Gintama 596

Yup, the surefire way to know that a series is ending is when a buttmonkey's inner badass rages hard enough to bring tears to one's eyes.



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{I can't allow myself...}
{To give up.}
{Even if I find myself standing in an abyss of despair...}
{Or in the depths of darkness...}
{As long as I don't close my eyes...}

002
{I can see the light of hope.}
Hasegawa: NGOOOOOOH!!
Lady: He's been like that for the past hour...
It's got me ever so frightened. Could you please do something officer?
(Handwritten- Nghoooooooh)
Officer: Um...what's the matter?
Did you drop something under there?
Hasegawa: NGOHOOOOOO!
Officer: Um, are you all right?
Could it be you're stuck under there and can't get out?

003
Hasegawa: NGHOOOOOO
(Sfx- Zuzazaaaah ssffffft)
Officer: We're gonna pull you out now, so just hang on, okay?
(Sfx- Guii guii grinnnnd)
Hasegawa: FUGOOOOOOOHHHHH
Nggghhhhh!!
Dude: Wow, he's totally stuck in there...
Officer: On three...
{I won't....}
{Give up.}
Officer: What's that light?

004
{I won't giv---}

005
(Sfx- Dooooon thoooom)
(Side text- A dream? Or reality...?)
GINTAMA
(Side text- The live action movie has been green lit! It officially opens in 2017! Stay tuned for more info!!)
Lesson 596: Even a flat perm will recurl eventually. (Part 1).
SORACHI HIDEAKI.

006
(On coin- Kids bank.)
Hasegawa: MAY THIS WORLD BUUUUURN!!!

007
Otose: IT REALLY IS BURNING!!
(Sfx- Paaan slaaap)
Otose: What kind of trivial things are you doing when edo's being visited upon by despair?!
You do understand what's happening right?
Hasegawa: So Edo's on the brink of destruction? Big whoop.
That has nothing to do with me I live on the edge of total ruin every fuckin' day. I could give less than half a rats ass about Edo.
In fact, you guys are about to experience what it's like to live in my world.
Salutations comrades.
Katherine: Is he the final boss of this manga or something?
Otose: This is the strength of a man who's got nothing else to lose...not that I want to experience it.
(Sfx- Garara catter)
Tama: I have returned.
Otose: Tama...how was the rest of the city?

009
Gengai: It's as if it's twenty years ago all over again.
The Amanto invasion...
Our country that had been sealed to outsiders for so long was suddenly forced open by the visiting foreigners.
People ran in fear from them.
As people disappeared from the city, Amanto would replace them, swaggering about with their arrogant expressions.
Even now that fear and anxiety hasn't been forgotten.
So now it's back has it?
???: It's like a colony.
Kyuubee: Exactly.
Without even needing to go to war, they have usurped this country from us.

010
Kyuubee: The Altana liberation army.
They've gathered to oppose the altana preservation group...or the Tendoushuu.
At their core are allied forces gathered from planets who's countries have been destroyed.
Their objective is the destruction of the group.
They've now been able to crush them in various places by monopolizing the altana and recapturing it.
And now they've forced the Tendoushuu in this country into checkmate...
By destroying the terminal, and taking control of the primary system.
However the main components of the Tendoushuu have dissembled,
And during an accident like this, the Shogun who should be in charge of things has disappeared...
And the Bakfu has fallen, rendering the government unable to function.
There's now nothing protecting the people.

011
Kyuubee: Our country has been like this for some time now.
The end may already be upon us.
???: In short...
This country has been wrapped in a war between those people in the resistance and the Tendoushuu?
Tsukuyo: Then, should we cut tha necks of the Tendoushuu and offer it to 'em? That'll bring an end to this, yeah?
Ayame: It's not just the Tendoushuu, they want....they're scheming to take over this entire planet.
Tsukuyo: Then, we should just chase them rude folks outta here, yeah?
Ayame: I think that this time we're up against fools who want to pick a fight with the entire universe.
Tsukuyo: How foolish.

012
Ayame: Tama-san,
Where are...
They right now?
???: Now then.

013
Otose: Where the hell are those idiots,
and what are they doing?
{I cannot...}
{Give up.}
(Sfx- Gagagagaga thtmthmthm)
Amanto: Bastards!
Are you mocking the liberation army?
We're fighting to free the people of the universe from the Tendoushuu's control!
And you're saying you won't assist us?

014
Old man: Please have some leniency, I am but an lone old man who managed to live to this day.
My house is empty, and I have nothing I could possibly....
Amanto: Zzat so?
Then we'll take that house o' yers!
(Sfx- Gagagagagaga thooomthoooom)
{Even if I find myself standing in an abyss of despair...}
(Sfx- Doooon Boooom)
Lady: Kyaaah!!
Amanto: You've got some never serving the liberation army this nasty-ass booze.
Are you actually a member of their side?!
Lady: N—no!!
Amanto: Then bring us this shop's most expensive booze!
(Sfx- Gashaaan clatter)
(Sfx- Wahaha)
Amanto2: Hey, hey. You're too drunk, bro.
{Or}
{ in the depths of darkness...}

015
Amanto: What the hell are you doing?
???: Hmph.
Amanto: I heard that these guys had the proudest warriors in the galaxy...
But since the Tendoushuu took over, they've not only lost their change, but their pride too.
(Sfx- Charrinn clatter)
Amanto: It's no big deal, just keep rooting around for change.
(Sfx- Peh pfft)
Amanto: Even if the Tendoushuu were to disappear...
You guys would never get back what you lost.
(Sfx- Goshi goshi rub rub)
{As long as I don't close my eyes...}

016
(Sfx- Chariiiin clink)
{I can see the}
{Light of hope.}

017
(Sfx- Gashaaaaann clattter)
(Sfx- Bara bara clatter clatter)
(Sign- Sugar content.)
{To the Yorozuya.}

018
{This is a request gathered...}
{From the people of Edo.}
{We have but...}
{One request.}
GINTAMA LESSON 596.............END.

019
Dude: Who...
Who the hell are you?
Hasegawa: I'm the chief director of the bureau of immigration,
Hasegawa Taizou.
{To take back our country..}
{With the help of you and all of us fellow Samurai.}
(Side text- This country hasn't ended yet!!)
(TN- There's a bit of a pun with the side text. “Hasn't yet ended” is “Mada owacchaine” or well “MADAOwacchaine.”)