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Translations: One Piece 924 by cnet128 , Gintama 698 (2)
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Gintama 693

Uho.

en
+ posted by Bomber D Rufi as translation on Aug 19, 2018 00:15 | Go to Gintama

-> RTS Page for Gintama 693


Ah it was one of those where "I only needed 15 pages to tell a story" chapters this week, huh? Or well possibly more like "I was too lazy to add more." I get that feel, Gorilla, gorilla, gorilla-sensei.

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Hi wa mata noboru only


(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmmble)
(Sfx- Gouuuun veeeeen)
(Under panel text- The TV anime “Gintama: Silver Soul arc” airs every Sunday at 1:35AM on TV Tokyo and it's affiliates!!)
???: Serei Gate preparations have completed.
(Side text- The weapon of mass destruction waits for that certain moment....)
???: It is ready to deploy any time.
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 693: Uho.
(Under panel text: Volume 74 is out in stores everywhere!! The long anticipated muddy ship “Gintama Live action 2” will finally open in theaters August 17th!!)
???: How does the surface look?
Our disciples in Edo have...
Purged the terminal's outskirts of anyone who would stand in our way...
But it appears they have met with some resistance.

002
???: Release the invasion squads.
Upon our landing at the Terminal, we will use the Seirei Gate.
What on earth is this?!
???: What?
It's the foreboding shape of a ship's shadow nearby...
There's no way they could have realized this ship is here, right??
This is...

003
Gorilla: Uho.
Uho Uho uho uho.
Lady Gorilla: Uhoho
Uho uho uhohho.
Uhohoho
Uho uho uho uhohoho
Kondo: Uhoh.

004
Gorillas: UHYAHAHAHAHA!!
(Sfx- Dohhh thooom)
(Sfx- Don don don pan pan thud thud thud bang)
Gorilla: Uhoho Uhohohouho
Uhohohoh uhohohohoho
Kondo: Uho uho
Uhohoho
Gorillas: Uhyahyahoahahahah.
(Sfx- Pan pan tok tok)
(Sfx- Gasha gashaah clang clang)
Gorillas: Ohohohohohohoho

005
{I wonder what everyone...}
{Is talking about?}
{What the hell are they...}
{Busting a gut over?}
{Why are they...}
{Raising me up?}
{I don't...}
{Understand anything.}
{Why...}
{Is this happening?}
{Why?}
{Why?}

006
Hijikata: I'm...
Going to look for the Yorozuya.
If it weren't for them...
I wouldn't be standing here now.

007
Kondo: If you don't want to be the stepping stone for a new era...that's fine.
how about doing it, swinging that sword for those we've fought alongside all of this time?
We're going to live alongside them.
And to do that we need to swing this sword to open a new era...
The sword known as Shinsengumi.
Okita: Then, Kondo-san...
Will you be there for them too?
What I have to do...
Has already been decided.

008
Kondo: I have to marry a Gorilla.
(Sfx- Gogogogo rmmmmmble)
Kondo: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYY?!
MAYBE I SOUND LIKE A BROKEN RECORD, BUT PLEASE...
PLEASE TELL ME WHY I HAVE TO DO THIIIIIIIS?!
Matsudaira: Kondo....
What are you talking about now?
Didn't you already decide a while back that you'd do this? You were even doing house husband training, yeah?
Kondo: Yes, I mean that's true but there's still something extremely not right about this?!

009
Matsudaira: Kondo, since antiquity, the creature known as man...
Has lived his life in the shadow of his lower extremities.
You could say in a way that life is what happens while cleaning up after that lower half.
So quit bitching and do what you gotta.
Taking responsibility is only natural when you do certain things.
Kondo: Um, what kind of lower half am I supposed to have? Is my alternate self a Cenatuar? I don't remember canoodling with a beast like this???
Just being dragged along and being told “You are the father” is kinda, y'know....
Matsudaira: You can act like this doesn't involve you all you want, but there's a gorilla-like spot from the corner of his eyes to the bridge of his nose that's your splitting image, ya dumb ape.
Kondo: It's not that he LOOKS like a Gorilla, he IS a Gorilla, and one who very much takes after his mother!!
Matsudaira: Quit bellyaching. Most kids come out looking like Gorillas when they're born, don't they?
Like when I first saw my daughter Kuriko, I was shocked as hell, man. I really wondered how thing's would work out in the future...
But before I realized it she became as cute as a button.
And before I could even blink my eyes we had already passed the point of no return in regard to washing our underwear together.
(Sfx- Kusuuh sniff)
Kondo: AND BEFORE I REALIZED IT HE GREW UP INTO A PLAIN OLD GORILLA??
AND FORGET NOSTALGIA, HE'S RIPPING MY UNDIES CLEAN OFF??
(Sfx- Ugaaaah roaaaaar)

