Boku to Majo no Jikan 4

Done. Enjoy your December edition of Boku to majo no jikan. Expect another before January is out. Remember kiddies, one Jikan per month~ Just like the Jump SQ raws.



(Top text- A center color page to celebrate the series's popularity!!)

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN.

(Side text- The eagerly anticipated JC volume 1 hits stores on September 2nd (Friday!!)

4th hour: Shrinker

ARAKAWA SHIN

002

(Handwritten- Lunch time~)

(Handwritten- Coming through!)

Dude: Awww seriously moooom!? Why do your bentous have to suck so hard?!

Naitou: Between marketing, or lunch, which do you want?

Enji: Hey.

Susutake, Naitou-kun, I hate to butt in but...

Mari: My name is Mizuta.

I'd like to be your friends.

Susutake: ..A...A...GIRL?!

A girl is actually introducing herself to me?!

I've been at this school for a year and a half, and this is the first time a girl's talked to me!!

I'm becoming a stud?!

(Sfx- Uooooooohhh)

(Handwritten- Ignored)

Enji: All right, let's start with introductions.

Mari: O—okay, sure.

Enji: All right Naitou-kun...

Naitou: Yeah.

003
Enji: This is my buddy Naito-kun.

He's what we like to call a innocent pervert.

Naitou: You're an F cup right?

{Naitou-kun// Current status: Pervert.}

Mari: Our first contact with each other, and it's sexual harassment?!

Enji: See when we first started school, girls would be falsely charmed by his cute face.

All it takes is one conversation for them to realize that he's a guy who's filled with toilet humor and perverted one liners. Most of the time, they don't come back after that, poor things.

Naitou: Tsudzuri-kun, It's not toilet humor but astute observations. For example did you know XXXXXX is actually XXXXX?

Enji: Don't worry though, most of the crap that spews from his mouth is -fortunately for us censored by current regulations.

If you don't want to be driven mad, you should note that one thing, ok?

004

Enji: Right...and that guy is...

Um...

What's your name again?

Susutake: I'm Susutake! Susutake dammit!

How could you possibly forget me?!

{Susutake Hiromi// Has a paper thin existence.}

Susutake: We've been pals since kindergarten!!

Are you seriously trying to tell me you forgot?! That's harsh man!!

Too ha---

Enji: He's the sort who talks too much. So try not to start any conversations with him.

Mari: 'Kay.

Susutake: Mizuta-chan!! You're not supposed to agree with him!

Enji: Sorry, but I don't really have any other friends to introduce...

They're all guys too, so it must suck for you.

Mari: That's absolutely fine!

Even Shizuka-chan had all guys for friends.

Naitou: Really? All guys?!

Enji: Shut the hell up Naitou.

(TN- Probably a reference to Doraemon's Shizuka.)

005

Mari: So that means...it would look something like this...

(Handwritten- At least that's what I feel.)

{Shizuka//Jaian//Suneo//Nobita.}

Enji: So Susutake gets left out...

(TN- Yeah, that confirms it's Doraemon.)

Susutake: Hey, what are you guys talking about? I want in~~

Enji: Don't worry. You're just going to try and control Mizuta soonish anyway right?

Susutake: Dude, no fair. You can't just have Mizuta-chan to yourself.

You know even I.....wait!

Oh! Naito-kun! Show Mizuta-chan 'that'! You know, 'that' thing!!

Naitou: 'That'? Oh, right.

(Sfx- Jiii zzzzp)

Susutake: NOT 'THAT' IDIOT!! PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!

Naitou: Oh you mean 'thaat'. I gotcha.

Here, Tsudzuri-kun, you can see it too.

It's this photo text I have.

006
Enji: This is...

Mari: Could it be...

Enji: Hey Hakuu?

007

Hakuu: Oh~

You completely dodged it. Good work.

Enji: You keep throwing crap at me every day. I'd eventually learn to avoid it wouldn't I?!

(Handwritten- At the beginning.)

Hakuu: Though at the beginning, you were bleeding rivers. I hafta say it was hilarious.

Mari: I really don't want to work here...

Hakuu: So why'd you two come here?

008

Enji: It may be a bit hard to understand...

But it seems to be a tadpole in the school's pool.

