Gintama 364

Sunrise, I just hope that you make me proud and give Yagami a good key animator, and a really nice voice. A few more lines wouldn't hurt either, I think.





Yagami: As promised, I am here for my night visit. My name is Yagami....pleased to make your acquaintance.

{Yagami...?!}

{No---no way....}

{You've gotta be kidding...!!}

(Sfx- Pasaaah blissht)

Yagami: If you tell Kyoushirou-san that the madam is here...

He should know who I am. Please, can you inform him?

{The madam is heeeeeeeeeere?!}

(Side text- The main attraction has arrived!!)

GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 364: Girls love Vegeta, and guys like Piccolo.

002

{O-o--of}

{Of all times to show up...why now?!}

Tsukuyo: Hey! I need me booze! Bring out tha booze!

{There's still a monster mash going on here!!}

Gintoki: S—sorry, but the manager is currently running an errand...

H—he'll be back soon, so please have a seat over here.

{I have to get the hell out of here, pronto! If I stick around, some serious shit is bound to go down!}

(Sfx- Gahh wffft)

Hijikata: No need to worry GIN. I just called the manager.

Shinpachi: He said that until he gets back, to just eat drink and be merry.

{Y---You bastaaaaaards!!}

{After dragging other people into your mess, you actually have the balls to try an run off?}

{Gin-san, this involves EVERYONE here, understand?}

{We've all got to distract the Madam!!}

003

{Don't screw around you idiots!!!}

{You say everyone, but where the hell are they?! The manager never left, so he can't possibly come back!!}

{The situation here is beyond the event horizon!}

{Do you honestly believe that we have what it takes to come out on top against the drunken boxer troop there?!}

{Even throwing Jackie Chan into that cougar's nest wouldn't do any good! Sure we've done some acrobatics and gotten this far, but there's only so much you can milk something before it expires!}

{D—Don't worry about it. Kyoushirou-san will return, I know it!}

{We'll just have to figure out a way to keep the madam entertained until then!}

{Now let's just take the madam to a room that the Jackies aren't currently occupying. They probably won't go home, so this is the next best thing.}

(Sfx- koso koso whisper whisper)

Shinpachi: O---over here.

(Sfx- Dododo thok thok thok)

004

(Sfx- Bushiiiii blooooorsh)

Tsukuyo: Aww GIN-sama. Don't tell me yer gonna leave us alone~

Hey dumbasses! Don't you think you should take care of yer earlier customers first?! Where the hell is the booze?!

Sacchan: Yeah! We're the customers today! So start treating us like it, hosts!!

Gintoki: S—sorry about that my babies.....I just though I should take care of this person, you know?

We were gonna leave you guys in the hands of GURA and TAE.

{She sniffed us out!! That huge Jackie nose isn't just a decoration!!}

(Sfx- Zun zun wfft wfft)

Tsukuyo: Whazzat?! You don't wanna get drunk with me?!

Shinpachi: She's coming!! Jackie is cominggggg!!

Tsukuyo: You've got guts, tryin' to cut in on our fun.

Shinpachi: Waaaaaaaaait!! What are you doing to the Madam?!

Sacchan: A woman coming here alone to do some man hunting? She's sure got some odd hobbies, eh? Tsukky.

Gintoki: That's what YOU were doing here!

Tsukuyo: Hey your hair is all twisted up in poop curls...you gonna be okay?

{Heeeeeey!! Someone stop those drunk idiots!!}

005

Kyuubee: Stop that at once, you two!

Please find some way to forgive those two...they don't know what they're doing.

It's clean up time at the Yagyuu household...

(Side text- For now, I'll use this.)

(Sfx- Hikku hicc)

{You're drunk too, dammit!}

Kyuubee: These poop curls are wound much tighter than I thought. Luckily there's nothing that the Yagyuu celebrity paper can't get out.

Shinpachi: Um, but that's her face, Kyuubee-san.

Gintoki: Heeeeeey!! What the hell are you doing?!

(Sfx- Dahhh dash)

Tae: Ah! Kyuu-chan! You can't do that!

(Handwritten- Sorry!)

Tae: Geez. I have to do everything around here, don't I?

If you want to clean this properly, you have to spit on it once.
(Sfx- Goshi whfft)

(Sfx- Hikuu wfft)

{Craaaaaaap! Even the workers are getting in on the act!!}

Tae: Ah, it's not coming off.