010
Matsudaira: Well, you two sound like peas in a pod. Anything change with Princess Bubbles?
Kondo: She's changing her wedding dress for the 3,423rd time....
Weddings on planet Shoujyou go for 3 months and today is the last day.
And I'm really afraid once everything is said and done, I'll be an actual Gorilla body and soul.
PLEASE TOTTSAN!! I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE ONE FOR THE COUNTRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!
(Sfx- Buuun Buuun whoofft wffft)
Kondo: The wedding is taking place directly above earth! If you do something now then there's still a chance...
Matsudaira: And I'm telling you Earth isn't really in a position to do anything right now!
Kondo: That's why you gotta! I wanna fight too!!
Matsudaira: You just leave things here to us. Meanwhile you take those Gorillas for a ride and get every penny they're wroth.
That is your battlefield like I've been telling you.
Kondo: I can't do it! I don't even know what they're saying!! I'm only getting by with a “uho” every so often here and there!!
Matsudaira: QUIT YOUR BITCHING!!
WHAT CAN A ROTTED BANANA WHO COULDN'T PLEASE ONE GORILLA DO COMING BACK HOME?!
I KNOW THAT'S YOUR KID!! THERE'S NO MISTAKING IT!!
I heard everything from them!!
(Sfx- Gooh gooohh goooh whooom whoom whoom)

011
Matsudaira: You had a wedding ceremony with Princess Bubbles remember?
Apparently that kid is the one you have her in the Banana entry ceremony.
Kondo: THE HELL KIND OF PRETEXT IS THIS?!
And you know from seeing it yourself that I didn't do anything!!
Matsudaira: After that the princess was so screwed up after being dumped by you that she faded from sight for a while.
Night after night she'd play around with Gorillas from the wrong side of the tracks, rolling up blunanas and spend the night doing God knows what.
Kondo: What's a blunanaa?! IS that <what bad Gorillas do to get high??
Matsudaira: And so when she got back she had that kid in her belly.
Robert Gorilnny Jr.
Kondo: AND SHE GAVE IT A DIFFERENT NAME?? IF IT'S MINE WHY IS IT NOT ISAO JR?!
More importantly that's clearly one of the guys she was hanging out with!! You're just lying to force me to take care of the kid aren't you?!
Matsudaira: Kondo, listen, you know how to humans that all Gorillas look the same, yeah?
Then you're going to be fine. All Gorilla's kids are the same.
Now go hold that one like you would do any other.
Kondo: In what way is this fine?! Don't try to make this sound better than it actually is?!

012
Kondo: Hey! Tottssan!!
Tottsaaaaan!!
Dammit he hung up on me!!
(Sfx- Busasasaa dsssshhh)
(Sfx- Buchi buchi buchi bukkiin ripriprip)
(Sfx- Uooooooahhhhh)
Kondo; Sorry Jr!!
I can't be your father!!
Not when I have....
A family of my own waiting for me down there!!
I know they're waiting...
For me to come back.
So I have to get back to earth---
Gorillas: Uhooooh!!

013
Kondo: Move iiiiittt!!
I don't want to hurt you all so...
Please just move!!
Dammit! I'm not getting through to them!!
(Sfx- Uhoooh Uhoooo!)
Kondo: UHOOOOOOO!!!

014
{….So, even in that situation Uho just got a round of applause?}
{Just what the hell do they hear from my Uho's? Just how far can I slip into pleasing them??}
{And now I'm back at the ceremony....}
{Maybe they're happy thanks to my Uho's, but I sure ain't.}
{I need to somehow figure out how to use Uho's effectively and get out of here.}
{But I don't understand what they're saying...hell, I don't understand what I'm saying half the time, so what do I do...?}
(Sfx- Dogaaaahh thooooom)
(Sfx- Uhooh?)
(Sfx- Dokoooaaaahhh ththoooom)
Gorilla: Uhooooooooooooooo!!!
(Sfx- Ooooohhhh)

015
Gorilla: Uhoooooooooooh!!!
Uhoooooohhh!!!
{Wait, this guy couldn't be...}
{Jr's real....?!}
{Somehow I can....kinda understand his Uho's.}
{Could it be a classic tale of love being ripped asunder by social standing?}
{He crashed the wedding...}
{So he could take his child and woman back.}
Gorilla: UHOHOOOOOOOOH!!!
{Here's my chance...}
{If I use this situation, I might be able to get the plug pulled on this ceremony!}
{I have to cry out with the embodiment of all my Gorillaness!!}
{It's through this that the words of my soul will reach him!!}
{I'LL GIVE YOU BACK THE PRINCESS SO PLEASE TAKE ME BACK TO EARTH!!}
Kondo: UHOOOOOOOOHH!!
{Translation- The Princess belongs to me!! If you want her you'll have to take her from me, and my Gorilla grip is no laughing matter!!}
(Side text- Uhohohoho uhoooh!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 693.................END.

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