Gintama 369

Bad brats indeed. I'd say good kids don't do this at home, but good kids are as easy to find as Shogakukan raws on Hashdb.



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GINTAMA

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GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 369: Bad brats party hearty.

(Side text- One hit thrust!!)

Shinsengumi: Vi--

Vice Captain!!

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Hijikata: You know..

As a decoration, you don't look half bad.

It's like you're a dirty rose.

You guys....

Only really bloom on a battle field.

Sasaki: Heheh...

You're quite a shocking man, Hijikata-san.

Are you doing this bring this case to a close? Or to ensure the safety of the civilians?

No....this is purely motivated by self interests.

All you appear to be interested in is...

Saving my insipid little brother.

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Sasaki: I suppose it's because you are the....

insipid one of the Hijikata family...

It is not our job as the police to wash aside the sins of others...

It's to judge those sins.

Perhaps you're just not the type of person who can pass judgment on another's sins.

It's important for one who judges criminals to be very prepared for the possibility that they may have to shoulder the weight of making a mistake.

There isn't anyone here that we or anyone else can save.

You too should understand that you have no right to save anyone as well.

Cogwheels have no other duty than to spin.

You can't stop this....

Because time is up, Hijikata-san.

(Sfx- Waaaaaaaaah)

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Mimawarigumi: KILL THEM ALL!!

LEAVE NO MEN STANDING! ANNIHALATE THEM ALL!

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Eminem: D---DAMMIT!!

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Eminem: If this is how it's gonna be, you're gonna bite it with me!

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Sasaki: Uwoaaaaaaaaah!!

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Hijikata(?): TETSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

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(Sfx- Bururu veeeen)

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Sasaki: Hello? Sabu-chan here~

You deserve top honors for leading the Mimawarigumi here.

Thanks to you, our surprise attack went without a hitch.

???: So my job here is done?

Sasaki: It is. We'll handle things from here.

(Sfx- Zath dssh)

???: Gotcha...

Well...

(Sfx- Gurari whop)

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Gintoki: It's cool if I do what I want then, right?

Hijikata: Y---

You?!

Sasaki: Splendid. A double cross is it?

I suppose I should take you off my text friends list then.

(Sfx- Bata bata bata fwap fwap fwap)

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(Sfx- Doooon dooom)

Sasaki: I have no intention of keeping you in my address book after all.

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Gintoki: I figured you'd do something like that.


{That asswipe is trying to get me through the Mimawarigumi's ranks...its the only reason he'd do something like this.}

{The thing is, we won't be able to run to the exit above without becoming like the patriots and killing everyone here.}

Gintoki: Well, hold up.

It ain't like I'm gonna join the Shinsengumi or anything like that.

I mean, c'mon man. It's obvious I ain't cut out to hang with the po-po.

You po-po are all the same....whether you're wearing black or white, and I ain't getting' mixed up in it.

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Gintoki: But you baragaki or whatever leading the two top brass police forces in edo are really sickening.

Between useless popo that can't even save their family members....

And skill less popo that can't save anyone...

I can't really say I want to join up with either one of you.

And I also can't stand the thought of teaming up with these juniors runnin about either.

If you guys can't save anyone...

Then I guess I'll embrace being a criminal and step up to the plate.

Hey Demonic vice captain, step right up.

Imma start with you.

If you think you can take the head of the mighty Shiroyasha....

Then go ahead and give it a shot.

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Hijikata: Heh...

Hahahaah...

Aahahahah!

Sasaki, looks like....

A really rotten gear has gotten mixed into this...

Stop it.

This bastard...

Can't be defeated by anyone other...

Than the country's greatest baragaki.

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Gintoki: It sure is easy to manipulate a brat like you.

You gonna beat me with your back all bent out of shape?

If I start running wild, I might end up killin' that hostage of theirs. You okay with that?

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Hijikata: Kill him then.

If you're gonna kill him, go for it.

But I can't allow those snot nosed brats behind me to be killed, even if you off me.

