Anagle Mole 4

New Anagle! Hopefully 5 will be out before the weekend is over. Other than Gintama, don't expect anything out in a timely matter next week. Both of my jobs really amp it up around Christmas time....(all the more reason why I hate it and it's sister Valentimes time.)

Thank you.





Mailman: Kusanagi-san the mail is here~

Chiwa: Why thank you!

(Sfx- Dodododododo rmmmmmmm)

(Sfx- Dorururururu veeeeeen)

(Sfx- Tariarariaroo deedledeedle)

(Sfx- Parash wap)

(Side text- The 4th chapter of Fukuchi Tsubasa's new serial!)

Seijurou: Welcome back Chiwa. Did any letters come?

(Sfx- Zah wfft)

Chiwa: Eh?

Um...no! No!

Just a bunch of junk mail.

Seijurou: Is that so? Well can I leave you to water the pants then?

ANAGLE MOLE.

Chiwa: O—okay!

(Note- To Chiwa-chan, I see that you dawdled on your way to school today huh? Well that's fine! Because I'll always be watching over you. See you tomorrow!! From yours truly.)

(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)

002

{Majin}

{A human like organism that lives deep within the recesses of the earth.}

{They are under the belief that humans are 'ferociously strong monsters',}

{But the truth is that their power far exceeds that of any human being.}

{Bahamut}

{Luchiru's partner.}

{As of right now it doesn't seem that he has any particular use.}

{Luchiru}

{He is a majin that came from underground in order to discover the humans weakness.}

{He is fundamentally a coward.}

(Side text- A passionate response!! The misunderstanding spy action comedy!!)

ANAGLE MOLE
FUKUCHI TSUBASA
4th Space: Tailing.

003

Luchiru: So goooood!!

What is this food?!

It's friggin' amazing!!!

(Sfx- Daaaaah fwaaaaaaaah)

(Handwritten- Awesome.)

Seijurou: Buahahahah!!

Aint it somthin' Luchi my boy?

Our Tamagoyaki's secret recipe fries up a general article!!

When your taste buds wrap themselves around this tamagoyaki you'll never be able to mistake it for anything else!!

(Sfx- Kiraaaan spaaarkle)

Seijurou: Today's Chiwa's special recipie!

Eat up Luchi my boy!

Luchiru: Nmmgh!

(Sfx- Gah gah gah chomp chomp chomp)

Luchiru: You damned humans...!!

Taking something this amazing and only cooking it for yourself?!

004

(Sfx- Gah gah gah chomp chomp chomp)

Kyousuke: What's special about this?

I mean, seriously. If you want sweets, just adding a bit of sugar to this is fine by me.

Right? Makoto.

(Handwritten- Eh? I like it like this though.)

Chiwa: W—whats that?! You have a problem with my tamagoyaki?!

Kyousuke: More importantly, one of those came again..

Y'know, the love letters from your 'stalking bastard'.

I can tell, cause it's only when you get one of those letters that you make this bland-ass tamagoyaki.

Seijurou: Chiwa?! You have a stalker?!

(Handwritten- I never heard that!!)

(Sfx-Bubahh fwaaa)

Chiwa: It's fine, okay?!

Okay, so I got a weird letter or two, or three.

But I'm sure it's no biggie! Just a prank or something!

(Handwritten- I'm fine! I'm sure it'll all fade away soon-ish.)

005

Luchiru: Um...

What are you guys talking about? What's a 'stalker'?

(Handwritten- Never heard of one before.)

(Sfx- Mogu moku chew chew)

(Handwritten- What, seriously? You don't know?)

Seijurou: A stalker is a person who's too weird and has excess affection that they can't convey properly, so what they do instead is to follow a person around!

Despite the how uncomfortable this makes the other person feels! They do this all for their own self gratification!!

That's the kind of person a stalker is!

Towako: You know Dad, your affection towards Makoto could be seen as a bit eccentric.

Makoto: Granpa, are you stalking me?

Seijurou: Eh?!

Luchiru: 'Affection'?

What's that?

(Sfx- Mogu mogu chew chw)

Chiwa: What?

(Sfx- Shiiin huuuuuuush)

006

Luchiru: P—Psych!

I totally know what A—Affection is! Just kidding!!

Chiwa: Geez, you surprised me!!

Seijurou: Tell me about it boyo. Being a foreginer is one thing, but even if you ain't from this country you gotta know what affection is!!

(Sfx- Wahahahaah)

Luchiru: Ehehe.....

{The next day.}

Chiwa: I'm off!

(Sfx- chun chun tweet tweet)

Towako(?) Have a good day, hon~

Luchiru: Okay, so I completed the first mission and 'planted the seed'!!

(Sfx- koso sftt)

Luchiru: Now I can collect the information from their bodies using the 'chip' and it's recording feature!
Chiwa: I wonder what I should make as a side dish for dinner?

Luchiru: Until I finish that, my mission hasn't ended!!

