Gintama 637

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GINTAMA
Lesson 637: Take care not to spread your flag too much.
SORACHI HIDEAKI
(Sfx- Gogogogo *rmmmmble*)
(Side text- Where is the gathering of the Yato bloodmatches headed…!?)
Yato: We have wandered through hundreds of battlefields
and have thousands of battles recorded in this blood.
With this blood…
There is nothing that goes unseen.
Yet you two do not even notice me,
And are instead engaged in another battle despite the enemy being before your eyes.

002
Yato: What those eyes are transfixed on…
Aren’t your siblings or even the enemy who stands before you..
But beyond that…strength far higher…
And far beyond this place.
Rejoice brethren…
The proud Yato blood…
Has yet to..
Be…
Destroyed…
(Sfx- Gakuhh *droop*)

003
Another Yato: Masteeer!!!
Th—this can’t be happening! That legend of the battlefield was done in by those brats…?
Kagura: No, what are you looking at? Have you even confirmed that he is dead?
Kamui: No need to worry, he’ll just wither away like old dudes tend to.
Kagura: Could you stop with that example?
Kamui: Now if you wouldn’t mind taking your dead wood with you and retreating…?
Sorry to put it this way but we don’t think of you guys as brethren or anything of the sort.
If you want to come at us we’ll crush you with no hesitation.
Those who want to cling to a legend..
And those who want make one themselves.
We think of ourselves as a class separate from both.

004
Abuto: Ya hear that guys?
Our boss who kicked our ass until we beat the enemies down…
Seems to have remembered just how much hard work we’ve done!
Seventh squad dude: Gahahah!! The one who shouldn’t be talking is the boss!!
Whatsamatter, catch a cold on some planet somewhere?
Kamui: Nothing’s changed, though?
I still have no need for the weak.
Even on this side we’ve gotta weed out the extras so we can hurry up and get to the main event.
I really wish you’d get the hint already.
Kagura: It does not bother me. Though it would seem the extras have increased by one, yes?
Kamui: Who said anything about you being the main event? I’m itching to clean you up as well, extra!!
(Sfx- DOoohh *fhwooom*)
(Sfx- Hyaannn *fwisssh*)

005
(Sfx- Doooon *thooom*)
???: Sup.
Here I was thinking you guys had finally made up and things were going well…
But if you wanna have a final bout,
Then wouldn’t I be first in line, big bro?
(Sfx- Zatsuhhh *sfft*)
Okita: Naw…
I recall this guy sweet talking me too.
This is one I can’t let you have, boss.
Kagura: Gin-chan! You guys…!!

006
GIntoki: Seems we’ve got all kinds of rematch flags poppin’ up everywhere regardless of the person.
Though I don’t think there’s a favorite that’ll trigger a happy ending once they’ve been picked, right big bro?
Okita: What suits you is the east, west, south and north heroines stabbing the mess out of you…
A bloodbath ending right in the thick of things.
Hijikata: Yeah, I don’t think we’d hear a voice like that in the middle of things.
(TN- Sooo I’m not sure what they’re talking about, but the “North, west, east, south” thing is a reference to the names of the heroines in Ichigo 100%. –who are in this as the retainers for Kyuubee’s family.)
Kamui: Aw, all coming at me at once? You all sure are a fickle bunch…
You looked pretty loose but it turns out you’re surprisingly pure huh?
Kagura: Do not make this more complicated!
Kamui: Truly I’ve found my happy ending…
If I’m surrounded by enemies from the north, south, east , and west.
No need to worry, I’m not like some romantic comedy protagonist…
Who spreads his seeds willy-nilly and doesn’t take responsibility.
I’ll be sure to properly….
Kill all of the heroines dead.

007
(Sfx- Gooohhh *fwooom*)
(Sfx- Dokakakakhhh *dsssshhh*)
Kamui: So for now….
Just bear with it, okay?
Until I’ve come to kill you…
I won’t let any of you die.

008
(Sfx- Kuwaaaah *roaaaar*)
Abuto: I won’t let anyone die…huh?
Never thought I’d see the day he’d give that kind of order…
Hey….
(Sfx- Zatsuhhh *Sfhht*)
Abuto: Hurry up and tell the troops to withdraw.

009
Abuto: The universe’s most dangerous brother and the universe’s stupidest one have teamed up.
There’s no one who can stop those siblings now.
If they don’t want earth to be destroyed along with ‘em, then cast your eyes to the sky and pray.
Beyond that we’ll try to do something about ‘em.
Oh and after that…
Be careful not to catch a cold…
Contagions are troublesome things.
(Sfx- Dokaakakak *thoohohok*)
Liberation front: Dammit we were barely able to handle the seventh squad, and now they have backup?!
Withdraw!!
We’ll beat a temporary retreat and rally our provisions!!
Someone: But…..
Don’t argue with me, just…
(Sfx- Doohhh *thooood*)

010
Dude: H—hey…
(Sfx- Gobpuhhh)
(Sfx- Dodododododododo *thohthothothothooom*)
Kagura: Th—that’s…
(Sfx- Zatazaaaa *dsssft*)

011
Kagura: The Naraku!!
(Sfx- Kuwaaah *roaaaar*)
Someone: Wh..why?!
Why are they here…?!
???: It’s just as you all said…
They –the liberation front…
No longer have the power to put an end to you…

012
Utsuro: Or would it be better to say…
The power gathered to protect this planet –earth,
Far exceeds the strength that they have…?
Gintoki: Utsuro…!!

013
Utsuro: Fearing the might of the hinokagutsuchi, the crazed troupes lost their leaders
and became an unruly mob.
And those who feared the end from the very beginning…
Ended up not being able to put an end to anything at all or so it seems….
But, this is all in tune with the roles I imposed upon all of them.
(Sfx- Zatsshhh *sshfft*)

014
Utsuro: Thanks to all of you…
The war efforts until the hinokagutsuchi could be operated were muddled and muddied….
You have my thanks.
I am grateful…
For your foolishness.
(Sfx- DOoohhh *thoooom*)

015
(Sfx- Doshaaann *blooorsh*)
Utsuro: They were incompetent…unable to bring anything to an end.
However to start the conversation about the end…
Their foolish war….
And your completely ineffectual one were essential.
However now that the dice has been thrown, there is no need for this pretext anymore.
If anything I cannot bear to look at this anymore.
You fools who continue to reject your unavoidable demise…
Looking at you all snap and cling to life is like…
(Sfx- Zuzuuhhh *shhhhdt*)
(Sfx- Gurariii *wibble*)
Utsuro: Watching corpses who haven’t yet realized they’re dead wander about…
It’s unbearably ugly.

016
Utsuro: The end should be a serene peacefulness….
As this planet –earth is about to end,
You all are unnecessary.
Would you mind going on ahead,
and waiting for this world to end?
Kondo(?): What—what’s this?!
Utsuro: Didn’t you all think it was strange?
I’ve gone around destroying Altana to incite wars…

017
Utsuro: Yet I haven’t laid a finger on Earth….why would that be?
Sympathy for my home planet perhaps?
Or maybe just on a whim?
No…
(Sfx- Zugogogogogooo *fhooooom*)
(Sfx- Kaaah *sheen*)
Utsuro: I left it aside….
for your sakes.

018

019
(Side text- The final, unescapable despair begins…!!!)
(Sfx- DOOOOOON *BOOOOOOM*)
GINTAMA LESSON 637…………..END.