I'm the Main Character of a Harem Manga, but I'm Gay so Every Day is Hell for Me Oneshot : I'm the Main Character of a Harem Manga, but I'm Gay so Every Day is Hell for Me

I want to try and have a life, but I translate too much manga and end up doing nothing ultimately so every day is pointless for me.

BY BDR.



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I'm the protagonist of a Harem manga, but because I'm gay every day is suffering.

{This kind of scene might get the blood of the readers racing, but I'm gay so this doesn't make me happy at all.}
(Side text- The artist of “Boku no Manga” raises the curtain on a new sensation love comedy!!)
{Whenever I turn the corner, I run into something like this. By the way, my name is Yuugiri Touge.}
{And every day is pretty tough.}
Yuugiri: Um...
{Every day...}
Yuugiri: You're kinda heavy, so could you get up?
{Is tough...}

002
(Tsundere VS Yuugiri Touge)
{I'm pretty popular with girls...}
{So popular that it really doesn't make sense...}
Girl: Y—you know I don't like you at all or anything right?!
{I hear lines like this that one can only hear in games and anime on a daily basis.}
{And...}
Yuugiri: Oh, okay.
{I'm basically like “okay”.}
{Since I'm gay,}
{I really don't understand anything more than “oh, okay”.}
Yuugiri: Same here.
I mean...I don't really care for you either.
{I'm gay so Tsunderes have no effect on me.}

003
(Yuugiri Touge who wants girls to hate him.)
{Basically, I pretty much hate...}
Girl: Yuugiri-kun, what are you going to do on your day off?
{Anytime I have to talk to girls.}
Yuugiri: Collecting caterpillars!
So what I do is go to graveyards and dig up the moist ground where they wriggle and slither, and then gather 'em up.
I love to touch their soft bellies...the soft and tender feeling between my fingers is the best!
Sometimes I mess up with the scoop and end up smashing 'em which causes the juices to fly everywhere, but that's kinda fun too.
{Heheh...hows that? Creepy right?}
{You won't wanna hang out with a guy like me right? So hate me..}
{Detest me, woman!!}

004
{Whhhhyy.}
{Why the hell is she making that “So awesome..” face?}
{Its like I answered her question with “Piano” or something...I said, “Gathering caterpillars” dammit, are you all right up there...?!}
Girl: I like caterpillars too!
{Is she serious..}
Girl: Next time you have free time, can I go too?
{This is so creepy...}
Yuugiri: nah, I've got a funeral to go to this week...
Girl: Eh? But you had a funeral to go to last week too, Yuugiri-kun...
Yuugiri: I'm actually cursed so a lot of my family ends up dying often...sorry.

005
(Yuugiri Touge has no peaceful place.)
{My parents are always on overseas trips, so they're never home.}
{I'm often under the same roof with..}
{An unrelated by blood older sister who's good at science and very helpful...}
{And an unrelated by blood selfish and strong willed little sister.}
{Living with them is it's own struggle.}
Little sister: Sis, you're clinging to big brother too much!
Older sister: What's that?! You're doing the same!
{It's like a Romance simulator..}
{A really shitty Romance simulator...}

006
(Cat allergies and Yuugiri Touge.)
Girl: The cat I own gave birth to kittens.
{Takanashi Sakura who's got the reputation of being the cutest girl in the school...}
Yuugiri: Okay? And...?
Sakura: If you'd like, would you like to come to my room and see it...?
{Seems to have a crush on me.}
{Though I could give less than half a shit about that.}
Yuugiri: That's impossible since, I actually hate cats, and have an allergy to them.
(Text here)
Sakura: Eh? That sounds like a norovirus...
Yuugiri: Well...I guess it's an allergy that's basically a norovirus too.
Sakura: I see...then there's no helping it.
Yuugiri: Yup. No helping it at all. Now make like a tree and leaf...
???: Hey Yuugiri!

007
Dude: So the cat at my house had kittens...
You're free after school right? C'mon over and I'll let ya see 'em.
Sakura: Ah, Harui-kun..
Too bad! Yuugiri-kun has a cat aller---
Ngh.
{This guy is Harui Ren.}
{He's one of the few friends I have and...}
{The hottest guy in school.}
Yuugiri: Sure thing.
I friggin' love cats.

008
Sakura: Kyah! Harui-kun's cats are super cute!
Harui: That's Kotaro, and the other is Kojiro.
{Wh..}
{Why the hell did you come too...}
{Read the friggin' atmosphere! I don't get how girls think...}
{Read the atmosphere woman, read it, read it, read it read it...}
{No wait, I have to calm down. Yes the truth is a girl came with me to Harui's room...}
{But there still other events I can look forward to right?}

009
{For example, that Oolong tea that Harui put out...}
Harui: Oh man, I'm out of tea.
Let me get a swig of yours Yuugiri.
Yuugiri: Ah...
{A--}
{A indirect kiss!}
{That's something that could totally happen...!!}
???: Let me get a sip of your oolong tea.
{H—Here it comes!!}

010
Sakura: Oh? We just had..
An indirect kiss~
{This...}
{This is hell...}
{Every day...}
{Is hell..}
Yuugiri: ...I guess.
I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF A HAREM MANGA, BUT I'M GAY SO EVERYDAY IS HELL FOR ME.............END.