Gintama 625

Ooops, I came to post the new one and forgot that I didn't post the old one for whatever reason.



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(Sfx- Bakiii *crack*)
(Sfx- Dododooohh *thoooom*)
Ougai: W—Wait…
Lesson 625: Don’t think of gambling as betting money, rather, think of gambling like playing a game.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Ougai: Wh—Where are you planning on going?
You’ve broken the laws and cast aside our group…
Where can you possibly live now?
Look around and behold your work. This land soaked in the blood of others is your story –a perfect description of your place in the world.
You –“the masterwork of the Dakini god Igor” the “horn of God” cannot possibly think he can simply walk off the battlefield…

002
???: If it’s a horn or two you want…
I’ll give it to you.
We’ve turned countless planets into wastelands.
How many lives did we uproot before they could bloom?
While it is true that we Dakini were born to fight and as such, fight to survive…
The lives we uprooted and crushed must have had meaning behind them.
Something so obvious took me so long to realize….
So now I want to dedicate myself to seeing…
What kind of lives the ones we uprooted would have blossomed into.
Ougai(?): So what the others were saying is true…
A parasite on Planet Kohaku possessed you and you tried to get it treated.
From what I’ve heard it’s a plant that acts like a parasite and attaches itself to the brain. Since that happened you’ve become a different person…
???: I didn’t become anyone different…
I simply blossomed…
And so has my flower.

003
{Yes, I lost my first horn to him.}
(Sfx- Zuzuhhh *drrraaaaag*)
{And thus is the legend of how my pride and my horn were crushed.}
{Before and since that time I have not known fear.}
{As penance for that broken horn, My group and I became stronger…strong enough that we’d never lose our pride again.}
{So then, how..?}
{How did yet another horn break?}
{How…}
{Did this happen once again to us…?}

004
{That we were made to feel fear?}

005
{We are the Dakini…legend makers on the battlefield…}
{We were primed to make another brand new legend…}
{But now….}
{These monkeys are…!!}

006
{No…}
{It isn’t just us Dakini…}
{That have learned fear…}
(Sfx- Piiiiih *fffft*)
???: The boss is…??
(Sfx- Zazaaahhh *Sfffft*)
???: Retreaaaaat!!

007
{Just what are these Earthlings…?}
Tsukuyo: Don’t let ‘em escape!!
{These weak creatures that have nothing legendary to their names…}
{Are bringing these warrior tribes of renown to their knees…}
{But how could this be happening…?}

008
{We Dakini were born to fight and thus fight to live.}
{What were they born for and why do they live?}
{Why is it that these Earthlings who were not born to fight…}
{Have us afraid?}
{Earthlings….}
{What is the name of that flower?}

009
Jirochou: They’re fallin’ apart.
We’ve reached deep into the enemy’s camp and they’ve lost their chain of command.
Maybe they’ve started quaking in their boots when they realized they’re surrounded by enemies.
Take one look into their eyes and you’ll see a bunch of guys who just wanna go home.
Though we’re the bunch who went and pissed off the entire universe.
We’ve gotta do something about the Liberation front’s main unit that’s got this city surrounded or else we’re still in dire straits.
We’ve busted the frontlines, and so they’re retreating, but if they hook up with the main units…
Then we’re in a situation where it’s no different than stabbing an elephant with a needle.
{Mercenary Unit}
{Liberation front main unit.}
Gintoki: Obviously one needle isn’t going to do anything to an Elephant…
But if we add a dab of poison, then eventually it’lll spread around and Jumbo’ll stop moving.

010
Gintoki: Fear is contagious.
If they wanna go home, then the door’s wide open –we won’t stop ‘em…
However…

011
(Sfx- Dopaaaah *thooom*)
Gintoki: So let’s make sure to…
Dip them deep in that poison known as fear!
Okama: Pakoooo?!
Gintoki: Our dear customers are packin’ it in for the night Mama Saigou.
They had a real blast in this city.