Kagura: It is not going well. Let me do it Boss Lady.

(Sfx- Aaah...)

(Sfx- Hikku hic)

Kagura: Uugh...

HOOORRRRRRKK

(Sfx- Bishaaaaaaaaah blooooosh)

006

(Sfx- Fuki fuki wipe wipe)

Kagura: Uuh. I drank too much Oronamin C.

Tae: I told you Kagura-chan...children should only drink one bottle of Oronamin C a day!

Saigou: Moreover, little lady you can be my guest of honor.

Tonight is the night where we get to do as we please. So drink up!

{She's surrounded by a bunch of vulgar white collar workers!!}

{What is this, a Jackie chan convention?!}

007

Gintoki: What are we going to do? The poor madam doesn't know what she's gotten herself into! She doesn't know what kind of hell she's in!

More like, it's too late for us to do anything about it!!

She's completely unfazed by this though. I can't tell if she likes or hates it.

In any case we can't make any more mistakes, or the situation will become critical.

Let's try our damned hardest to get on the Madam's good side!

Gintoki: Um...

So Yagami-san, what would you like to drink?

Yagami: Oolong tea.

Gintoki: Oh? Oolong tea? I like that stuff too.

It's so refreshing to drink the stuff, wouldn't you say TOSHI?

Hijikata: Ah...yeah! I love Oolong tea all year long!

Though my favorite character in Dragonball was Yamcha, so I know how he and Oolong used to hang out.

Tae: DON'T YOU MEAN PUAR?!

(Sfx- Gaaaaaashaaaaan thoood)

Gintoki: ahahahah....

Yeah...so how about that Puar?

Gintoki: Speaking of Dragonball, which character do you like Yagami-san?

Lets see if I can use my prediction ability to find out on my own.

Um...er...so Yagami-san, you must like Tenshin...no...Vegeta.

008

Tsukuyo: Isn't that the kingdom of King Castle!?

(Sfx- Gashaaaaaan doooosh)

Shinpachi: Ahahah...That's so right, most of the huge maniacal fans love King castle don't they?

How sharp! And now, Yagami-san...

Sacchan: The animal type kingdom, obviously!!

(Sfx- Gahshaaaan craaaaash)

Gintoki: Hahahah, yeah, that Dog like kingdom. Yeah I've heard of that, back in the beginning of the series, there were a bunch of animal like characters weren't there...? Then as the series went on humans...

(Sfx- Gahaaaan craaaaash)

Kyuubee: Think of Toriyama-sensei's situation!!

Hijikata: T—That's right Toriyama-sensei's been through all kinds...

(Sfx- Pinpon beep)

Kagura: Pororokka!!

Gintoki: Um—er..what the hell is going on here?

The girls are totally using us as straight men in this whole screwed up play.

Hijikata: This is slowly turning into one of those quiz shows. Eventually someone's going to buzz in with the amount of water in the Amazon basin or something like that.

More like, are we going to get smacked around until dawn?

Saigou: Wrooong! The correct answer is the indigenous meat eating fish that lives in the Amazon basin, known as the kandel!!

(Sfx- Gashaaaan craaaaaaaash)

???: Heeeeeeey! What the hell are you doing you drunkards?!

You're doing all of the talking by smacking people in the head with bottles!! Meanwhile the madam hasn't said a single thing!

009

Shinpachi: I knew we should have taken care of the drunkards first!!

More like, I've never heard of girls willing to talk about Dragonball.

Hijikata: This is all your fault! You started out with Oolong and all this crap...what's a dragon ball prediction anyway?

???: King castle kingdom!!

Colonial Silver!

Bardoc!

Bardock's female soldier!!

Raddits's fighting power is 5th among the trash heap!

Pororoka!

Vegeta!
Hijikata: This has turned into everyone's favorite Dragonball typing! More like, everyone here is a complete freak for all things Dragonball!

Though there's one person who refuses to leave Pororoka alone!

Though with all of this going on, there's still one person who hasn't joined in!

{She really wants to thouuugh!!}

Gintoki: Heeey!! Even the madam is getting swept into this!

Someone just come out and say what they like!!

Even though it's probably Vegeta!!

