Gintama 636

Ah, I've slipped into that pattern of only translating Gintama again. Luckily Saike's 9th part is done so I can shake free of my mono focus of balls and tomfoolery soon.



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GINTAMA
(Side text- The Yato pride collides!!)
Kamui: Old man…
The yato blood that flows within you…
Might be a valuable 100 year old vintage resource or whatever…
But what is within us..
Is our homeland of many thousands of years….
The blood of us yato –the blood that our mother shed that watches over us.

002
Kamui: Let us show you what a real yato is.
GINTAMA
(Sfx- DOHHH *thooom*)
(Side text- What connects them is that “legendary blood”…!!)
Lesson 636: That part down south becomes stiff even without breathing exercises.
SORACHI HIDEAKI

003
Abuto: He can still shrink?!

004
Abuto: That bastard…
He’s totally elastic?!
(Sfx- Meki meki meki *Grind grind*)
(Sfx- Doohh *thooom*)
(Sfx- Gofuuhhh *thoooom*)
Abuto: His defenses too?!
(Sfx- Gagagaga *thokothok*)
(Sfx- Buooooohhh *fwhooooom*)
Kagura: Oraaaaaaaaah!!!

005
(Sfx- Goooshiii *thoook*)
Kagura: Ah..
Sorr—
(Sfx- Gashiii *grab*)
Kamui: Don’t worry about it!

006
(Sfx- Gofuuhhh *thooom*)
Kamui: Now we’re even.
Kagura: Gorahhh…
Abuto: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU IDIODIC SIBLINGS DOOOOOING?!
(Sfx- Futsuhhh *shhhit*)
(Sfx- Meki meki meki *grind grinnd*)
(Sfx- Kapaaah *thoook*)
(Sfx- Dogoooohhh *booooom*)

007
(Sfx- Dodooooh *tokkh*)
Kagura: You bastaaaaaard!!
I did not even do that on purpose yet you still want to get even?!
(Sfx- Gooohh *whooom*)
Kamui: I said don’t hold me back before, yeah?
With you around a fight I could easily win becomes impossible to do.
Kagura: Not if you are a guy who cannot avoid a kick like that! Just go and die!
Abuto: IS THIS THE TIME TO BE FIGHTING?!
Yato: That’s quite the bloodline you’ve got there kiddos…
(Sfx- Dogoooohhh *booooom*)
(Sfx- Dooohh *thook*)

008
Yato: I haven’t the slightest idea who your mother is…
But overly old blood relationships are problematic too.
It would seem there’s quite a bit of mold that’s sprouted there, no?
Kamui: Oh right, totally forgot about that previous engagement. Within you baldy’s blood is flowing…
So it’s no wonder you’re dragging me down.
Kagura: It is without a doubt you will be bald someday too, so find a wig and get ready for it!!
(Sfx- fuhhkaaahh *thoooom*)
Yato: It’s useless.
With your scattered offense…
For you to break my body that can become tough and flexible at will.

009
Abuto: In the first place, what the hell were the two of you aiming for?!
Don’t friggin look so overjoyed that you’ve involved an enemy in your sibling spat!!
(Sfx- Buoooohhh *fwhoooom*)
(Sfx- Zazaaaah *dssshhh*)
Kamui: It seems you’ve completely missed the enemy.
Kagura: Same to you, yes?
Kamui: Don’t disappoint me.
If you’re like this after defeating me, then my pride as an older brother is going to completely collapse.
This isn’t an enemy you can hope to catch up with by relying on your eyes alone.
As such a Yato is…
One who sees the enemy using that –their yato blood.

