Gintama 391

Fingers are amazing things. From drawing this chapter, translating this chapter, and dragging the shogunate as we know it to hell, most things start with fingers. Yup. Badass little digits they are.



Guard: St—STOP THEM!!

WALL THEM IN!!

(Side text- Now to the battlefield!!)

Guard: We can't let these brigands get any closer to ue-sa---

(Sfx- GOH THOOM)

(Sfx- DOGOGOHH CRRASSH)

Gintoki: TOO THIIIIN!!!

GINTAMA
Lesson 391: Five fingers.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

Gintoki: You shit bags are thinner than

Saga** original!!

(TN- Sagami original is a brand of condom.)

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Gintoki: Thin bastards like you...

Still think you're the elite samurai guard of the shoguuuuuun!?

Guards: They can't be stooooped!!!

There are no blind spots up front,

the right,

the left...

or behind us!!

They're just a group of five brigands...

But it's like being blasted by a gigantic gale force bullet!!

003

(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmble)

Guards: Outta the waaaaaaaaay!!!
We're going to fill them full of firey lead!!

Shoot 'em dead!!

(Sfx- Gagoooon thoooom)

Guards: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!

(Sfx- Gagagah blamblamblam)

(Sfx- Zugagagagaga ddshshshshh)

Guards: FIREEEEEEEEE!!!

(Sfx- Gagagagagaga dshshshsshshh)

Guard: HIT THEM WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!!

(Sfx- Hyannnn swfffft)

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Guard: They're coming from the sides!!

(Sfx-Gagagagaga dssddsssh)

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(Sfx- Gagoooooon THOOOOM)

(Sfx- Dooooon BOOOM)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

Guards: Ready the second battalion!!

ERADICATE THEM!!!

(Sfx- Dooooon THOOOM)

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(Sfx- Gaszaaah ssffft)

(Sfx- Gagoooh thooom)

(Handwritten- Ngahhhhhh!!)

(Sfx- Dooooon foooooom)
Guards: N---

Next battalion! Hurry up and fireeeee!!

(Sfx- Gahh fwap)

(Sfx- Zugaaah tooomp)

(Sfx- Zuboooh fmoomp)

Guard: W—wait!!

Our ally!!

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(Sfx- Dooouh THOOMP)

(Sfx- Kuaaahhh ROAAAR)

Shinpachi: No fair Kagura-chan!! Why is it you only treat me this way?!

Guards: O—oh shit...

They've stolen the cannon!!

UWAHHH!!

(Sfx- Dooooon FOOOM)

Gintoki: Looks like we've finally made it to the Shougun-sama's place...

Kagura: Aiyah, there does not seem to be an inter phone...

Gintoki: Damn. Well no helpin' it. Point it there.

Guards: WAAAAAAIT!!

A—Anywhere but there! Stop it at once!!

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Gintoki: Hey Shogun-samaaa~

Why don't you Come out and plaaaaaaaaaaay?

(Sfx-Gan kick)

(Sfx- Doon fooom)
(Sfx- Dokaaaan BOOOM)

(Sfx- Zuzunnn ddssssh)

(Sfx- Para para clatte clatter)

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(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)

(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)

Gintoki: Sorry to keep you waiting...

Shogun-sama.

(Sfx- Zath sfft)

010

Gintoki: Yoshiwara's Number one delivery daiyuu...

Prostitute Suzuran is on stage.

Too late to call up another girl.

So wash your dirty ass....

Cause tonight..

You won't be sleeping.

011

Sadasada: I've lived a long life.

In all of history never have I heard or seen a hostile take over of the Tokugawa family crest.

You really have tarnished our name in mud by doing this.

Even the heavens themselves....

won't be able to get you a pardon for the atrocity you've committed here.

Nobume: I would say you're the one who's committed an atrocity.

The deeds you've committed up until now will not be allowed by I; the vice captain of the mimawarigumi- Imai Nobume.

Tokugawa Sadasada, for instigating the serial bakfu statesmen assasinations, I place you under arrest.

Sadasada: I'm truly baffled by what you're saying....what does one lone mutt hope to do?

Moreover if it comes to law....aren't I the judge?

Since it is I who controls this country...

by logical conclusion there is no precedent or law that I can be judged against.

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Tsukuyo: If the laws of tha surface ain't enough...

Then we'll use tha ones under ground instead.

Because of you a woman's tears and a man's blood...

have both streamed into Yoshiwara.

Even if yer forgiven by tha heavens...

I the shinigami daiyuu...

The law of Yoshiwara won't give ya no forgiveness.

Now let that man; Maizou go.

Where ya hidin' him?

Ya better start talkin...

(Sfx- Jakiii shiink)

Tsukuyo: Where is he!?

(Sfx- Hyagaaahhh Sffffffft)

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(Sfx- Shann clack)

(Sfx- Pakiiin crackle)

???: A calamity from heaven descends...

You would be those who betray the brilliance of heaven, no?

When one is faced with nothing but disaster...
This too is nothing more than the fate and judgment of the heavens.

Our blade is the voice of heaven's splendor...

And simply put the apocalypse for the lot of you.

(Sfx- Zaaaan dooom)

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???: We are the messengers from heaven....Yatagarasu.

The Tenshou sect, Naraku.

Nobume: Oboro....

(TN- The definition of the word is 'hazy, dim or faint' though as a noun it means 'minced meat'. Gulp)

Nobume: He's the leader of the Tenshou sect, and the strongest man within Naraku.

To think that man like him would appear here...

Sadasada: As I am the shogun I am the ruler on high....the judge.

As commoners who struggle upon the ground YOU are judged.

That is the simple truth of the world.

The most you all can do is..

To stare up at heaven and await your judgment.

But..

There's no need to lament..

Heaven doesn't exclusively hand out catastrophe after all.

(Sfx- Doshaaah thuud)

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Sadasada: Blessings can come from heaven too.

I believe you were looking for..

This man, were you not?

Shinpachi: Ji--

Jiiisaaaaaaaan!!!

Sadasada: You all charged through here for the purpose of having Suzuran meet this man.

(Sfx- Biriii shiver)

Sadasada: I'm not sure if you'll be able to make it to Yoshiwara before he expires..

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Sadasada: Though you are welcome to try and take him there.

(Sfx- Hyoi wifft)

(Sfx- Dosaaah thuuud)

Sadasada: Though without his hands...his fingers...

I believe he'll find it difficult to hold the woman he loves.

All this because he wouldn't just cut his belly like I ordered.

Not once, but twice has he betrayed my trust of him.

This is the fate of those who dare to defy the heavens.

Now he is most fitting of a hairless worm...armless, and struggling on the earth.

(Sfx- Hohohoho)

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(Sfx- Gakiiiiin CLANNNG)

(Sfx- Shagaaahh Sffft)

(Sfx- Doooh slishsh)

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(Sfx- Dogoooh THOOOM)

(Sfx- Gogaashahhhh CRASSSSH)

GINTAMA LESSON 391............END.

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Gintoki: Hey..

If it's a promise made on fingers you need...

I've got 'em.

The five fingers that'll drag your bitch ass from heaven to hell...

Are all right here.

(Side text- There is no escape!!)