Gintama 614

And now without Toriko holding him back, kewl can unleash his massive chinko upon Gintama and flatten me underneath it's long concentrated thickness...



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???: Elder brother...
is still here.
A prince who can inherit the throne as father decreed.
A righteous prince...
With a massive chinko..
(Side text- The Great Gintama exhibition opens it's doors December 23rd (Friday) Advanced tickets are now on sale!!)
Hata: Is still here.
GINTAMA
Lesson 614: No one remembers the second son most times.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Side text- In Prince Hata's hometime...)
Hata: I with a huge chinko...
And you with overflowing talent, dear brother...
If we combine our strength then we are...
able to become the legendary prince Dragonia.
(Handwritten- Five years old.)

002
Hata: So I...
Will remain prince here and wait...
For the King....
My other half's return.
{And just like that...}
{The older brother left his kingdom and little brother behind.}
{A gentle kingdom like this suits a gentle king..}

003
{There has to be a kingdom...}
{For someone like me.}

004
(Sfx- Gakiiiinn claaaaang)
(Sfx- Zazaaahh ssshhhht)
Enshou: Well, well. Didn't expect our neighboring fang less kingdom..
To have a fiery guy on it's side.
Who are you?
(Sfx- Hyuunn wfffft)
Balkas: Whether I'm a prince or a foot soldier, it doesn't matter.
On a battle field, all corpses upon the earth are equal, no? Prince Enshou?

005
{I abandoned my name, status...}
{And chinko...}
{And kept seeking my country....}
{while fighting on battle fields.}
{Though despite all of my fighting...}
{The place I ended up reaching was...}
{In the end...}
{Right here.}
{Hata, my brother...}
{When I saw you, still awaiting me –your older brother to return, I thought...}
{I haven't been fighting...}
{I've just been running.}

006
Balkas: The battlefield I should have fought on...
Was the one right in front of me.
I ran from that fight...
From my responsibilities, and from being disgraced.
Forgive me Hata.
I left you to fight alone.
But I will...
Not run anywhere anymore.
No matter how much disgrace I must face while with my large chinko'd little brother...
No matter how much I am crushed by responsibility for being the brother of the mighty Prince Dragonia..
I will...
Fight alongside you.

007
Balkas: With my...
teeny chinko proudly showing!!
Draw back
all of you!!
We are the king of Planet Kingdom...
The mighty Dragonia!!

008
Jii: P---
Prince?!
I—It...
It can't be...
You're saying...
That man is still alive...?
Tha—That just cannot be...
Balkas: Dan...
You had supported me for king at one time....
So for my---no, Prince Balkas's sake...
Could you lower your weapons?
We can't waste time here fighting over chinko sizes...
We of meek and strong stature must stand together.
To that end, both Hata the well endowed and I of meager stature will become King.

009
Balkas: We must join hands to stop the Liberation Fro---
Dan: Do not be mislead by him!!
Ready your weapons!!
That man has died!! Come, let us the “Meager dick faction” not be distracted from our cause!
Balkas: Do you really not believe me, Dan?
Come. I will show you my meager anatomy as much as you'd like.
Dan: Ngh...what are you doing?
Hurry and shoot them!
B—But Minister Dan...
There's no denying the massiveness of that dick...
Balkas: …..Massive dick?
Massive dick? …..
Who the hell are you talking about?

010
(Sfx- Doooooon thoooom)
Katsura: E---
Elizabethhhhhhhh!!!
What...What on earth is this?!
(Sfx- Une une wriggle wriggle)
Elizabeth passed out and something really filthy is coming out of her!!
Jii: Prince....
You were a mere youngster at the time so you may not remember...
But Jiiya here remembers it well.
That massive chinko like a Dragon's whiskers...
There's no mistaking it...
(Sfx- Mozooo sfffft)

011
Jii: The oldest out of the three princes of Planet Kingdom...
The one who was destined to be king but met with an unfortunate accident and died.
The prince of Legend....
The Nine Dragon Prince...
Dragonia!!
(Sfx- kishaaaahhh dssshhhh)
Balkas: Wh----
YOU MEAN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM?!

