Gintama 553

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GINTAMA
(Side text- A tension filled meeting in a back alley!)
Katsura: Y...
You're...
One of the Kiheitai that was with..
Takasugi!!
Kijima...
Ma**ko!!
(TN- With that selective censorship, it sounds like “Manko” or vagina.)
Matako: What the hell are you bleepin' out there, dammit?!
My name is Matako!! Say it right!!
(Handwritten- Or folks'll get the wrong idea!!)
Gintoki: We can't go saying “crotch” in a shounen manga. So let's just stick with Ma**ko, 'mmkay?
(Sfx- Doooon blamm)
(TN- “Mata” also can mean “crotch”.)

002
(Sfx- Karaaan clatter)
Nobume: Put your weapon away.
***is.
Matako: What the hell did you just say?! That vulgarity is completely different than the others!
Listen, if anything YOU should be disarmin' yourself Imai Nobume!
You guys at the Mimawarigumi were supposed to be on our side...
So why the hell are you with Shiroyasha and Katsura?!

003
Katsura: It is true that you people were betrayed by Nobunobu...
But until then you endeavored to take political control with the Hitotsubashi group.
Nobume: The one who you had an agreement with was Sasaki Isaburo.
And he was only using the Mimawarigumi as a means to an end.
Now however, neither Isaburo or the Mimawarigumi...
Are anywhere to be found.
(Sfx- Suhhh sffft)
???: It would seem the rumors were true...
My, oh, my.
I figured coming out here would be a stretch,
But to think we really have no allies anywhere...

004
Nobume: This is the reason why I brought you here.
(Sfx- chin clack)
Nobume: Even if we aren't your allies...
We, the disciples of Shouyou are here.
The Yorozuya Akiba branch who will take any request...
are open for business.
Gintoki: Hold up...
Don't tell me you've got a request...
Nobume: Tell me..

005
Nobume: What happened to the other...
Disciple of Shouyou?
GINTAMA
(Side text- He remains in a comatose state...)
Lesson 553: The Kiheitai's final day.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Side text- The TV anime airs every Wednesday at 6pm on TV Tokyo and it's affilates!!/JC volume 60 is now on sale!!)

006
(Sfx- Dodooooh thooom)
???: We were betrayed by the Harusame elders and Nobunobu...
We, the Kiheitai splintered from the group and ended up a lone force wandering space.
However despite being in a precarious situation, the seventh squadron lead by Kamui...
The lightining spear of the Harusame remained as sharp and powerful as ever.
It is with this overwhelming strength that they attacked and annihilated each and every one of their pursuant, not only driving them back but putting themselves in a prime position to go on the offensive.
With godlike force they were able to capture one of the organization's strongholds, the Nanten tower.

007
???: However this was anticipated by the Harusame and prepared as a trap.
What we had struggled so hard to obtain...
Was nothing more than a piece of scrapped metal.
Nanten tower and half of the fleet was reduced to space rubble.
We and Kamui-dono only barely managed to scrape out of their with our lives...

008
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmble)
Abuto: Well, damn.
Those guys really want us rabbits pushing up daises don't they?
(Sfx- Doohhh fwooom)
Abuto: Don't they know we're an endangered species?
If they had been just a little kinder and gentler, then there wouldn't have been a reason to peet 'em down too.
(Sfx- Dodoooon baboooom)
(Sfx- Gogoooh fwooom)
Kamui: No, they really know to handle us.
Abuto, when rabbits get lonely they die.
I'll have to send my regards to the enemy for giving me so much to live for, and a playground to play in.

009
Kamui: CUT 'EM DOOOOOWN!!
(Sfx- Dooooon boooom)
(Sfx- Kuhhh roaaar)
(Sfx- Pururu bzzzzt)
Henpeita: Abuto-dono!!
Have you gone crazy?! Why are you attacking a flagship alone?
Abuto: Hey! Don't complain to me!
He's the dude who said he wanted to get a face to face look with the enemy's general!

010
Abuto: While they've got their hands full with us, you guys should take Takasugi and beat it.
If we live long enough to hook up again, give that idiot leader of ours a verbal whippin' would ya?
Henpentai: What are you saying, Abuto-dono...
Abuto: Something isn't sitting right with me...
The Harusame from before wouldn't have dreamed of sacrificing a stronghold as part of a bigger strategy.
They actually tossed aside their interests just to kill us.
Unless you're willing to toss everything you've got at 'us, beating a Yato is the fevered dream of a madman.
Someone knows this...
Someone who knows how to kill Yato is workin' with the Harusame.
Yeah, figures....
(Sfx- Zathhh sfft)
Abuto: I knew someone was in bed with the Harusame.

011
Abuto: And there are only two people in this friggin' universe that are stupid enough...
to do something as messed up as fight Yato opponents.

012
Abuto: And it would be this screwed up family. --a stupid father and son.

013
Shinpachi: It was Umibozu-san?!
B-B-But wahy?!
Henpieta: I'd like to know myself.
What on earth does the Universe's most famous hunter have to gain in becoming involved in the internal dispute of a criminal syndicate?
Though what I do know is that he and the Harusame...
Caused the Kiheitai and the 7th division to disappear into the darkness of space.
We don't know where Kamui-dono...
Has ended up...

014
Henpeita: The same for...
Shinsuke-dono.

015
Bansai: Takechi is preparing an evacuation vessel.
Run, Matako.
I will bring Shinsuke along for sure.
So..
You must survive.
(Sfx- Zathhh sffft)

016
Bansai: The Kiheitai...
Mustn't be finished here.
Matako: Shinsuke-sama is alive.
The Kiheitai hasn't ended yet!
I'm sure he's out there waiting for us to save him...
So....so....
Gintoki: I get it.
Welp, better go put him out of his misery.
Listen, Nobume-san....I'm sorry 'bout this, but that's about all I can do for these guys.
Or are you saying I should go out of my way to get revenge for a bunch of idiots who had it coming?
Shinpachi: Gin-san!!
Nobume: This country will not change as long as the Harusame aren't defeated.

017
Nobume: The space pirates Harusame are connected with the Tendoushuu.
They have enough power to level a planet wide country.
If the Naraku is one side...
then Harusame is...
Utsuro's other wing.
Nobume: If we're to tear one of them off...
Then the crows who glare downward at humanity with their condescending looks will be dragged upon Earth.
As such I require you....
The disciples of Shouyou, and your strength.
(Side text- The time to gather again has come!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 553................END.