Hakuu: The school's pool?

Susutake: There have been rumors that there's a monster in the pool of the school.

So the two of us snuck in to have a look once night.

And then we saw it! A 50 cm long tadpole!

Is it awesome, or is it awesome?

009

Enji: So my friends ended up taking this picture of it.

It was dark and stuff, but they claim the thing was moving.

Without a doubt, this has to be 'cris' right?

Mari: Um...about that..

Tsudzuri-kun is it okay to talk about this in the cafe?
Enji: Hm?

Oh that, nah it's cool...i mean no one here is a 'normie' anyway.

Mari: Eh?

Then these people are...

010

{I was told this from the beginning...}

{The people who come to this cafe are generally 'consumers from the underground'....}

{Who undergo all kinds of underhanded work. This is the place they gather it seems.}

{Although if you just were to look at them you'd never think that.}

{Although I get the feeling that one with the unique aura belonging to 'cris' is here....}

Old guy: Ah? A unique aura you say?

(Handwritten- Oh great, he reads minds?)

Hakuu: It's hard to ascertain anything from a picture.

But judging from it's size, I can say that 'Cris' is a possibility.

Enji: I knew it!

Hakuu: And? Why'd you bring this to my attention?

Enji: I figured you'd want to investigate it or something? Considering it's right in the pool at school..

011

Hakuu: Wha?

Hell no.

No one's going to pay me to investigate something like that.

I thought you understood 'Cris' better than that.

Don't come here with leads that'll put us in the red if we investigate them.

If you wanna look into it, do it on your own dime.

???: Why did you lie to them?
012

Old guy: After all, investigating 'Cris' is your job isn't it?

Are you sure you should be leaving it in the hands of those children?

Hakuu: It's an experiment.

Old guy: Experiment?

Hakuu: Enji has been doing work for the underground for about a month now. I guess I want to see how he'll fare on his own.

It's most interesting to consider just how far those kids will go....

Am I right?

Old guy: There goes your bad habit again...

013

{Rokushou academy outdoor pool. AMO: 51}

Mari: Wow...

It's really quite dirty isn't it?

Enji: No one uses it until the summer, but I never thought it'd get this bad.

Is this Cris's doing?

Mari: A—Are you sure we can do this on our own?

Enji: Not like we have a choice.

014

Enji: Even if Hakuu isn't going to make a move, we have to investigate matters involving Cris.

If something happens it'll spell big trouble for the school.

Mari: That's right...

Even saying that, the school certainly is scary at night..

Enji: That's Cris's MO. They act at a time where no one is around.

Mari: I really hope a ghost doesn't come out or anything like that..

Enji: Don't say stuff like that, please.

015

Mari: D—did you hear footsteps just now?

(Sfx- Gyuuuuh grnnnd)

Enji: I dunno. And quit that, your chest is rubbing into me.

Mari: S—see! There it is again!!

(Sfx- Gyuuuu grnnnnd)

Enji: I said stop doing that! My heart is beginning to reace!!

Susutake: Huh?

Tsudzuri?

Enji: Why the hell are you guys here?!

016

Susutake: We came here to capture the huge tadpole in the pond, obviously.

More like, what are YOU two doing here?

LIKE OMGGGGGG YOU TWO ARE TOTALLY DOING WHAT A GUY AND GIRL WOULD DO WHEN THEY SNEAK INTO A SCHOOL AT NIGHT!?

NAITOU-KUN THIS IS TOTALLY.....!!

Naitou: YEAH!

WITHOUT A DOUBT THEY'RE GOING TO XXXXXXXXXX RIGHT HERE!!

017

Enji: Wha...

YOU ASSHEADS ARE TOTALLY WRONG!

Mari: He's right! Moreover two guys coming to the school late at night should be more XXXX than us right?!

Susutake: W--

Wait a minute Mizuta-chan!! We aren't here to have a gay old time, so don't say things like that!
Naitou: Right! Besides Susutake-kun is totally not my type!

Susutake: Um...Naitou? Are you saying your perverted one liners aren't limited to women?!

Naitou: It's always a good idea to have balanced defenses, right?

Susutake: When'd you become Mr. Ironsides?!

