Majimoji Rurumo 3

So no one has translated this in like 4 years. Since I have a strong sense of justice, and no sense of time or decency, I decided to correct this travesty forthwith.



So basically, I read Makai hen and pretty much loved it. I can't give a frequency to how often I'll do this, but I will do my best, which as you all know is meaningless.

{Everyone’s got that one time when they were a kid and brought home an animal just for their parents to get mad and rag on ‘em right?}

{For me, that happened lots of times.}

{I’d pick up any dirty four-legged thing that crossed my path when I was a kid…I just couldn’t leave ‘em alone.}

{And I’d put ‘em back in tears when the ‘rents said no.}

{Still in middle school it was the same ol’ story every single time. When I got into high school,}

{I thought I had cooled off a little but…}

092

093

3rd Spell: Secret room.

094
(Sfx- Hichin click)

095
Shibaki: Dowaaah!! Don’t just stroll in here all casual like!!
The goal here is NOT to be seen!! Did you see how I snuck in just now?
Read the atmosphere!!
Rurumo: Atmosphere?
Shibaki: If they see you it’s big trouble okay?
My little bro and mom are here!!
Mom: Oh! Welcome back Kouta!
You sure are lively.
{Waah!!}
Shibaki: YUP! I’M HOOOME!

096
Mom: What was that horn just now?
Shibaki: It’s a punishment game!
See, walking home with a horn like object on your back is the new punishment game fad at school.

097
Mom: Oh. I see. Get changed and come down for dinner.
{That was so scaaaaary! Crap! What was with her eyes just now?!}
Shibaki: Ah. Anyways if you’re seen it’d be a pain in the ass for me….
So just stay here and live quietly.
Chiro: Yanno, the park was more open like, yeah?
This place is just a hot mess.
Shibaki: You got a problem?!
Chiro: I’m starvin’.
Shibaki: I’ll get you something later!
Rurumo: Is it because we’re from the witches clan?
Shibaki: Yeah….something like that.
In all honestly the world usually doesn’t look too fondly of people living with witches.
But there’s another little thing at play here….

098
{It was a thing that happened…oh about a month ago….}
Shibaki: Mom, The ‘Three piece working Samurai’ is starting.
Kitaouji Kinya’s gonna be on.
Mom: Oh,
Really?
Ah, this drama always gets my blood racing…I love it!
By the way Kouta…
I heard lately that girls have been kidnapped and being held captive…
That wouldn’t be your doing would it?
Shibaki: Huh? No way!
Why the heck are you asking that now?!
Mom: Haaaah…
Shibaki: What’s with that huge sigh of relief!?
You actually doubted me?!
Mom: Well the people in the neighborhood…
Shibaki: Wait, what?! Dude, seriously? The people in the neighborhood have been spreading rumors about me?!
Mom: B—but if you are involved in something like that you’ll tell your mother straightaway right?
(Handwritten- You’re too close.)
Mom: When it happens.
(Handwritten- I got it, okay?)

099
Mom: That way I can kill you and then myself…
Shibaki: DOOOOAHHH!! YOUR EYES ARE SCARING ME MOOOOM!
That’s the sorta Mom I have.
Shibaki: Before now I’d bring home countless stray animals but I’d have to let ‘em go..
I wanna keep him! He looks so sad!
Mom: That’s fine…
But I can’t guarantee his safety while you’re at school.
Shibaki: Eeeeh?!
Those eyes….I can’t tell what she’s thinking when she looks at me like that.
Chiro: Yer Mom is straight outta the occult.
Rurumo: What’s the occult?
Chiro: No need to worry though.

100
Chiro: Cause Rurumo’s got a memory manipulating magic known as ‘Arubel’
All we’s gotta do is use a ticket and then everyone’ll think shes your ‘little sister’!!
(Handwritten- Oh? So you have a little sister?)
(Handwritten- Rurumo is my little sister!)
Shibaki: Aren’t those tickets sort of essential to me not dying?!
We keep using them one by one and my life’ll be over before long!
I swear to ya, I’m not using another one after this!
Chiro: It’s already gone down a lot though.
Rurumo: What do you mean life?
Shibaki: No need to worry though. It’s only at night that this set up is a problem.
During daytime hours, Mom has her part time job.
Dad works at a company..
And my little bro is in Elementary school.
If you’ve gotta head out then use this tree as your exit.

101
Shibaki: Don’t worry about a thing!!
Just believe in me! I’ve got things handled!!
I’m in the middle of a gaming session….
So I’ll just take this upstairs and finish.
Chiro: This ain’t bad but…
Shibaki: You guys were that hungry?!
Rurumo: What’s this?

102
Shibaki: Tonight’s gonna be sorta cold so I’ll take this.
{Don’t wake up! Please don’t wake up!}
???: Puwaaaaahhhhhh..
Shibaki: You idiot! Don’t be so friggin’ loud Chiro!!

