Hajimete No Aku 125

Because I have no life, and nothing better to do on a Friday night.



(Top text- To commemorate reaching 10 volumes, the tenth volume will include an illustration and a present!!)

(Bottom text- Volume 10 is in stores everywhere!)

(Side text- Envying best friends forever isn't a bad thing~)

Chapter 125: Matters concerning Eiko-senpai and her kouhai Kyosato.
FUJIKI SHUN.
HAJIMETE NO AKU.

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(Side text- Eiko-senpai and her kouhai Kyosato-sensei are really festing it up, but....?!)

(Sfx- Ahahahaah)

Kyouko: Oneechan and sensei sure are having a great time.

(Sfx- Wai wai)

Jiro: They've got various subjects to catch up on I'll bet.

Kyouko: Is sake really that great though?

Dad: From time to time, yes.

Kyouko: In any case, we shouldn't have to worry about Sensei's bad habits with sake as long as she's up there.

Jiro: This should allow them time to take it easy.

{At that time we were still too naiieve. We couldn't have known just how deadly the combination of those two and sake could be.}

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Eiko: I'm still just floored! To think lil' Kyosato would become an actual factual teacher!

You were so emo back then....glad to see that you've grown up since then.

Yukari: Please don't talk about that!

Eiko: Oh yeah! What ever happened to that 'Imaginary friends diary' you used to keep?

Yukari: Wah?!

Eiko: It was kind of funny in a sad way. You didn't have any friends so you wrote up ones you wish you could make.
(Sfx- Wata wata wave wave)

Yukari: How did you find out my secret?

I wouldn't talk if I were you, senpai!

Everyone talked about how you're the 'pitiful hottie' who could never land a boyfriend!

Eiko: Wha?!

Better than being the delusion goddess! Besides, you didn't have a boyfriend either!

(Sfx- Gyaaaaahh roaaar)

Yukari: I'm not like you, senpai! I've at least confessed to boys before!

Kyouko: W—what's going on you two?

Jiro: Are you fighting?! Calm down!

(Sfx- Baaan slaaam)

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Yukari: W—what was that?! Well, senpai you....you're...

Useless and unemployed!!

(Sfx- dan clink)

Eiko: Well aren't we getting big for our britches?

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Yukari: You shouldn't be unemployed, senpai!

Kyouko: Ooookay you two, that's enough alcohol...

Jiro: Yes, you should try to switch over to water....

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Eiko: I BET YOU I COULD FIND A JOB IN A WEEK!!!

If I do, you gotta say sorry...ON YER KNEES!!

(Sfx- Gahkaaah raaaaaaaaaah)

Yukari: Fine then!! If you can't find a job in a week, you have to bow to me!!
(Sfx-Gubigubi gulpgulp)

Eiko: Kyouko, you're my ally right?!

Kyouko: Say wut?

(Sfx- Gashii grssssh)

Yukari: Akuno-kun, I'm sure you can't stand the fact that your sister is unemployed right?

Jiro: Wha?

(Sfx- Gashiii grsssh)

Both: We're...

Being dragged into this?!

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

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(Sfx- Bishiih wfft)

(Sfx- Poroo droop)

Jiro: Sister, why are you wearing that outfit?

Eiko: I said I'm going to get a job in a week right?

This is my job hunting suit!

I'm not going to let Kyosato get away with what she said!

So I, Eiko am going to do my damned best to show her up!

Kyouko-chan, what are my plans for today?!

Kyouko: Eh?

10 o'clock is the R corporation, at 1 is the T group, and at 3 is the N industries! Three interviews in all!!

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Kyouko: Wow! You've got so many contacts!! How'd you manage to do that?

Eiko: Heheheh! Never underestimate my internet information network!

{Her acquaintances from MMORPG's.}
Eiko: All right, today's the day I wrangle me up some employment!!

Tell Kyosato to keep those knees clean!! She'll be usin' em to bow soon enough!

(Sfx- baaaan)

Kyouko: Oneechan there's a bug on your suit.

Eiko: Seriously?! I guess that's what I get for not wearing this thing for two years...

(Sfx- Geeeen)

Pochi: You're seriously only good for eating and sleeping...

Eiko: Well, whatever! Let's go Kyouko-chan!!

Kyouko: Hey! You have to fix that first!!

(Sfx- Bata bata tmp tmp)

Jiro: I daresay that sister being this vigorous isn't a bad thing.

But where is Sensei?

(Handwritten- I remember that she slept over last night...)

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(Sfx- Chiiiiiin droooop)

Yukari: Uugh....Eiko-senpai left this morning without saying a word..

Jiro: Sensei!! Your clothes!! Put on some clothes!!

Yukari: Why is Senpai so mad at me!? What did I do?

Jiro: I'm telling you to put on some clothes!!

(Sfx-Gyuuuu grnnnnd)

(Sfx- Cha clack)

(Sfx- Hah gasp)

2.0: You're unclean Jiro-sama!!

(Sfx-Dogooon thooom)

Jiro: This isn't what it looks like 2.0....!! GYAHHH!!
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(Sfx- chiiiiin)

Jiro: Nughhhh....Why do I always suffer when Sensei knocks back a few?

