Gintama 626

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(Side text- He who appeared was recognized…?)
GINTAMA
Ougai: Y—You bastard…
Th---
That flower…
That’s…
There’s no way!!

002
Ougai: The parasite…Perappa Heaven!!
It sticks roots into the host’s brain and takes over their thoughts.
It’s said before long that host’s head is changed into a flower field,
By this parasite from planet Kohaku.
At one time you lead the “Horned brigade” and laid waste to countless planets.
{But then even that man changed…}
{I haven’t become anyone else…}
{I have bloomed…}
{And so has my flower…}

003
Ougai: Y—
You’re…
The one who broke my horn…
The strongest man of the Dakini, known as “God’s horn”…
Hedoro: Who was it?
The one who stepped upon this flower…
I want you to be honest and raise your hand, okay?

004
Hedoro: I haven’t the foggiest idea who you are.
I am simply a botanist who lives in this city.
I love the lives of the flowers that bloom on this planet.
I am Hedoro the next door neighbor of…
The Yorozuya house.
So I will ask once again, who is the one who stepped on the life of this planet?
(Side text- This neighbor has the strongest love…)
GINTAMA
Lesson 626: Jump has become pretty inflated.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

005
Shinpachi: He—Hedoro-san…
Ougai: K---
KILL HIMMMM!!
Any and every man who’s in sight…
Kill the God’s hoooooorn!!
A man who’s sense of self has been invaded by flowers and forgotten how to fight…
No longer has a need for that hooooorn!!

006
(Sfx- Kuwaaaaah *roaaaar*)
Hedoro: Oh my, this is a problem.
While I did ask for you to honestly raise your hand…
I had no idea there were this many of you.
I simply wanted you to say a word of apology to the flowers..
But this will take days.
However..

007
(Sfx- Gaaaaooon *thooooom*)
(Sfx- Gogogogogogo *rmmmmmmble*)

008
(Sfx- Potaaah *drip*)
Hedoro: However…

009
Hedoro: Even if apologies are impossible…
Perhaps going mano-a-mano
Will perhaps settle this.
Now then…
Let us settle this quickly….would all of you mind coming at once?
(Sfx- Zuuun zuuunn *doom doom*)

010
(Sfx- Kunnn *thoooom*)
(Sfx- Dododoooon *Thoooom*)
Shinpachi: He…..
HEDOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
HE BROUGHT DOWN THOSE MONSTERS IN ONE SWING?!
HE’S DROPPED THE LIBERATION FRONT INTO THE LOWEST RUNG OF FEAR WITH ONE FIST?!
The enemy has drowned in fear all at once!!
Hedero-san’s terrifying! There really isn’t anything more terrifying than he is!!
However right now, that fear is the thing we can rely on the most! Gin-san, if we’re going to press forward there’s no better time than now---

011
Shinpachi: YOU’RE RUNNING TOOOOO?!
WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU ASSHOLES ARE SCARED TOO?!
ARE YOU GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM A CHANCE TO MAKE THE ENEMY RETREAT?!
Gintoki: What the hell are you going on about chances for?!
Even if we manage to chase the Liberation Front out of here, if that monster’s flower withers then we’re going to witness the advent of a new demon king!!
This final arc is just a prolog for Jump 18’s inflation system!! I’m sick of this shit!! I’m going to Shounen Sunday!!
Shinpachi: What are you talking about?!
(Sfx- Dogoooooohh *thooooom*)
Gintoki: NGH!
(Sfx- Zusasaaaahhh *dsshhh*)
(Sfx- Tasshhh *dsshh*)
???: Gintoki-sama there’s no need to worry. No matter what kind of Demon King appears…
Edo has…

012
Gedomaru: The Ketsuno clan…
We Onmyouji are here.
Kagura(?): Gedomaru!!! Ketsuno Ana!!
Shinpachi: Wh—Why are you here?!
Crystel: The Ketsuno clan are a group tasked with the protection of this country by the Bakfu.
Did you think our only friends were ayakashi and oni?
Gedomaru: Actually we still have…
Crystel: One other friend.
Gedomaru: The Demon king Satan was being a bit annoying and teamed up with Nuraryhon which started the third great demon world war, so we were a little late, but…
We’re ready to change the genre from occult to sci-fi whenever you want.
Shinpachi: No, that’s an entirely different problem!! Satan and Nurarihyon have long since ended!!
(TN- Nurarihyon no Mago was once a manga in shounen jump…though I have no idea what the Satan in this refers to. Maybe Mr. Satan from DBZ?)