012
Balkas: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THERE'S ANOTHER PRINCE THERE?!
Wait...so no one heard a single thing I heard?!
Heeeey Hata!? Dan?! ARE YOU LISTENING?!
Dan: FIRRRRRRRRRE!!
HURRY AND SHOOT THEM!!
(Sfx- Kaahhh sheeeen)
Elizabeth: Kuzuryuu massacre!!
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(Center- 9)

013
(Sfx- Dodokaaaahhh Thooooom)
Someone: S---S--
Such power!!
Truly this is the power of a dragon with nine nine heads!!
Hata: Jiiya, rather than being the techinques of a nine headed dragon this is just a crap Kuzu ryuusen?!
(Sfx- Gogogogogo rmmmmmble)
(TN- Sorachi used this joke before, but it bears repeating. This is a technique from Rurouni Kenshin, known as the Kuzu Ryuusen or Nine headed Dragon Flash.)

014
Jii: So you were really alive, Prince Dragonia?!
(Handwritten- You opened this!?)
(Sfx- Gara gara clatter)
Jii: Your form might have changed, but I'd recognize that chinko anywhere!!
Hata: Jiiya, it's not even a chinko anymore?! It doesn't seem like the sorta thing that'd be between someone's legs?!
Katsura: Elizabeth, you...
Dragonia: Katsura-san, I have lived without myself understanding what I am.
Hata: Jiiyaaaaa, the Chinko is talking!
Dragonia: So I simply lived without giving thought to my birth of existence.
Hata: Jiiya, which part is my brother?! Which part is the real one?
Dragonia: But when I hit my head, my memory began to return.
I was probably in a horrible accident a long time ago,
And at death's door.
{From today you are one of us.}

015
Dragonia: I don't remember the particulars...
But there is a clear memory that remains in my mind...
My name is...Dragonia.
Hata: Noooooo, it's pretty clear you're not Dragonia?!
What's with that fragmented memory of yours?!
More like the person who appeared in the middle of that memory was closer to the real deal!
Who the devil are you and why did my brother end up looking like you after all of that?!
Jii: I don't quite understand all of the particulars, but his chinko is huge and that's what matters.
Prince Dragonia, we have been awaiting your return. The return of the King.
Hata: To what extent are you obsessed with chinkos you filthy old geezer?!
Guards: What happened to the prince? I thought I heard a gunshot!
Wh—What in the world is going on?
Th—That Chinko...!!
Hata: Please talk to them?! Jiiya is talking nonsense about how this massive chinko is actually Prince Dragonia...

016
Guards: Your Highness, please give us the word and we will shoot that piglet between the eyes.
Hata: YOU'RE HIS UNDERLINGS BECAUSE OF HIS CHINKO SIZE?! JUST HOW CAREFREE ARE YOU PEOPLE?!
(Sfx- Zathhh sffft)
Guards: Our country has been without a king for a long time.
We have waited for a heir to the throne that fufilles the king's last wishes, a prince who is capable and wields a massive chinko.
Please....will you return to our country...
And restore the kingdom that Prince Dumbass has laid waste to?
Hata: WHO'S PRINCE DUMBASS?!
Dragonia: I am no longer Dragonia of Planet Kingdom.
Elizabeth: I am now Elizabeth of planet Earth.
Dragonia: I no longer have the right to the throne of Planet Kingdom.
But...
Even if I do not become your ruler...
I can fight for you....no, with you together to restore the crown.

017
Dragonia: Perhaps nether one of them has the qualifications to be king,
but together...
No....with your support...
They can become the king you need.
So won't you all fight with us...?
Wage the battle....
And become friends with Earth....
The planet who has no one on it's side.
(Side text- And the moment of inclusion...!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 614...........END.