Saike Once Again 17

And now time slipping back to Saike. I've got so many translations to do for so many people. Maybe I should find a lake and jump in with the hopes I'll return to a point before I made so many promises...



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Saike: Hizu you've nyow....
Your face!
SAIKE ONCE AGAIN.
(Side text- Hizu drank the tea, and now his body is acting strangely...1!)
(Sfx- Shururururu shrriiiink)
Saike: N—now it's your body...
It's shrinking...
(Sfx- Shun shun shun sffsff sff)
(Sfx- Basaaah Fwapp*)
Saike: Hizu's nyow....
No...

002
(Upper text- Volume one and two are in fine form in stores everywhere!!)
Saike: He's just...
“Meow”!!
(Handwritten- Of course he'd be a slanted eyed cat!)
(Sfx- Kaah fwaaaah)
SAIKE ONCE AGAIN.
FUKUCHI TSUBASA
Take 17: Cat Country 2

003
Saike: You're just a...
“meow” now!!!
Eiji: Meow mew meow? (Why'd you say it twice?)
Mew? (Huh?)
Meoooown? (What's with this paw...)
Eji: Meow?
(Sfx- Pashihhh slap)
Eiji: Meowyow? (My voice?)
(Sfx- Dodododdoodo)
(Sfx- Dododododododo)

004
Eiji: Meowmeow. (Well, whatever.)
(Sfx- Goroon flop)
(Sfx- Dooon)
Saike: WHATEVER MY FOOT!
(Handwritten- I get the feeling that's what you said!)
Eiji: Meowmeow (I guess so.)
(Handwritten- What do I do?)
Saike: Hizu-kun became a cat?!
(Handwritten- Why...?)
Dude: I have a special “power” you see...
And that is...
“The power to turn humans who drink my tea into cats”.

005
{Humans who drink the tea...?!}
(Sfx- Bashi slap)
(Sfx- Bashi fwap)
{Scottish Fold tea and American short hair tea?}
{Those are the only two I can make.}
{The cats in this shop are all Scots and Americans and nothing else.}
{I wonder why?}
Saike: N—no way...
The cats in this shop are....!!
Dude: I said it before didn't I...?
Eiji: Mumph.
Dude: The cats here are “special”.
(Sfx- Dodododododo)

006
Dude: That's right...that cat there, and this one here...
All of them were formerly “customers” who came to my cafe!!
(Sfx- Hahahahahahah)
Dude: And now every single one of them who ingested my tea have become Scots and Amerihairs!!

007
Dude: And that includes this customer you brought with you~
(Sfx- Futsh futsh hiss hiss)
(Sfx- Jita bata shfft)
Saike: Hizu-kun!!!
Don't screw around with meyow!
What is your meowtive for doing this?!
Ah!!
Dude: Heheheheh...
If it's a motive then I only have one!
It's to turn Japan into a “Cats Country!!”

008
Dude: Japanese people have it so hard don't they?!
It becomes difficult for them to even live if they don't have the proper social disposition!
(Sfx- Shururururruruu shfffffft)
Saike: Guh..
Guguhhh...
Dude: But cats on the other hand...
They don't betray others! They don't lie to others!
They have bliss!!
bliss!!
bliss!!!
How about it everyone? You're enjoying being “cats” aren't you?
Freed from the shackles of society and able to live in bliss!!
You've already all but forgotten the time where you were human haven't you?!

009
Saike: That is because of meyour power.
They don't have consciousness anymore meow.
It's because you forced them to drink meyour tea right, meow?
That kindnya happiness...
(Sfx- Tashihh pat)
Saike: Is no different than tyranny.
I will set you right.
And correct that warped justice of yours.

010
Saike: Why meyow you ask?
Because I am a hero –meow!!
(Sfx- Doooooon oooooom)
Dude: Heh.
You're a kitty who spouts pointless things huh?
But as a cat what can you possibly set straight, hmmm?

