Gintama 623

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Amanto: GET THEEEEM!!
GINTAMA

002
(Side text- A clean sweep!!)
GINTAMA
Lesson 623: When you tell old stories of your exploits people tend to dislike you so find a proxy to do it instead.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

003
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah *roaaaar*)
Catherine: Otose-san, over this way!
Otose: Give me a break…
What was with this nonsense of leaving it to the youngsters?
The supposedly retired old man is the one clearly having the most fun.

004
{No, you…}
{You’ve always been this way.}
{When I think back..}
{I remember nothing but how you were always fighting with someone.}
{No…}
{I too didn’t want to lose.}
{You were stubborn and returned…}
{making enemies of everyone around you…}
{Just fighting from dawn till dusk.}
{It was as if the only way you knew how to greet others was with a fist.}
{That’s right…}

005
{Even at that time too.}
Tatsugorou: So you’re Jirochou, eh?
I heard despite being with the Yakuza you were a man protecting the town…
But you really need to discipline your henchmen better.
If you don’t wipe your kids asses properly, then you’d do better to start up your own gig, boss.
Girl: That’s not it, boss…the one who ran wild in the shop wasn’t Jirocho’s underlings…
(Handwritten- Is that so?)
Girl: Lately, there have been good for nothings using his name to cause trouble and boost their own reputation.
Jirochou: Unfortunately for you, I don’t recall employing the sort of underlings who are stupid enough to lay a finger on that unrefined woman.
Girl: What’d you say?
Jirochou: I was thinking it’s about time I go settle things with those idiots though.
But I’ve changed my mind.
Today…
I feel like fighting with an upstanding citizen.
Feel like goin’ with me?

006
{They hit each other…}
{Over and over again.}
{Colliding…}
{Scarring…}

007
{However despite how much you’d do those stupid things over and over…}
{I saw you two…}
{Men…}
{Talk faster with their fists than with their mouths…}
{And more than trading words…}
{or sake cups…}
{Your naked souls collided with each other…}
{And you understood…}
{And bonded with each other.}

008
Tatsugorou: Seems she’s gonna come out with a place of her own soon.
Jirouchou: Really? What kind of place is it gonna be?
Tatsugorou: Don’t play dumb with me, Jirochou.
A place where cops, yakuza and made men….
A place where everyone can cast aside their titles and just get plastered together like idiots.
That’s her dream.
To ensure her efforts from gathering money to getting established goes well
Is why you guys have been secretly preparing some in the background, yeah?
Jirouchou: Don’t make it sound like we’re out to butt into people’s dreams.
You guys did that on your own.
Tatsugorou: Is that so? Then, whatever, we’ll roll with that.
However things aren’t gonna go so easily from now on…
In a city like this, without the support of someone else, working alone is impossible.
Jirochou..It’s about time you and her…

009
(Sfx- Dododooon *thooom*)
Tatsugorou: Ptew…
Hey man, what’s with that out of the blue? Was there a bug on my face?
Jirochou: Tatsugorou, you’re a big man in this town..
However you who does so much to meddle in people’s affiairs..
Giving the woman you love to another guy to take care of…
And to public enemy number one…
Is it that a big shot can’t even make one woman happy?
Tatsugorou: For the woman you love, you can quit shady business and change your life.
I thought you were that sorta guy which is why I asked.
Jirochou: I don’t remember ever falling in love with her. We just have a rotten bond is all.
Tatsugorou: A rotten bond comes before marriage, y’know?
Besides I said it before…
This is just me acting selfishly on my own, but you agree, and I know you’re the one who most desires a family right? Big boss.
Jirochou: I get it…
It seems you and I are both cowards who are unable to make a single woman happy.
However…
We both think that the coward before us is the one who can support her.
Both: Then this way would be faster.

010
(Sfx- Gagaaahhh *thoooom*)
Jirochou: If I win….
Then I’m going to make you sweep her off her feet!
(Sfx- Meki meki *Grind grind*)
Tatsugorou: Hey, man, pushy much?
If she finds out, neither one of us is gonna sweep her off to anywhere?
(Sfx- Meki meki *Grind grind*)
Tatsugorou: But I am kind of looking forward to watching you try to convince her!!
(Sfx- Doouuuhh *htooom*)
Jirochou: Someone’s overconfident!
Tatsugorou: This fight was destined from the time we met.
(Sfx- Zazazaaa *ssshhh*)
Jirochou: I can’t lose…not after so many years…
There’s no way I can…
Be defeated!!
{I already noticed it…}

011
{I’ve always been right next to her watching…}
{So I already understood…}

012
Jirochou: Once you’ve opened your place…
Can I come by for a drink?
If it’s a place where cops and yakuza can just line up and drink themselves stupid…
(Handwritten- Oooow.)
Jirochou: Then the guy who beat the crap out of the man the landlady loves should be allowed in too, yeah?
Girl: …What are you talking about?
Obviously you’re always welcomed.
You’re the biggest idiot in Japan, after all.

013
{Each time we collide…}
{We become stronger.}
{Even though at times we may fall…}
{We never let go of that bond.}
{Even at times when we trip and become lost…}
{We never let go of those hands.}
{You collide with them…}
{And their souls bared naked…}

014
(Sfx- Gashaaaahhh *craaaash*)
{Jirochou…}
{This town’s history…}
{Is a history of your fights.}
{Each time you bared your fists…}
{You created one more bond with this town.}

015
{Each time you collapsed and then stood up.}
{This city became a bit bigger.}
???: Fighting indoors to seal off the shinra battle tactics?
Do you think that’s…
(Sfx- Dohhh *thooom*)
(Sfx- Gashiiih *crasssh*)
(Sfx- gatsuhh *dshfft*)
???: Enough to crush us?

016
(Sfx- Dopaaaah *thoooom*)
Someone: Run!!
{Rising over countless battles…}
{This city that has been beaten down so much is already…}

017
{An iron city…}
{That no one can invade.}
Soutatsu: This is pointless…
You cannot crush the shinra battle tactics.
You’ve been working to shave away at our mobility,
But your efforts to fight indoors have failed.
(Sfx- dooooohhh *thooom*)
Soutatsu: We’ve already surrounded the perimeter.
And now you are merely raps caught in a trap of your making.

018
(Sfx- Ddodododoo *rmmmmble*)
Soutatsu: Now crush them all..
In one attack!
???: And we will to our heart’s content.
GINTAMA LESSON 623…………END.

019
(Sfx- Dododoooh *thoooom*)
???: We the brats of Kabuki-cho.
Soutatsu: Wha…
You bastaaaards!!
Katsuo: Do it now, bossssssssss!!
(Sfx- Dooooooh *thooom*)
Katsuo: Show them the power of Kabuki-cho’s king!!
(Side text- A complete turnaround?! Jirochou leaps!!)