Saike Once Again 61

I didn't forget Gintama, I just had a really depressing/stressful weekend. I promise to have it out today or tomorrow for sure.



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(Top text- Look for the healing ability user! The “Search” seventh series!)
(Side text- When in the countryside, do as the people do……and quit looking at me so much!)
(Side text- Volumes 1~6 are in stores everywhere!)
Take 61: Lucky Teika.
SAIKE ONCE AGAIN
FUKUCHI TSUBASA

002
(Side text- Just a single step away from their goal, a challenge arises…)
???: Just now….
What did you…
Depes: Hm?
Did you not hear me?
I said ten million rupees.
Your entry fee to the Healing God’s village is ten million rupees.
I cannot allow the penniless to proceed any further.
(Sfx- Doooon *thooom*)

003
(Sfx- Dodododododo *thooooom*)
Depes: Please have a look down at this steep cliff.
Rather high up, no?
In order to make it to the other side of the cliff where the village is, my oracle is necessary.
It is not a place you can simply walk to.
And then there’s you who suddenly and desperately need to go there…
Which is to say this is…
A big business opportunity.
I smell the scent of big money….can’ t you?

004
Eiji: For crapssakes….
Why is it always
Money, money, money, money with you people?!
I’ve thought of a simpler method of handling this.
Ana: And for once I agree with you….
I was just thinking the same thing.
(Sfx- Goki paki *crack crack*)
Both: I was just about to say we should kick his ass.
(Sfx- DOOON)

005
Depes: Suit yourself. If you can defeat me I will lead you to the village.
Well…it’s not as if you have any hope of doing that, at any rate.
We only concern ourselves with the wealthy who are sick.
So I will ask you poor schoolchildren to vacate the premises at once.
Eiji: Bastar---
(Sfx- Dogoooohhh *htooom*)

006
(Sfx- Zusaaashhhh *Ddsshhh*)
Ana: UUugh…
Depes: That’s one.
Eiji: Bastar---
(Sfx- Fuuuhhh *Sfftt*)
(Sfx- Bunnn *wiffft*)
Depes: And….

007
(Sfx- Gooohhh *thoooom*)
Depes: A two…

008
Depes: Hmmm.
Raj: Eh?!
Ah---I’m just a guide!!
(Handwritten- I’ve got nothing to do with it!)
Depes: You’re quite fortunate.
You have the blessing of a teika…
Raj: Eh?
Oh right, the teika!
Eiji: Teika?
Depes: HEheh…
It’s this thing on the forehead…the mark of luck.
It is what will allow God to lead one down the path of happiness.
It is a kind of good luck charm.

009
Depes: We have “God” on our side.
Meanwhile you who has nothing of the sort can do nothing to defeat me.
Saike: Hizu-kun..
Run away.
If you’re by yourself…
You can find a different path to the village for sure.
Eiji: Are you an idiot Saike?!
If I don’t bring you along then this whole trip has no meaning!!
Saike: Forget about me.
We have to protect the Healing God from Johann!!
Hurry…
Before he uses them for something horrible…!!

010
Saike: Hurry…!!
Eiji: You dumbass…
At a time like this…
You’re talking about Johann?
{With your own life in danger…}
{You’re still going to think of other people until the very end…}
Depes: And now you’re the last one.
Shall we have a go?
{My Oracle is…}
{The power to distort space!!}

011
{Even if there is 1km between point A and point B…}
{By distorting space…}
{I can reduce the distance between the two to 0!}
{In short it’s instantaneous movement!}
(Sfx- GUniiiiih *grnnnnd*)
(Sfx- Pitaaah *pth*)
(Sfx- Uvvnnn *Veeen*)
Depes: Even if you try to avoid my attack…
There’s nothing you can do to keep it from hitting yoooou.

012
(Sfx- Dgagagaaaan *thoooom*)
Depes: Hah…
Hah…
Hah…
Hah…
Hah…
Hah…
Just what are you….
You’re quite ghastly…
Perchance, are you a zombie?

013
Depes: HNNGH!
(Sfx- Fuhh *shfft*)
(Sfx- Paahh *bam*)
(Sfx- Doooon *thooom*)
{Dammit…}
{I can’t beat him..}
(Sfx- Zusaaaahhh *Dssshhhh*)
Depes: We have God on our side.
{God…}
{Maybe I should consider a deeper faith in God myself…}
Ana: Hi…
Hizu….
Eiji: Ana…

014
(Sfx- Guiii *grind*)
Ana: Let me see your head.
Eiji: Huh?
(Sfx- Pitahhh *ptt*)
Ana: It’s a lucky teika.
No need to worry….
Cause you’ve got a “goddess” on your side.
Now stand up…
And kick his ass.

015
Depes: You’re going to stand up agqain?
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *rmmmmble*)
Eiji: Our god has a rough way of using people…
Depes: Do you think that a hastily prepared teika…
Will benefit you in any way?
(Sfx- Kusu kusu *snicker*)
Depes: Quite the devout believer, are we…
(Sfx- DOgoohhh *thooom*)

016
Depes: Heheh….
Huh?
My hand…
I can’t pull my hand free!!
Guuh….
(Sfx- Guii *pull*)
Depes: Let me go…
Auuuugh?!!
(Sfx- Guguguuu *grnnnd*)
Depes: This hand too?!
(Handwritten- What is this?!)

017
Ana: By sticking that teika onto him…
I’ve turned a part of Hizu into packing tape.
Depes: Pac…
Packing tape?!
Ana: And now both of your hands are stuck…
Now what?
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *Rmmmmmble*)
Depes: In—
Instantaneous movement!!
(Sfx- SHuuunnn *fwff*)
(Sfx- Pahh *pop*)
Depes: Huuuuh?!
Eiji: Obliviously…
I’m stuck to you, so…

018
Eiji: ‘Sup?
Depes: Heguaaah!!
(Sfx- Dogooohhh *thooom*)
Eiji: The Lucky Teika….
Turns out it was pretty handy in the end after all.
(Side text- With the power of his faith in his fists….!!)
TO BE CONTINUED IN ISSUE 50.