Lonely Professor and Robot Girl's despair like utopia 1

And today's contestant on "Why does BDR not understand that by translating something he's dooming it?" Isssssss.

But no, I really enjoyed reading this for my blog which is here BTW so much that I translated it. It'll fill in the void RYOKO left for now, I guess...though for scanslations well, we'll see. For now consider it reserved.



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LONELY PROFESSOR AND ROBOT GIRL’S DESPAIR LIKE UTOPIA
Chapter 1: Lonely professor and Robot Girl
(Yellow bubble- A new serial silently starts with 21 pages)
(Middling text- This is the thing called happiness? Sometimes you have to dig deep in your heart and daily life to find out. The Utopia comedy…)
YAMADA KANEHITO

002
(Top text- Lonely professor and Robot girl’s//bottom text- Despair like Utopia.)
Girl: Professor you’re in the way.
Please move.
(Sfx- Bari bori chew chew)
Girl: Shall I treat you like garbage too?

003
(What is Love?)
TV: Your love is heavy….
Girl: Professor, what is love?
(Sfx- Gyuuu grinnd)
(Sfx- Guguh wifft)
Girl: Love is…
Heavy..

004
(I’d like a dog.)
TV: Dogs teach children the importance of life.
Girl: Professor, I’d like a dog.
I said I’d like a dog, professor…
Not a pig.

005
(I’d like to go to the pool)
TV: The weather is perfect for a pool outing today.
Girl: Professor, I’d like to go to the pool.
(Sfx- Zabaaan blllosh)
Girl: This is cramped.

006
(What are friends?)
TV: We’re friends, dude!
Girl: Professor…
What are friends?

007
(The Professor’s secret documents.)
TV: Too bad professor…
Now would you hand over the secret documents?
(Sfx- Gari gari gari)
Girl: Too bad professor.
Now would you hand over the secret documents?
(On paper- Modification planning document// Rocket punch//Television//Core exhaust unit)
(Sfx- gata gata shiver shiver)

008
(Piggyback)
TV: I can’t reach my balloon…
All right, I’ll give you a piggyback.
Girl: Professor,
I’d like to get that book.
Piggyba—
Pi-ggy-ba-ck-!!

009
(I’d like a little sister.)
TV: Big brother, it’s morning, time to get up!
Girl: Professor, I’d like a little sister.
That’s not funny.

010
(Late night sounds]
TV: And then they heard sounds from the empty room….
(Sfx- Dosuun dosuun thoom thoom)
(Sfx- Bikkuh poit)
(Sfx- Dosuun dosuun thoom thoom)
(Sfx- Pataan…*click*)

011
(Going shopping.)
Girl: Professor, our stock of DVDs have run out.
I can’t watch TV.
Eh?
You say there’s a total hottie on TV right now?
I’ll friggin’ kill you.

012
Girl: I’ve never seen this before.
(Sfx- Zahh dsfft)
Girl: Ah, are you going shopping?
I’ll go too.
TV: …From a meteor…..outside of Earth’s….
…..An undiscovered pathogen spread at an explosive rate unchecked.
….That day…
Was humanity’s last.

013

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015

016
Girl: Professor…
I’ve purchased the rest of the used DVDS.
It certainly is quiet here…
This used to be a lively city full of many people a long time ago, right?
But this is good.
Because now it’s reserved for you professor.

017
(The professor tries on clothes.)
Girl: Since we’re out, we’d might as well buy you some new clothes.
Something like this would look cool on you, right?
What are you, some mountain bandit’s lackey?

018
(Under the bed.)
TV: You’re still hiding dirty mags under your bed…
(On envelope- From Professor.)
{To Robo}
{If you’re reading this letter then I am no longer of this world…}
Girl: You’re here!

019
(Professor and solitude.)
Girl: You weren’t able to communicate with anyone today either, huh?
Professor..
Perhaps other than you, humanity is already….
You’re lonely aren’t you?
I cannot be a stand-in for a human…

020
Girl: So you don’t feel any sort of loneliness do you professor?
Huh?
You were a loner from the start so there’s no problem?
I see nothing but problems with that, professor.