013
Gedomaru: From here I am no longer a shikigami that works for the Ketsuno clan..
I am a friend of everyone…of all humans and I am prepared to fight by your side.
So Gintoki-sama, there’s no need for you to have such a pathetic expression.
I will go along with you.
I say go with you, but…
It’s more like possess.
And if you still say you want to retreat after that then…
(Sfx- dooooooon *thooom*)
Gedomaru: Then would you like me to take you to the same underworld I sent Satan?
Shinpachi: That’s sort of the same thing the bad guys tried to use last week?!

014
Gedomaru: Now fight you small frrrrrrry!!
Shinpachi: I’M SERIOUSLY HAVING TROUBLE FIGURING OUT WHO THE SHIKIGAMI IS HERE?!
(Sfx- Dodododododo *Thoooooom*)
Dude: What the hell is that?!
It’s a freaky bunch of soldiers!!! They’ve even got a friggin’ zombie!!
AND THEY’RE HEADED RIGHT FOR US!!
What the hell is up with this planet?! It’s like a damn haunted house!!
R---run like hell!!
(Sfx- AUUUUGHHHHH!!!)
Shinpachi: HOLD ON!! ARE YOU RETREATING WITH THE ENEMIEEES?! MORE LIKE YOU’RE RUNNING EVEN FASTER THAN THEY ARE!!
Kagura: They’ve outrun the enemies, yes? They’ve completely left them behind!!
Shinpachi: WHY ARE THEY CHASING US TOO?!

015
Gintoki: Dude this is majorly bad! We’ve caught up to the monster in front of us now!! There’s nowhere to run!!
We’ve been sandwiched in one hell of a monster sub! It’s a wtfitch now dammit! The wtfitch earl came up with this shit, dammit!
(TN- In Japanese it’s a “Nandowitch” (What+sandwitch) I tried my best, okay?)
Gedomaru: Shut up and get moving.
(Sfx- Goohhh *thok*)
(Sfx- Dokaaah *thud*)
Gintoki: Ugh..!
(Sfx- Buchiiin *pluk*)
???: This is the glamorous city, huh?
There isn’t a palm big enough to handle this many fleeing soldiers at once.
???: It’s within a hand that holds nothing that we can fool others into thinking we have something. We will borrow power from that which does not exist.
The ones who can do this are swindlers and we the Onmyouji.

016
???: I suppose you have a point, swindler. Not that I have any intention of acknowledging you as a onmyouji.
???: Then I shall have you recognize me as the greatest swindler in this country.
At a time like this, even a swindler’s power can prove a little useful!
Seimei and Douman: LET US CLASH WITH ALL WE HAVE…
SEIMEI! DOUMAN!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaah *roaaar*)
Dudes: Our path has been blocked!!
If we retreat any further back, then the entire army is going to collapse!!
We’ve got to hold them back!!
We’ve got the advantage with numbers so we’ll win by overwhelming them! Don’t falter and smash the enemy by surrounding them!!
The reinforcements will come before long, so until then we have to hold out somehow—
(Sfx- Zazazaza *dssssh*)
Dudes: So they’ve finally come to help—

017
(Sfx- Zazazazazazazaza *tmptmptmptmptmp*)
Dude: N—no way….
Who in the hell are you guys…

018
Dude: You’re saying at a time like this…the enemy had reinforcements?!
It’s impossible for them to still have this military force….
Hey look!!
They’re up there too…
And their numbers are gradually growing!!
T—there are a shitton of ‘em!!
T—they’re the ones trying to surround us then?!
Calm down! There’s no way they---
How can we possibly stay calm?! With this the single advantage we had is…
Th—then we’re we’re….!!
(Sfx- dastsuhh *dash*)
Dude: Hey! I said wait!
Didn’t you hear me say to wait!?!
I—It’s no good!
We’re completely pinned down!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah *roaaaar*)

019
Shinpachi: We did it…
Finally….
The Liberation front has…
Finally withdrawn!!
Kagura: Gin-chaaaan!! We did iiiiiit!!
It is only temporary but at least for a little while Kabuki-cho is peaceful—
Gin-chan?
(Side text- Gin-san’s done it now…)
GINTAMA LESSON 626…………END.
(Bottom text- Next week in order for the author to gather materials, this series will not appear in the magazine.)