Saigou: Oh? So you like Vegeta?

Well, that's obvious isn't it? Us girls love us some Vegeta.

010

Sacchan: It's just..that badass exterior with that 'saving a drowned puppy' interior that he has going on.

Shinpachi: Oh crap! It's turning into a 'why us girls like Vegeta' conversation!!

Sacchan: I don't know what it is about bad guys like that, us ladies can't help but get caught up by them.

Though I guess those things happen, especially to stupid women...

Getting involved with bad boys like him, and then the shotgun wedding...

Tae: Well how could he help it? Bulma's totally a millionaire, and I don't see 'Super sayan' written in the want ads as stable employment.

Moreover, you talk about his kindness, but he's only really ever cried once. Sure he talks about the whole Sayan pride and all, but he was only scared of Frieza. In the end he's all about 'me myself and I'.

Shinpachi: Vegeta was in bad shape then! He's never got beaten up so bad after the whole Frieza incident!!

Kyuubee: If we're talking about lone wolf type characters, I think Piccolo is a good example.

He's quite gentle too. He didn't cry, even as he was looking after Gohan in his childhood years.

Tsukuyo: But I can't stand them darn shoulder pads. Got on my last nerves.

(Sfx- Hikku hic)

Kyuubee: Vegeta is the same way then.
Tsukuyo: But you gotta admit, he looked dern good in them civies during the second half.

Shinpachi: Hey!! Knock all of that off! If you keep going on and on about Vegeta, how's the Madam going to feel?

Kagura: I do not think there is anything he can wear that will suit that widows peak. I am sure that Bulma has tried to buy him clothes on some occasions.

Though there is one time where he wore a shirt. It had 'Bad Boy' written on it. Perhaps he bought this himself, yes?

Girls: No way. Vegeta wouldn't have. Never.

Shinpachi: Stoppittt!! More like, to what extent do you girls read Dragonball?!

???: But you know, Bulma looked pretty happy when she was with Yamcha for a time right?

Besides, after Trunks was born, they got married and he became a good father, right Yagami-san?

{He's trying to force his way in!! He's forced his hair into a widows peak and tried to leap right in!!}

011

Gintoki: Yagami-san, you wanted some Oolong tea didn't you?

Yagami....Yes.

Gintoki: Hey TOSHI!! Pass us some Oolong tea wouldn't ya?

Hijikata: Peace.

Gintoki: Why are you trying to recreate one of Vegeta's scenes huuuuh?! Isn't that the scene where Trunks was leaving? Is that what you're going for?!

???: I want potato shochu!

Kashisu orange!

Sake!

Soda split!

Wisky!

Pororokka!

Shinpachi: It has no effect!! Vegeta's never going to come to this world!!

Yagami: Dirty fireworks.
Shinpachi: She's joining in!! The madam is riding the Vegeta wave!! Not that there's much of a choice!!

(TN- Dirty fireworks is one of Vegeta's attacks.)

Shinpachi: TOSHI-san! Hang in there!

We just need to do a little more. The Madam's opened her heard just a little.

Hijikata: The problem here is those drunk idiots...

If we could do something about them, we could continue our attack on the Madam, Kakarott.

Shinpachi: Um, who's Kakarott?

012

Okita: What's this?

What did you ladies gather here for today?

It was a model drinking party, right?

{So---SOUGO-san!!}

Saigou: What are you talking about? Models? No way!

(Sfx- Buoooon fwoooof)

Saigou: We're just your run of the mill SUPER MODELS!!

Okita: Oh, sorry for my mistake.

(Sfx- Fooon fooon fwoosh fwoosh)

Okita: I guess I was just confused by having so much beauty in the same place.

{He...}

{He dodged them...!!}

Okita: Hey you bastards, what are you doing?

There's only one way to serve beautiful ladies like this...

hurry up and bring THAT out.

{That?}

013
Okita: The Champagne tower.

If you can't find any, Tequila will do.

{Tequila tower?!}

Girls: KYAHHH! What's that?!

Amazing!!

{That's it!! He plans on getting those women so drunk that they can't do anything else?!}

{Since it's already too late to stop them from getting drunk, we'd might as well keep the drinks coming right?}

Gintoki: ARE YOU READY?!

Hijikata: LET'S PARTAAAY!