010
Kamui: Over what seems to be an eternity, countless memories of battles have been recorded in that blood…including one’s own experiences.
And it’s via that experience that one begins to cultivate their instinct. Yato use their blood as eyes to measure up the enemy.
As one who has fought many enemies…
And continues to fight against herself, you should be able to see it.
You who has experienced….
Much more now than you have before…
Should be able to have a grasp
on how to use it.
Don’t be afraid of it.
Believe in it –the yato blood.
Have faith in the blood of your family.
{Not with my eyes…}
{But my blood…}

011
Kamui: Do you see anything?
Kagura: Not a thing right now.
Kamui: Figures.
I however see it reaaaaal clearly.
Kagura: What is that?
Kamui: The face of the enemy.
And I can also see all the potshots you got in on me –and there were plenty.
Now we’re even.
(Sfx- Pin *thok*)
(Sfx- Dofuhhh *thooom*)
Kagura: YOU ASS!!
(Sfx- Goohhh *whooom*)
Yato: Getting distracted from your enemy while fighting and still believing you have a chance at victory, huh?
If it’s hard for you to stay focused, why don’t I rid you of your worldly desires?
Let’s start with you, big brother.

012
{That’s….}
{No way he couldn’t be….!!}
{He did this in order to lure out my final finishing blow…}
(Sfx- Doooohhh *boooom*)
{And force me to put all of my power into my arm…!!}

013
{If I focus all of my power into the same place…}
{Then the rest of my body is devoid of strength..!!}
{It hasn’t been long but he’s already understood the special characteristics of my kikou?}
{And now to pierce through that shell…}
{He became a decoy….}
{--Is what’s going on?}
{But this blood…}
{Has already seen through everything.}
(TN- Kikou is like “chi” or literally “breathing exercises”. It’s referred to in the title, but it sounds weird in context here so I’m leaving it untranslated.)

014
Kagura: I saw it, yes?
The very first hit was just an unfortunate accident…
And there weren’t that many more.
So in short…
Now we are even, yes?!
(Sfx- Dohhh *boooom*)

015
(Sfx- Doofuuhhh *thooooom*)
(Sfx- DOgoooooh *whoooooom*)
Yato: Uuu..
Ughhh.
{The empty shell has been pierced…}
{My balls were completely defenseless…}
{Moreover…}
Kagura: Whooops, my foot slipped, you had better get out of the way, big brother!!
{Even now they haven’t finished their sibling squabble.}
{Just how long do they intend to mock me…}
Kamui: I see…
So that was just an unfortunate accident earlier huh?
Makes sense, I get it.

016
(Sfx- Gooohhh *booom*)
(Sfx- Gooooohhh *thoooooom*)
Kamui: Ah sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to what was above me.
(Sfx- Gaoooooon *boooom*)
Yato: Nghhhh..
{N—n—not the balls again….}
{Even with my blood I cannot…}
{Read their movements….!}
(Sfx- Futsuhhh *shffft*)
Kagura: You aaaasss!! If you are my older brother act more like an adult! Can’t you allow your little sister to get the final blow?!
(Sfx- DOooooh *boooom*)
{Even though they’re in the midst of a sibling quarrel, their aim for my balls is almost perfect..}
Kamui: Back at you! Don’t you have enough humility to allow big brother to win this one?
(Sfx- Zugashaaaah *dhsshhhh*)

017
{No that’s not it…}
{They’re using the pretense of involving me in their fight as a feint!!}
{They keep aiming for my balls….}
{While waiting for me to focus my energies into protecting them!}
{And if I do focus and protect my balls that’ll leave the rest of me unprotected and it’s all over!}
{So they intend to keep this testicle rally going until then…?!}
{So between my life and my balls…}
{I have to choose one?!}
(Sfx- Meri meri *griiiinddd*)
{I’m not giving…}
{either to you two!!}
(Sfx- DOoooon *fwhoooom*)
(Sfx- Shurururuu *shhhhhh*)
Yato: I’ve concentrated all of my energy into defense via my balls!!
Now I have no weaknesses!! Now what will you do?!

018
Kamui: Let’s quit playing around.
Kagura: It is faster to just deal with this head on, yes.
Kamui: But before that…
(Sfx- Zann *Sshhh*)
Kagura: There’s this to take care of.
Kamui: Whether you’re able to control how flexible or tough you are, --if your tough or soft…

019
Both: it doesn’t matter if we can just completely crush you underfoot.
(Sfx- Dodooooh *thooooom*)
(Sfx- Doooooooooooon *whoooooom*)
(Side text- His balls have been dropped!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 636……………..END.