012
Gintoki: Until those asses are baby smooth,
Let’s tear every hair they’ve got off of ‘em.
(Sfx- Dooooon *thooom*)
Someone: The advance unit that raided the city…
Is flooding out!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah!!)
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah!!)
Someone: Thi—this is insane!
The last mercenary unit is running away?

013
Someone: It’s not just over here….
The west gate…
And south gate too!!
Jirochou: Man,
We sure took on one hell of a gamble.
We opened up the gates of the city leaving the protection slack…
{Kabuki-cho}
{Liberation front.}
Jirocho: And now we’re hopin’ that we can force the enemy on the inside out, and when they’re running for it the main unit of the Liberation will get swept up and make a hasty retreat too.
Once they see their mercenary units running back with their asses beaten, the Liberation front won’t have much morale to speak of.
Though I’m not all that sure an army of this size will be in a fleein’ mood.

014
Jirochou: If the elephant digs its heels in and won’t move…
Then ants will just get crushed.
Even a lowdown Yakuza wouldn’t be crazy enough to bet the farm on this gamble.
Binbokusai: We’ve gone and made a wager that even old fools with long battle histories would get blue balls at the sight of.
Though when the mission is something as absurd as saving the entire planet…
The only people who could possibly pull it off is a moron who could screw up and destroy the entire planet in one wrong move.
Maybe a guy like that who still finds a bet like that worth making…
Is the only one who can grasp this.

015
Someone: Ruuuunnn!!!
Don’t stop moving even if you die!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaahhh!!!)
Someone else: Keep your forward momentum if there aren’t any enemies before you!
Even if you end up dying while moving back, let your corpse hit the ground facing forward!
A win means the enemy withdraws! A lose means the world’s annihilation!
No matter how you look at it, this is it!
So then clear your head and put your back into this with everything you’ve got!
Don’t leave even a single flaming pile of garbage behind!!
Until there’s nothing ahead of you…
RUN!
(Sfx- Kuwaaah *raaar*)
???: Hi…
Wait, what are you doing?
Hey! Wait!

016
???: Stop it you bastards!!
Shut the hell up! If the mercenaries couldn’t kill ‘em, what makes you think we can!?
(Sfx- Datsh *dash*)
{They’re collapsing…!}
{Maybe now we might just…}
(Sfx- Dokaaaaahhh *thuuud*)
Ougai: Stop running.
The enemy is that way.
If you still want to withdraw…
Then I’ll gladly be your opponent.
SO PICK UP YOUR WEAPONS AND FIGHT YOU SMALL FRY!

017
{They stopped…}
{All it took was one shout…}
{For him to keep their morale from collapsing.}
{He took their fear and…}
{Glazed over it with another, greater fear.}
{We are the Dakini…}
{We were born to fight and thus fight to live.}
{There is nothing that we fear.}
{And supposing there were..}
{We would just…}
{Pluck it with our own two hands.}
{One more life that blooms on another planet will disappear..}
(Sfx- Zuun zuun *doom doom*)

018
(Sfx- Zun zun *doom doom*)
Ougai: Did you not hear me?
(Sfx- Dogooohhh *Thoooom*)
Ougai: I will destroy anyone that re—
Hedoro: I’m sorry…
When I heard there was a war occurring, I was assisting with getting everyone to shelter…
So I ended up running a little late.
Maybe things might have changed if I got here a little sooner…
So again I apologize.
Ougai: Y—Youre…

019
{You…}
{A parasite on Planet Kohaku possessed you and you tried to get it treated.}
{From what I’ve heard it’s a plant that acts like a parasite and attaches itself to the brain.}
{Since that happened you’ve become a different person…}
{I didn’t become anyone different…}
{I simply blossomed…}
{And so has my flower.}
Ougai: Y—yo---
It can’t be you…!!
(Side text- A truly fearsome person has arrived!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 625…………..END.