011
Saike: There is a way!!
(Sfx- Dahhh dash)
{I just have to get to the “pond”...!!}
{If I can do that I'll return to 7 this morning..}
{The time where I was still human!!}
(Sfx- Bakaaaaah thonk)
(Sfx- Bechaah dshh)
{Huh?}
{Huh?!}
(Sfx- Kari kari kari clawclawclaw)
(Sfx- Fuhh hsss)
(Sfx- Fuuh hss)
(Sfx- Kamigami bite bite)
Dude: Oh? Running away are we?

012
Dude: That's impossible...
Since you're just a cat.
{If the door is no good then...!!}
(Sfx- Tatann tmp)
Dude: Ooh, this time the window eh? Good show.
Will you be able to open it? Will you?
(Sfx- Suta suta tap tap)
(Sfx- Kari kari scrtch scritch)
(Sfx- Kari kari scrtch scritch)

013
(Sfx- Choon choon tap tap)
Girl: Oooh lookee!
(Sfx- Kari kari scrthscritch)
Girl: That kitty know how to open that lock!
Girl2: Ahaahah! Go for it! Good luck!
Dude: There's no way that a cat would have the strength to oooopen that.
Too bad, so sad.
(Handwritten- Aww, there he goes.)
(Sfx- Dahh shffft)
Dude: Oh my...
Now where are you of to?
{Dammit...}
{Dammit!!}

014
Hizu: More importantly doesn't that cat look sorta like it's beckoning for something?
Cat: Mew! Mew!!
Saike: I wonder why...maybe it's hungry?
Cat: Mew! Mew!
{That cat back then was trying to warn us of the danger!!}
{If I don't hurry...}
{I'll become a cat through and through!!}
Saike: Isn't there another exit....?!
(Sfx- Jitabata shsfft)
Dude: Play and eat until you're satisfied...
and then when you're tired go to sleep.
That is the way a cat lives.
Just doing whatever it pleases whenever it wants to.
{Dad, look at this!}

015
{I made this today during arts and crafts!}
{A paper mache doll of you Dad!}
{You made this Eiji?}
{Yup!!}
{You didn't allow everyone in class to see you with this did you?}
{Huh?}
{It's rubbish.}
{Do not embarrass me.}
(Sfx- Gashaan crassh)
{I got the silver medal in the essay contest!}
{This time Dad'll praise me for sure!}
(Sfx- Bachihiii smaaack)

016
{Why didn't you get the “Gold”?!}
{And you're supposed to be a member of the Hizu family?!}
{How much money do you think I've had to spend to get you top class piano, violin tutors as well as private teachers?}
{Yet you haven't made satisfactory progress in one damn thing!}
{That's because I don't wanna do any of those things!!}
{For once I wanna do something that I like!!}
{So then what is it you want to do?}
{I haven't thought of it yet, but...!!}
{Denied.}
{You're a member of the Hizu family, or have you forgotten?}

017
{Only third rate people do what it is they want.}
{What you want to do makes not one lick of difference.}
{What I want to do...}
{Doesn't make a difference...?}
{Hey Hizu-kun. You're rich right?}
{Whip out that wallet. It looks like it's weighing you down...I'll help you lighten that load.}
{That's it.}
{What I want to do doesn't make a difference.}

018
{My life is...}
{Pointless...}
Eiji: That's right...it's pointless.
But at long last I found it...
Something I want to do.

019
Eiji: And that's..
To see his final moments.

020
{No matter what you say pops...}
{I'm gonna do what ever the hell I want.}
Saike: Meow!!
Meow!!
(Sfx- Karikari scrtch scrtch)
(Sfx- Karikari scrtch scrtch)
{This is...}
{My life.}
(Side text- Unable to escape to Mogura lake leaves Saike and and Hizu in a desperate situation. Can the two who have become cats find a way out of this situation? Next issue!!)
TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 15 OUT MARCH 11th.