Gintama 608

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(Side text- Meanwhile at the Liberation front’s base…)
Enshou: What’s occurring on Earth?
Explain the current state of war.
GINTAMA
Lesson 608: Jump is released on Monday, while Magazine and Sunday come out on Wednesday.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Amanto: It…is…the…former…bakfu…army…sir…
(Sfx- Zazaaahhh *szzzt*)
Amanto: They suddenly…appeared…at…Edo…castle…and…because…of…the former…Bakfu’s…resistance…
(Sfx- Zazaaaahhh *Szzzzzt*)
Amanto: The Liberation front’s first line of defense has suffered….fatal…damage…sir.

002
Amanto: They’ve used a unique smokescreen in the skies of Edo that’s caused a smoke screen to drape around the vicinity.
And they’ve managed to destroy the firearms of our armada, taking them out of action.
(Sfx- Dododooon *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Gogogogoo *rmmmble*)
Amanto: We’re being pressured into fighting on land…

003
Amanto: Our ground troops were already shorthanded, and now are being annihilated by their attacks.
They’ve also begun taking our weapons and turning them against us in their pursuit.
Their soldiers are…
Composed, and their movements…

004
Amanto: Swift and powerful.
They continue to push forward without hesitation…
Even against an army this huge.
It wouldn’t be a stretch to mistake them for a warrior tribe.

005
{This is…}
{The being known as a Samurai….?}
(Sfx- Dogaaannn *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Zazaaaah *zzzzzzt*)
(Sfx- Zaaaah *sssst*)
Enshou: I get it now…
It’s like you said…the sacrifices on the altar of this war…
Aren’t going to quietly allow themselves to be crucified.
But the more you all struggle…
The more you’ll dig your heels into the ground, and the flames at your feet will swell.

006
(Sfx- Dododooo *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah *roaaaar*)
Hijikata: The Oniwaban are here?!
Kagura: Sacchan!!
Gintoki: Damn…
So they’ve decided to put an end to that whole sneaking around bit now that the world is on the brink of destruction?
They’re wrecking shit more than we are at this point.
Ayame: Playtime is over! We’ll show them the power of the shinobi!!
Let’s gooooooooo!!!
(Sfx- Dododododo *thoooom*)

007
Sacchan: Gin-saaaaaagraaannhhhh!!
(Sfx- Beshiiiii *thokkk*)
Gintoki: Your aim is Gin-saaaaaaaaaan?!
And then look at the way you came at me!? Your face is more fiendish than the enemies, for godssakes!
Ayame: : How cruel, we haven't seen each other in so long and you treat me like this? ...It's as I thought, your punishment really is special...I'll be your bitch for life, hubby~
Gintoki: We haven't seen each other for a while, and you're still just as much of a skeevy fox as ever!! Did you forget how to defend yourself? It’s actually making me a little sick I was able to land a body blow on you!
Sacchan: But I believed you'd come back
...so I did the very best I could.
To protect Edo until you came back, Gin-san.
I did whatever I could to hold on the best I could until you came back.
Gintoki: I did keep you waiting didn't I?
Ayame: It’s not like that! You came back so buff, but I’m not so sure my body will be able to take all of you like this…
Gintoki: Um, that's not Gin-san. Gin-san's not the showy type.

008
Hattori: Didn’t think I’d…
Be treated to your insipid dialog before the world was annihilated.
Gintoki: I didn’t think I’d be treated to your ass getting shattered before the annihilation of the world either.
Hattori: AaaaauuughhhhH
Ayame: Kyaaaah~ Gin's san's purity....
Gintoki: That’s not Gin-san, but Zen-san’s purity.
(Sfx- Bushaaahhh *blooorsh*)
Hattori: Ughhhh…
At the very least I wasn't an optimistic idiot who sat around twiddling his thumbs thinking that your return would miraculously change things.
Though it does give me some solace
to see your dumb looking face again.
Gintoki: That's my line, asshole.
When I see you idiots I start to remember...

009
Gintoki: We're assholes that would run like idiots to buy jump,
Even if the world was going to end tomorrow.
Whether the world is gonna be destroyed or not,
and whether we can reach out,
and do anything about it or not doesn't matter.
I almost friggin’ ended before the world did for a bit back there.
But, It's because you guys are imprinted
on my mind that I came back.

010
Gintoki: So thanks…
for waiting around for me like a bunch of idiots.
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah *roaaaar*)
Okita: That’s unexpected.
That even after you sucked on replacement cigs like a pacifier for so long so you could quit the real thing….
He’d still call you an idiot.
Hijikata: Shut your noise hole! He’s not talking about me! More like, I prefer Magazine!
Hattori: At this point I’d say both Jump and Magazine are gonna be out of print for a bit.
Still gonna run regardless?
Gintoki: Then we've just gotta keep this world going by saving it before Monday, right?

011
Kondo: Big words coming from you!
So what, you intend to save the world before the weekend ends?!
That sounds fun, count me in guys!
We're just going to have to turn that unfunny joke into reality huh?
And make it…
A gut buster that everyone can laugh at!
Right?
Mimawarigumi vice captain?!
I hope at that time that we'll get a laugh out of that sullen face of yours too.
Nobume: I'll laugh as much as you want.

012
Nobume: Though my smile doesn't come cheap.
(Sfx- Gogogogogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Someone: Wha?
What’s that crazy huge Bazooka?!

013
Enshou: The more you struggle…
The more our anger and sadness…
Stoke our flames of vegance.
(Sfx- Kooooohhh *fwooooom*)
(Sfx- Oooooooooh *roaaaar*)
Enshou: Mobile weapon, Takemikazuchi.
(TN- Now that I can see the kanji, it’s “Thunder God”.)
Enshou: Fire.
(Sfx- Dooooon *thoooom*)

014
(Sfx- Gaaakaaahhh *vwooooom*)
Shinpachi: Uwaaah!!
Hattori: Well, this sucks.
They intend to keep firing into the smoke cloud until it wears off, huh?
Soldier: Sir, we’ve got trouble!!
they're not just coming from above!
Back up forces are coming by land one after another!

015
Guy: That’s not all…
But…no,
That’s…
The Dakini?!

016
Guy: The Shinra!!
And Yato!!

017
Kondo: The three warrior clans?
No way....they have guys like those in their ranks?
Hijikata: So everything before now was just foreplay? This is friggin crazy...
Okita: Man, forget the weekend, we're probably not going to last past today at this rate.
Someone: It's finally come to this huh?
Shinpachi: Gengai-san!
Gengai: I was thinkin' we might have to show up eventually.
If yer feelin’ up to it…
We can just challenge ‘em to an all-out brawl, Ginnoji.
Why not let us all show 'em
what kind of latent strength this Earth has.
(Side text- To the counterattack’s next stage!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 608………END