Gintama 622

Man, I've gotten so old that I forgot this needed to be translated until now *and* I can't tell Exile apart.



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(Sfx- Gogogogogogo rmmmmble)
Someone: What was that?
GINTAMA
(Side text- The one who saved them from this crisis is....?)
Someone: Wh—Wha...
What's going on...?!
???: Thanks for looking after things while we were out...
People of Kabuki-cho!!

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???: You did a bang up job of holding down the fort.
(Sfx- Gishiii gishii grnnnd)
???: But it's all okay now.
Because he is back now.
The King,
Of this city...
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Pirako: Jirochou
of Kabuki cho...has returned.

004
Pirako: We're back...
Bro.

005
GINTAMA
(Side text- In this town, always changing...)
Lesson 622: Snacks given out by the elderly are special.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

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Soutatsu: The Guardian of Kabuki-cho?
That's a laugh.
So you mean tot ell me your struggles to buy time while we were kidnapping the women of the city...
Was for the sake of this senior citizen?
(Sfx- Jakkii clikc)
Soutatsu: Tell me...
In what way does this change your situation?
Jirochou: So to you this looks like a joke, huh?
Well, I guess I shouldn't expect that much from a group who'd kidnap women.
I dunno how you guys operate on your planet...
But in this country...
Calling oneself a man isn't such a trifling manner.

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Jirochou: A guy who can't protect one woman...
Has to take down the signboard of manhood and hang up the one that says coward.
Sure it might be an easy enough job if the woman is a weak one...
But look at the ladies gathered here...
Even with the planet facing annihilation, none of 'em are running or hiding.
Rather, they're all standing proud with bold looks on their faces.
Seriously...
It's as if men don't have a role in this at all.
As such the men in this city...
Will always be cowards, no matter what they do.
So we...

008
Jirochou: Have to keep bellowing out how we're men until the day we die.
(Sfx- Dodooooh whoooom)

009
Katsuo: Let's getta mooooove on ya yellow belled cowards of Kabuki-cho!
Can't let the gals get all the glory!!
From here on in...
It's time to show what us guys have got!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah roaaaarrrh)

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(Sfx- Gakiiiiin clannnng)
(Sfx- Dooooon thooooom)
(Sfx- dossh thudd)
Girl: Kyaah!!
(Sfx- Zazaaahhh dsssshhh)
Jirouchou: Hey buddy...
You ain't gonna get away with a one trick pony like that on samurai.
(Sfx- Zauuuh whooom)
Jirochou: Sure, I'm so on in years that all the members of Ebzile look tha same to me..
(TN- Probably another Exile reference.)
Jirochou: But my body still remembers...

011
(Sfx-Dogaaahhh fwhoooom)
Jirochou: --We still remember...
How you guys...
kill.

012
Gintoki: That's a load of my back. For a minute I spaced out...
And thought you were back to nick off the old bat, but maybe this time around we can get through this without seeing anything unsightly.
Jirochou: So she went and got herself seduced by another lady huh?
What kinda evil spirits went and got her riled up?
Pirako: Broooooo!!
(Sfx- Dooohh thoooom)
Jirochou: She's a fine woman ain't she?
Shinpachi: Pirako-san!
Kagura: Manbirako!!
Pirako: It's great to see ya again!
Jirochou: When she heard those liberation front guys were getting' close to the city she begged me to come back.
Pirako: What are you talkin' about~? It was all I could do to keep up with you when you were rushing back, pops!
Jirochou: That's because you were moving to slow.
Pirako: You were going too fast~
Jirochou: And you too slow.
Pirako: You were too fast!
Jirochou: And you too slow.
(Sfx- Shunn droop)
Pirako: But it was you who was too fast...
Jirochou: Maybe I was goin' a little quick. Might have been over mach one, maybe?
Would some candy make it better?
Shinpachi: Jirochou-san?!

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Kagura: I guess in the time that we haven't seen him, that seirogan must have been disciplining his daughter with spankings, yes?
(TN- Seirogan is a pharmaceutical drug that's small and black in apperance. It is often used to treat digestive tract problems.)
Jirochou: Don't be stupid. Who the hell do you think I am? I am the powerful...
Pirako: Call him Jirochon, kays~? I've been callin' him that recently!
Jirochou: Don't call me that in front of others....
Pirako: He's mad at me...
(Sfx- Shunnn droop)
Jirochou: I'm not mad, okay? Go ahead and call me Jirochon all you want. Want to have some meatpie, Pirarin?
Shinpachi: He's calling her Pirarin?! Maybe rather than spankings it's been forward thrusts?!
(Sfx- Barriiiin Thoook)
(Sfx- Doooh fwhooom)
Soutatsu(?): I see, so it was you people who defeated Kada of the Harusame.
I heard rumors that she and her group were crushed on Earth...
But I never thought I'd be able to take revenge for my clan here of all places.
Jirochou: Move back Pirarin.
Pirako: No, these are my guests, Jirochou.
(Sfx- Shaann sheen)

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Pirako: Do you guys think I'm here as a favor to pops?
I can't just back away now of all times~
If it weren't for you bro, I would have never been able to meet my pops again~.
And it's because of this city that I got to make your acquaintance, bro~
Yet after all that happened...
I wasn't able to do anything to repay you all.
Leaving things unbalanced and unfair like that...
Isn't something I, Doromizu Jirochou's daughter...
And the last disciple of the Yorozuya clan can let stand.
I am Doromizu Pirako, and I swear on this name given to me by all of you...
(Sfx- Jaakiiii claaang)
Pirako: I will have justice done in my hometown.

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Shinpachi: Pirako-san...
Jirochou: I get it.
Then there's not much to say.
I'll let you hand down your justice.
And Dad'll hand out justice as he sees fit.
Listen up you assholes.
If you lay a single finger on my daughter I will fucking kill you.
(Sfx- Zuuhhi ssshhht)
Gintoki: WAIT, WHAAAAAAAAT?!
THE ENEMY IS OVER THERE!! WHAT KIND OF JUSTICE IS THIS?! YOU'RE JUST BEING AN OVERPROTECTIVE DAD?!
Jirochou: I'll fucking kill any fashionable guys that my daughter has a strange fascination with and refers to as bro without any hesitation.
Gintoki: Wow, specific much?! The only victim of that justice is going to me, right?!

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Jirochou: Though...
(Sfx- Basaaah fwaaap)
Jirochou: I have to thank you for this much....
You did a good job...
Hanging in there.
You did a good job..
fighting..
And
protecting everyone.
You did well....
Staying alive.

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{Tatsugoro...}
{Your will...}
{And soul...}
{Has surely been passed down and still lives in this city.}
{So while she's become a wrinkled old bat...}
{And I've become a senile bastard...}
{This city...}
{Kabuki-cho...}
{Is still the city you loved dearly.}
{So please watch over this city...}
{And it's future.}

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{As well as the ones...}
{Who inherited it.}

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{Ahh...}
{How long has it been...}
{Since I've been involved in a fight this huge...}
{And entertaining?}
(Side text- Those feelings of many years past are now...!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 622...........END.