Hitoribocchi no Chikyuu Shinryaku 26

Still out of season. Happy new years everyone. I'm considering like...TLing a bunch of these in a row so I can catch up to Japanese releases, but some of the later stuff is off-putting with it's difficultly. Enjoy the two per month....for now.

Next installment will be on or around January 15th.




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Chapter 26: The Great athletic meet!

002
Rico: What are you gonna do about that bet with Nagi?
You're gonna take him up on it right?
(Sfx- Pi beep)
(Sfx- Gashaah clatter)
Koichi: I guess so...
Like maybe I'll have him treat me to...
This one through this one.
Rico: Eeeeeh?!

003
Rico: J—Just buying one can a day is hard enough....don't you think that's over doing it...?
Koichi: Hmm...
Then how about from here....
To here!
Rico: Hieeeeeee!!
(Handwritten- Just stoooooop iiiittt!!)
(Sfx- Pushuhh)
Koichi: It's been a while since Nagi and I competed against each other...it's actually sorta rare.
Though I guess in reality it's because he's so frail that we usually keep the peace.
Nozomi: Hirose-kuuun.

004
Nozomi: Have you decided what event you'll take on in the athletics festival?
Koichi: Yeah. I'll do the obstacle course race.
Nozomi: Oh? So you'll be together with Ayla then.
Koichi: What about you Senpai?
Nozomi: The 200 metere dash and the opposition relay.
Koichi: Whoa, that's pretty impressive!!
Nozomi: Everyone in class was quite frenzied about it for some reason...
(Handwritten- This is how it was during the culture festival...)
Ayla: The executive committee memembers are can do types of girls...it's why I got roped into these ridiculous requests too....
(Handwritten Nagi- The girls in 2-6 are passionate!)
Koichi: The obstacle course race is crazy fun though. Especially the part where you clear the goal.
(Handwritten- I'm anticipating it.)
Ayla: Hmm? Is that so?
Nozomi: Ah, hey! Let's eat a lunch box that that day too.
Koichi: Hm? Sure I guess...
But a lunch box?

005
Nozomi: Yeah...I'm not so great at cooking but I thought i'd give it a try...
Ayla: Hmm? You can't cook?
Nozomi: What's with that? Can you Ayla?
Ayla: I...
Ca--
Nozomi: You don't look like you can at all.
Oh....you can?
(Handwritten- Oh my you can't?)
(Handwritten- Obviously. I knew it.)

006
Ayla: I can at least make a lunch box!! Lunch right? I can pull that off easy!
Koichi: She's got a difficult personality....
Including Rico, there are five of us huh....well I would help but really the ones who'd have to bring it are Grandpa and the others.
Nozomi: Ryuu-niisan and your grandfather are coming too?
Ayla: Your family is coming to watch too?!
Koichi: Y—yes. Grandpa likes these sort of events...
Whoa. I wonder if that's weird now that I'm a high school student?
(Handwritten- For my family to come...)
Nozomi: Of course it isn't.
(Sfx- Awawawa)

007
Nozomi: I've been practicing making a lunch box but it hasn't been going well..
I wonder if I'll be able to make one for other people?
(Sfx- Hmmm)
Nozomi: Do you think you could taste some that day Hirose-kun?
Koichi: Sure.
More like...
{Senpai...cooking?}
Koichi: That's right...that bus is connected to a normal apartment isn't it?
Nozomi: I wonder why it's not going well though?
Maybe I'm using the wrong seasoning?
Before I thought to put salt into the miso....
Koichi: Misoo?!
(Handwritten- And salt?)
Koichi: Gee I wonder too...

008
{I have a bad feeling about this...}

009

010
???: Nice work Nagi! You're pretty friggin' awesome!

011
Koichi: I had no idea that you were that fast!
But don't push yourself okay? If you collapse we'll have to stop the challenge mid-way.
Nagi: Yeah. I gotcha.
By the way..
What's with your outfit?
Koichi: Yeah..
Koga: This is a full costume.
Nagi: Buahahahaahahah!!
Guy: What manner of creature is this? A new species?
Koichi: Stop it!! It's just that kind of event.
Girl: This is the obstacle course race right?
Koga: The Principle's wife is a dressmaker, and every year she gives us costumes as a gift it seems.

012
Ayla: What is this?!
Why do I have to wear this?!
(Handwritten- It's hot!)
(Handwritten- I made an excellent choice in costume for you!)
Girl: Just as I thought! It totally suits you Ayla-chan!!
Nozomi: It totally does.
Koichi: You're a cat Ayla-san? That totally fits you.
(Handwritten- You kinda look like a ninja.)
Koichi: We're on different blocks but do your be--
Eeeh...?!

013
Nagi: Ahahaahaha!!
Burnt toast: The guy's costumes have a lot of oddities huh....?
(Handwritten- Koga-san made some good selections...)
???: Now to clear the rope crawling event...
Ayla: Th—that's...
Girl: Bobbing for candy.
You have to thrust your face into that?

014
(Handwritten- Ahahahaah! Do your best!)
Burnt toast: Koichi's in third.
(Handwritten- Do your best!)
Koichi: Nah, he's gonna pull a major upset in the end. Just you watch.
???: Ah I see.
Koichi: I did it!! Ayla-san, do your best!!
Ayla: If I run from this, the Mashefski name will be disgraced...
I'm gambling with my family's honor....
T--

015
Ayla: THEN LETS DO THIS DAMMIT!!

016
Koichi: Awesome work! What flavor was the candy by the way?
Ayla: Grape.

017
Koichi: She won by an overwhelming margin...
(Handwritten- Though I know why...)
Burnt toast: Is she a goddess...?
Koga: Senpai is amazing..I wish I could get her in the track and field club...
(Handwritten- You're awesome Ootori-saaan~)
(Sign- Blue//Red//White)

018
Announcer: It is time for the afternoon break.
Girl: Red team is so strong!!
Girl2: They're gonna run off with the championship if this keeps up huh?
Ayla: Championship...!
Ryuu: Hey! Over here!
We came with lots!
Grandpa(?): Which one of you guys will win this bout?
Nagi(?): It's been a good fight so far! Right now we're tied!
As is we probably won't know who won until the results of the last game are out.