(Handwritten- Sensei already went ahead.)

Jiro: Moreover, 2.0 went too far over a simple misunderstanding...!

(Sfx- Yoro yoro wobble wobble)

Jiro: Ugh...well I hope sister is fairing well, because this is as far as I go.

Kyouko: I'm baaack...

(Sfx- Yoreehhh wobble)

Jiro: Wh—what happened Kyouko?! Where's sister?!

Kyouko: Well...I went with sister to the interview...

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Kyouko: To stop her from getting rap sheet. She totally ran wild there.

(Handwritten- Hey! I was here first! Interview me!!!)

Jiro: So she was using her ungodly strength at those interviews, huh.

Kyouko: Needless to say she didn't get the job. I think she's off drinking now.

(Handwritten- Drinks that I had to put up 2000 yen for...)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Jiro: So things didn't go so well....

It's still but the first day! There's plenty of time.

Let's just pray that she makes progress.

Kyouko: Y—yeah.

{And so, Jiro and Kyouko continued to get dragged into Sensei and Eiko's fight.}

{Maid cafe.}

(Handwritten- You're already 25? That's sorta....old. Now the cutie beside you is a different story.)
(Handwritten- Welcome.)

(Handwritten- Akuno-kun, lets go drinking!)

(Handwritten- I'm under age!)

{However finding Eiko a job is taking it's toll on them....}

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{A week later.}

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)

Kyouko: Somehow while stopping sister from going wild, I ended up getting a job...!!

(Sfx- Poroporoporo dripdripdrip)

Jiro: If I have to endure one more of Sensei's bear hugs....and don't even get me started on the breath...!! Shizuka and the other girls hate me, as well as Sensei's fans!

Kyouko: Aren't you getting all kinds of fringe benefits by hanging out with Sensei?! I'm getting jack squat over here!

Jiro: Imbecile! I've had thumb tacks stuck in my shoes because of these incidents!! This is borderline bullying abuse!

Kyouko: That IS scary.

Is it better for sister to just stay unemployed?

(Sfx- Doyooon drooop)

Jiro: I'm beginning to wonder that myself.

Eiko: Today's the final day!!

(Sfx- Zah sfft)

Kyouko: Oneechan?!

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Eiko: I have to get a job by any means today!

Even if it means becoming a mafia hitman!!

Both: What?!

(Sfx- Dodododododo dooooooooom)

Kyouko: Take it down a few notches, Oneechan?!

Jiro: Stop her please, Kyouko~!!

Yukai: Look at Senpai, she's acting so strangely...

But I don't think I can stop her...

(Handwritten- Are you planning to get in my way?)

Yukari: Besides, she's the one at fault! Not me....

Kyouko: You've already lost,

So why not just apologize to Kyosato-sensei?!

Jiro: Th—that's right! No one wants to work for the yakuza!!

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Eiko: I'm gonna do this at full throttle!!

(Sfx- Zahhh sssht)

Eiko: That's my policy!!

I'll show you all that I can pull this off!!

(Sfx- Dodododododo tmtmtmtm)

Jiro: Sister!!

Eiko: Oneechan!!

{You're not good at talking to people?}

{Then why not let me start the conversation with you?}

{See, I wanna be friends with you.}

{And I'm gonna do it at full throttle!}

{Senpai....!}

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Yazkua: Ya lookin down on the Yakuza, lady?
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

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Baldy: Learn yer place, fools!

Eiko: YOU LEARN YOUR PLACE!!

Yakuza: UNGH?!

(Sfx- Mekooo thokk)

Eiko: Is looking down on people that much fun?! EEEH?!

(Sfx- Doka WHOK)

(Sfx- Gashaaaya craaaaaaash)

Jiro: Calm yourself sister!

Kyouko: The Yakuza guys are running away!

(Sfx- Doh DOOOM)

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(Sfx- Dobo dobo wibble wobble)

(Sfx- Hah gasp)

Eiko: Kyosato...

Fine! Fine! I get it, I lost!

I'll bow!

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Yukari: You're just too cool, Senpai!

You're always going to be so...so...you! Senpai...

And for that, you have my eternal respect!

Eiko: Even if I'm unemployed?

Yukari: Yup!

(Sfx- Paaaah fwaaaah)
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Eiko: Uahahahah! Yup, I sure am the coolest right?

Let's go get a drink Kyosato! On your dime of course.

Yukari: Of course!

Jiro: I have no idea as to what just happened....

But I am SO glad they're friends again.

(Sfx- Gutteeh dmph)

Kyouko: I couldn't agree more.

{And so, despite taking damage of their own, Jiro and Kyouko's hell finally came to an end.}

{The moral of the story? Don't drink too much!}

Eiko: OH YEAH?! I BET I CAN FIND A BOYFRIEND IN 3 DAYS!!

Both: STOPPIT!!

(Sfx- Kahhh ROAAAR)

(Side text- These two are the best of friends!! Until they get to drinking..!!)

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 40.