Mahoujin Guru Guru 4

Brought to you by my immense dislike of the number "3" is my last translation for 2017. Hoping for more of this and maybe less months where I only work on Gintama going into 2018.



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Chapter 4: Gem Prairie.

002
Priest(?):Thou art the “hero” Nike.
(Sfx- Pori pori scrtch scrtch)
Priest: And the “Magic user” Kukuri...
(Sfx- Afuuhh yaaawn)
Priest: Your party will be deployed from Ancient kingdom for a long journey starting now.
You are but mere lambs but the Lord will shower you with as much of His love as possible...
{Ancient Castle North gate, Travel baptismal.}
Priest: Ahem....do you swear to fight for the sake of Ancient kingdom?
(Sfx- Guuuu snooore)
(Sfx- Pooohhh blaaank)
Priest: DO YOU SWEAR TO FIGHT FOR ANCIENT KINGDOM?!
Nike: Eh? Say what?
Kukuri: Yes! We absolutely swear!
(Sfx- Biku biku poit)
Priest: I bear witness to your declaration.
Here is your map.
(Sfx- Gakkuri drooop)
Nike: Yaaay.
Kukuri: Yaay.
Dude: Will those two be okay?
Dude2: Not that it matters since they were apparently chosen by the king...

003
{Level one Gem Prairie}
Nike: So this is the outside world...?
(Sfx- Jaaaann tadaaaah)
Nike: Dude there's no difference out here! That king was totally bluffing.
Hey Monsters! If you're around,c'mon out!!
Kukuri: Mr. Hero, you should hurry and come out of the gateway...
{The Hero is protecting himself.}
{Sfx- Kyoro kyoro wfft wfft)
(Sfx- Kasakasakasa sfffsffsfff)
Kukuri: Mr. Hero looks like a roach....
Starting now, we're going to have a worldwide adventure!
We'll go around the world seeing different cities and meeting all kinds of people! I'm sure it'll be lots of fun...
(Sfx- Kasakasa sfftsffft)

004
Kukuri: I wonder what kind of world awaits us...
{Flying in the air...}
{Sailing by boat}
{Kukuri's Imagination.}
(Handwritten- Defeat me and receive this ruby!//Haaaah! You annoying sweet potato!!//That's Zameris island!!//Use the moon stone Mr. Hero!!//Magic//Serious//)
(Sfx- Paooo baooooon)
Nike: What on earth are you imagining?
(Handwritten- What the heck is a Moonstone?)
Kukuri: Anyway no matter what happens let's have a “fun and happy journey” Mr. Hero!
Nike: Sure thing...
(Sfx- Hyuhhh)
(Sfx- Kuruh spn)
(TN- I'm not entirely sure what Nike's headand says but I can make out “Humanity” and “mountains”. If I had to take a guess, it might be something like “If there are mountains humans will climb them?”)
{The Hero became elderly.}
(Sfx- Hah gasp)
(Sfx- Gooooohhh rrrooooooar)
Nike: Where are you goig?!
Kukuri: I'll do it again from the start!
“Starting now we're finally going on a adventure around the world---”
Nike: Ah! I get it, okay?!
Guard: They're still here....

005
{And thus their loooong~ Journey finally began.}
(Handwritten- North city.)
Nike: Whew...
(Handwritten- Ancient Castle.)
Nike: According to this map there's only one road to North City...
Did we take the wrong way or something?
Right about now we should be one fourth of the way there.
(Sfx- fuuhh)
Kukuri: It's quite far..

006
Nike: I'm starving.
(Sfx- Guuuhh grrumble)
Kukuri: Oh right! I think I have something you'll like...
Granny made some magical medicine...
(Sfx- Shuru shuru wfft)
Nike: The old hag....?
(Handwritten- Eeeeheeeheeheeehee)
(Sfx- Hiku poit)
Kukuri: All you need is one to be completely full!
Nike: Hmm...guess I'll give it a shot...
(Sfx- Pakuhh gulp)
(Sfx- Daaahh bleeeeeegh)
Kukuri: Kyah! Are you okay Mr. Hero?!
Nike: It's somehow bitter, sour, and salty all at once...
(Sfx- Pakuhh chew)
Kukuri: That's weird, let me try one.
(Sfx- Daaah poot)
Nike: Whoa! Hang in there!!!
Ugh, I'm gonna find a fruit or something before it burns our mouths off!
Kukuri: Th—Thank you...

007
Nike: I got a baaaad feeling about this.
{Voracious grass.}
(Side panel- It's a voracious, mysterious plant.}
(Sfx- Gachi gachi gachi munch munch munch)
Nike: Seems like around here even the fruits have weird characteristics to 'em...
(Handwritten- Save meeee~)
Nike: Huh?
Huh? I think I hear someone's voice further in....
(Sfx- Tatatatatata tmptmptmptmp)
Someone: Heeey!! Someone help meee!!!
Nike: What's your deal?
(Sfx- Hyoii wfft)
(Sfx- Jitabata taptmpt)
Dude: Please you gotta help me!!
I'm being chased!!
Nike: Looks like a blast! Lemmie join.
(Handwritten- Go! Go!)
Dude: It's a monster you idiot!!

008
Nike: Whut?
(Sfx- zazaaahhh sssffft)
(Sfx-Babaaaan Dadooooom*)
{Humanoid Beast: Kasegi}
Dude: Th—That's him...!!
{Th—this is a monster....}
(Sfx- Jiriiihhh Sffft)
Kasegi: Oho? More humans shuu!
(Sfx- Girooohh glaaare)
Kasegi: If I defeat humans, Master Giri will be pleased with me, shuu!
I feel bad for you two but you're gonna die here, shuu!

