Gintama 597

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(Side text- Inside the Yorozuya office where there is no one...)
GINTAMA

002
Tae: It's like an offering to them...
Otose: In this world without a god or the buddha,
people come here in the very end to cry huh?
I'd offer a prayer to those gods of misfortune,
But I'm much more interested in getting this rent at long last.
Tae: This is fine, I'm sure...
For those gods of misfortune to come up short on rent...
(Sfx- Gossoh ssfft)
(Sfx- Pasaah fwap)
Tae: As long as the yorozuya return her to edo then...
(Paper- Request)

003
Tae: After all..
That's...
(On envelope- request.)
Tae: Everyone's request –their wish.
Otose: Is that so?
You're quite the commendable lot.
I'm more realistic than that, as such my wish is more down to earth.
Tae: And what's that?
Otose: To get my long owed rent.
Tae: I do hope your wish comes true.

004
(Sfx- Doooooonnn Booooom)
Otose: Oh my...
It would seem...
At this rate they'll not only be on the hook for rent,
but repairs as well.

005
Amanto: Who--
Who the hell are you?
Hasegawa: Chief of the immigration bureau,
Hasegawa Taizou.
And I'm not going to let you all...
do what you want in this country anymore.

006
Amanto: Immigration bureau? Quit screwin' around!!
This country's government is already long since....
Hasegawa: It ain't dead yet.
(Sign- Celebrity path)
Hasegawa: Whether this country is destroyed..
Or the government...

007
Hasegawa: We samurai are...
Still alive.
They'll
come back for sure.
So until then,
We've got to protect our turf---this country.
So until then...
We can't let ourselves give in to despair.

008
Hasegawa: Kid, people live upon despair without even noticing it.
Will I lose my job tomorrow?
Will I have food to eat tomorrow?
Will I take a dump during class tomorrow?
It doesn't take much for us to easily slip and fall into the mouth of the despair right before us.
I have continued living while staring that abyss of despair in the face.
I've often thought, why is it always me from time to time....but perhaps I lived through those days for the sake of today.
Now that the entirety of Edo has fallen into despair....
This day where I would support them from the bottom.
Perhaps so I could stand here as the final guard against despair,
is how I was able to remain standing.
If it's all too easy to end up in the mouth of despair, then hope is the same.
To me, there is always one

009
Hasegawa: It's cheap enough that picking up some change...
is enough to make it disappear.
A simple despair.

010
Hasegawa: Now let's go...
To pick up hope...
left in the depths of despair.
I have things to discuss with your boss as the immigration bureau chief...
So take me to where they are.
Kid: Mister...
Hasegawa: Kid, no...citizens of Edo...
Don't close your eyes when you're in the depths of despair. If you keep your eyes open,
Hope is certain to...
Roll out on the ground before you.

011
Kid: Um, Mister?
Pretty sure it's you on the ground.
(Sfx- Gosh gasu kash thok thak crash)
(Sfx- Geshhh ddssh)
Amanto: So what should we do with him?
Toss his ass in the clink.
(Sfx- Zuru zuzh sssssshhh)
Hasegawa: Um?
Wait? Hold on a minute.
Didn't you hear me? I said I wanna go to your headquarters?
Amanto: Why the hell would we do that?
Hasegawa: Um, well...I'm the immigration chief so...
Amanto: Let's check your ID then.
Hasegawa: Um, well see, the thing is I'm sorta on suspension right now so I don't have it...
Amanto: Welp, let's get movin' then.
Hasegawa: WAAAAAAIT!!
(Sfx- Zuzazaaah sdssssh)
Hasegawa: Hold oooooon! The little boy is still watching! I just got done talking about hope and stuff, and in a mere instant I'm in despair!!
Can't you cut me some slack?! Read the damn mood, dammit!
Amanto: You're the one who showed up when no one asked you to.

012
Hasegawa: I'll grovel and and lick your shoes after were in a place the kid can't see me!
Listen, at least take me around the corner or something, or even better, to your headquarters!
Amanto: Yeah uh, you're groveling plenty right now.
Kid: Mister!!
Hasegawa: Don't look at me like thaaaaaat!!
Shut your eyes, and never open them again!!
Amanto: Didn't you just say the complete opposite of that a minute ago?!
(Sfx- Gyaah gyaah gyaah)
???: As usual this place is quite noisy...
???: Perhaps a chimpanzee just escaped?
This planet and it's organisms will disappear before long.
I'd really like to go to a place where I can get a unique creature...
Hey you there.
The chimpanzee collapsed on the road, could you show me...

013
(Sfx- Dogaaaahh thoood)
(Sfx- Gabuuuhh thooonk)
Both: AAAAUGGGHHH
Otose: What is the meaning of this?
You say you're a liberation army here to liberate us from the control of the Tendoushuu,
So what's your aim after destroying the terminal? The houses of the citizens?
Sadly, my customers aren't affluent guests like the Tendoushuu, just the stench of middle aged men.
Tama: If it's money or rations you want, we'll give your association everything but please leave our store alone.
Catherine: What kind of liberation front are you people?! You're just thieves! Well, hands off because I call dibs on this place!
Otose: You're the thief.
Amanto: It only goes without saying that to fight a war you need supplies.
If you ain't got the ability to help us fight, then we'll collect what we need.
Though it seems there are a lot of bad elements in this city.
It might be quicker to just crush this city underfoot.

014
Tae: You all...
Otose: Do as you wish.
As long as you save me my smokes.
Tae: Otose-san...
Otose: It's fine.
Those guys will come back here to the yorozuya....
Even if there's nothing there.
(Sfx- Gachaa gachaaah clack)
Amanto: Izzat so? Then we'll go right ahead.
(Sfx- Dodododokaaahh booooooom)

015
Amanto: We didn't want this filthy ass shop to begin with.
But it's a good opportunity to show folks what'll happen if they oppose us.
We'll help ourselves to the young ladies...
As fine supplies for the soldiers weary from their long fight.
Catherine: Yo...
You bastaaards!!!
You're putting me in the same category as that old batttttt?!
Otose: THAT'S WHAT YOU OBJECT TO!?!
Amanto: Hurry up...
get moving!!

016
{The Yorozuya....}
{Everyone's wish is...}

017
???: Accepted.
Your request....
has reached us.
???: What are the particulars of the request?
???: We will do anything, yes?

018
Gintoki: Whether it's taking the dog out for a walk or protecting the world's peace...we'll do anything.
(Side text- We burst into the final arc!!)
Lesson 597: Even a flat perm will recurl eventually (Part 2)
SORACHI HIDEAKI

019
(Side text- The last samurai makes a stand!!)
Gintoki: We're the Yorozuya.
GINTAMA LESSON 597..................END