018

Mari: Tsudzuri-kun, I don't think it's good that they know we're here.

Enji: Yeah. If they find out why we're here it'd be bad news.

I kinda feel bad about doing this to them...

But it might be good to use memory erasures.

{Good bye...}

{Memories!!}

(Bottom text- Just hitting them would only knock them out, hence the other dirty work.)

019

Mari: Maybe you overdid it a little bit, Tsudzuri-kun?

Enji: Back at 'cha. I mean...what was the point of blowing their pants off? I totally don't get it.

Mari: My hand slipped....

Even with that though...

Enji: What's up? You'd think you woulda already had your fill of crotches...

Mari: Well..

I just don't understand why you're so confident in yours Tsudzuri-kun.

Enji: Um...

Say what?

020

(Sfx- Bannn fwfft)

021
{T—That huge frog...}

{Ate them?!}

Frog: Ribiiiiiitt!!

022

Enji: That huge thing that Susutake and Naitou saw must have been this guy!

Something that huge has to be related to the Cris, without a doubt!

Mari: Um, Tsudzuri-kun, I can um...kind of see something floating in the water...

Enji: B—Bones?!

They look sorta like cats...?!

Holy crap this is really bad!

023

Enji: I think he...

Has us on the menu too!!

Mari: Kyahh!!

Ugh...

(Sfx- Nychaa oooze)

Mari: What is this?! Its so...slimy!!

024

Enji: Are you okay, Mizuta?!

Mari: Yes...it appears that this is only it's drool...

Enji: That's good to hear.

But how do we save Naitou-kun and the other guy?

I guess we'll have to smack him hard enough that he spits them up?

Mari: I've always been really bad with frogs...

Enji: Huh?
Mari: I'd want to eat bugs and tree roots, but those frogs would always beat me to it...

(Sfx-Nicha nicha ooze ooze)

Enji: Wh...

Hold on?! You have a beef with them over food?! That's actually really scary!! Are you okay Mizuta?!

Mari: That's why this...

This kind of..

This oozy liquid....

Take it and get out of here!!

025

Mari: Compression!!

(Sfx- Beko crunch)

Mari: Either leave quietly or take this!!

Explode!!

026

Mari: I--

I'm sorry I just was so flustered...

(Handwritten- I messed up.)

(Sfx- Ufufuffu)

Enji: Meh, it's all good. I've kinda gotten used to my uniform destroyed to a point that it doesn't even bother me.

Mari: Could it be that I’m a 'Cris' too?

I..I've been wondering that myself....

{That's right...although Mizuta has these powers...}

{She's still an ordinary girl that lives an ordinary life.}

{I've been working for Hakuu for about a month, so being exposed to this kind of thing..}

{Has slowly become the norm for me.}

027

Enji: Mizuta, use my phone to call Hakuu.

Mari: Wah~

Enji: Until she comes, I'll figure out something on my own.

028

Enji: It's no good again...

This frog is hard as hell!!

Hey Mizuta!

Any luck getting in contact with Hakuu?!

029

(Sfx- Gacha clack)

Mari: Ah! Hello, is it you Hakuu-san?!

Phone: Shit~~

Click!

Bzzzt bzzt.

Mari: It's no good...no matter how many times I try to call her, the phone just says something nasty and then cuts off.

Enji: That damn witch....

Mari: How are things on your end, Tsudzuri-kun?!

Enji: I feel sorry for this thing...it sucks I have to kick it's ass. But we need to save those two.

I thought I could just hit it until it faints, but that's not happening.

But no matter how much I hit the thing, I can't even tell if it feels it, much less if it wants to faint.

Mari: I see...

Enji: There's only one thing to say in a situation like this...

Mari: Hm?

Enji: I wanna go home.

Mari: Please don't say incredibly pathetic things like that!

030

Mari: You have to save your friends lives don't you?! Please don't give up!

Enji: I mean...they'll come out the back end of the frog eventually right?

Mari: To what extent do you belittle friendship?!

Hakuu: Man, there really isn't any hope for you guys...

Mari: Hakuu-san!!

You really came?!

Hakuu: I wouldn't say I 'came' or anything....

Since I was watching from the start!

Enji: WERE YOU WAITING FOR AN INVITATION TO SAVE US?!