009
Nike: Yeah, um. Death's kind of incontinent for me, dude!
Dude: Could you say something less lame, maybe?
Kasegi: Save your back talk for heaven, shuu!
(Sfx- Hyuunn wffff)
(Sfx- Bakoohhh thooom)
Nike: Whoa!
(Handwritten- Jummp!!)
Nike: C'mon man, did you really think I'd go down that easily?
(Sfx- Chuuhhh wff)
{The Hero attacks!}
Nike: Deyaaaaaaah!!!
(Sfx- Pyoooon whofft)
(Sfx- Hyuuun Hyuunn wfff wfffff)
{But it was skillfully dodged!//But it was skillfully dodged!//But it was skillfully dodged!!}
(Sfx- Pyoooon whoom)
Kasegi: Hehehehehehe!
You might be kinda fast, but your swordplay is a mess, shuu!!
Nike: Shaddap you!!
(Handwritten- Hehehe kiss my butt.)
(Sfx- Hah hah hah)
Dude: Good luck boyo!
The most I can do is watch you from here!!
Nike: You sure know how to talk, old dude.

010
Kasegi: This is the way...
(Sfx- Pyooonnn booooing)
Kasegi: You use a sword!!!
(Sfx- Goooon Thook)
(Sfx- Zaaaan tokk)
{Hero took 2 points of damage!!}
Kasegi: Kekekeki Can't stand up, shuu? You're lucky that I'm a nice guy...
Because I'll give you a tip before I send you off to the afterlife, shuu.
I've always wanted to say something like this...
Kukuri: Mr. Hero sure is taking a while...
(Sfx- Hah gasp)
Kukuri: What if he already ran into a monster...
er well...if he did he might have been defeated by it...

011
Kukuri: And the monster is “at the part where it explains things before sending him to the afterlife”....?
(Sfx- Hyuuuuuuu wffffff)
Kasegi: So Master Giri came to this world in order to conquer it 300 years ago.
But back then the humans sealed him away, shuu.
Nike: I see, so the same thing happened 300 years ago huh...
And then what?
(Sfx- Fun fun hmm hmmm)
Kasegi: You're already recovered, shuu?
(Handwritten- A bonk for the hero.)
Kasegi: You get back on your feet fast, shuu.
Our conversation ends here, shuu
Now it's about time you die, shuu!!
Nike: H—hold on, how about a few more tidbits before you send me to the underworld?
Kasegi: ...You're a selfish one kid....shuu.

012
Kasegi: Fine then, but listen close, shuu!
(Sfx- Sosorii creep)
Kasegi: So the seal placed upon Master Giri was imperfect so the effects have started to fade after 300 years...
(Sfx- Gokuhhh gulp)
Kasegi: Uhhh, I don't actually know more than that either, shuu...
(Sfx- Doki doki doki throb trhob throb)
Kasegi: So ahead is the North city....
Kukuri: Are you okay Mr. Hero?
(Handwritten- Hand signals)
(Sfx-Pah pah pah fwap wap)
(Sfx- Paku paku)
Nike: Hm? “Mr. Hero is your father's tummy okay”?
(Sfx- Peraperaperapera yammeryammeryammer)
Nike: Why the heck is she asking about my Dad's health now of all times...
(Handwritten- Dad)

013
Kasegi: And so the mushroom soup in North city tasted decent enough considering it's price...
(Sfx- Pera pera yammer)
Kasegi: Ahh...there's no way around it...
Hnh?
Nike: My dad eats five servings every morning...
Kasegi: Are you listening to me, shuu?!
(Sfx- Bikuuhh throoob)
(Sfx- Bikuhhhh)
Kukuri: Kyah!
Kasegi: And who the devil are you, shuu?!
(Handwritten- A particularily scary face.
(Sfx- Kuruhhh Spn)
Kukuri: Kyah!!
Nike: Run for it Kukuri!!!

014
(Sfx- Zutteenn thump)
Kasegi: Another human, shuu?!
Kukuri: Kyaaaah!! Don't come any closer!!
Kasegi: I'll kill you too, shuu!!
(Sfx- Zuun zuun zuun thoom thoom thoom)
(Sfx- Doki doki doki Throb throb throb)
Kukuri: Oh God please.....
(Sfx- Shah shah sahh sff sfft)
(Sfx- Taaan tmpt)

015
(Sfx- Bouuuun fwhoomph)
Kukuri: Uwah!!
{She did it...!}
{She used her magic!!}
{Level one Guruguru magic.: Lizard's tail: Drawing a triangle for the fire symbol, and by adding two marks to it, it becomes the Magical circle spell known as the Lizard's tail” which summons fire from the circle, and hits the enemy directly with a fire attack making this magic a purely offensive one.}
Nike: Kukuri....
(Sfx- Hah hah hah hah)
(Sfx- Shuuruuuhh Wfhoooooh)
Kukuri: Mr. Hero....
(Sfx- Kuruuhh spnnn)

016
Kukuri: Mr. Hero thank goodness you're okaaay.
I used magic, I really did it~~~
I was so scaaaared.!!
(Sfx- Buun buun Wfft wfft)
{Monster was defeated.}
Nike: I was the one scared out of my mind....
But you're awesome Kukuri!! You used your magic correctly this time!!
Kukuri: Mmm, the truth is I could have helped you sooner.....
(Sfx- Hiku hiku sob sob)
Nike: What?
Kukuri: See?
(Last circle – Failure)
(Handwritten- Hopeless hopless!!)
Kukuri: See?
(Sfx- Koooonnn ddnnnnn)
{Next Point: North City.}
(Sfx- Meooowh)