Gintama 618

Truly Sorachi knows how to give relevance to the noble log that we all take for granted.



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(Side text- The monstrous strength of the Dakini explodes!)
GINTAMA
Lesson 618: A log is quite useful as it's a weapon, house, and a thing that can be ridden all at once.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Someone: W--
With just one blow...
Ni--
Nishino's been...
(Sfx-Doshaadoashaa thuddd)
Dakini: Is this...
The last role you all...the blades granted from heaven will play?

002
Dakini: So your role...
Is to wither away here is it?
Quite the carefree role to play, eh?
(Sfx- Doohhh Thooom)
Sui: YOU BASTAAAAAAAAARDDD!!!
Itsuki: Minamito!
Sui: How could you do that to Nishinoooo!!

003
(Sfx- Dogooohhh fwooom)
(Sfx- Dofuaaaah thoooom)
(Sfx- Gara gara clatte clatter)
{No matter how many enemies you can bury with one powerful swing..}
{If you can't actually hit 'em, then it's no different than using a bamboo blade.}
{Can you catch up to the speed of the Yagyuu style...}
{With your heavyass stick?!}

004
(Sfx- Bushiii blooorsh)
{He's fast...!!!}
{It's sluggish but...}
{The speed of one lunge with his monstrous strength...}
{Is on par with the speed of the Yagyuu style?}
(Sfx- Gapaaahhh thoooom)
(Sfx- Gara gara clatter clatter)

005
(Sfx- Gatsuhhh sheeenn)
{On top of being strong and fast....}
{He's sturdy as well?!}
(Sfx- Bariiinnn clatter)

006
{The gulf between us and them...}
{Isn't something we of the Yagyuu style can do anything about!!}
(Sfx- Gagoooohhh fwoooom)
(Sfx- Dohhh thooom)
(Sfx- Zuzazazaaaahh dsssshhh)
(Sfx- Doooon thoooom)

007
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah roaaaaar)
Binbokusai: Hang in there Nishino...
Nishino: I know...
I ain't the sorta guy who's so weak he'd kick the bucket after that.
(Sfx- Dogooohhh whooooom)
008
(Sfx- garaaah caltter)
Binbokusai: And I'm not the sort of master...
Who'd leave his student behind like this either.
Kyuubee: Grandfather!! Toujou!
Gintoki: Kyuubee!
(Sfx- Doooonn thooom)
Both: ORAAAAAHH!!!
(Sfx- Ga gaahhh thookkk)

009
Dakini: What's the meaning of this?
This smell..
It's of a female.
Are you belittling uuuuuuuuuus?!
(Sfx- Dogooohhh fwooom)
(Sfx- Gashaaannn clatter)
Shinpachi: Gin-san! Kyuubee-san!!
Gintoki: Ouch...It's cool, something cushioned my fall...
(Sfx- Para clatter)
(Sfx- Para clatter)
Gintoki: Huh? Something smells really female...
Kyuubee: UGAAAAAHHHH!!
(Sfx- Dogooohhh thooom)
Shinpachi: Seems like the strength on this side is the scarier one!

010
Dakini: Not only a woman..
But brats too?
Do you even understand what a battlefield is?
This isn't your playground.
This is a holy land where men bet and lay down their lives. I won't forgive those who sully it's significance.
Kyuubee: It is you lot that doesn't understand what war is.
Because of what you all forcefully believe is freedom on the battlefield...
Without being able to respond for themselves, people have been dragged into this and everything has been returned to ash.
Certainly children and youngsters who know nothing about battle are not prepared to be smashed by a iron rod...
As this fight is their first.
Certainly women and children are not prepared to have their necks sliced...

011
Kyuubee: There is nothing for you to bet or honor here.
Rather than that, those lives of yours will be shamefully stolen by a woman.
Daikini: Such manliness...
Are you really a woman?
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah roaaaar)
(Sfx- Doohhh fwooom)
Kyuubee: I am Yagyuu Kyuubee.
(Sfx- Zauuhh sffft)
Kyuubee: Come!!
Women and children....
Are more than enough to be your opponents!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaahh Shffft)

012
???: Kyuubeee!!
Toujo: Young master!!
Kagura: Kyuubee! Can they really beat those monsters?
Kyuubee: Toujou and the others body language says it all...
Standing before them head on, there's no way they can win.
With one sweep they can turn all of us into dust, and we cannot defeat them in one blow.
Then our one hope for victory is our mobility.
We'll have to seal off their ability to hit us with one strike and counterattack with concentrated firepower.
Tae: Kyuu-chan, everyone, over here!
Kyuubee: Tae-chan!
Why are you still here?
Tae: Even if you told me to, I wouldn't shamefully run away.
I couldn't lay this responsibility on a single woman's shoulders, Kyuu-chan.

013
Tae: I won't be stopped.
Let's show them the power...
Of women and children.
(Sfx- Gararaaaa clatter)
(Sfx- Dogagagaaah ththooom)
Dude: A trap?!
Dakini: Still with the...
petty tricks this late in the game?
(Sfx- Zugoooohhh thoooom)
Dakin: This is why...
I hate women and children.

014
Dakini: Don't let this slow you down, just kill them all!!
It doesn't matter if they are women or children!
Turn them into piles of flesh!!
(Sfx- Fuhhh sffft)
(Sfx- Dooon thooom)
(Sfx- Gooohh fwoooom)
(Sfx- Goshaaaah craaash)
???: T—They're...
Using the cramped spaces to seal off our movements..!!
(Sfx- Doooogoohhh Fwoooom)

015
Dakini: So you intend to close the gap with tomfoolery like this?
There isn't anything that can stop this mighty swing.
(Sfx- Zuuhhh sffft)
Gintoki: Yeah...
That's exactly it.
Though even if we can't stop that swing of yours...
We have found a way to bury you in one hit.
Dakini: Sounds fun.
If you think you can stop this iron rod from swinging down upon your cranium, then by all means do it.

016
(Sfx- Bashhh)
(Sfx- Baahhh fwapp)
(Sfx- Gashiiiinn Crasssh)
Dakini: I already foresaw that you'd attack together.
It was clear as day you were all setting up an attack when you lead me here.
If it's here you can show off your mobility.
And you could come from different directions at the same time to attack me.

017
Dakini: However with three directions covered there's no way to stop this attack!
(Sfx- Gaannn thooom)
Gintoki: There ain't three
But four.
(Sfx- Surprise attack!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 618............END.