{He plans on sweeping them in one drop!}

{I'd expect no less from SOUGO-san! His dark soul completely disregards any notion of respect towards women!!}

{He is gods gift to hosts!!}

014

(Sfx- Goahaaaaaaaah ka-kraaaaaaaash)

(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)

{YOU GUYS GOT TAKEN OUUUUUUT?!}

Saigou: This is the first time I've had Donperry! I don't think I can have anything else!

(Sfx- Gariaaaah blooosh)

Tsukuyo: This ain't enough booze! Bring me some more!!

{There isn't any!! The women in this series are too stupidly strong!!}

Shinpachi: You've had more than enough right? Yagami-san.

Yagami: Well, I too....

{YOU TOO WHAT?! YOU DRANK ALL OF THAT IN AN INSTANT?!}

Yagami: If there's nothing more to drink, then I suppose I should take my leave...
Shinpachi: Whaaaaaaaat?!

Wa—Wait a moment please?

Yagami: I know it must have been a lot of trouble, but I had a lot of fun. Please tell Kyoushirou-san that for me.

Shinpachi: Please wait! Why are you leaving?!

You...you've still....!!

015

Yagami: I couldn't let Kyoushirou-san see me doing something so embarassing.

I would never be able to see him face to face.

Shinpachi: You want to meet Kyoushirou-san?

Wait a minute, Yagami-san..you couldn't mean...

You weren't interested in coming here for the booze but for him?

You want to see...

Kyoushirou-san...?

Yagami: I see, so you have heard of me....

That silly little rumor about me being a goddess of fortune or a shinigami of tragedy...

But you know I am neither one of those things.

I don't have the power to level or bless a city.

I am just a pitiful woman with money, and many false friendships wherever I go.

Because I am lonely, I transverse cities often at night. That’s where I seem to have encored this moniker of being a night deity.

But because of the rumors that precede me, many simply try to gain my favor so that they don't lose their business. I do hate being misunderstood as the sort that wants to control others.

No one knows the true me. I simply travel through towns because it suits my fancy.

But because my name is known all over Edo, I can't find a single place for myself....

At that time, I met him.

He knew about my reputation of the madam, but...

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Kyoushirou: His smile was the genuine article.

He was different from the rest, he smiled at me without hiding anything.

He worked hard to please me, but still treated me as any other guest...him and his hosts.

I can tell that he truly loves his profession as a host.

And it's because he loves what he does, that his smile is always there, always genuine.

To me, that's the most special thing of all.

I wanted to see that smile once more, so I decided to return here.

I have no idea when I became a Shinigami....

But it's obvious that because of me he's considering giving up the host profession.

I'm truly sorry for any confusion I may have caused...

(Sfx- Peko bow)

Yagami: But you need not worry, this shinigami will never plague the nights of this city again.

But I really did have a pleasurable time with you all.

Please, if you see Kyoushirou-san again...

Tell him that this shinigami has once again found her smile.

Shinpachi: Y---Yagami-san...

(Sfx- Zaaaaah sssssssh)

Kyoushirou: Excuse me ma'am...

Have you already made plans for this evening?

If you haven't, please accompany me to the leisure lounge for angels, Takamagahara.

And rest your weary wings....

018

Yagami: I'm sorry to inform you that I do not have the wings you speak of.
What I possess are dark wings created from people's misfortune.

Kyoushirou: Just like a shinigami, huh.

But you know, Shinigami-sama, although I've just returned....

I already know about you. Madam Yagami...the goddess of fortune.

I also know the rumors are if you should ever return to a city, it's a bad omen....

(Sfx- Giiiiii reeeeeee)

Kyoushirou: But I wonder...

What happens if you return a third time?

(Sfx- Gagooooooon thooooom)

Gintoki: HURRRRRRRRRGH

019

Gintoki: 'Sup, we've been waiting for you...

Third party's the charm.

Welcome!!

Have a drink with us, friend!!

Kyoushirou: Welcome...

To Takamagahara...

(Sfx- Ooeeeeeeeeeeh Blooooorhhhh)

(Sfx- Kyahhhhhhh!!)

(Sfx- Bicha bicha blsssh blissh)

Yagami: I'd like the dirty fireworks.

(Side text- This is the leisure lounge for the angels........)

GINTAMA LESSON 364..............END.