103
Rurumo: Ah.
Shibaki: DOWAAAH!
S—Sorrry!!
And now I’m yelling…

104
Mom: Kouta…
Shibaki: L—long time no see…
Mom: I’ve got tea. Let me bring it in..
Shibaki: Nah I’m good. Just leave it there.
Your eyes are freaking me out.
This game is like super awesome so I’m gonna go up.

105
Shibaki: Geez…it’s been three days.
I’ve somehow kept her from being discovered though…
Well, at least during the day they can just chill out without any worries.
Her complexion is looking much better than it did when she was living in a tent.
Students: I get you man..
But you know..
Man, but for reall…did you see the internet news today?
Guy: Y’mean the thing about ‘Nagasawa Mami’s cohabitation?!’
I was beyond shocked bro!
Who’s the lucky bastard huh?!
Grrr…
Shibaki: Huh…
Cohabitation…

106
Shibaki: Right, gotta buy some pudding from the convenience mart on the way home..
WHAT?! COHABITATION!?
Guys: Whoa!
Wh—what?
(Handwritten- What’s with you all of a sudden..)
Shibaki: My bad….i didn’t mean anything by it.
{C—cohabitation?!}
Shibaki: W—wait a second. Just one thing…
How would you guys define cohabitation?
Dude: H—how we’d define it? Um…well…
It’s when a chick and dude who aren’t blood related crash in the same place.
And live together.
Dude2: Yup.
{I….}
{I was so worried about keeping one step ahead of mom that I didn’t even think about that!}
{I hadn’t noticed….}
{That I…}
Shibaki: We’re living in the same room…

107
{So we’re…}
{Cohabitating!!}
Mom: Someone’s back early!
{I didn’t even realize that during these three days I’ve been cohabitating with her!!}
Shibaki: I’m
Back,
Rurumo~

108
{She’s asleep!!}
{You’re supposed to be a witch!! Why do you look so helpless?!}
{Hey! That’s no good Rurumo!}
{You’re defen…}
{Sleeping together without realizing it.}
Shibaki: Whoa!
Her face is so close!
Heeey!! You’re too close!

109
{Aah…so this is cohabitation…}
{Now the room I return home to has a girl in it making it a girl’s room.}
{It’s a happy eccentric miracle….right?}
{My dirty books…}
{And things scattered on my desk all seem to shine…}
{I’m on a higher level….}
{It feels like I could start flying at any moment!}
Rurumo: U..
Unn…
{Am I being too loud…?}
{Rurumo.}

110
{Uuugh…}
{Her face is so small…}
{Her skin is pale…}
{And those long eyelashes…}
{Her lips…}

111
Shibaki: Dyuwaaah! Whaaa?
{Huh?}

112
Mom: I knew…
It.
{OH CRAP SHE SAW US!!}
{MOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!}
{Did I accidently leave the door open!?}
{Ho crap…I have to say something!!}
Shibaki: Huh?
What’s that?
That’s dangerous…
W-wait there’s a reason for this…
Mom!?!

113
Shibaki: Her eyes…she’s serious…
{Debaucherous son killed!}
{I killed him dead.}
Shibaki: W—wait!
Wait! This is a misunderstanding!
Hey! Wake up Rurumo! Waaake up!
Help me explain this situation…why would you be in this room?!
Immediately!!
Rurumo: We met in the park…
And you brought me here…

114
Mom: You monster….
Shibaki: DOWAAAH!!! THE SITUATION SOMEHOW GOT WORSE!!
Guu..
Uuuhh
Uuuhh..
Goddammitall! There’s no helping it!
Erase!! My dear life!
Magic activate!

115
Mom: Ah! Good morning Kouta!
And good morning to you too, Rurumo-chan!
Rurumo: Y—yes..
Mom: Oh dear. I completely forgot that Uncle was raising Kouta’s little sister in New york, and you just flew in yesterday.
Shibaki: What kind of modification is this?
Rurumo: Good morning.
Chiro: I produced it myself!!

116
Shibaki: For frick’s sake…
{And so Rurumo safely became a member of the family and started living with the family.}
Little bro: Good morning sis!
{And Kouta’s mood worsened.}
Mom: Sleep comfortably?
Rurumo: I did.
It’s the first time I’ve had a room of my own.
{Mainly because Rurumo would be using a room different from his own.~}
{Moreover its right next to his parent’s room on the first floor.}
Shibaki: Daaammmitt!! My dream cohabitation!!
Why didn’t I notice what was going on sooner!?
Ahh….Rurumo’s leftover scent…
Chiro: Yer a dumb one.
Shibaki: Shut up and don’t look at me!
3rd spell END.