{I have to stick around until the recording has copied all of their information...}

{That'll take a few days....all of which I can use to research the humans mysterious ecology...their way of life!}

007

Luchiru: For now, my first piece of research will be to discover the truth of that word....'affection'!!!

If I'm to find a weakness for those ferociously strong humans, That word has to hide something....it's the perfect place to start!!

{It's been said countless times by now, but it is actually the majin who are ferociously strong.}

Luchiru: For today I'll follow the mark known as 'Chiwa' to find out more about this 'affection' thing!!

(Handwritten- Although she nearly found out who I was....)

(Handwritten- Good morning!)

(Handwritten- Mornin' Chiwa-chan.)

{For this mission to succeed...}

{I can't use the majinagram!!}

(Handwritten- I know right?)

(Handwritten- Huh?)

Luchiru: No...

It's more like I can't be SEEN using the majinagram.

So far at least those humans are still in the dark.

(Sfx- Bushi bushi bushi bushi shsshishsihishiii)

(Handwritten- Cause I gotta be able to use it if the time comes!!)

Bahamut: Puga puga?

008

Dude: Don't worry Chiwa-tan...
Imma make sure to watch over you reaaaal good today.

To ensure that your days pass by peacefully....

Ooh, you're so precious today too....

Chiwa-tan..

I'm here 24/7 for you.

(Sfx- Gogogogoggogogogogo rmmmmmmmmble)

Dude: Heheheheeh....

Luchiru: What are you doing?

Dude: Heheheheeh....

Luchiru: What's so funny?

009

Dude: Shut up or i'll kill you!

(Sfx- Gashii grnnnd)

Luchiru: Byaaaaahhh!!!

(Handwritten- Please stop!!)

Dude: What?!

You live in the same house as Chiwa-tan?!

Luchiru: Yeah?

Bahamut: Puga.

Dude: You bastard....that's one of the 'seven deadly sins'....!!

Hah

Hah

Hah

Dude: You and my Chiwa-tan are living in the same house?!

Luchiru: Simmer, dude simmer! I'm 'Homestaying' there!!
Dude: Listen up brat...you see that girl there?

(Handwritten- Ahahah.)

Luchiru: You mean Chiwa, right? So what?

Dude: She's my waifu.

010

Dude: YOU GET IT?!

Luchiru: Yeah!!!

(Handwritten- Not really...)

{It all started started a month ago.}

Dude: She suddenly talked to me!!!

{I'm hoping to become a pro artist see, so I was doing some training on the side of the street by doing face portraits.}

{But because I'm so handsome, I intimidate others to a point of being unable to approach me. I had no luck with customers whatsoever because of this affliction...}

People: What the hell?

Is it some sort of religion?

{I don't know how many days I sat waiting and nary a person came to even acknowlege my presence, much less talk to me.}

{I want to stop this, my ass hurts...}

{Are the thoughts that ran through my mind....}

Dude: My ass hurts...

???: Um...

011

Chiwa: Can I have one please?

The cheapest one, though!

(Handwritten- Here's 100 yen!)

{Then an angel descended.}

Dude: And I...

Became her stalker.

(Sfx- Zubaaan thffft)

(Handwritten- Puga puga puga)

(Sfx- Hiso hiso hiso whisper whisper whisper)

Luchiru: Th---this guy..

He's a stalker?!!?

(Sfx- Gogogoggo rmmmmnmble)

{Seems like they understand.}

012

Luchiru: I've got it...

This guy has to know for sure!!

(Sfx- Zuhh wfft)

Dude: What are you doing?

Luchiru: My name is Luchiru...

(Sfx- Gogogoggogogo rmmmmble)

Luchiru: Tell me what 'affection' is...!!!!

Dude: Affection is knowing everything there is to know about your partner...!!!

To that end I have watched over her every single day!!

013

Dude: I know what she likes to eat, what she likes to do and what she's anxious about!

I know everything about her BECAUSE I am her stalker!! This is my duty!!

Luchiru: Oooh!!

(Handwritten- I get it!)
Bahamut: Puga puga!!

(Sfx- Hiso hiso whisper whisper)

Luchiru: Yeah...

Seems like this guy really knows what he's talking about. We were right to tail him!

It's just like that old guy said...

A stalker is a person with excess affecton!!!

Which means...

Dude: Oooh..you're adorable when you drink water Chiwa-tan...

Hah hah...

Luchiru: He's a professional when it comes to affection!!

{No. He isn't at all.}

Luchiru: If I tail this guy around, I'll finally find out the truth behind 'affection'!!

Hm?

(Handwritten- Shah shah shah wff wff wff)

Luchiru: Hey what's that?

Dude: Shhh!

014

Dude: I'm trying to sketch Chiwa-tan here!

Luchiru: Awesome!

Dude: Most stalkers are rude idiots who callously take pictures of their charge...

But that is a crime of observation!

(Sfx- Shabababa shababab swfft shfft)

Dude: But I'm different from them!!

Chiwa: Ow!

