name....could it?

Gintoki: By the way, I dig the new ship design. 'Suck' is totally in this year.

Sakamoto: THE FREAK?! MUTSUUU!! WE HAVE TO TALK BEFORE YOU GO MODIFYIN' STUFF!!

(Sfx- Wai wai)

(Sfx- Gyah gyah)

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{I'm sorry...}

{Katsura-san.}

{If only you hadn't searched for me...you would have been better off forgetting everything.}

{I already made this choice.}

{To never return to earth again.}

{I was afraid if I saw you again, I would lose confidence and falter.}

{Yet you still came looking...}

{Even going as far as pursuing me all the way out in space....in a place like this.}

{Here in the depths of the cosmos...}

{You still came to help me.}

{But I should have known better....that if it's for a friend...}

{There's nothing that will keep you from being at their side.}

011

{So forgive me for doing this, but I have no choice. I'll delete your memories of me, from our first meeting, to our final farewells.}

{You'll be better off if you don't remember me at all.}

{There are still...}

{Friends of yours on earth that need you.}

Gintoki: Ugh...

(Sfx- Biri biri zaaap zaaap)

{There are still...}

{Friends out here in space that need me.}

(Sfx- Guu snrrrrr)

{Good bye...}

Katsura: Wait.

At least...

Let us play uno once more.

If you should best me, you can do what you wish with my memories...including erasing them and returning to space.

(Sfx- Gabahh fwap)

Katsura: However, should I claim victory...

012

Katsura: I will never ever...

forget you.

You will remain in my memories long after I have returned to earth.

In any case, this will be our final duel.

It's all or nothing.

{N—no way, Katsura-san.}

{Did you really pursue me this far knowing full well that I wouldn't return?}

{Katsura-san....}

{If you had no intention of bringing me back to earth then....why would you do this..?}

Katsura: I guess in the end...

all I truly wanted was an UNO match with you. Not a renhou, or this Eren person...but you.

I was finally able to do it..

To beat you when you were giving your all.

But you're strong...so you'll be okay.

No matter who you encounter or where you may go, you'll be just fine.

I wish you well, and don't worry about me...

I've got them.

{You know that isn't fair...}

{To say something ridiculous like 'giving it my all...}

{Although...}

{I have no idea what the hell I'm doing any more....I can't see anything in front of me.}

(Sfx- Pota pota drip drip)

Katsura: I'm in...

the same boat.

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Katsura: However, if this is what you truly believe in, Elizabeth you must pursue it.

I too will pursue what my heart desires.

Despite how many light years stand between us,

the roads we tread upon are connected with an unshakable bond.

So don't you dare say 'sayonaraion'.

Instead, lets both agree that we will 'meet again'....bunny....my buddy.

Katsura: Elizabeth...

It appears that everyone really did forget about you. It's not all bad though...

even if I am the only one...

To still have these feelings towards you.

015

Gintoki: Dude...

who are you playing uno with?

Katsura: I'm solo uno'ing.

Uno is the type of game where if you don't train you will lose your skills.

Gintoki: Looks like someone needs a less sucky hobby.

(Sfx- Dokkah thunk)

Gintoki: Gimme that.
Katsura: What's the meaning of this?

Gintoki: I'm obviously shuffling the deck.

Katsura: Not that...

You've got...

One too many.

Gintoki: C'mon man, are you retarded?

There's someone right over there who wants to play.

Can't you see 'em?

My bad...

Looks like there are a few of 'em.

016

(Sfx- Goshih whifft)

Gintoki: Time to get the show on the road Zura.

Katsura: Yes...

It is time we started.

017

{Once upon a time...}

{A nasty alien came to earth...}

{Hoping to get away with all of it's treasures.}

{However, once there he found that the earthlings were really nice people that he came to enjoy.}

Dude: Man, I hope they fried the actraiser just the way I like it.

{He like them so much, that he fought on their side; to protect the planet and his new found friends.}

{While he protected the Earth however, his own planet was neglected, and grew weakened from warfare.}

{Eventually, he decided to say goodbye to his earth friends and build a new home planet.}

{To keep everyone from missing him when he left, he erased their memories.}

{Soon not a single earthling remembered him...}

{On the day of his departure, when he turned to say goodbye...}

{Not a single earthling would know him.}

{Goodbye.}

{The empty star wouldn't bid him farewell however....}

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{Instead what he received was...}

{Smiles, bright and cheerful.}

{The treasures were still there.}

{Still on the empty planet.}

{In the end he gained a treasure...}

{That despite rain, time, and distance would never rust or become fragile.}

{The treasure known as 'frienship'.}

{So wiping his tears aside, he receded into the sky, leaving a full faced grin.}

{Across the skies towards a new 'treasure'.}

019

???: However, his friends didn't feel even a twinge of sadness...

For you see there's more to the story....

Because...

(Sfx- Zatsh sfft)

{The Elizabeth that had just departed had finished his Monday only shift as the regular Elizabeth's helper.}

{Hey Katsura, I'm back. And lookie I got you something.}

(On doll- Space monster Stefan.)

{The regular unidentified mysterious creature Elizabeth works from Tues-Sun, and had just finished a revitalizing vacation.}

Katsura: Oh! You've returned regular Elizabeth! Quickly before Monday Elizabeth leaves you have say your farewells!

FAREWELLL MONDAY ELIZABETH!! I'M SO SORRY THAT YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO APPEAR DURING THE BENIZAKURA ARC!!

(Sfx- Gyahhhhh)

(Sfx- Kusu teehee)

(Sfx- Bakyaaaaa craaaash)

(Sfx- Dogoooh THOK)

(Sfx- Zudoooh dooof)

???: The end~.

(Side text- Reaching even the skies~!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 360............END.