Gintama 552

Watching Gintama while translating Gintama. I've hit a new low...or high.



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(Side text- Looking back at those days at that school...)
GINTAMA
(Sfx- dodooohh thooom)
Ginoki: Gah!!
Oww...
Dangit...
I can still keep going...
My sword hasn't broken yet.

002
Gintoki: ONE MORE ROUND!!!
SHOYOOOOOOU!!!

003
GINTAMA
Lesson 552: The monster and his child.
(Side text- I will become stronger with you.....stronger than even you are..)
(Bottom text- The anime airs every Wednesday at 6pm on TV Tokyo and it's affilates!!//Volume 60 of the manga hits stores on August 4th (Tuesday)!!)
SORACHI HIDEAKI

004
Shoyou: You were really close that time!
Gintoki: Sensei, in what way was I close?
Shoyou: In that way.
Gintoki: Specifics please?
Shoyou: It definitely had to be that, of course.
Gintoki: Shoyou...
How do I become as strong as you?
Before I met you, I never got beaten by anyone, and that includes adults.
You're not just a simple adult or anything like that...you're huge, like, giant big.
Shoyou: Actually that's not quite correct Gintoki. I actually....
Prefer Hanshin.
(TN- The Giants are a Baseball team that represents Tokyo, and their rivals are the Hanshin Tigers.)
Gintoki: Sensei, are you hearing me? I'm saying that i've never run into a monster like you before.

005
Gintoki: Shoyou....
What were you doing before you met me?
Just what the hell are you?
Shoyou: Considering you're known as a demon who eats corpses, I think you're fully aware.
Monsters and their children are exactly the same.
A monster is a being that cannot be human.
It is a being born from...
Bloodied karma.
And a monster like myself...
Cannot cut with a monster's sword.

006
Shoyou: So Gintoki....
Stop imitating me in your desire to become stronger.
I also have no desire to pass down my sword to you either.
You have to use your blade...
One of humanity...
To become stronger than even I.
Gintoki...
I anticipate...
And look forward to the day...

007
(Sfx- Doohhhh fwooom)
Utsuro: You will exterminate...
The monster known as me.

008
(Sfx- Zuhhh sfft)
Utsuro: A pity.
But I did warn you once..
That blade of yours –the monstrosity,
will never reach the monster that is me.

009
(Sfx- Doohhh bloorsh)
Gintoki: A dream...

010
(Sfx- Dogooohhh dooof)
(Sfx- Dosshaaah thuuud)
Katsura: Elizabeth!! Were you attacked by the enemy?!
Gintoki: Damn straight it was an enemy.
My head almost got lobbed off by one particularly screwed up weapon.
Katsura: What?! Then the Bakfu's demonic reach has even found it's way to the underground city of Akiba?!
(TN- Akiba a.ka. Akihabara, the mecca for electronics and anime/manga goods.)
Katsura: However you needn't fear Gintoki. We will protect you as you remain in hiding!
Strengthen our perimeter!! Not a single mouse can infiltrate our defenses!!
Do you understand me? No one must know that Gintoki is here!!
(Sfx- Zazazazaaah dsssshh)

011
(Sfx- Dogooooh thuuuud)
Gintoki: This place is so hot that they'd see it from a friggin satellite!!
You bastards should go look up “hiding” in the dictonary and circle it dammit!!
For God's sake! I don't remember asking any of you clowns to protect me, and I damn sure don't want to be holed up in a cramped room, ball to ball with you!!
Katsura: Even without you asking, there's no way we can allow the ace of our organization to be killed is there?
Gintoki: And who is who's Ace? When did this happen?
Katsura: You mean after all these events you're still acting this way, Gintoki?
Invading Edo castle, causing Sadasada to lose his standing after a major ruckus, harassing and belitting the former Shogun Shigeshige in various ways...
And beyond all of that you hit the new Shogun Nobunobu, wounding him..
and then lent a hand to the Shinsengumi's rebellion and recovered their Chief Kondo Isao from the Bakfu...