(Sfx- Don bam)
(Sfx- Basha bloosh)

Dude: Ah!!!

Look out Chiwa-tan!

Luchiru: That was fast?!

(Handwritten- Less than an instant even!?)

015

(Sfx- Gogogogogog rmmmmble)

Dude: You rude idiot!!!

(Sfx- Wana wana wana tremble tremble tremble)

(Handwritten- But Chiwa-tan being doused by water makes a good picture...!!)

(Sfx- Hahh)

(Handwritten- Are you okay?)

(Handwritten- Just fine~!!)

(Sfx- Kosooh sfft)

Luchiru: Whoa you're pretty awesome buddy...

I've never seen anyone draw this well under---I mean in my country.

(Handwritten- Humans really are amazing...)

Dude: H—hmph....

Anyone can draw a person like him.

(Sfx- puii wfft)

Dude: Eh, whatever.

Well I'd like to draw other pictures...so I think we should move this lecture to my studio apartment...will you be coming?

This is a business card...

Luchiru: Ooh!

Let me see it!

Bahamut: Pugah!

Dude: All right! Now I shall tell you everything there is to know about 'affection'!!

Try not to wet yourself in surprise!!

(Sfx- Zahhh wfft)

Luichiru: Yeah!

Bahamut: Puga!

016

Dude: Let us revere the PET bottle Chiwa-chan throws into the trash can!!

(Handwritten- Thank the heavens~)

(Sfx- Doooon)

(Handwritten- Thank the heavens?)

Dude: Only third rate stalkers take personal items and scurry on home!!

We have to walk in the same range as Chiwa-tan, in order to keep watch on her!

(Sfx- Zaan ddoom)

Dude: This is considered a stalker's date!!

You must remove all targets and allow her safe passage!!

(Handwritten- Run away now Chiwa-tan!)

Dude: Chiwa-tan's path must be cleared of all obstacles!! Wounds will not be forgivable!!

(Sfx- Baaan)

(Sfx- Nyan meow?)

Dude: We have to support Chiwa-tan from the shadows!

(Sfx- Dan tmp)

Dude: Long live Chiwa-tan!!

(Handwritten- Yeah yeah!!)
Dude: We have to hurry and press the button for her to cross the street!

The red lite is a big no no!!

Dude: Run run!!

Don't worry about anything, just run!

(Sfx- Gyuun Hsfft)

017

(Sfx- Kan kon kin kon ding dong ding dong)

Dude: Good, Chiwa-chan managed to make it to the school without incident.

At least for now, the first half of our mission is complete.

(Handwritten- Good luck with your studies, Chiwa-an~)

Luchiru: After all this we're only at a check point?!

But thanks to this guy I’m finally getting a grasp on 'affection!'

(Handwritten- Heheheh...foolish humans...!!)

{Its just your imagination.}

018

Dude: More importantly, did you notice something Luchiru?

Luchiru: What?

Dude: At the front gate, look...there's a guy..

He's been following Chiwa-tan all day today.

Luchiru: What?

Dude: I, and I alone am the only one who can tail Chiwa-tan. How dare he follow her without permission!

(Sfx- Gogogogoggo rmmmmmble)

Luchiru: You're pretty amazing...

(Handwritten- Are you actually a spy?)

Dude: He's probably only beginning his decent into piracy...

But it appears I need to teach him a little lesson!!

(Sfx- Kuwaahh roaaar)

019

Dude: You at leas have to be 15 meters behind Chiwa-tan!

More like, you're never EVER supposed to interfere with her life!!

Just standing right outside of the gate, you're not supposed to be that flashy!!

(Sfx- Koso koso- sneak sneak)

(Handwritten- Close)

(Handwritten- K yah!)

Dude: He's supposed to be a stalker like me, yet he fails so hardcore! Does he have no shame?!

{Stalking is still a crime.}

Luchiru: I see...so this 'affection' thing is actually really annoying isn't it?

Well wait, wouldn't be easier to send a letter to the person you're planning to stalk or something?

Dude: Letter?

Wait, it's obvious that I can't do that!

If a stalker calls out a stalker, only bad things can come of it!

Luchiru: Huh?

Dude: I'm not going to let this one get away!!

Luchiru: Ah!

(Sfx Zusaaaah sfffft)

Dude: Hey you!!

Don't you DARE fratenize with MY Chiwa-tan!!

If you don't understand that much, maybe I'll beat some manners into you!

020
???: So you finally came out huh?

(Sfx- pasa wfft)

Dude: Eh?

Wh—who the hell are you?!

Luchiru: Eh?!

Kyousuke: Thanks to you...

I've had to eat crappy tamagoyaki every day!! That alone, despite everything else needs an ass whuping.

Luchiru: Why is he here?!

Th—his is bad...!!

I won't be able to find out the truth of 'affection' with someone like him around!!

But if I get caught, my spy mission is done for!!

(Side text- Trouble is born for our Majin!! You don't want to miss the next issue!

TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 51.