Gintama 611

I'm aiming for three translations today with "one" being within a margin of error. (Hows that for clear, unbiased politics?)



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(Side text- The virus destroys the machines…!!)
GINTAMA
Amanto: Communications with Earth have completely ceased.
We have no way to confirm the status of our units who are currently engaged in warfare with the army of the former Bakfu.
We are also unable to communicate with the reconnaissance units any further.
In addition, there seems to be a strange signal –a disturbance in the ships that are on standby in headquarters.
We are in midst of an investigation into the source, however…
It is safe to say that the enemy has a weapon capable of a powerful jamming signal..
The effects of which have superseded their atmosphere and reached us out here in space.
In respect to these findings, sending any further soldiers into this territory…
Would be dangerous.

002
Enshou: Just the hell….
Happened on that planet?
Sakamoto: A cryin’ shame really…
Here I was thinkin’ the Shogun and I would get a front row seat to see some fireworks…
But it appears the show’s gotten damp and fizzled out.
My dogs are barkin’ so if you don’t mind…
Can we head back to the cell where our friend is waitin’?
Enshou: Hold it.
Nobunobu: There is no need.
Even without witnessing it myself I know.
It is as I told you.

003
Nobunobu: We won’t be defeated.
GINTAMA
(Side text- A show of their latent power!!)
Lesson 611: There’s nothing more depressing than an irritating person who likes to party.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
People: Th---
The enemy’s machines are…?!
Look at that!! The Liberation front’s warships have all fallen!!
(Sfx- kuwaaaah *roaaah*)

004
People: The machines really pulled it off!!
Haven’t got the foggiest idea how the old dude did it, but that’s the best machine inventor in Edo for ya!
Tae: Tama-san…
Katherine: Otose-san, it couldn’t be that they….!!
Otose: They’ll return…
I’m sure of it.

005
Gengai: You two were in a bout against all the machines in the universe.
So for now…
It’s okay to rest.
But I swear
I will repair you.
That’s a…
Promise.

006
Gengai: So now us humans…
Have to take care of the rest.
The world you guys bonded together and gave us…
The place that you guys will return to..

007
???: We swear to protect it.

008
(Sfx- Kuwaaahhh *roaaaar*)
Kondo(?): The weapons they had that ran on heavy machinery are all scrap now!!
I can’t believe it but that old man and the machines actually saved half of this planet!
So now those guys who looked down on us condescendingly are standing on the same footing as us?
Yamazaki: Though we’re in the same situation –our weapons don’t work either.
Ayame: Tama-san.
Hattori: Come on now.
Yeah we’ve got resolve and all that stuff, but you’d better not go expecting something weird.
Do you think the only things they had over us was…
Science and weapons?

009
Hattori: They still outnumber us.
Someone: Get yer asses in formation!
If your guns are broken, grab a hatchet!
If the hatchets break, you’ve got fists!
If your fists don’t work…
(Sfx- Gohhh *thooom*)

010
Dude: We the Dakini are here!
This is where the war begins!
These humans are an interesting lot with their tricks.
Wars have been a snooze since they became nothing more than a cockfight between who’s got the better weapons!
Thanks to them, now we’ve returned to a time where war was fun!
So you really believed that if you forced our hand into a mano-a-mano struggle that you’d stand a chance, huh? We’ve still got plenty of weapons here.
We Dakini are warriors who are feared as “Tanks of mass destruction”!!
Guy: Give me a break.
It’s barely been a moment since we’ve been cut off from HQ and Ougai starts calling the shots like he’s some kind of general.
You guys are the mold covered fossils from when war was more like a party.

011
Bro: What should we do, Soutatsu-sama?
Now that we’ve lost communications, giving orders to and moving a massive army like this is going to be a struggle.
Soutatsu: Let them do the heavy lifting.
Who knows? In the best case scenario, they’ll make a big enough uproar with their partying that the enemy will gather together and right into our hands.
And while they’re held down by their men and the ranks of the enemy, we’ll pick them all off.
I don’t give a rats ass about honor, freedom, or revenge.
We’re here for a paycheck.
Yato: The sun has started to set.
Dude: Boss…
Yato: It is now time for us Yato.

012
Ougai: We’re not the only ones who can’t use our weapons…
The Earthlings are in the same boat.
And the difference in our military might is clear as day.
We’ll crush them by virtue of having more resources!!
Destroy that huge cannon, and regain communications with the rear flank…
And then it’s monkey extermination time –until there isn’t a single one on this planet!
Open up a path and charge forward!!
Kagura: This is bad. All of them are….
Going to advance on Kabuki-cho at once, yes?
Shinpachi: No way…
If an army that huge tries to push It’s way though then…
Gintoki: They’re already well aware.

013
Hijikata: It’s child’s play to figure out what the enemy will do if they can’t reach communications and have cut off a path to retreat.
The old guy already knew this which is why he made Kabuki-cho bait.
Hattori: In war, the key to victory is being able to read your opponent’s moves.
Counter strategies and traps that can be set once you know what your opponent can do –especially when they out number you, is the key to war.
Kondo: Until now the liberation front’s actions have been unpredictable.
They’ve had all of Edo in their crosshairs and have been firing away randomly.
But now it’s clear…
Their numbers, their objective, and where they’re headed.
Edo’s number one problem area filled with ruffians…
Are now the ones offering the country it’s last hope.

014
Otose: Close the gaaaaaaaaaates!!
(Sfx- Zugogogogogo *zhzzzhhhh*)
(Sfx- Dooon *Thoooom*)

015
(Sign- Earth defense city.)
(Below that sign- Kabuki cho number one city.)
Otose: Now then…
How long can we endure?
This is humanity’s final stronghold.

016
Tae: By becoming the enemy’s target…
All those who are outside…
Can attack the enemy from behind.
As such..
Until our comrades from the rest of Edo gather here…
We have to endure no matter what it takes.
Katherine: Everyone from Edo? But we can’t even contact them…
They won’t come here if they realize what we’re up to.
Tae: They’ll be here.
Even if we cannot contact them, they already know.

017
Tae: Because everyone of them…
Loves this city.
(Side text- At full speed!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 611……….END.