012
Katsura: Even us patriots haven't had this much success in our endavors!!
I daresay Gintoki, that you are an extreme terrorist who's actions dwarf that of Takasugi and even myself!!
Your former life of peace and tranquility has long since disappeared! You will never see them again!!
What those filthy, bloodsoaked hands of yours can grip now is more blood, iron, and the dregs of revolution!!
Gintoki: SOMEONE has been boning up on their supervillain 101.
Dude, I don't recall terrorizing anyone. So I belted a dude that got on my nerves. Big whoop. It wouldn't even be that big of a deal if he didn't sorta happen to also run a country.
Then shit got kind of out of control so I just busted it up into little pieces and buried it underground. You guys are the criminals, I am not. Don't get it twisted.
Katsura: Are you in fact actually a serial killer rather than a terrorist?!
It appears you have the mistaken impression that you'll just leisurely return to your everyday life once things have calmed down.
I regret to inform you that such a thing is impossible.
Gintoki: Geh! A wanted poster?!
(Sfx- Biraah fwap)

013
Gintoki: The freak? They're actually putting these up?
More like what the hell is with that really violent looking photo?! Why are they using it and who took it?!
(Poster- If you recognize this face...)
Gintoki: It's like they just stuck a wig on a unrelated violent act and went with I!
(TN- Wig--->Zura.--->next line....)
Katsura: Not a wig, but Katsura.
Gintoki: YOU DID THIIIIIS?!
(TN- In the Japanese script they're using the English word for “violence”, which is probably a reference to the manga “Violence Jack” by Go Nagai.)
Katsura: I thought the original photo looked TOO villainous, so I dressed up as you and did a reshoot with a sweeter appeal.
Gintoki: You were eating cake?! Why the hell does it look so violent by simply cutting the cake out of the frame?!
Katsura: And then we redistributed them.
Gintoki: GO GET THEM BACK!!
Katsura: Worry not. We did alter them somewhat before distribution
(Poster- If you see this face, call 911 (crossed out)// Yorozuya Gin-chan Akiba Branch office.)
Gintoki: Uhm...If you recognize this face go to Yozouya Gin-chan's Akiba Branch office...
Shinpachi: We're “Yorozuya Gin-chan” and we've just landed in Akiba!!
Kagura: We're up for any job, yes? Whether it is collecting Love Live bonus goods to selling them! You will visit if you recognize this face, yes?!

014
Gintoki: Can I lose my shit now?!
(Sfx- Dogoooohhh thoooom)
Gintoki: You're using the wanted posters as an advertisement for our place?! Seriously guys, even violence has it's limits!!
Shinpachi: Gin-san, this is when we've got to think positively!
Gintoki: Yeah and this is positively the stupidest thing I've ever seen!
Kagura: Do not fall down and get up for free is the Yorozuya motto, yes?
Gintoki: Please just fall down forever. I'll pay you to fall down and stay unable to get up!!
Kagura: There is no need to worry. No one cares about you here, yes? They are into Love Live. Love Live is a fate for those who are corpses that envy the dead yes?
You can rest easy as no one has any interest in you, Gin-chan.
Gintoki: Yeah, you might wanna ease up on that kinda talk before we end up on the Love livers most wanted!
(Sfx- Gyaah gyahhh rabble rabble)
Dude: Um hello?
Pardon me, but I'm seeing a guy here who looks reaaaaally similar to the wanted posters..
(Sfx- Fuhh shfft)

015
(Sfx- Karaan karaan garaan gashaah clatter, clatter crash)
Dudes: NGHOOO!!
MY CELLPHOOOONE!!
Nobume: Pardon me.
I saw your fliers and came...
I have a request for...
the Akiba branch of Yorozuya Gin-chan.

016
Nobume: It would appear you'll need to relocate again.
Yorozuya-san.
Gintoki: That's my line.
I thought you woulda hightailed it out of Edo by now. What's up the Mimawarigumi?
Nobume: I lack the right or privilege to lead them.
Many of them followed the Shinsengumi as thanks to Kondo Isao for rescuing them on the battlefield.
I'm sure they'll be happier working under a man like him.

017
Nobume: Besides, I have things I have to do...
As a comrade of Sasaki Isaburou....
And...
As one of Shoyou's disciples....
I cannot abandon this country...
Nor can I simply leave things as they are in regard to that man and the Tendoshuu.

018
Gintoki: To think I'd have juniors in a place like this....
However if it's you...
You know something about the Yoshida Shouyou we don't know..
And something about that Utsuro guy.
Tell me...
Just who is Shoyou....
(Sfx- Doonnn thooom)
(Sfx- Chuuun ptwiiing)
???: Don't move!
(Handwritten- Whoa now.)
(Sfx- Para para clatter clatter)

019
???: Imai Nobume...
You...
Betrayed me huh?
Why is...
Shiroyasha here?
(Side text- The one who appeared is the “Red bullet” of the Kiheitai...)
GINTAMA LESSON 552.............END.