Mari: I'm so sorry Hakuu-san...I wasn't useful in the least!

I felt like I was becoming a Cris myself...

031

Hakuu: That's a chytrid frog...

It's an amphibian that causes a lethal disease known as 'fungal frog sickness'. It's evolved this trait to become rather potent.

At this size, the 'fungal sickness' could be enough to destroy whole species of amphibions. For this reason it's considered a 'cris'.

Normally it doesn't fear people..

But I guess you two got the poor guy riled up and excited.

Mari: What should we do?

Hakuu: This medicine I have should knock it right out.

After that it should be easy to save the two who were eaten.
Mari: Okay then, use the medicine...

Hakuu: Nope.

032

Hakuu: After all, Enji should be able to come up with something on his own.

Enji: If we don't do something we're in deep crap you know.

Hakuu: Fine...I guess I'll use my strongest weapon.

(Sfx- Gori grip)

Enji: Wha?

Hakuu: It looks like this is just a single pin...

But in truth it was used by the legendary King Arthur...

Enji: It's totally just a pin isn't it?

Hakuu: Che..

You're no fun.

Mari: Hakuu-san, please you have to save them!

We have to do something while our friends are still alive!

Hakuu: Even if you cry, there's not a lot I can do.

I can give you some advice though...

033

Hakuu: Ok..

Are you listening Enji?

{Why the heck...}

{Did you get captured?!}

Mari: Ah..

Tsudzuri-kun?!

You have to slip out somehow!! Hakuu-san is going to give us some advice...
034

Enji: It's fine...I'm just so tired...

Mari: HE'S COMPLETELY GIVEN UP?!

Hakuu: What, are you saying that i'll have to be responsible for your departed soul?

You're really that kind of ball-less coward?

Enji: Even if you say that kind of crap...

I'm already on the tip of this guy's tongue~

Guh..

I can't gather any strength!

At this rate I'm going to be eaten!

Wait...

Could it be...?

035

(Sfx- Gokun gulp)

Mari: It---

It really ate Tsudzuri-kun!!

Hakuu: No...

Is it just me or did that guy get eaten on purpose?

{It's as if...}

Hakuu: I knew it...!

036

Hakuu: He plans to attack from the inside...

I suppose that makes sense if the outer part of it's body is impervious to damage. Still he's one reckless kid.

037

Enji: U—ugh...nasty...

So wait, you're saying nothing would have happened to my friends?

Hakuu: Well..they might have had issues if they were in there for a whole day....but since they're out now they should be fine.

Mari: Thank goodness.

Hakuu: More like, you did a good job getting out of there, huh?

Enji: To be honest, I wasn't even completely sure It'd work. I just decided to bet on a hunch.

Enji: In the worst case scenario, I’d just get a nice tour of it's anus I guess.

Mari: It seems to me that today has had one too many toilet jokes....literally.

038

Enji: Well..

I think it's come to the point where we have to ask ourselves how a hugeass cris got here in the school's pool in the first place.

{Currently under the effects of a tranquilizer.}

Hakuu: Right...

{A chytrid frog prefers an area where it is in complete control...}

{So there's no feesable reason for it to appear in a school pool.}

{Moreover it's size...}

{It's more than twice what it should be.}

{This is clearly an artificial creation...}

(Sfx- Uzo uzozozo creepcreepcrep)

039

Enji: Hakuu, something just came out of the frog's mouth...

(Sfx- Bichaaa bloorsh)

040

Enji: Hakuu, what the hell was that just now? More like, what did you do?!
{A parasitic bug...}

{I knew it...this occurrence...}

{It's the handiwork of that ridiculous mad scientist....}

Hakuu: Now lets leave the cleanup to Kuro....and head on home, 'kay?

Enji: Huh?

041

Enji: Um...what did you just do to that black thingy?

Hakuu: Nothing major. Let's go.

Enji: But...

Hakuu: You have to go to school today, right?

{It seems I have the perfect enemy to have this kid test his skills against....}

Susutake: Huh...

Why am I at a place like this...

AND DUDE WHERE ARE MY PANTS?!

BOKU TO MAJO NO JIKAN ….....CONTINUED IN ISSUE 10 (Out September 3rd.)