Gintama 530

Not a whole lot happened. Never thought I'd be okay with this considering the roller coaster the last....half a year has been.



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(Side text- The bitter enemies face each other..!!)
GINTAMA

002
Elizabeth: It seems you're prepared.
Hijikata: I can say for sure...
That I'm prepared to...
Cross swords with you patriots.
As the Shinsengumi and Patriots....
We might be able to join forces,
(Sfx- Zathhh sffft)
Hijikata: But there's no way that we can forget the emnity we've had for each other up until now.
(Sfx- Zaathhh Sffft)

003
(Sfx- Shuuura ssshhhh)
Hijikata: As long as there are patriots like you...
And Shinsengumi like us...
It is our fate to do battle.
In short this battle on a united front...
Will be the finale that decides it all.
Even if we are able to rescue Kondo-san and get out of this alive...
The Shinsengumi will fade from this world once and for all.
And once you guys join forces with us, neither side can go back to what we once were.
Not just the country but the patriots too will be our enemies.
In short us Shinsengumi and Patriot...
Will go into battle...offering a mutual requiem.
There's no need to remember our standings and our grudges anymore.
As long you all are patriots, you can keep swinging that sword around until we've been crushed.

004
(Sfx- Kiiiin clang)
Hijikata: We too until the very end...
As the Shinsengumi will swing these blades.
And if in this new era....
We idiots end up meeting each other again...
That time lets trade drinks...
And not swords.

005
Hijikata: Together with our commanders.
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 530: Shogun and Villainous patriot.
(Sfx- Oooooooo roaaaaar)
???: We'll die.
If we keep this sorta thing up then everyone...
Toshi and your buddies will all die meaningless deaths.
Even if it's for me I can't....
Katsura: No one is going to die.

006
Katsura: How do I know this? Simple.
The Shinsengumi that we patriots have struggled against are stubborn and tough.
You should know as well Kondo...
That the patriots that you have scorched many times are resilent.
We both know it well...
The Shinsengumi and the Patriots...
If we were to join hands then whether it's the country or anything else we have nothing to fear.
Kondo...even if our positions are different...
I believe our wish to fight for the sake of this country is the same.
???: Gimmie a break.
There's a guy who said that sorta thing before.
Just like you Katsura.

007
Matsudaira: For pete's sake. What's going on in the world...
The greatest Shogun under the heavens and the greatest villainy....
Both of 'em saying the same things...
Both of you are crazy really...
(Handwritten- Pops...)
Matsudaira: To have made a man's promise with someone insane.
Shigeshige: Katsura...
Next time we meet I'm not sure who's neck will remain attached...
Katsura: Yes I know...
Whomever is left will spearhead a new world.
I have no objection to that.

008
Matsudaira: Hmph.
Maybe neither of you are crazy.
Katsura...
Give me some of that drug of yours.
Kondo: P—Pops!!
Matsudaira: We're out of luck working for an insane lord...
And if we want revenge against an insane Shogun...
We gotta be insane ourselves or it'll never work.
And now that the country is surrounded by enemies...
We can't go crying about enemies this and allies that.
For the chance to smoke one more cig...
I'd put my feet up with Satan or the Buddha themselves.

009
Katsura: So that lord had vassals like this huh?
I understand. If that's the case let us go together.
That man's former enemies....and former allies....
Will now go to the place that man dreamt about.
To the dawn of this country!!

010
(Sfx- Zusahaaaah dddddsh)
Kondo: KATSURAAAAAAH!?

011
Kondo: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU FORCEFULLY CAME IN HERE TO SAVE SOMEONE AND NOW YOU'VE GONE INTO A CATATONIC STATE BY YOURSELF!!
Matsudaira: Heeey!! What are we going to do?! We still haven't quite gotten to the part where we escape, so wake his ass up!!
Kondo: Wake him up?! How do you wake up a person who's catatonic?!
Heeeey Zuraaaaah!
Wake up!! Are you almost dead or really dead?!
(Handwritten- Not Zura, but Katsura.)
Kondo: WHY THE HELL IS HE LEAVING A DYING MESSAGE TYPE THING?!
Matsudaira: You idiot!! How the hell do you expect him to come out of a catatonic state with that halfassed means of waking him up?!
You gotta wake him up with the intent to kill!!
(Sfx- Goooohhh thoooom)
Kondo: AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE ACTUALLY DIES?!
Matsudaira: See? He's awake. Now he's soaking the rocks in the floor so we can escape. Looks like he can be useful after all.
Kondo: He's not being useful at all! In fact he'll never be useful to anyone again!!

012
(Sfx- Zazazaaahh doooom)
Kondo: This is bad...the guards!!
What'll we do if they see what's going on here, pops?!
Matsudaira: No helping it! We'll just have to play dead too!!
Kondo: Eeeh?!
Matsudaira: Dealing with this is the same whether it's an encounter with a bear in the forest or a Gorilla in a cage!!
Kondo: I've never heard of that!! And I'm the only Gorilla here!!
That's not going to fool anyone!! Hey Pops!!
(Sfx- Zatsuhhh Sffft)
(Handwritten- Not a Gorilla, but a Gorilla, Gorilla, Gorilla.)

013
(Sfx- Chiraah peee)

014
(Sfx- Basasaaah fwaaap)
(Sfx- Kaah kaah)
Oboro: Mukuro....still your killing intent.
I thought you had parted from them at one point..
But it seems you still serve the heavens as I do.
Nobume: I have no intention of serving them again.

015
Oboro: You say that but your benefactor seems to think differently.
He works toward making victims for the new government one after another.
The Tendoshuu are quite pleased with this.
The only ones left are Matsudaira and Kondo huh?
We thought by using their heads as bait we could bring the other rebels out in the open but..
It seems a big fish got mixed in with the school.
If their opponents fall behind then...
There's a good chance the bait will get eaten along with the arm that offers it.
Do not forget the Yatagarasu's teachings.
When a crow who carries death drops a feather....
It has already fled.

016
(Sfx- Dogooohh thooom)
(Sfx- Garuuhh shffft)
{This guy...}
{He's not just some guard!!}
(Sfx- Gohhh thoook)
(Sfx- Gaashaaan cllaaaang)

017
{Kondo.}
{Even if our positions are different...}
{I believe our wish to fight for the sake of this country...}
{Is the same.}

018
(Sfx- Goohhh thooom)
Matsudaira: KONDOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Sfx- Goshaaaaah thoooom)

019
(Sfx- Gtsuhh ggraabb)
(Sfx- Doooon toooom)
(Sfx- Peh spit)
Katsura: With this...
Both I....and you...
Have died once.
Now we've been reborn as nether enemy or ally.
(Sfx- Doths dotshh thud thud)
Kondo: Keh! Whatever.
(Side text- And now the jailbreak!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 530................END.