At the same time, that brat over there can't die either. I guess he's important to me too.

Or maybe....just what's important to us is just really different.

Up until now, I've always thought if one or two brats gets killed it's not gonna change anything.

I was that kind of tight fisted guy.

It wasn't like I was hoping or begging for forgiveness.

Nor was I out to give penance to anyone either.

I ain't out to judge people's sins either.

Though as a group, if we can't judge or sweep aside a sin...

What the hell can we do? Is there anything?

I realize I can stop someone from going down the wrong path like you have.

I can take the errors of your ways and stop him from that path....straighten him out and show him the path of the sword.

I could be the sort of understanding guy he needs...

Maybe I can't save anyone, but I ain't giving up on 'em either.

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Hijikata: Bad brats....

If they're abandoned, it's the end for them.

So if you still wanna off him,

go 'head.

Badass brat.

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Hijikata: WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO ACTUALLY KILL HIM BIIIIIIIIITCH?!

Gintoki: THE GUY STANDING RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF ME!!

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Sasaki: No..

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Yamazaki: Vice captiannnnnn!!!

I've reclaimed the hostage!!!

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Kondo: Good work enduring all of this!

But now, there's no need to hold back!!

Time to run buck wild!!

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Kondo: BARAGAKI!!!
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Sasaki: It was a bluff!!

They don't matter!

Just fire upon the patrio---

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???: Ch—Chief!!

I can't see in front of us!

Worse yet, the fumes from the explosion are making visibility even more of a problem!

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???: Gyahhhhh!!

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???: Dammit! They're using the explosive fumes to hide....!

Eminem: Sweet!

With the popo fightin' each other, we can get the hell up out of here!

Thug: Where are we runnin' to?! Thanks to the smoke, I can't see a thing!!

There's a hole! The explosion blew a hole through the floor! Let's book it dudes!

Thug: Uooooooh!!

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Okita: First man...

dooooown.

(Sfx- Dogoooo thud)

Okita: And Twoooo

and Threeeee....

now fouuuur~

(Sfx- Doka doka thudd thudd)

Eminem: WAAAAAAAAAIT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?! IT'S LIKE A S AND M BATTING CAGE DOWN THERE! THAT GUY'S ONE HELL OF ASADIST AND HE'S TOTALLY AT BAT!!

Thug: More like, what the hell is an S and M batting cage?!

Nobume: Taah~

Taah~

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Eminem: The freak?! I thought it was bad on that side, but this chick is playing ping pong with people!! What the hell kind of competition are they having?! Is this some sort of sadistic meetup?!

Dude: The stairs! There ain't any Mimawarigumi there!

Let's hit it!

???: And oooone~

Yamazaki: And twoooo~~

And threee~

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Eminem: WAAAAAAAAAIT!! THIS DUDE IS RUNNING AN ANPAN FATORY?! GO BACK!! RUN UP THE RAILING BACK TO THE SURFACE!!

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Kondo: And oneee~

And twoooo~

And threee~

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Eminem: THIS ISN'T ANY GOOOD EITHER!! WHY THE HELL IS THE GORILLA SLIDING UP AND DOWN THAT POLE?!

More like he's discovered a whole new sensation between his legs! He looks like he's having a great time!!

What are we going to do?! There's no where to run!!

Sasaki: Shoot them.

Units: But we can't tell the difference between friend and foe like this!

Sasaki: That does not matter. Treat anything that moves as a target.

Unit: I can see a black uniform!! Fire!

W—wait!!

Over here, and over there...

They're all Shinsengumi...

They've already all been defeated...

Sasaki: Anyone moving?

Unit: There doesn't seem to be...wait!

There's one guy! He's an ally!

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Unit: Hijika---

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Unit: Holy crap! It's a hand grenade! Retreat! Hurry! Hurry!

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Unit: UWAAAH!!!

We have to evacuate quickly!! Quick, where's the parachute?!

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(Side text- Conclusion!!!)

GINTAMA LESSON 369...................END.