019
Koichi: What is our final event anyway?
Nagi: Oh! Tasty!
You really inherited gramps's taste huh?
(Handwritten- I made it with him.)
Koichi: Yup. Thanks.
Nozomi: Ayla...
Ayla: What? Why are you looking at me like that...
Nozomi: That's no fair! You said you'd make your own lunchbox! You promised!!
(Handwritten- You liar!!)
Ayla: Stop talking in that creepy way!!

020
Ayla: I didn't break the promise! I made these on my own!
Jii just...gave me a hand here and there is all...
Nozomi: Oooh?
So then there has to be at least one of these things here you made yourself right? Which is it?
Ayla: There is one! Hey! Don't just take one without permission!
Jii: Would you all like some too?
(Handwritten- There's still some left.)
Ayla: And you don't just hand them out without permission!
Jii: Oh? I was under the impression that you wanted them to eat some...
Ayla: Please don't do unnecessary things!
Nagi: Ooh. These are crazy good.
Grandpa: Hmm...what is this?
(Handwritten- These aren't too bad.)
(Handwritten- Just give 'em a shot old man.)
Ryuu: Which one should I have...hows this one?

021
Ayla: Not that one!!
Ryuu: Eh?
(Sfx- Aaaaaaaah....)
Ryuu: Ah...it's really good.
The shape could use some work but it's tasty!
Nozomi: What should I do...I don't have confidence in mine...

022
Nozomi: Hirose-kun's and Ayla's are so good after all...
Koichi: What are you saying? I'm sure yours is tasty too senpai.
Nozomi: You'll really eat it?
Koichi: Yup!
It's the only way to prove if it's tasty or not right?
Nozomi: Yeah...
What if instead of using salt I used mirin and other things instead?
Koichi: Other things...?
Yeah....
Did she mix together a bunch of haphazard ingredients in there...?!
Nozomi: Yeah...maybe you shouldn't.

023
Koichi: Se...
Senpai...
Nozomi: Hirose-kun...
Koichi: It was...
awesome.
Nozomi: Aaaaaah!! Hirose-kuuuun!!
Nagi: Shoulda taken it easy eatin' that stuff Koichi~

024
Nagi: Seems like a lot of the events have been done...
Burnt toast: It's afternoon...so it's finally time for that...
Uooooooh!!! I'm burning uuuuuuuuup!!!
Nagi: Sugawara...you're so hot it burns man.
Well, I guess I'm a little excited too...
Ahhh ladies, you're looking so gallant there...it's incredible.
Yupstillburnttoast: THAT'S WHAT'S GOT YOU EXCITED?

025
Ayla: Hey Nozomi...
It's falling again. Quit slacking off and do your part.
Nozomi: Y—y—yeaah.
Yeah...
Guy: Uwaaah!!

026
Guy: I—It's 2-6's victory...
Burnt toast: A—aweesome...
In one instant they were able to pull their opponents a whopping three meteres over!!

027
Ayla: You know...
This is a althetics meet for humans right?
What's the deal with you casually using your full strength?! Are you trying to kill people?
Nozomi: S—sorry..
Ah! Next up is the boys's cavalry battle! Hirose-kun and the others will be in it!
Ayla: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!

028

029
Ryuu: Nagi said he'd be participating...but will he really be okay?
Grandpa: Well there is a doctor nearby if needed but...
Ryuu: He's far too laid back..
Announcer: The boys Calvary battle will be a round robin that takes place in the third block.
If your headband is taken, and the knight should fall from his horse to the ground then the horse in that situation will rendered unable to battle.
To seize victory, one's opponents must render all of the enemy knight's horses unable to battle.
The first battle will be white block vs red block.

030
Dude: Hyuuu
Nagi: Koichi! Don't think you'll beat me by just running around!
Koichi: B—but theres no way I stand a chance against the third years! They're all tough!!
Burnt toast: Nagi, lets attack 'em!
Nagi: Yeah.

031
Ayla: Uwah...
So much dust from the sand...
And sweat...
I don't want to get any closer than this...
Announcer: The white team wins!!
Girl: Ootori-san is a member of our red team!
Lets cheer them on!
Nozomi: With Hirose-kun there, I know they can win! He's amazing!
Girl: Those twins are still alive there!
(Handwritten- They sure are tough!)
Someone: It's because Hirose-kun's run away tactics are pro class...

032
Announcer: The second match is the red team vs the blue team!
Nozomi: It's pretty interesting...
The matches have been unexpectedly quick.
Ayla: Really?
Announcer: And now the match to decide the ranking!
The third match!
Ayla: This is....hmm what should I call it...
“Filthy”? No, that's not quite it.
Ah that's it...
“Savage”.

033
Ayla: Just savage.

034
Nagi: Four people...
We can still do this!
Burnt toast: Yeah man! We'll survive this as long as we stay on the offensive!

035
Nagi: Here's guy number five!
Burnt toast: Nagi! Over there!!

036
???: That's the last one?
Defeat their leader!
Match seeet!!
Koichi: Huh?
Nagi: It's all over Koichi.
I win!!